The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

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what the fucl who are you necromancer

>Darth rejoins game >Darth uses summon carl.

> Summon machine imps to mess about with the Terminator and cause it to fall apart.

sorry, forgot that bit :P ill make one of them posts for every 4 moves

[QUOTE=Elizer;27762727]I never liked Power to the People anyway. I attempt to upgrade my weapon again but this time, using a Pack-a-Punch station.[/QUOTE]

I use [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] to absorb the dummys block ability and fire the block ability on all other players/characters/teammates/whatever in order to protect them.

I attempt to impale the terminator with my staff, and i order my necron to shot at him.

I now use my new male model skills and popularity to seduce the terminator into hurting himself for me. then I get an ice cream for all the allies because im nice like that.

I charge at the Terminator and attack him with my Cthulhu-powers

Use fireball to try and catch the dummy on fire.

I summon a minor hell flame from my hand, concentrating not to make it burst me, the carcass of TH89 and everyone around me into a demonic firework. I direct it at the carcass and attempt to cook it. If i succeed, i will eat it in a wild feeding frenzy, since i have been travelling multiple planes to reach this plane. If i do not succeed, i throw it in the face of my nearest foe. [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] Also first kill yay!

ok thats enough hold on sorry ohforf you were removed and i forgot.

Also we need new formatting of players, Name | Hp | Status/Two slot inventory And a new drops/treasure section, also at page 10 we need some kind of payoff, like a treasure room or some super monster or something. /dumb suggestions

[QUOTE=onforty;27777937]Also we need new formatting of players, Name | Hp | Status/Two slot inventory And a new drops/treasure section, also at page 10 we need some kind of payoff, like a treasure room or some super monster or something. /dumb suggestions[/QUOTE] you're thinking this through too much

this should be it tell me if somethings wrong Darth_GW7: >Darth rejoins game >Darth uses summon carl. Roll: 6 - Out of nowhere, poof. A random guy called carl appears, he strangely looks up to Darth and will fanatically do anything he says. NecroBiologist: > Summon machine imps to mess about with the Terminator and cause it to fall apart. Roll: 5 - You summon two machine imps who try to mess up the Terminator, they do 200 damage before the Terminator opens fire, dealing 100 damage to each. Combiner8761: I use Power harvester cannon™! to absorb the dummys block ability and fire the block ability on all other characters in order to protect them. Roll: 1 - You must've forgot to charge your cannon, it runs out of power leaving you open for an attack, the terminator hits you for 300. Elizer: I attempt to upgrade my weapon again but this time, using a Pack-a-Punch station. Roll: 10 - Your AFK gun magazine capacity increases by three, and is much more powerful than before. TrulliLulli: I attempt to impale the terminator with my staff, and i order my necron to shot at him. Roll: 7 - I impale the dummy completely, dealing 500 damage. The necron shoots causing an additional 100. Shadoxa: I now use my new male model skills and popularity to seduce the terminator into hurting himself for me. then I get an ice cream for all the allies because im nice like that. Roll: 9 - The terminator falls for your love and will go to any length for you, you make up a story and the terminator jumps from a cliff, dealing 1000 damage only to return to find out you've betrayed him. The ice-cream heals 100 health for all characters. Ray551: I charge at the Terminator and attack him with my Cthulhu-powers Roll: 6 - Your charge is mediocre at best, you hit the dummy with 500 damage. LieutenantLeo: Use fireball to try and catch the dummy on fire. Roll: 3 - You shouldn't try when you don't know how. Your hands burst into flames and deal 300 damage to you. Ohforf: I throw a quick jab at the terminator Roll: 2 - You throw a jab at the terminator, he catches it and crushes your fist dealing 200 damage. onforty: I summon a minor hell flame from my hand, concentrating not to make it burst me, the carcass of TH89 and everyone around me into a demonic firework. I direct it at the carcass and attempt to cook it. If i succeed, i will eat it in a wild feeding frenzy, since i have been travelling multiple planes to reach this plane. If i do not succeed, i throw it in the face of my nearest foe. Roll: 10 - You'll be eating roast TH89 tonight, you cook him into a perfect meal and feast upon him giving you 500 extra health. Characters SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Humiliated erik802: 500/1,000 TrulliLulli:1000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 800/1,000 BLUcody: 800/1,000 Hidden Skunky: 900/1,000 HungOver Bromega513: 0/1,000 DEAD SilverBullet: 550/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 950/1,000 AFK Gun Rsam: 1,000/1,000 Drugged Combiner8761: 450/1,000 Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon (OUT OF BATTERY) Rexen: 400/1,500 2 turns of doubled rolls, Rejuvenation (100hp per turn until next attack) theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only), Slo-mo Vision, Got diarrhea MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 +2 Dexterity Possesses Leeching Gauntlet Possesses Nitrowings Pants Trounark: 700/1,000 Ray551: 800/1,000 Mental -10 Strength EqueL: 1000/1,000 Potion seller NecroBiologist: 1000/1000 MichaelBrandow: 1000/1000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1500/1500 Ohforf: 800/1000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 900/1000 Maximo13: 900/1000 Dustinm16: 1000/1000 Lufttygger306: 600/1000 LieutenantLeo: 700/1000 Allies NecronWarrior: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 can barely be controlled(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Garry: 30,000/30,000 Highly ignores player commands(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 Controllable By (Anyone) Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 Back From Mental Hospital Cerebus: 20,000/?????? Coma Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls) Ice Atronach: 10000/10000 Saxton Hale: 10000/10000 Carl: 400/400 (controllable only by Darth_GW7) MachineImpA: 200/300 MachineImpB: 200/300 Foes Autoturret B: DEAD Enemy Genie:DEAD Terminator: 8,750/17,500 TH98: DEAD Elite Haxor: DEAD Dummy: 900/2000 Blocks attacks for his fellow friends.

