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I am related to y'all twice. [url]http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1265304[/url]

I'm an aspiring cinematographer who goes to film school in london I have a pretty damn sexy voice, but I'd happily trade it to be more happy I'm a massive film fanatic which is what first got me into filmmaking I can sing (not very well) I want to learn the guitar but I don't do it for some reason... and I consider myself a walking joke on society until I actually do something.

I once picked up my moms digital compact camera and took a couple shitty macros I was really proud of. I posted it on the Internet and some guy said they were terrible and I should never take pictures again. So [B]just[/B] to spite him I read up all I could about photography, studied professional photography and bought my own camera. About two months after the comment I won second and third prize in [I]Norway's best young photographer[/I]. Three months after the comment I'd enlisted in media school to study photography and half a year after the comment I'd gotten multiple job offerings for my photography. I took one of them, which was photographer for Norway's 10th largest paper. In media school I also met the best friends I've ever had, fell in love and spent the best three years of my life. So thanks, asshole (and my own spiteful stubbornness.)

i have heterochromia i can autofellate i am a direct descendant of joseph fields, one of the most important members of the corps of discovery i can drink a bottle of ketchup without getting sick i love the night, yet i fear the dark i am excellent at procrastination (sometimes i call myself the procrastermaster) i can lick the tip of my nose and the inside of my nostrils i can close my nose without touching it i have never had my bones damaged more than being bent a little, even when i was run over by a car i have extra cartilage near my right knee, it makes bending my legs painful sometimes

My Dad was a Rapper back in the 90's [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yUA8emP.png[/IMG] His rapper name was "Tony B" He no longer raps anymore and I we still have a ton of his CD's out in the Garage that just collect dust He stopped rapping a short while after I was born He traveled all over the world with his group that he was in Here is a picture of him today for more proof*Guy in the middle* [t]http://i.imgur.com/vpbepgh.jpg[/t] And of course he's earned an award or two for his music [t]http://i.imgur.com/DievRzi.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/0yIvVI3.jpg[/t]

I ruined my mother's vagina on birth.

I had a pretty big, round afro growing for the last nine months. Cut it off a couple days ago, no regrets.

i destroy threads. watch this one burn and die

im part native american but i fucking hate almost everything about native american culture, not going to lie. i live a more americanized life, even though i live in canada. many of my friends say im like an american. i love extreme forms of metal (deathcore, brutal slam, all that stuff), along with classical music, electronic music (except for drum and bass, i hate the generic beat that seems to go along with every song. same thing with most rap). i used to love the winter, but now i hate it because i cant longboard around. i've grown up around smoking, yet i despise it. i grew up as that quiet kid, who never talked, always had his head on his desk, who you thought was weird and would eventually shoot up a school, or something like that. i was never bullied. i have a natural connection to most animals i meet, they generally feel comfortable towards me. i'm unsatisfied with my current lifestyle, with how i look, and i personally believe that im slowly going insane. i've done psilocybin mushrooms once in my life, and i personally believe that it changed my life in many aspects. i've grown to respect everyone equally, and i believe that i would of already harmed myself seriously if i had'nt.

I live about 15-20 minutes away from Wes Johnson, and go to college with his nephew.

I've saved a kid's life. Moving has sorta been a part of my life, I've roughly moved somewhere around 10+ times and across 3 countries. Technically I'm a New Zealand citizen and will never get Australian citizenship unless I marry someone with citizenship or something. I don't plan to since I want to live in the states, Europe or Japan. Anyway such is the reason home is a very flexible term for me. I've sorta been depressed since the past 2-3ish years in denial. Climbing out of that hole and fixing your shit is a shit ton of effort and pain. I doubt anyone knows though, I've kinda masked it up and smiled through it though (My posts and attitude online will probably reflect tbis), I've learnt to do that during all the moving I've been through. I've never broken a bone in my life yet, and my last nosebleed was like 6 years ago. Countries I've been to: England, Switzerland, France, Vatican City if you count that, Italy, Greece, Australia, Korea, Singapore.

Tim Firth, the writer of Calender Girls and The Wedding Video is a regular at our restaurant Wanker doesn't tip EDIT: Also, Steven Gerrard once ate at our restaurant. Didn't eat, just drank and he insulted me mum. He's a wanker too

I put a knife in a toaster once The saddest part is I wasn't even that young when I did it [sp] It was last year [/sp]

[QUOTE=SekritJay;39301596]Tim Firth, the writer of Calender Girls and The Wedding Video is a regular at our restaurant Wanker doesn't tip EDIT: Also, Steven Gerrard once ate at our restaurant. Didn't eat, just drank and he insulted me mum. He's a wanker too[/QUOTE] Is the restaurant filled with Chelsea FC banners?

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;39296927]i have heterochromia i can autofellate i am a direct descendant of joseph fields, one of the most important members of the corps of discovery i can drink a bottle of ketchup without getting sick i love the night, yet i fear the dark i am excellent at procrastination (sometimes i call myself the procrastermaster) i can lick the tip of my nose and the inside of my nostrils i can close my nose without touching it i have never had my bones damaged more than being bent a little, even when i was run over by a car i have extra cartilage near my right knee, it makes bending my legs painful sometimes[/QUOTE] heterochromic's of facepunch unite!

I am white, yet i have a voice idenitical to Morgan Freeman.

Some strange, very specific things interest me. Some of these interests are computer case fans and cooling, flashlights and lights in general, tiny engines, self sufficient systems, cluster computing, servers, RC cars/planes/helicopters, gyroscopes, etc...

[QUOTE=SexualShark;39302573]I am white, yet i have a voice idenitical to Morgan Freeman.[/QUOTE] Source

I want to rule a big company and be ontop of the world just so I can do what I want

I sit on a forum all day talking to people I don't know

I have a Supernumerary nipple. It even reacts like a normal nipple and gets hard.

I play 5 instruments, vigorously airsoft, parkour, and play lots of vidya I like to think I'm somewhat interesting

Ive lost 115 pounds since the start of last year, I play bass guitar and im a huge fan of vinyl records.

I work in a prison. I'm also a part time sheriff's deputy.

[QUOTE=shian;39302014]Is the restaurant filled with Chelsea FC banners?[/QUOTE] It's foreign cuisine, the wonder is that the restaurant HAS decorations EDIT: Don't get me wrong, he's a fantastic and loyal football player, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a terrible human being

i once drank like five beers and didnt even pass out

I take showers in pitch-black darkness in order to heighten my sense of touch, making the warm water even more soothing than it already is.

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;39309635]I take showers in pitch-black darkness in order to heighten my sense of touch, making the warm water even more soothing than it already is.[/QUOTE] Lucky. We only get cold water. It's a waste having it running for five minutes just to warm up.

[QUOTE=Swog;39298119]I ruined my mother's vagina on birth.[/QUOTE] [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][B]CUNT DESTROYER[/B][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB] I have a deep voice and literally almost everyone I meet tells me I should be on the radio or a voice actor. I was born in India, grew up in Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and finally Canada. My father's cousin was once India's Minister of Defense and is now a member of High Parliament. He led an underground resistance against his own government when martial law was declared under the rule of Indira Ghandi in the 1980s. I am six foot two, and am interested in global politics and conflict, astronomy, and science. I write well, I'm a decent sketch artist, and I sing.

[QUOTE=Novangel;39300754]I've saved a kid's life.[/QUOTE] Do tell...