[QUOTE=alienmartian23;25507086]Im iran
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I am Iran Man
You can Join us in drinking and cards Iceland.
I'm Australia.
lol
I'm Romania, I invade other countries with my glorious untouchable army of gypsies
Oh son of a bitch. You bastard do you know how hard it is to get rid of em afterwards ?
I'm also Australia and I'm sitting on a pile of unprocessed uranium with a :downs: face on.
I'm Poland i get more money on social welfare in the UK and Ireland than i do in an honest job back home.
I'm never leaving.
I'm Prussia, chief state of the Kaiserreich. I only need fancy facial hair to win a war.
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[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;25514948]I'm Poland i get more money on social welfare in the UK and Ireland than i do in an honest job back home.
I'm never leaving.[/QUOTE]
I think that goes for almost every Eastern European country.
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;25514948]I'm Poland i get more money on social welfare in the UK and Ireland than i do in an honest job back home.
I'm never leaving.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you. You belong to Germany.
Russia deserves their cut, too.
Make us the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.
We need a Blitzkrieg now.
[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-4/invasion-of-poland.jpg[/img]
HA.
I`m Norway.
Me and my viking buddies will beat you up in a fist fight.
Im Northern Ireland.
i make super duper anti air/ tank missiles
am constantly attacked by terrorists in Ireland
and have ammassed an army of chavs, hoodies, curry shop owners, football fans and low life teens from the streets of Belfast.
i would go to war with Northern Ireland.
ah i love my nation of britain :britain:
but hate its public and they are FUCKING STUPID
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;25515529]Fuck you. You belong to Germany.
Russia deserves their cut, too.
Make us the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.
We need a Blitzkrieg now.
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HA.[/QUOTE]
WW2? Okay then,let me rephrase.
I'm Romania, I am Germany's oil bitch which sends almost all of it's army on the Eastern Front just to look better than Hungary.
I'm Luxembourg. We sit back, chill, have the time of our lives.
We make treaties with practically every country in the world. We have fun.
THEN WE FUCK THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS AND STEAL ALL THEIR NUKES
K̀IĻĹ EV̨E҉RY̴B̷O̢DY
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I'm Germany, I always lose in the end
I'm new Zealand
We have the hukka and sheep, and clouds, and sheep.
I am France.
we wave the white flag
[QUOTE=Cortana;25546273]I'm Germany, I always lose in the end[/QUOTE]
I'm an optimistic Germany, and I have learned from the past, so that I AM UNSTOPPABLE! BOW DOWN, OR PERISH
ill be Arab
we will cut OIL supply
Islamic republic of Afganistan
-Damn this inflation!
-Oh hi! Welcome americans!
I will be America
Fuck yeah
[img]http://www.plaatjesupload.nl/bekijk/2010/10/21/1287675636-270.jpg[/img]
Don't mind us... Just move along.
I'm dead.
USA
- Randomly point at a place on the map
- Start fighting some random guys there
- "Roach" appears
- "Roach" dies
- capture the world
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