The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

[b]Commands[/b] TrulliLulli:I order my necron warriors to shoot their gauss rifles at the genie i attempt to impale th98 with my bladed staff. Roll: 9 attack successful! Enemie Genie is shot up for -800hp. You lunge at TH89 and impale him right through the heart dealing 4,000hp worth of damage. Elizer:I upgrade my gun at a "Power to the People" station. Roll: 4 - All they did was fix it and add a crappy paint job to it. theseltsamone:I smile-stare TH98 again, hoping that the creeping sticks this time. Roll: 3 - TH89 was hurt too bad to even notice. erik802:I ask Enemy Genie if i can have the PHC superweapon Roll: 2 - He tells you that you need to wish for it in order for it to happen. Then he punches you dealing 100hp worth of damage. Ray551:I attack TH89 with another facemelter solo Roll: 1 - He is unimpressed. He beats the crap out of you for 300hp Rsam:I seek medical aid at the hospital. Roll: 7- they give you some morphine and heal you to maximum health. [B]Characters[/B] erik802:800/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL:500/1,000 BLUcody:200/1,000 Skunky:600/1,000 Bromega513: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b] SilverBullet: 500/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 650/1,000 Rsam: 1,000/1,000 [b]Drugged[/b] Combiner8761: 550/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon[/b] Rexen: 100/1,500 [b]2 turns of doubled rolls, Rejuvenation (100hp per turn until next attack)[/b] theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only)[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b] Ray551: 200/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b] [B]Allies[/B] NecronWarriorA: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) NecronWarriorB: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Garry: 30,000/30,000 [b]Highly ignores player commands[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Autoturret B: 650/1,000 Enemy Genie: 1,050/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b] Terminator: 14,150/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b] TH98: 24,300/30,000 [b]RACIST[/b] Elite Haxor: 2,950/3,000 [b]EPIC HAXING SKILLZ[/b]

I use one of my super-heals on myself before using the Cthulhu guitar as a melee weapon against TH98

After deciding that smile stares are not the best option, I decide that, since Autoturret B has no buffs, it would be the best enemy to start negotiations with.

im going to bed now. I also noticed th98 didnt get reduced 4000 hp anyways i order my necron warriors to shot at the genie i attempt to impale th98 in the face

I will try to yiff TH98 to death because I'm drunk and on drugs. Cheers. :wtc: What is wrong with me!?

Its just that I usually post it and edit it after. Gotta give it time.

Noticing a tranquilizer gun is nearby me I shoot TH98 with it.

I see the fight nearby, decide to join in and pounce onto the Elite Haxor to claw his eyes out.

[b]Commands[/b] Ray551:I use one of my super-heals on myself before using the Cthulhu guitar as a melee weapon against TH98 Roll: 1 - Your heal is uneffected by roll. You are now at max health. You attempt to attack TH98 but the guitar bounces off and smacks you right in the teeth dealing 500hp worth of damage. TrulliLulli:i order my necron warriors to shot at the genie i attempt to impale th98 in the face Roll: 6 - You're necron warriors attack the genie for 400 damage. He kills necron warrior B. You miss and only manage to cut TH89's ear off for 200hp. Skunky: I will try to yiff TH98 to death because I'm drunk and on drugs. Cheers. Roll: 10 - You just fucking rape him to death. -100,000,000hp [b]HE'S DEAD.[/b] Rsam: you shoot TH89's lifeless body with your tranquilizer gun. Shadoxa: 1 - You try to jump on him but he disapears using HAX. He hacks you're facebook and humiliates you. [B]Characters[/B] Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 [b]Humiliated[/b] erik802:800/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL:500/1,000 BLUcody:200/1,000 Skunky:600/1,000 Bromega513: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b] SilverBullet: 500/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 650/1,000 Rsam: 1,000/1,000 [b]Drugged[/b] Combiner8761: 550/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon[/b] Rexen: 100/1,500 [b]2 turns of doubled rolls, Rejuvenation (100hp per turn until next attack)[/b] theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only)[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b] Ray551: 500/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b] [B]Allies[/B] NecronWarrior: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Garry: 30,000/30,000 [b]Highly ignores player commands[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Autoturret B: 650/1,000 Enemy Genie:650/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b] Terminator: 14,150/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b] TH98: 0/30,000 [b]Raped to death[/b] Elite Haxor: 2,950/3,000 [b]EPIC HAXING SKILLZ[/b] --------------------------------------------------------------- Note to theseltsamone: thats not really a command.

