1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex.

[topgun98]

205. I'm a man too!

[Numidium]

^shitty late

206. "were you thinking about me, darling?" "you can take off the mask now."

[Busymonkey]

207. I cant believe it's not butter!

[Novi B]

208. [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qG5V2iBvFs"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qG5V2iBvFs[/URL]208.

[DoomsDayDan]

[QUOTE=IAmNow;23159586]147. The rums gone.[/QUOTE]

Avatar win

209. This is the first time I've ever gone all the way!

[Sickle]

210. I'm gonna fuck you soooooooo deep.

[melindagreen]

211: Your better than my brother

[Jad Hinto]

212: "I wonder what's on TV..."

[melindagreen]

213: All its doing is tickling
214: I think theres air trapped
215: Your the best client I had all day
216: -whistles- Fido come here boy

[Alex_DeLarge]

[QUOTE=Sickle;23382498]210. I'm gonna fuck you soooooooo deep.[/QUOTE]

speak for yourself.

[Njittie]

217. You're the first today.

[Slasha117]

218. I'm a man

[Saza]

219. I have to shit

Also above poster is later than shit

[Slasha117]

Opps i dident read the whole thread srry

[SilverDragon619]

220."oh justin!"

[NotSo1337]

221. My vagina is hungry -growling coming from under blanket-
222. I had a sex change. Yesterday.
223. You remind me of my brothers/Father.

[Jamsponge]

224. This reminds me of that time, in band camp...

[Wafflemaster]

225. I just shit myself

[TCB]

226. I'm a tree trapped in a woman's body.

[That_Crazy_Gman]

227: bend over

[johnnyIERB]

228. You're moms coming round for dinner tomorrow btw.

229. My ex killed the last guy i fucked

[1337KiLLeR]

230: Before we continue, do me a back massage !

[Renegade Master]

her: "OH FUCK THE BABY'S COMING OUT RIGHT NOW!"
him: "wait, WHAT?! YOU WERE PREGNANT?! BUT YOU DON'T SHOW!:byodood:"
her: " I'M 15!"
*after a while*
Him: "She said she was 18! I SWEAR!"

[Sabrina]

"Oh hey, did i mention my dad is a cop?"
"BUT YOU'RE FUCKIN' 15!"

Wouldn't want to hear that, i'd start running away that instant.