Shit That Gets You Mad v25 Too tired to be bored and too bored to be tired
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sending emails that end up with a email not found address. :angry:
Why does Family Guy reuse the same gag? I swear with every new season its a rehash of some of their old jokes.
-There's always a chicken v. Peter Griffin fight
-There's always a Morgan the Jew joke
-There's always a Jew joke in general
-Peter's unhealthy!
-Quagmire's a pervert!
-Joe's in a wheelchair who yells!
-Creators' Mouthpiece Brian is an atheist intellectual asshole!
Fucking Youtube clogging my page with Family Guy clips.
Looks like youtube decided it's going to show me recommended videos with watch history disabled. FUCK OFF WITH THIS CLICKBAIT BULLSHIT.
When a professor gives you blatant busy work that has little to nothing to do with the class subject.
The assignment is just going around Googling the answers to questions ranging from pretty easy to hardcore obscure. A "hunt".
To top it off, two of these questions aren't even possible to look up. I've tried every resource and bit of Google-fu that I know of...
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Just came here to rant because by God, I'm so pissed at the fact this is worth 30% of my exam grade and I'm definitely at a 24% right now.
EDIT: It took 3 hours but I finally found both of them, holy shit.
i love how any attempts i make at trying to seem humorous/loose just blow up in my face. at this point i feel like im just condescending in order to please others/satisfy a delusion of the mind when it really just doesn't matter.
Apparently a friend of mine genuinely believes there is no such thing as a peaceful protest and that they pretty much all just devolve into a riot. But then again he seems to pretty much get all of his news from 8chan /pol/ anymore.
I'm not sure if I'm tired, or my eyes are just sore.
I don't know why but Facepunch recently set my flagdog to Canada, even though I live about as far away from Cananda as you can in the US :v:
There's a seriously high amount of Hitler sympthasizers/holocaust deniers on the internet than I realized. I watched a clip from one of the holocaust movies and it was loaded with cancerous comments such "its hilarious because it didn't happen" and "it didn't happen and I wished it did" and launch ad hominem attacks and scream about the ebul joo homogay double n***ers. The fact that these people are,unironic are even worse. Bring up any evidence of it happening and they pull the fake evidence bullshit card.
I typo'd something by a letter so it ended up with it saying "MOVE" instead of "MOVIE"
Then someone in a chat related to the typo said someone "does good wors"
So I said "apparently I do good wors too" and no one laughed. :cry:
my cat wanted to knead her paws on my sweater but she kept getting her claws stuck :s:
Teacher getting super excited over her ultra-femenist interpretation of the secret garden, the mildest new woman piece I've ever read.
It was a fun sort of anger tho,I enjoyed arguing, so I'm not sure if this really should be here.
that's a picture I can't unsee
Too sick to care bout anything
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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;51819392]Fucking snow storms, dude.
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This was actually before the snow got too deep and it was already nearly touching my knee. Got nearly chest high due to the drifts by the time I got to my friend's house today.
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Note to self: walking to see someone you love in a snowstorm sounds like the ultimate compliment, but it doesn't come without its repercussions.
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Stay safe out there, guys. I nearly passed out on the way up the hill, and if I had, it'd have been curtains for FilmSlacker.[/QUOTE]
Makes a snow den and wait till better weather.
[QUOTE=Guriosity;51821087]Too sick to care bout anything
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Same here, caught a cold and my throat feels like I've been gargling razorblades. And since I've got asthma it comes with a nice sidedish of troubled breathing.
I've found out that I was logged in Facepunch in one of the school's computers.
The history was full of LMAO Pics but other than that there was nothing else.
Did a secret logout and a swift deletion of browser history just to be sure.
Alcohol being mandatory for "having fun".
I'm not againsn't getting a few beers/drinks once in a while. What is pissing me off is when people wants me to get piss drunk almost everytime i go out.
I don't take alcohol that very well. Either i get very snoozy, or easily sick.
Hangovers fucking suck and are definitelly not worth it.
When you snoop on your boyfriends computer and find something that is horribly wrong.
For someone with "performance issues" he sure as hell hits up a lot of girls on Reddit tryna fuck 😡
[QUOTE=Merro;51821129]Alcohol being mandatory for "having fun".
I'm not againsn't getting a few beers/drinks once in a while. What is pissing me off is when people wants me to get piss drunk almost everytime i go out.
I don't take alcohol that very well. Either i get very snoozy, or easily sick.
Hangovers fucking suck and are definitelly not worth it.[/QUOTE]
My idea of " fun" is learning something new or working on some scheme. Like taking over the world, coming up with new ideas or trying to make money.
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[QUOTE=Sombrero;51820680]There's a seriously high amount of Hitler sympthasizers/holocaust deniers on the internet than I realized. I watched a clip from one of the holocaust movies and it was loaded with cancerous comments such "its hilarious because it didn't happen" and "it didn't happen and I wished it did" and launch ad hominem attacks and scream about the ebul joo homogay double n***ers. The fact that these people are,unironic are even worse. Bring up any evidence of it happening and they pull the fake evidence bullshit card.[/QUOTE]
Nazis are not exactly bright. The idea of kill off other races and fighting to progress humanity dont combine too well.
