The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with this, do I have to turn it back to the way it was before? When I was the game master :colbert:

Elizer:I sharpen the dildo that's sticking out of Torunark's mouth, load his body into my gun and shoot at TH98's bumhole. Roll: 3 - Your gun gets jammed and blasts body parts everywere damaging all foes for 50hp Goddamnit this is not helping at all.

I heal everyone I can on our team.

Seeing as how I have no idea what to do with the buffs i currently have, I apply ANOTHER RANDOM BUFF.

I sacrifice my limited edition signed copy of half-life in order to join the side of evil and gain immense power! [Make me the new boss monster =P]

[QUOTE=Forum Idiot;27764593]Seriously what the fuck is wrong with this, do I have to turn it back to the way it was before? When I was the game master :colbert:[/QUOTE] [Now you know how I felt when you UNDID ALL MY GOOD WORK.] [I like how I've been bopped on the head and stolen from when I wasn't here to defend my honour.] Since SilverBullet may have left the party, I attempt to leech from him.

I hax the Elite Haxor and post all his embarassing shit onto the internet everywhere I can.

[These arguments are just like the ones i had with my friends during a D&D game =P]

[QUOTE=Dustinm16;27765829][These arguments are just like the ones i had with my friends during a D&D game =P][/QUOTE] [It's unsurprising that you had arguments if you sporadically switched DM'S in D&D xD]

I supposed I can update for a few until some one decides to take over. [B]Commands[/B] Skunky: I will call Roman and lie to him that I found some big amercian titties :v: Also, drink more beer. Roll: 4 - You call Roman but it goes to voice mail, also you drink more. Ray551: Heavily breathing I absorb the guitar into my right arm, turning it into a burning-Cthulhu-arm of ultimate destruction. Roll: 7 - The guitar absorbs into your arm turning it into a burning-Cthulhu-arm. SPESS MEHRINE: I throw 500 orphan children at Enemy Genie. Roll: 9 - Some how you were able to mass and throw 500 orphans at the Enemy Genie doing 400 damage. Me: Of all the stupid shit I could do I decide to steal a cement truck. Roll: 5 - There was no cement trucks to be found erik802: I throw 500 orphan children at Enemy Genie. Roll: 2 - Following SPESS MEHRINE's idea you attempt to find more orphans however that was most of them. BLUcody: I stand up and walk and summon forth a Ice Atronach. Roll: 6 - The Ice Atronach was summoned but it just stands around doing nothing. MEOWTFLOL: I heal everyone I can on our team. Roll: 8 - Everyone was healed of around 100 Hp. theseltsamone: Seeing as how I have no idea what to do with the buffs i currently have, I apply ANOTHER RANDOM BUFF. Roll: 3 - All that this buff give you was shitty diarrhea. Dustinm16: I sacrifice my limited edition signed copy of half-life in order to join the side of evil and gain immense power! Roll: 6 - The evil side takes the limited edition copy of half-life but they decline your offer of joining them. MakoSkyDub: Since SilverBullet may have left the party, I attempt to leech from him. Roll: 7 - catching SilverBullet off guard you leech 250 Hp. NecroBiologist: I hax the Elite Haxor and post all his embarassing shit onto the internet everywhere I can. Roll: 5 - You were able to hack him but you were unable to find anything suitable to post. [B]Characters[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 [B]Humiliated[/B] erik802:300/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL:600/1,000 BLUcody:600/1,000 [B]Hidden[/B] Skunky:700/1,000 [B]HungOver[/B] Bromega513: 0/1,000 [B]DEAD[/B] SilverBullet: 350/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 750/1,000 Rsam: 1,000/1,000 [B]Drugged[/B] Combiner8761: 650/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon[/B] Rexen: 200/1,500 [B]2 turns of doubled rolls, Rejuvenation (100hp per turn until next attack)[/B] theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [B]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only), Slo-mo Vision, Got diarrhea[/B] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 [B]+2 Dexterity Possesses Leeching Gauntlet Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/B] Trounark: 0/1,000 [B]DEAD[/B] Ray551: 600/1,000 [B]Mental -10 Strength[/B] EqueL: 900/1,000 [B]Potion seller[/B] NecroBiologist: 1000/1000 [B]Allies[/B] NecronWarrior: 200/200 [B](controllable only by TrulliLulli)[/B] extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [B]can barely be controlled(must roll a 10 when attempting to control)[/B] Garry: 30,000/30,000 [B]Highly ignores player commands(must roll a 10 when attempting to control)[/B] Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [B]Back From Mental Hospital[/B] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [B]Coma Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/B] Ice Atronach: 10000/10000 [B]Foes[/B] Autoturret B: 650/1,000 Enemy Genie:250/4,000 [B]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/B] Terminator: 10,450/17,500 [B]RAGE[/B] TH98: 0/30,000 [B]Raped to death[/B] Elite Haxor: 1/1 [B]EPIC HAXING SKILLZ[/B]

Damnit. I will just try to call Saxton Hale again. Oh and drink more.

I sneak up on the Terminator and implant a soothing melody of screaming to calm its rage. While in his head I try to deactivate it.

I cast Substitute, creating a dummy that will absorb all damage at me during one attack stage.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I steal Micheal Brandow robe and wizard hat.

i attempt to give myself more hp and necron warrior shots at genie

Uses his potion in tries to revive Trounark

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I zap my wand of domination at Enemy Genie [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] Also i pick up the body TH98

Two revolvers. Twelve shots. All aimed at the autoturret.