Fuck yeah. I will drink some beer and get drunk. with my cousin of course. and his name is Roman.

I use the other super-heal and charge at the Terminator using the guitar again

Well fine! I'll just apply another RANDOM BUFF.

[QUOTE=theseltsamone;27762409]Well fine! I'll just apply another RANDOM BUFF.[/QUOTE] I can't wait till your head explodes because of all thse random buffs.

I enter the battle in a drop pod, and land on Terminator.

I Notice Elite Haxor's dick move and I smash his computer.

I push the button i just found in the Wall i wish that it Will slap the shit out of skunky

[QUOTE=erik802;27762569]I push the button i just found in the Wall i wish that it Will give me a PHC superweapon![/QUOTE] I will slap the shit out of you if you say PHC superweapon again.

I never liked Power to the People anyway. I attempt to upgrade my weapon again but this time, using a Pack-a-Punch station.

Attempts to hide in a corner and pop a HP potion.

[b]Commands[/b] Skunky:Fuck yeah. I will drink some beer and get drunk. with my cousin of course. and his name is Roman. Roll: 2 - you wake up 5 hours later with the worst hangover ever. Plus someone stole all your shit, and were did roman go?! Ray551:I use the other super-heal and charge at the Terminator using the guitar again Roll: 4 - super heal unaffected by roll. You get max health and attack the terminator with all you got. Both you and him have an epic battle, You lose 400hp, he loses 700hp. theseltsamone:Well fine! I'll just apply another RANDOM BUFF. Roll: 6 - You get a useful buff. You can now see in slow motion. SPESS MEHRINE:I enter the battle in a drop pod, and land on Terminator. Roll: 6 - You land right ontop of him destroying one of his legs for 3000hp. Rsam:I Notice Elite Haxor's dick move and I smash his computer. Roll: 10 - You smash the crap out of haxor's computer. Making him harmless. erik802: I push the button i just found in the Wall i wish that it Will give me a PHC superweapon! Man your unlucky. Roll: 2 - You push the button but all it does is explode you for 600hp. BLUcody:Attempts to hide in a corner and pop a HP potion Roll: 7 - you are now hidden from enemies unless you leave that spot or attack. +300hp [B]Characters[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 [b]Humiliated[/b] erik802:200/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL:500/1,000 BLUcody:500/1,000 [b]Hidden[/b] Skunky:600/1,000 [b]HungOver[/b] Bromega513: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b] SilverBullet: 500/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 650/1,000 Rsam: 1,000/1,000 [b]Drugged[/b] Combiner8761: 550/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon[/b] Rexen: 100/1,500 [b]2 turns of doubled rolls, Rejuvenation (100hp per turn until next attack)[/b] theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only), Slo-mo Vision[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b] Ray551: 500/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b] [B]Allies[/B] NecronWarrior: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Garry: 30,000/30,000 [b]Highly ignores player commands[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Autoturret B: 650/1,000 Enemy Genie:650/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b] Terminator: 10,450/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b] TH98: 0/30,000 [b]Raped to death[/b] Elite Haxor: 1/1 [b]EPIC HAXING SKILLZ[/b]

Damnit Roman, I will never go bowling with you anymore. I will call Roman and lie to him that I found some big amercian titties :v: Also, drink more beer.

Heavily breathing I absorb the guitar into my right arm, turning it into a burning-Cthulhu-arm of ultimate destruction.

I throw 500 orphan children at Enemy Genie.

Of all the stupid shit I could do I decide to steal a cement truck.

I throw 500 orphan children at Enemy Genie.

Alright, I had enough of this thread. Sombody else needs to be the host.

:saddowns:

What the flying fuck happened when I was gone?. Did some fuck shorten the character and foe list. :colbert:

FYI the Extermanautus is a Bomb. But yeah... I try and control "it"

I stand up and walk and summon forth a Ice Atronach.