Shit That Gets You Mad v25 Too tired to be bored and too bored to be tired
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[QUOTE=Zufeng;51826607]Dick brother[/QUOTE]
Prepare your body, mind, and entertainment.
-Eat all his fries. All the time. Eat all of his food. If you have any food of your own that he might eat, hide that, and prioritize his food for consumption.
-Disconnect the internet. Do your best to keep it that way. Maybe buy access to a different internet and hide some vital components of your home internet. Stock up on books or offline games or whatever if you're not going to rent internet.
Think of family life as siege warfare. Tell your parents that if they're going to play favorites, they might as well back the one who isn't a fucked up man-child with no prospects (tailor argument to scenario)
(I don't know why you have noodles and he has fries. Do you buy things for yourselves while you still live with your parents? )
[I]Of course this is the kind of gamble that depends entirely on your skill/how bad the situation is. I'm in no way responsible if you make misjudgments :V
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It sucks that I have to do this to force myself to do homework.
[code]#for when I really don't trust myself
127.0.0.1 facepunch.com
127.0.0.1 reddit.com
127.0.0.1 netflix.com
127.0.0.1 hulu.com
127.0.0.1 plex.tv[/code]
[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;51831329]I am not an atheist or anything, but I doubt Allah's works of creating evil, letting us do evil, punishing people he destined to do evil, making us go to hell or heaven based on what he wrote and making his own creations faulty and shit. Just like he told us to do.
Of course I am now forced to not say that out loud cause it's a sin even though it is CLEARLY WRITTEN IN QURAN THAT WE SHOULD DOUBT HIM AND DO RESEARCH AS TO WHY SOME THINGS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE.
FUCK.[/QUOTE]
The gnostic views of why evil exists makes most sense. There are other ideas. Evil is perversion of God's love and will.
Other is that God is sick. Evil is a virus that got into the stuff that makes up reality.
Also people are violent crazy idiots. Hence the contradiction
Having to buy PC games digitally after the physical copies stop working... don't buy physical copies.
[QUOTE=Talvy;51831908]Having to buy a PC game digitally after the physical copy stops working... why do physical PC games even exist?[/QUOTE]
Pre internet era.
[QUOTE=Guriosity;51831938]Pre internet era.[/QUOTE]
Or, just shit internet era.
You mean this game that's coming out on PC is giving me a week to predownload 60 gigabytes?
hah...h.a.h.ah...... that's funny.
Also sometimes physical copies have some neat stuff in them, like blizzard games. And then on the opposite end we have the ones that are basically boxes with CD keys in them that still require you to download the whole game.
mom, no. I don't need to wash my hair every two days. literally nothing will matter if I do it just every four days.
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZfcrm9Y6o]Made a webm[/url] and [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1526792&p=50796168&viewfull=1#post50796168]posted it[/url] to Facepunch in July of last year, just saw it posted on someone's YouTube channel with almost 5,000 views.
It's not the most original joke but it still feels bad, but I went and uploaded it to my YouTube account anyway since I made it in the first place.
[QUOTE=I;51831908]Having to buy PC games digitally after the physical copies stop working... don't buy physical copies.[/QUOTE]
Wait, what, how is this dumb? Can't I be mad that I have to buy these again:
[T]http://i.imgur.com/YpjFNuJ.jpg[/T]
Most won't install anymore.
"Hey there's something we need to do today at this time and I haven't given you any warning, I hope you didn't have plans"
Guess what, I fucking did.
[QUOTE=irohTguy-NO;51831679]feeling stressed over dumb stuff rn
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might as well try a cold shower now that today is a shower day
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;51831963]Or, just shit internet era.
You mean this game that's coming out on PC is giving me a week to predownload 60 gigabytes?
hah...h.a.h.ah...... that's funny.
Also sometimes physical copies have some neat stuff in them, like blizzard games. And then on the opposite end we have the ones that are basically boxes with CD keys in them that still require you to download the whole game.[/QUOTE]
The games I own are from 1990s. Before DLC sales were a thing
I gave them away as gifts to awesome people.
[B][I]fuck[/I][/B]
Today in class that cute girl turned around, looked me right in the eyes and smiled. What did I do? Slowly nod my head. Brain, this is not how things work.
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT I'M SUCH A PUSSY FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[QUOTE=irohTguy-NO;51831972]mom, no. I don't need to wash my hair every two days. literally nothing will matter if I do it just every four days.[/QUOTE]
I only do it once a week, because just a little bit of shampoo makes it dry to the point of breaking
[QUOTE=kijji;51832307][B][I]fuck[/I][/B]
Today in class that cute girl turned around, looked me right in the eyes and smiled. What did I do? Slowly nod my head. Brain, this is not how things work.
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT I'M SUCH A PUSSY FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAA[/QUOTE]
this is your subconcious speaking to you through a hallucination
god man you fucked up so hard everyone going to laugh at you now WHAT A FUCK UP
[QUOTE=J!NX;51832365]this is your subconcious speaking to you through a hallucination
god man you fucked up so hard everyone going to laugh at you now WHAT A FUCK UP[/QUOTE]
that doesn't help, man :frown:
Dropped one of my dogs off at the groomers before work today, usually they call around 12 saying that she's done but it's 2:04 and no call still.
