Post something you can brag about - General

Uhh, I once got the ball through the hoop from the middle of the court. [QUOTE=kirderf;15805833]LOOK A GUN[/QUOTE] Why is your finger on the trigger?

[QUOTE=TAU!;15809897]Uhh, I once got the ball through the hoop from the middle of the court. Why is your finger on the trigger?[/QUOTE] Because it's a co2 air pistol and I didn't even have a co2 capsule in it. Neither were there any pellets in.

I can believe it's not butter.

-I'm a lifeguard. -I can operate just about any shop tool. -I'm a Class B ninja. (Would be Class A, but I need to be immortal, have a cloaking ability, throw fireballs walk on water that sort of stuff :frown:)

I know six languages. Not counting Norwegian and Danish since they are so similiar to the Swedish language.

I have a 3" penis

[QUOTE=Robbobin;15806351]Today I had sex during school time :smug: It was fffffffucking awesome.[/QUOTE] :buddy: Sounds cool. The only thing that I can brag about is my location in the UK, I live in Shetland, the most northerly islands in the UK.

i took a shit bigger than my head

[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;15818295]i took a shit bigger than my head[/QUOTE] You must have a tiny head.

I shagged my friends girlfriend. I dumped a girl on her birthday. I'm an asshole.

I have massive forearms from too much drumming

I live in a 4 story house with 3 acres of land, my parents both have secure well paid jobs and I can bench 90KG. Guess that's all I have but it's better than some

I taught Robert Llewellyn how to play Vs System, which was awesome when it was around. He signed the demonstration mat too. [img]http://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/images/speaker-index/SpeakOutRobertLlewellyn2.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Kirahazard;15819256]I shagged my friends girlfriend. I dumped a girl on her birthday. I'm an asshole.[/QUOTE] yeah, bet that makes you feel big. I don't have anything interesting to brag about really.

Oh, a level 105 runescape account...

I own a ferrari, two porsches, and an NSX.

[QUOTE=AlarinTaylor;15819187][QUOTE=Leg of Doom;15818295]i took a shit bigger than my head[/QUOTE] You must have a tiny head.[/QUOTE] Or a big boyfriend.

my join date, even if its not 04 :( my guitar skills. i have a car, and ive passed my test. i turned 17 a little over a month ago. (legal limit). Only person my age with one that I know.

I have a really kickass and hot girlfriend. I can solve a rubik's cube. I Can play a mean tf2.

[QUOTE=rexxar;15822352]my join date, even if its not 04 :([/QUOTE] No one cares when you joined.

I shook Chuck Norris' hand when I was at my trip in USA. I'm not kidding.

[QUOTE=Banana-man;15825037]I shook Chuck Norris' hand when I was at my trip in USA. I'm not kidding.[/QUOTE] You mean Chuck Norris' hand shook you!

[QUOTE=TAU!;15809897]Why is your finger on the trigger?[/QUOTE] Because he's ready to blow. Um, Ur, I pass tests with ease, I barely revised for my GCSEs.

I made a lot of changes to DarkRP I made Falco's menu Falco's vmfs the player possessor swep AVAA(no one knows this one lol) Time stop script Basically I'm kinda known in GMod Besides, I have never had an insufficient avarage mark in the 5 years I've been on this school(yet one year to go, pass the exams and I've done this entire school without ever having had insufficient marks). I'm doing VWO(dutch term), which can be compared with A-levels in England, Lycée in France and Gymnasium in germany. Which is kinda the highest possible :D

I was loved by a girl. And that means a lot to me.

[media][URL=http://www.cubeupload.com]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/38ac00bckrdingarrinte.jpg[/media] [media] tagged due to hugeness. I caught this. :smug:

Shit.. I just realised i can't actually brag about anything, but something nerdy. I can build computers and play TF2 really well. See what i mean?

My eyes are like Jared Leto's. His eyes are the fucking shizz

I made sex with my gf :huh:

I pulled tonight. :smug: