Shit That Gets You Mad v25 Too tired to be bored and too bored to be tired
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[QUOTE=GamerChick;51833508]I keep looking at job ads that list the pay as being a dollar or 2 under minimum wage. Like legit if you aren't paying minimum or even if you just copy pasted last year's ad like a lazy fuck why would I want to work for you?[/QUOTE]
It's illegal if they refuse to pay you the bare minimum if I recall.
I keep seeing ones with like a 3 month probation with less than min wage pay too IDK how these fuckers get away with it.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;51834261]I keep seeing ones with like a 3 month probation with less than min wage pay too IDK how these fuckers get away with it.[/QUOTE]
Because they know that the people who are applying for those jobs are probably not the type of people who can realistically take legal action against them.
When people in Time Travel movies do shit that makes no sense but is there so that there's a "time loop".
Like a mysterious voice tells them "yo don't do this shit" and they do it anyway, and then they go back in time and apparently have the shittiest memory because they don't realize they're saying "yo don't do this shit" in exactly the same way.
Literally every time travel movie on Netflix I've seen has this.
I'm concluded that I'm a fucking terrible driver and shouldn't be on roads because one of these days I'll do something dumb and crash into someone else or something and I don't want to burden anyone. Plus, it's an awful experience driving with anyone because then they can see every mental fuckup I make and half the time I get yelled at (not out of hate or anger or anything, it's just the logical human reaction) and it just makes it all worse because people yelling at me while I'm trying to do something just immediately stresses me out, overloads my brain, suddenly makes me forget how to do what I'm doing and makes me lose all familiarity with it, and makes me want to just be anywhere but there.
Well that's a shit ending to a shit day.
Killed 2 fish I've had for 3 years by making a careless mistake. FUCK.
Okay I'm just convinced at this point that every girl ever has a boyfriend.
Every time I've made friends with a girl and think "you know lemme ask them to dinner or something like that. They're awfully nice and I wouldn't mind trying to date them" I learn before or after asking them that they already have a boyfriend. I've been trying to be more confident talking to girls, but literally every girl I have or have thought about asking out is in a relationship and I can't exactly say "Hey when you break up with him let's hook up okay".
Also doesn't help that after meeting my high school crush earlier this week for the first time in almost 4 years I learned I'm still madly in love with her, and of course she's been in a stable relationship for some time now.
[QUOTE=kijji;51832372]that doesn't help, man :frown:[/QUOTE]
Truthfully you shouldn't worry at all. Even when you do legitimately weird shit people think negatively about you far, far less than you think. Usually they're more worried about themselves than something that isn't really that awkward.
Besides, if people thought negatively about you, lets say, doing something that is an honest mistake, and talked smack, honestly fuck them, their caustic nature doesn't matter in the end.
That and if you wanted to ask her out on a date making a joke about it and being a chill bro always helps.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;51834721]Okay I'm just convinced at this point that every girl ever has a boyfriend.
Every time I've made friends with a girl and think "you know lemme ask them to dinner or something like that. They're awfully nice and I wouldn't mind trying to date them" I learn before or after asking them that they already have a boyfriend. I've been trying to be more confident talking to girls, but literally every girl I have or have thought about asking out is in a relationship and I can't exactly say "Hey when you break up with him let's hook up okay".
Also doesn't help that after meeting my high school crush earlier this week for the first time in almost 4 years I learned I'm still madly in love with her, and of course she's been in a stable relationship for some time now.[/QUOTE]
Hmmm, Ya know usually I make it VERY obvious to the girl that I'm interested in them. Like if they are in a relationship they usually give a comment like "Oh yeah my boyfriend and I do that all the time". I still continue talking to her like normal and get on with my life. Tbh is actually way more relieving for me that way so I don't suffer getting my hopes up.
So my brother and I, and our mutual friends all like to play Rocket League. But every time we play online, I end up getting stuck as the defense mule- as in, if I don't play defense, my team has no defense. My teammates all "trust me to get it" and then contribute nothing to protecting our goal. To make matters worse, they don't do this to each other, so while any other combination of two of the other guys (we always do 2v2 matches) has balance and teamwork, any combination involving me is a completely lopsided affair. It would be understandable if I was shit on [I]offense[/I], but that's not the case at all.
I'm actually better than them most of the time on offense, and any time I play an individual opponent and we both have one bot, I completely dominate. it's not just about scoring goals- I look for any opportunity to center the ball in front of the opponent's goal first, and then score on it if my teammate isn't there to do it themselves. When I play online with strangers, it works perfectly. When I play with our friends, it doesn't work, because my teammate will be tailgating and ramming into me the whole way down the field, so when the ball gets centered, they're [I]never[/I] is position to follow through- they're usually wildly skidding out on the wall because the ball changed directions and they didn't. Only my brother is [I]sometimes[/I] in position.
Of course, they don't center the ball for me. For these guys, it's all or nothing. One friend, we'll call "R," likes to go for aerial goals... and aerial saves, and aerial anything he can aerial. And he usually misses completely, leaving our opponents a chance to pick the ball up. He also likes to turn ball cam off and headhunt other players. Sometimes the ball will roll or bounce right past him because he's decided he wants to go pick up some boost at midfield and has silently decided that I can worry about the ball while he does his thing. Sometimes he can't even explain why he does the things he does. He'll just be driving at breakneck speed toward the opponents goal while they're double teaming me on defense, and when you ask why he wasn't helping, he'll just sigh dramatically or even switch to spectator mode, because how dare you.
Another friend, T, is so oblivious to the laws of physics that he seems to think the proper speed and angle for centering the ball or scoring is 250 km/h at 90 degrees from whichever angle is toward goal, relative to himself. This includes situations where I have the ball and I have a good chance of scoring- he just swoops in and knocks the ball into the stratosphere with no regard as to whether he's helping or not. I'm more of an obstacle than a teammate to him. T slams into the ball hard enough that it bounces off the back wall or the corner and flies all the way back to our side of the field, and then he does it again on the next possession, and again, until our opponents catch us in a situation where I'm out of the goal and they score on us. Rinse and repeat until we lose.
It's getting to the point that I'm having trouble hanging out with these guys. They don't want to talk strategy, they don't want to contribute, they just want the MVP every round and the only way it happens on my team is if I have 4 or more saves in a match. At this point I've given up trying to talk to them about it because it was becoming a running gag in their eyes. It's not that they're doing anything wrong, [url=http://i.imgur.com/fAUOr2c.png]it's that I'm just a huge asshole who polices the way other people play.[/url] And I'm sick of it.
Tonight, we were playing rumble mode and T had the chance to score a goal simply by reversing with his magnet on. He didn't, because he "couldn't remember how to reverse." A couple of weeks ago, I played 4 matches. I won the match I played on my brother's team, and lost the other three. Across the three I lost, I scored a total of [B]10 goals[/B], and a number of saves on top of that. My teammates, R in one match and T in the other two, scored a combined total of [B]-1 goal,[/B] thanks to T, who scored an own-goal.
[QUOTE=J!NX;51834790]Truthfully you shouldn't worry at all. Even when you do legitimately weird shit people think negatively about you far, far less than you think. Usually they're more worried about themselves than something that isn't really that awkward.
Besides, if people thought negatively about you, lets say, doing something that is an honest mistake, and talked smack, honestly fuck them, their caustic nature doesn't matter in the end.
That and if you wanted to ask her out on a date making a joke about it and being a chill bro always helps.[/QUOTE]
If someone thinks negatively or less of you for a minor, weird thing you do, it says more about them than it does you.
[QUOTE=ejonkou;51834948]If someone thinks negatively or less of you for a minor, weird thing you do, it says more about them than it does you.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much this.
Pushing anyone like that out of ones life does the mind wonders. People like this are shitty scum.
Otherwise your mind starts to get clogged with worries about nothing.
[QUOTE=SoftHearted;51834799]Hmmm, Ya know usually I make it VERY obvious to the girl that I'm interested in them. Like if they are in a relationship they usually give a comment like "Oh yeah my boyfriend and I do that all the time". I still continue talking to her like normal and get on with my life. Tbh is actually way more relieving for me that way so I don't suffer getting my hopes up.[/QUOTE]
One thing I've been doing more recently is trying to get what their relationship status is before asking them out. I tried asking out one girl last year I was confident I could hook up with and she awkwardly responded that she got a boyfriend shortly before I asked her. That fucking destroyed me on the inside.
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;51834495]When people in Time Travel movies do shit that makes no sense but is there so that there's a "time loop".
Like a mysterious voice tells them "yo don't do this shit" and they do it anyway, and then they go back in time and apparently have the shittiest memory because they don't realize they're saying "yo don't do this shit" in exactly the same way.
Literally every time travel movie on Netflix I've seen has this.[/QUOTE]
tbh if I made a time travel story I'd have it involve the world biggest fool getting a limitless time travel device, running away from the time police, and on his journey basically causes horrifying fuck ups that cause unbelievable alterations to the time line. He tries to "Fix" his issues and it only creates even bigger ones. It'd probably start with causing Hitler to win the war and ending with causing a time loop so massive that the entirety of the time continuum is destroyed, causing the past, present and future to fold out of existence.
[editline]17th February 2017[/editline]
when I say worlds biggest fool I mean someone who legitimately thinks bad ideas are good ideas because it makes him laugh
someone just pulled up and let 8 shots off on the intersection right next to my house like 5 minutes ago then peeled out
if i had gotten home 30 minutes later than i actually did, i could have probably died
The driver of my public transport drop me off in midway to school because he have something important to do,and yes,im the only passenger in there.
Because of that,i have to sprint all the way to school nonstop.
Pretty much my legs are busted to oblivion
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;51834827]Lol I am such a fucking idiot today it's not even funny.
New supervisor is chill as fuck at work but he asked me what I was gonna do when I got off work and I said jokingly "I can't talk about that at work!" and made a comment along the lines of me, him and my roommate possibly having a similar hobby. I was talking about having a few drinks, but I never specified.
Lol hope he doesn't think I'm a coke addict or something because I might have just thrown my friend under the bus and he's a supervisor.
He seemed chill with it but my fucking anxiety is killing me. I also assumed he smoked pot, but I dunno, I've never lived in a city before, the drugs could be crazy here for all I know.
Probably freaking out for no reason, but I can't shake this awful feeling.[/QUOTE]
Every one involved in th city is a gangbanger and out to rape you. Yeah I used to live in a small town too 😕
[editline]17th February 2017[/editline]
Fuck life altering sicknesses. 🖕🤒
[QUOTE=The Jack;51833231]See. I see a monster, an attractive woman, what would be the most attractive woman if not for the bitch lips, an attractive woman, and then a woman who,while still attractive, has unforunate conotations.
She's younger, maybe too young. The backpack,less developed figure and simpler face designs support this.
She takes less care of her appearance.
she carries books under her arm when her backpack doesn't look full, which might as well be the very height of foolishness.
There's no real sense of advancement here, other than people wearing better shoes. The first woman may be monsterous (cartoonishly so) but she's clearly more confident than the others. She probably gets more money than the others. Book smarts isn't intelligence. Looking like a schoolgirl shouldn't look more attractive than looking like a whore. This pick is nasty as fuck. It's so petty to view people 'evolved' because they've got traits you subjectivey appreciate and have shed ones you don't. To say it's just commissioned, agenda free art is bollocks.[/QUOTE]
what the hell are you on about
Cities fucking suck
[editline]17th February 2017[/editline]
Fuck cities
[editline]17th February 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Guriosity;51835356]
Fuck life altering sicknesses. 裸[/QUOTE]
Having a leg amputated near the lower knee I could live with.
But any illness of the brain? Fuck no
when I'm browsing a website on mobile and something suddenly redirects me to a fishy website
[QUOTE=gk99;51834616]I'm concluded that I'm a fucking terrible driver and shouldn't be on roads because one of these days I'll do something dumb and crash into someone else or something and I don't want to burden anyone. Plus, it's an awful experience driving with anyone because then they can see every mental fuckup I make and half the time I get yelled at (not out of hate or anger or anything, it's just the logical human reaction) and it just makes it all worse because people yelling at me while I'm trying to do something just immediately stresses me out, overloads my brain, suddenly makes me forget how to do what I'm doing and makes me lose all familiarity with it, and makes me want to just be anywhere but there.[/QUOTE]
My mother has been on my ass for a while now to get my liscense, and I would very much like to drive as it would open many doors for me, but I can't shake the feeling that I'll be horrible at it and end up killing or seriously injuring myself or someone else. I might be good at it for all I know, it's just stressful to start
[QUOTE=Richardroth;51835808]My mother has been on my ass for a while now to get my liscense, and I would very much like to drive as it would open many doors for me, but I can't shake the feeling that I'll be horrible at it and end up killing or seriously injuring myself or someone else. I might be good at it for all I know, it's just stressful to start[/QUOTE]
If you've got ADHD then good luck. Otherwise you should do fine.
In one of my games,i just got kicked out from an alliance over petty shit,and the leader won't accept me again.
Fuck your :bullshit:
[QUOTE=The Jack;51833231]See. I see a monster, an attractive woman, what would be the most attractive woman if not for the bitch lips, an attractive woman, and then a woman who,while still attractive, has unforunate conotations.
She's younger, maybe too young. The backpack,less developed figure and simpler face designs support this.
She takes less care of her appearance.
she carries books under her arm when her backpack doesn't look full, which might as well be the very height of foolishness.
There's no real sense of advancement here, other than people wearing better shoes. The first woman may be monsterous (cartoonishly so) but she's clearly more confident than the others. She probably gets more money than the others. Book smarts isn't intelligence. Looking like a schoolgirl shouldn't look more attractive than looking like a whore. This pick is nasty as fuck. It's so petty to view people 'evolved' because they've got traits you subjectivey appreciate and have shed ones you don't. To say it's just commissioned, agenda free art is bollocks.[/QUOTE]
Glad to see we have an expert on transformation porn on the case
[QUOTE=Humin;51835988]If you've got ADHD then good luck. Otherwise you should do fine.[/QUOTE]
I have ADD and drive just fine
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;51836023]I have ADD and drive just fine[/QUOTE]
Same here. No accidents in the 17 years I've been driving.
When someone watch you play a game on your cellphone and ask you what it is. But when you're answering to them they immediately goes like : " What the fuck it looks like shit, why do you play this boring crap!" after only watching for a few seconds.
Why did you even ask in the first place , you fucking asshole?
[QUOTE=Merro;51836150]When someone watch you play a game on your cellphone and ask you what it is. But when you're answering to them they immediately goes like : " What the fuck it looks like shit, why do you play this boring crap!" after only watching for a few seconds.
Why did you even ask in the first place , you fucking asshole?[/QUOTE]
I had the same with a kid who was asking what game i was playing on my iPad and i answered "Rollercoaster Tycoon", the kid looked a bit [URL="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/13/b9/58/13b95889ac5d46fc781fdc97528e7062.jpg"]disgusted[/URL] after looking at my game for a few minutes and responded that there has to be a better game to play on the ipad since he didn't really thought that managing finance and customer satisfaction was fun, or even how i could simply play that for fun in my spare time.
Now to be fair i can understand how that sounded super dull, but it was my first experience to meet this kid who was like 15 years old who never heard of RCT yet he played Overwatch like a religion, sure it can happen but it was like explaining to someone what the hell a "VHS" was.
[QUOTE=Merro;51836150]When someone watch you play a game on your cellphone and ask you what it is. But when you're answering to them they immediately goes like : " What the fuck it looks like shit, why do you play this boring crap!" after only watching for a few seconds.
Why did you even ask in the first place , you fucking asshole?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I wounder what age group you guys hang out with.
This dumb "raaaah pewdiepie is an anti-semite" bullshit that the media's pushing. I personally watch very little of his content, but these dumb fucks need to get with the times and realize the difference between offensive jokes and real hate.
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