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I'm 18 and still don't have my driver's license I've known what I want to do with my life since I was 13, which is 3D animation (currently in my first year of college majoring in animation). I love singing and acting, and hope to start a doo-wop group some time in college. And there's probably way cooler things about me that I can't think of right now.

the metacarpals of my fingers can bend 180 degrees effortlessly, 90 degrees "down" and 90 degrees "up". i thought it was a perfectly normal trait until i did it one day at school and a friend of mine totally freaked out when he saw it. guess it looked like i broke all my fingers there and then dunno if it's a cool fact, but due to heavy chemotherapy in early childhood (leukemia) my liver can't presumably stand much alcohol, so i guess i'm condemned to a life of almost total soberity (unless mr. liver decides to man up). not a bad thing of course, but i feel kinda left out because of the whole "can't drink" thing i don't feel like testing my limits. not that i like how beer tastes anyway i can play guitar. i'm still a bit of a novice after only two years of playing, but i'm getting better quite fast. i'm gonna make a living out of it, come hell or high water

Some people called me by nickname "Red alert" 7-8 years ago because I played Red Alert 1 every day on local youth club PC's.

[QUOTE=id05245;39194768]who's your mom? [/QUOTE] [video=youtube;iTZtb5LzAbQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTZtb5LzAbQ[/video]

i've tried killing myself before nothing's gotten better since then

I have Heterochromia-iridum (green-brown) I also have no ear lobes.

I'm a 3rd generation Farmer.

Can easily fap with left hand.

[QUOTE=Ian;39197884]i've tried killing myself before nothing's gotten better since then[/QUOTE] Yo this is Your Favorite Poster tellin you please dont kill yourself Ur too cool for that

I'm attracted to action movies involving gunfights, explosions, etc. I wear a thousand dollar and up equipment on my ear with owning 6 $200 batteries to power that equipment to allow me to hear. (My parents are goddamn rich, don't ask.) Your turn.

I've broken someones jaw in 4 places and took out a couple teeth with my steel toe'd work shoes on a construction site I used to work on. (The guy was a total and utter prick.)

i main darius, teemo and blitzcrank i am satan

Oh I almost forgot about this one. My aunt's sister has cheated on her husband (who now has Alzheimer's and can't do 2nd grade math.) with the lead singer from Duran Duran, Simon Lebon.

My cousin helps to build space ships.

[QUOTE=The Worm;39203246]Oh I almost forgot about this one. My aunt's sister has cheated on her husband (who now has Alzheimer's and can't do 2nd grade math.) with the lead singer from Duran Duran, Simon Lebon.[/QUOTE] I wanted to rate that winner, but the other bits made me feel bad for wanting to rate it that.

My LDR girlfriend sent me two photos of "herself" with exif data suggesting there was a Apple Mobile Device and Facebook RGB, but of which she said she didn't have (Facebook or a phone). Long-story short after some digging using the information I had currently available I connected the dots and found out I was in a gay relationship with a 14 year old jock with no life.

I am scared of just about every single insect in the known universe. No animals are more disgusting than moths.

This is more so interesting than cool. I helped perform autopsies at the morgue for a couple of weeks. I got to see the procedures and gave a helping hand to some of the medical examiners and technicians. I held a few guts, touched a few brains, and undressed a few cadavers. I'm studying to become a medical examiner.

My moms grandfather was on the USS Indianapolis when it went down.

I am apparently related to the guy to eventually killed Rasputin; Oswald Rayner He's my great grandma's cousin!

I'm related to Robert Emmet.

I'm secretly a ghost. On the internet no one knows you're a ghost.

I want to become a High School English teacher, but I'm afraid Americans will have trouble with my accent. I hardly ever wear pants, I mostly wear kilts. I've killed at least 8 people. I have a 9.2 inch willy. I forgot how to use the metric system properly. I'm distantly related to Egbert of Wessex.

Doctors said I was going to die in the womb, or atleast with downs. Now believe it or not I am neither dead nor have downs. I like to rap. I like to write.

I use very old sayings and words often. I use a mixture of American and British spellings. I may or may not be an alcoholic, I'm not sure yet. I think my house is haunted. My dad has an old Civil War mutton chop beard, I don't know why.

I have OCD, ADHD and Aspergers, I used to have some type of schizophrenia but it's not a problem anymore. I am biromantic, people always confuse it with bi-curiosity but it is different.

I've never had a girlfriend my entire life (I'm still 16, soon 17), through I did make out with a girl next door to me, no I didn't give her the D. I'm also pretty much known as the most sensible child in my family, presumably because I've never drunk any alcohol and have no intention of doing so until I'm legal age, even then I might not. I also love to joke about a lot of things, and I wish to become a game designer, through I wish to mod a game first, such as Forged Alliance.

I once got arrested in China for tapping a plain-clothes policeman over the head with a baguette. I was put in the clink for a couple of hours, but I was released without charge since y'know, I was foreign

Oh, yeah, I have always had terrible luck with girls. When I was 10, the girl who I had always liked (And I'm, sure she liked me too) moved to another city. Last year, the girl I liked repeated and since I have started colege, we have lost contact. This year every girl already has boyfriend or is lesbian, or posh as fuck.

Oh, and I was prevented from talking to Princess Anne when I was in secondary school because of my, I quote, 'latent republican tendencies'