Fuse the body of every player into a megabody, with everyone retaining their actions yet giving us a massive healthpool

[QUOTE=Ohforf;27772151]What if I don't want to :colbert:[/QUOTE] Are you refusing to have a giant dick?

I unleash hell on the Terminator with my Cthulhu-arm

I cause an earthquake with my stomach growl.

Take down the Terminator with a Pipe Bomb

I use the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] to absorb Elite Haxor's [b]EPIC HAXING SKILLZ[/b] into the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] and fire [b]EPIC CONTROL HAX[/b] on the terminator in an attemt to control it. Also, how about when the person I absorbed a power from dies, the power dissapears too?

I try to fix my humiliation by stripping for playgirl and becoming famous for being sexy.

i'd try to be the game master guy but i have no idea how

I'll hit the ground to cause an earthquake instead of attacking the Terminator Guys we need a new game master

ill do it but i have no idea how lol [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] wait a coupla mins im doing it [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] Skunky: Damnit. I will just try to call Saxton Hale again. Oh and drink more. Roll: 10 - You successfully summon Saxton Hale, with a call so loud that he himself comes to help you. You also drink more. NecroBiologist: I sneak up on the Terminator and implant a soothing melody of screaming to calm its rage. While in his head I try to deactivate it. Roll: 7 - Your attempt to calm its rage succeeds, but in the process he throws you off causing 100 damage. Rexen: I cast Substitute, creating a dummy that will absorb all damage at me during one attack stage. Roll: 2 - You call the dummy but fail in controlling it, instead it shields the enemy. Michael Brandow: I put on my robe and wizard hat. Roll: 6 - You don your mighty robe and hat, you feel the power of magic in your veins and gain 2+ intelligence. erik802: I steal Micheal Brandow robe and wizard hat. Roll: 5 - While attempting to steal his robe and wizard hat, he catches you and tells you off, you feel bad. TrulliLulli: i attempt to give myself more hp and necron warrior shots at genie Roll: 3 - I fail to give myself any hp and the necron warrior misfires and shoots me instead, causing 100 damage. EqueL: Uses his potion in tries to revive Trounark Roll: 9 - You succeed in reviving Trounark, your potion is a success and heals 500 hp. onforty: I zap my wand of domination at Enemy Genie Also i pick up the body TH98 Roll: 9 - With a mighty zap you finish off enemy genie, with a thunderous "Noooooooooo" his spirit is gone from this world. You also pick up TH98. Ohforf: I attempt to cast groupheal on my allies Roll: 4 - You succeed in casting your groupheal but only heal 100 hp per person. Disgruntled: Two revolvers. Twelve shots. All aimed at the autoturret. Roll: 5 - Not bad, but you forgot you only loaded two shots, you deal 300 damage to the autoturret. As a result the autoturret open fires at you, dealing 200 damage. Maximo13: Fuse the body of every player into a megabody, with everyone retaining their actions yet giving us a massive healthpool Roll: 2 - You miserably fail, your action backfires and takes 200 of your health. Ray551: I'll hit the ground to cause an earthquake instead of attacking the Terminator Roll: 6 - Your earthquake was somewhat successful, it damaged the enemies for 200 health but disappeared shortly after. Dustinm16: I cause an earthquake with my stomach growl. Roll: 9 - The mighty earthquake caused by your stomach shakes the area, destroying the autoturret and dealing 500 damage to the terminator. Lufttygger306: Take down the Terminator with a Pipe Bomb Roll: 2 - What's bad is you set the timer too short. What's worse is you threw it at yourself, you explode dealing 500 damage to yourself. Combiner8761: I use the Power harvester cannon™! to absorb Elite Haxor's EPIC HAXING SKILLZ into the Power harvester cannon™! and fire EPIC CONTROL HAX on the terminator in an attemt to control it. Roll: N/A, the Elite Haxor has died and his skills have drained from his body. Shadoxa: I try to fix my humiliation by stripping for playgirl and becoming famous for being sexy. Roll: 7, You become a male model and are successful, you no longer feel humiliated. Characters SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Humiliated erik802:400/1,000 TrulliLulli:1000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL:700/1,000 BLUcody:700/1,000 Hidden Skunky:800/1,000 HungOver Bromega513: 0/1,000 DEAD SilverBullet: 450/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 850/1,000 Rsam: 1,000/1,000 Drugged Combiner8761: 750/1,000 Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon Rexen: 300/1,500 2 turns of doubled rolls, Rejuvenation (100hp per turn until next attack) theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only), Slo-mo Vision, Got diarrhea MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 +2 Dexterity Possesses Leeching Gauntlet Possesses Nitrowings Pants Trounark: 600/1,000 DEAD Ray551: 700/1,000 Mental -10 Strength EqueL: 1000/1,000 Potion seller NecroBiologist: 1000/1000 MichaelBrandow: 1000/1000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1000/1000 Ohforf: 1000/1000 Disgruntled: 800/1000 Maximo13: 800/1000 Dustinm16: 1000/1000 Lufttygger306: 500/1000 Allies NecronWarrior: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 can barely be controlled(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Garry: 30,000/30,000 Highly ignores player commands(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 Controllable By (Anyone) Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 Back From Mental Hospital Cerebus: 20,000/?????? Coma Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls) Ice Atronach: 10000/10000 Saxton Hale: 10000/10000 Foes Autoturret B: DEAD Enemy Genie:DEAD Terminator: 9,750/17,500 TH98: DEAD Elite Haxor: DEAD Dummy: 2000/2000 Blocks attacks for his fellow friends.