I'm here until 4 and the closer to 4 it gets the less likely I'll be able to leave to pick her up and take her home.
:scream:
[QUOTE=Talvy;51832015]Wait, what, how is this dumb? Can't I be mad that I have to buy these again:
[T]http://i.imgur.com/YpjFNuJ.jpg[/T]
Most won't install anymore.[/QUOTE]
If I am not fully sure but I think it isn't them not working but Win10 sperging out about securom, no idea if there is around of that so googling you go I guess.
Lidl has these brilliant apple cakes. These things
[t]http://i.imgur.com/EejDryC.jpg[/t]
I was just tehre, and I saw someone take the last 6 :c
[QUOTE=gokiyono;51832442]Lidl has these brilliant apple cakes. These things
[t]http://i.imgur.com/EejDryC.jpg[/t]
I was just tehre, and I saw someone take the last 6 :c[/QUOTE]
Those look amazing, is there a particular name or something I can google?
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;51832479]Those look amazing, is there a particular name or something I can google?[/QUOTE]
Dunno. I just googled "Lidl apple puff pastry" and went to the images and got [URL="https://hiveminer.com/Tags/fruit,strudel/Interesting"]this page[/URL] :v:
And they are godlike
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;51830971]This picture
[t]http://pre10.deviantart.net/3889/th/pre/i/2017/040/7/f/cmsn___de_bimbofication_by_sortimid-dayf05r.jpg[/t]
Now you might say "Guy, why are you getting mad at transformation porn? Are you kinkshaming?" Well no, but you know it's transformation porn, and I know, but people on Tumblr and Facebook don't, and they're injecting more social commentary than I thought would ever be possible into this meat beating commission.
I dunno whether to laugh or cry at how unaware some seem to be[/QUOTE]
All I see is a stripper that got a breast reduction and some cosmetic surgery reversed, and finally got her life back on track by going back to school. :v:
Larry Bundy Jr. is such a fucking prick. He keeps giving Pat the NES Punk so much shit with the posts on his facebook. Why am I friends on facebook with him again?
Whenever my dad gets mad at my sister or whoever for whatever fucking reason, he always finds a way to lash out at me. He's pissed off that my sister needed a ride or some shit, and after he's done talking to her he starts yelling at me about my driver's license, and starts cussing me out for no fucking reason. And he wonders why I don't like being around him.
Had to go to ThePiratebay to download Visual Studio Community (the free version) because it wouldn't download from their site :pudge:
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;51830971]This picture
[t]http://pre10.deviantart.net/3889/th/pre/i/2017/040/7/f/cmsn___de_bimbofication_by_sortimid-dayf05r.jpg[/t]
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See. I see a monster, an attractive woman, what would be the most attractive woman if not for the bitch lips, an attractive woman, and then a woman who,while still attractive, has unforunate conotations.
She's younger, maybe too young. The backpack,less developed figure and simpler face designs support this.
She takes less care of her appearance.
she carries books under her arm when her backpack doesn't look full, which might as well be the very height of foolishness.
There's no real sense of advancement here, other than people wearing better shoes. The first woman may be monsterous (cartoonishly so) but she's clearly more confident than the others. She probably gets more money than the others. Book smarts isn't intelligence. Looking like a schoolgirl shouldn't look more attractive than looking like a whore. This pick is nasty as fuck. It's so petty to view people 'evolved' because they've got traits you subjectivey appreciate and have shed ones you don't. To say it's just commissioned, agenda free art is bollocks.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;51832832]Whenever my dad gets mad at my sister or whoever for whatever fucking reason, he always finds a way to lash out at me. He's pissed off that my sister needed a ride or some shit, and after he's done talking to her he starts yelling at me about my driver's license, and starts cussing me out for no fucking reason. And he wonders why I don't like being around him.[/QUOTE]
Walking on eggs shells feeling?
[QUOTE=Flicky;51831984][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZfcrm9Y6o]Made a webm[/url] and [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1526792&p=50796168&viewfull=1#post50796168]posted it[/url] to Facepunch in July of last year, just saw it posted on someone's YouTube channel with almost 5,000 views.
It's not the most original joke but it still feels bad, but I went and uploaded it to my YouTube account anyway since I made it in the first place.[/QUOTE]
Turns out there's actually another upload with like 25,000 views.
Man, I really should just upload stuff to my own account instead of just leaving it on Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;51830819]Have you completely removed your graphics card driver? Try DDU for example. I've read that your old drivers don't always get removed correctly which can cause shit to go wrong like it is doing now.[/QUOTE]
I've moved it to another PCIe port and it looks like it is sitting more flush now so it may have been from being very slightly lifted near the back from some connector.
I keep looking at job ads that list the pay as being a dollar or 2 under minimum wage. Like legit if you aren't paying minimum or even if you just copy pasted last year's ad like a lazy fuck why would I want to work for you?
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