If one going pursue a world conquering schemes its a good idea not to kill off potential talent. That and people resist more fiercely when they know they going get gassed if they lose.
I am going make a prediction. With genetic testing, eugenics will make a huge come back in some shape or form. Nazi view may change accordingly and change from racial politics to genetically superior politics. They might end up becoming more "tolerant" because of it.
I wanted to do homework while I was at work but Microsoft had other plans for me.
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Also Swiftkey freaked the fuck out when I tried to type this so I had to use Samsung's shitty keyboard so it took forever.
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Oh god dammit it updated to the Anniversary Update.
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There's so much wasted space, it looks even worse on a smaller screen.
:scream:
This is exactly why I told it "Do not update" and it didn't even fucking listen to that.
Holy fucking shit, why can't my programming class instructors give example tests cases and output in a reasonable fucking format? I'm working on an introductory cryptography program and I've gotten to the point where I'm about done, and I go to do some tests and for some reason the fuckers decided that it'd be a [I]great[/I] idea to put all the output examples in a PDF! Because, y'know, it makes sense to put the hundreds/thousands of encrypted gobbledygook characters that make up the correct output for each case in a proprietary format that can't be reliably diffed against and makes copying text a BITCH. I'd rather fuck myself with a cactus than examine this shit by eye for differences.
Like why not just a basic text file? What possible fucking reason could they have to use a PDF? Why, why even.
Netflix login now shows you what each profile has been watching.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/L3Jjw8S.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Talvy;51821667]Netflix now shows you what each profile has been watching.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/L3Jjw8S.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Who the hell is Oona?
[QUOTE=PsycheClops;51821698]Who the hell is Oona?[/QUOTE]
His sister/mother I would guess or rather simply put whoever he shares netflix account with.
How to go from 100 to zero in a second:
Claim that a Rubric Marine is a Bionicle.
I accidentally left my keys in my dorm earlier and got locked out, and the university charged me $15 for a loaner key that I have to return tomorrow.
I'm already paying upwards of $40k/yr to go to this university, the charge is one thing but $15 to get back into my own dorm? That's pure fucking lunacy.
Parents asked me to sync contacts from MS Lumia 640(2015) to Nokia E72(2010).
Oh boy, the E72 has WLAN capabilities, but it's pretty much an afterthought because you can't use it for anything else other than web browsing; The phone is marketed as the emailer phone but it can only sync via mobile data.
What about getting contacts from hotmail? You can't.
What about putting a google account onto the lumia, sync shit into google and then use google's syncml server to pull shit down? Nope, e72 needs mobile data, and the lumia doesn't copy contacts to the google account.
Nokia PC Suite? Lol windows phone dropped support for that.
Sim card? Nah who even does this shit on SMART PHONES with CLOUD STORAGE™
Bluetooth bullshittery? lol no interop
It's hard to explain to them how you are supposed to do that and there's no way between the two phone to really accomplish that. And no, they don't want to buy mobile data.
Vector 2
At first,i can play it just fine.
Then after 2 days,it stuck on loading screen.
I have no choice other than reinstall the game that also wipe my saved data.
Not even a fucking cloud backup exist in there.
[QUOTE=Kittycatkills;51821214]When you snoop on your boyfriends computer and find something that is horribly wrong.
For someone with "performance issues" he sure as hell hits up a lot of girls on Reddit tryna fuck 😡[/QUOTE]
I would have a serious conversation with him about this. As someone who has survived an emotional affair stemming from a porn addiction it needs to happen soon. If you have been together for a while maybe seek couples counseling or at least set boundaries. Don't get stepped all over, stand up for yourself. If the relationship is only a few months then dump his ass if he is unwilling to change or at least compromise. That's a huge red flag and most likely nothing will change if it's that early on.
Sounds like he may have a porn addiction if he can't get it up, ignores you in bed a lot/forces you to do stuff from porn too. The problem is most likely on his end and society's end there. Lots of men have been basically conditioned to think that porn is an acceptable thing to use even while in a relationship from being a teen or even little kid. IMO it's not healthy and can do a ton of damage unless both partners agree on it and it doesn't devolve into shit like this.
Just as a heads up, not sure how well you cope with things but the pain of this won't go away quickly. It's been almost a year since that shit happened to me and I still get flashbacks and the occasional freakout and my depression has gotten worse. I'm an untrusting person in general too so I don't think I'm ready to completely 100% trust my finance yet. I should seek counseling but I'm broke. If you have the money I would go.
What's wrong with porn?
When I was in a relationship (pfffft)
She wasn't comfortable with her body so I never got naughty pictures and as a human you get horny.
So a logical step from there is porn.
However, trying to fuck people from Reddit or what GamerChick's boyfriend did is unacceptable.
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