Shit That Gets You Mad v25 Too tired to be bored and too bored to be tired
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[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51733009]I don't know if I'm reading this right, but if the latest bill I got from my university is correct, I'm going to go fucking bankrupt because of it.
How do Europeans get so fucking lucky with free college while America has to suffer incredible tuition inflation.[/QUOTE]
The fuck? How much is it?
Its annoying how many kids I see going full alt right because they think Sam Hyde is funny.
Logged into my Windows 10 computer 3 times in a row just now to be met with the black screen bug, which I haven't had since the first time I booted up Windows 10
Looked online for a bit, the solution that finally worked was to unplug and replug my monitor, pretty much confirming that Windows fails to select a monitor to display on when you log in
How can Microsoft be so incompetent that I can get this issue twice in 6 months despite there being continual updates? Cortana is still completely broken. Windows explorer still randomly crashes. My keyboard still randomly changes to the US inputs. Just some other issues I've had for 6 months, so what are the updates even doing?
"Windows 10 is fine you're just afraid of change, it works fine for me"
Yeah, all right. :rolleyes:
Browsing facebook peacefully,when this dumbass extremist message me.
Extremist:Hey you fucking kafir chinese pig!
Me:The fuck wrong with you?
Extremist:*Send me a link with news* Hahaha,that is your dear leader,chinese pig.
And the link?
A fucking blogspot
I just sighed and replied again.
Me:Blogspot is not a valid news source.
Extremist:Quit lying,you can't face the truth,you just got butthurt,kafir.
Me:*Screenshot the entire chat* Thanks for showing your stupidity,im going to post this so,our future generation will not be a total dumbass like you.
Lord sake,i wish if i had power to punch someone on internet.
Especially this kind of people.
I was talking to my friend on the train about vaccines, because he is a new father and we were talking about all sorts of things he should do for his son. Anyway, along comes mother of two, uninvited, to share her two cents.
I told my friend he should vaccinate as soon as his GP suggests it, and this woman says "Don't listen to him, vaccines are bad and will give your child autism, he doesn't know what he's talking about." My friend isn't an idiot, he knows I have autism and he also knows that I am quite intelligent if not a bit opinionated. I get up and confront the woman.
"How do you know that vaccines cause autism?"
"I know because my friend had her son go in to get vaccinated and after they gave him the needle they said 'we think your son has autism' and we knew he didnt have autism before so it mustve been the vaccine"
"Firstly, vaccines cannot cause autism. Autism is a broad spectrum of neurological disorders ranging from Aspergers Syndrome, which is a high functioning form of autism which is mostly noticable by lack of social skills and OCD, to Downs Syndrome, which is mostly noticable by lack of higher motor functions or signs of logical thinking. Secondly, your friend noticed what we call a coincidence, which really wasn't even a coincidence because she took her son to see medical professionals to get treated for one thing, and they noticed another thing at the same time, a bit like if you went to touch up your lipstick in the mirror, but while applying it you also noticed you had a cut on your lip. Does that mean lipstick cuts your lip?"
Safe to say this retarded woman refused to acknowledge a thing I said, and I noticed her kids were sick so my friend and I left that cariage. I hope he isn't sick.
EDIT: ON the topic of stupid people who believe vaccines cause autism, I cannot fucking believe trump is going ahead with the border wall.
List of things a wall will stop:
- Import/export
- Economic growth between Mexico and USA
- Any hope of USA ever tunneling itself out of any financial debt it is in.
List of things a wall will not stop:
- Desperate people attempting to escape poverty or conflict
- Drugs
- People with ladders
- Planes
Also mexico won't pay for it willingly, and if trump tries to tax mexico for the wall, they will just bump up prices making american tax payers pay for the wall, and further tax american exports. It will be a trade war and it's all because Donald J. Trump does not understand economics, politics, geography, or really anything to be honest.
And you people want to give this man a chance.
[video=youtube;TAryFIuRxmQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ[/video]
Funny how the fish my mom introduces are the ones who are consistently the ones causing problems.
Another one she introduced has ick.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;51735134]Funny how the fish my mom introduces are the ones who are consistently the ones causing problems.
Another one she introduced has ick.[/QUOTE]
Are the fish she keeps bringing for her or does she think she's doing you a favour or something?
[QUOTE=Sonador;51734729]"Windows 10 is fine you're just afraid of change, it works fine for me"
Yeah, all right. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Its like playing roullete when I sleep/resume win10. Its like "nah, were just going to freeze for no reason at all so fuck your programs". Funny thing is that even windows 95 installs on some of my older computers never had this many problems.
It's like a rushjob 'OS' to promote your touchscreen computers and shoehorn in your revenue store was a bad idea or something.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;51735218]Are the fish she keeps bringing for her or does she think she's doing you a favour or something?[/QUOTE]
They're for her.
I keep telling her "No more fish, I have enough for now" and she keeps adding them.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;51735350]They're for her.
I keep telling her "No more fish, I have enough for now" and she keeps adding them.[/QUOTE]
Then its time for talk to end.
Time for the real action.
Seriously,your mom is very stubborn.
There are people who don't wear a seatbelt because it might kill them in a freak accident.
Just got GTA V for the PC. Playing GTA online and trying to play the first Lamar multiplayer Lamar mission. I have tried to do this at least 5 times. Everytime someone either goes full stupid and rushes a group of enemies ON FOOT. Or they disconnect causing everyone to fail. I just want to get to different missions...
GTA V Multiplayer is ASS without friends, and that's if the hackers don't get you.
[QUOTE=Talvy;51735487]There are people who don't wear a seatbelt because it might kill them in a freak accident.[/QUOTE]
admittedly if you wear your seatbelt wrong it is very likely to kill or seriously injure you in impacts above certain speeds
fucking people who can't use a keyboard like normal human beings and they just slam the keys like they are fucking stuck with silme or something.
