Post something you can brag about - General

Im 16. I own 2 computers. Fully own a vehicle. A full college student (high school was boring :/ ) have a job and work 6 hours a week. :buddy: oh and I own a currently unoperating pocket bike.

I got 2 motocrosses, 1 ATV, 5 computers and i am fat

[QUOTE=KillerTele;15864799]I got 2 motocrosses, 1 ATV, 5 computers and i am fat[/QUOTE] you win :buddy:

[QUOTE=DocHoliday31337;15864819]you win :buddy:[/QUOTE] :buddy::hf::buddy:

[QUOTE=KillerTele;15864888]:buddy::hf::buddy:[/QUOTE] :buddy::respek::buddy:

My tits. I love my tits. big yet still perky. and I got a small body which makes it even better

I fell asleep on a ladder once.

[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;15865056]My tits. I love my tits. big yet still perky. and I got a small body which makes it even better[/QUOTE] I think we can all agree? :v:

I'm smart for my age. And my age is damn lower than many of yours.

I can program synths bet most of you can't do that

My internet is probably slower than yours. :smugdog:

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want. I'm also writer, and my girlfriend is an upcoming glamour model. A few hours work nets me £16000 a year.

[QUOTE=NoDachi;15865645]I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want. I'm also writer, and my girlfriend is an upcoming glamour model. A few hours work nets me £16000 a year.[/QUOTE] Cool, I make 3 dollars a week!

My hair is 14 inches long, vibrantly blonde and very thick. Most girls are jealous of it.

I'm 4'11''. Wait, I think I might be in the wrong thread. ;[

Im....not an asshole?

[B]I FLY AIRPLANES REGULARLY.[/B] It's difficult for me to brag louder than that. This rarely seems to impress people as much as I'd like it too though.

I don't suck. :buddy:

I attacked a bear and won. Then I ripped off my lumberjack shirt and shot down an alien spacecraft from the canon on my chest.

[QUOTE=GayPancake;15805854]Supertoaster being on friends list. He helped make IOGM2. (Idiots of Garry's Mod 2) Also, awsome kirderf![/QUOTE] Wow that's fucking pathetic

[QUOTE=Advancedrock;15868238]Wow that's fucking pathetic[/QUOTE] Yes, I know...

[QUOTE=NoDachi;15865645]I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want. I'm also writer, and my girlfriend is an upcoming glamour model. A few hours work nets me £16000 a year.[/QUOTE] Am i miss reading the 0's because that isn't a lot of money to call yourself rich

My middle name is Akira.

[QUOTE=Advancedrock;15868594]Am i miss reading the 0's because that isn't a lot of money to call yourself rich[/QUOTE] its a lil over a thousand a month.......my mother makes that.

I am the pirate princess. I sail the seas of the internets in my torrentship the Yukiriam. Yarr. Just tought you guys should know. :3:

I have the rage.

[QUOTE=DocHoliday31337;15869492]its a lil over a thousand a month.......my mother makes that.[/QUOTE] So? I don't know what facepunchers think constitute as rich, but my mom can make 20k a month, but damn the house market.

[QUOTE=Kirahazard;15819256]I shagged my friends girlfriend. I dumped a girl on her birthday. I'm an asshole.[/QUOTE] yes u are

Given it's in USD (for whatever that's worth) but still.

I stole a chick that my step-brother was actively pursuing and I stole a different chick, whom I am now married to, from an ex-friend. I also flirted with and hugged her several times right in front of said friend.