Like this fuckhead at work, that does so much noise by just slamming at his keyboard it sometimes drown everything else and it's fucking annoying.
I use a lot of force when I hit enter, I actually think it's a habit that's come out of music tbh
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;51736312]TMI [sp] unexpected ever-so-slight pain in the testicles that comes and goes for no reason fuckkkkk [/sp][/QUOTE]
Go to the doctor.
My [b]Nutrition [/b]book is showing straight-up pictures of skin diseases and (seemingly recent) amputations and it's fucking distracting because it's not something I want to look at
It's been said at least a few times in this thread I'm sure, but I'm so sick of hearing about Trump this Trump that every-fucking-where I go on the Internet now. Places where I'd never imagine politics to spill over are running like a waterfall of it now. I liked getting my news from SH because at least some people used decent sources, now every thread has Trump in the title and it's a race to either comment how terrible everything is now that Trump is POTUS, or that lefties and SJWs are ruining everything [I]REEEEEE[/I].
As a moderate who doesn't sit much in politics, looking in is like watching "normally" well-minded people screaming that everyone on the left who doesn't oppose [B]MEGA HITLER OBNOXICON 3.0[/B] is a Nazi that deserves to be physically assaulted, and the right is [I]alt-right[/I] super memer Stormfronters who get every sap of info they've ever learned or cared about from /pol/. And people who don't agree are lefty SJW cuck-fag degenerates who need to be thrown in the gas chamber :suicide:
People say that the end of the world was started when Trump won the election, but honestly I felt like both sides just wanted an excuse to cut the pretending and go full retard on every inch of society.
I get the Internet is more interconnected with our lives than ever before, but I still like to keep it separate from my offline life because those stresses normally can't affect me at home and vice-versa. It now seems like in both worlds people can't keep their fucking composure and need an excuse to launch a crusade against every little prick against their ego.
TD;LR politics needs to ramp down at least a few notches so I can enjoy my memes in peace, god damn!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;51736322]It's been a thing my whole life, the doctors just said let it pass.
Like, it stays for two minutes and then just leaves and comes back again like 4 months later for another two minutes.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't sound normal, get a different doctor.
Anyway apparently the city added chloramines or something because my water straight from the tap is reading at least 1 or 2 ppm ammonia. Deadly to fish. Guess I can't do a big water change until I get ammonia reducer pads or more prime to detoxify it. Good thing I have massive biological filtration. Posted a warning on the fish forum I'm on since lots of folks live in san diego. Same thing happened at my fiance's work. His tank isn't completely done cycling either. Hope his betta will be ok.
I swear the water tasted off too, I really gotta start testing my tap weekly instead of monthly. FUCK. Almost killed all my fish for sure.
ES File Explorer really turned into a bloated piece of shit which I ignored mostly, but this bullshit ad takes the cake now:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/bfQb2kw.png[/t]
I want a file manager, not a [i]weeb[/i] manager for fuck sakes.
My father's house has burned down so he's homeless with his mother.
[quote=my mother said]watcha do you think? how do you feel even if you never have met him?[/quote]
Mom doesn't know that I met him several times and I don't intend to tell her about it anytime ever. That question came off her as a sarcastic pickery, but even then if some [del]unknown relatives'[/del] someone's house has just burned down then of course you would feel shit. I don't know what they did when they were young but I don't want that hate passed onto me.
Anyway, they got sheltered someplace elsewhere so at least they are safe for now.
[editline]27th January 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;51737096]ES File Explorer really turned into a bloated piece [...] I want a file manager, not a [i]weeb[/i] manager for fuck sakes.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever tried [URL="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ghisler.android.TotalCommander"]Total Commander[/URL]?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;51736322]It's been a thing my whole life, the doctors just said let it pass.
Like, it stays for two minutes and then just leaves and comes back again like 4 months later for another two minutes.[/QUOTE]
TMI[sp]I get something similar to this. I'd sit weird or wear tight pants and suddenly my balls feel like they were hit with a hammer. It stops after a few minutes, but its a few minutes in hell.[/sp]
It's probably some weird unexplained phenomenon that's unrelated to cancer. I haven't had sex so it isn't an STD.
London transportation is literally the worst thing ever holy shit.
Edit:
Of course the guy I went to London with is disagreeing with this. Traitor.
[QUOTE=Sonador;51735575]GTA V Multiplayer is ASS without friends, and that's if the hackers don't get you.[/QUOTE]
And it's crash-tastic. I love getting those "bad sport" points for something Rockstar never fixed after 2 years.
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;51737096]ES File Explorer really turned into a bloated piece of shit which I ignored mostly, but this bullshit ad takes the cake now:
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I want a file manager, not a [i]weeb[/i] manager for fuck sakes.[/QUOTE]
I know for a fact that I uninstalled that piece of shit after it started shoehorning ads on the [I]lock[/I] screen. But suddenly it decided to start spamming "new files! you could clean these up!!" popups every time I unlock my tablet. I'm almost certain that piece of shit installed some sort of shitware.
And to the asshole that drives 15 under IN THE FUCKING EXPENSIVE ASS TOLL LANE, I didn't pay to go slow behind your ass because you can't move 10 feet ahead and MOVE OVER SO OTHERS CAN PASS YOU. I nearly had a heart attack screaming my head off because my god if you think the slow people in the left lane are bad, it's just somehow [I]worse[/I] in the toll lanes.
My glasses have snapped in half and I have no lenses
And I left my backup glasses on the other side of the country
End me now
I need to find a regular doctor for a checkup and an ob gyn doctor to get this damn nexplanon out of my arm.
Sick of this shit. I also hate going to the doctor. :ohno:
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