I attempt to disrupt the dummy by jamming it. (This uses up one of my double rolls, also note I gain HP from my rejuvination).

yeah i could be able to do a treasure room, where you can share or kill eachother for the treasure and if you die you can be resurrected. Ofcourse after the treasure room erryone respawns [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] who approves a treasure room after the terminator is dead. AGREES FOR YES DISAGREE FOR NO GAYBOW FOR I DONT GIVE A SHIT

Darth uses carl's head as a trampoline, bouncing over the dummy and aims a flying kick at the terminator's head.

I use the Low Orbit Ion Cannon to DDOS attack The Terminator.

I attempt to hack into the Terminator's mind and implant a shutdown virus.

I attempt to heal myself to full health using a heal spell.

I sit back and relax looking at myself in a mirror. While doing this i set up a cheerleader squad to boost morale. (Im also not Humiliated any more from my playgirl command)

I dance with Saxton Hale.

dats nuff also sorry shadoxa i thought i removed it :v:

I dip my wand of domination into a mana potion and zap the newly powered wand at the Terminator.

Rexen: I attempt to disrupt the dummy by jamming it. (This uses up one of my double rolls, also note I gain HP from my rejuvination). Roll: 7 - You jam the dummys gears with a metal rod you find on the ground, it will stop blocking attacks for two turns starting from now. (Added your rejuvination hp) Darth_GW7: Darth uses carl's head as a trampoline, bouncing over the dummy and aims a flying kick at the terminator's head. Roll: 3 - You jump from carls head, unfortunately you're out of reach to hit the terminator and instead do the splits, causing 200 damage. Dustinm16: I use the Low Orbit Ion Cannon to DDOS attack The Terminator.# Roll: 2 - You made a rediculous miscalculation, foolishly the cannon fires at you, ddosing yourself. Frozen for 1 turn. Rsam: I attempt to hack into the Terminator's mind and implant a shutdown virus. Roll: 3 - The Terminator backtraced it, you're dun goofed. He hits you for 400 damage. LieutenantLeo: I attempt to heal myself to full health using a heal spell. Roll: 2 - Who's team are you on?! You heal the dummy 500 health. Shadoxa: I sit back and relax looking at myself in a mirror. While doing this i set up a cheerleader squad to boost morale. (Im also not Humiliated any more from my playgirl command) Roll: 9 - This works out better than you expected, the cheerleaders join as allies. Skunky: I dance with Saxton Hale. Roll: 6 - You dance with Saxton Hale. TrulliLulli: I try to attack the terminator and order my soldier to shoot at it Roll: 3 - I fail miserably, I cut myself on the staff and the soldier mistakes me for an enemy, causing 300 damage. Characters SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 500/1,000 TrulliLulli:700/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 800/1,000 BLUcody: 800/1,000 Hidden Skunky: 900/1,000 HungOver Bromega513: 0/1,000 DEAD SilverBullet: 550/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 950/1,000 AFK Gun Rsam: 600/1,000 Drugged Combiner8761: 450/1,000 Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon (OUT OF BATTERY) Rexen: 700/1,500 1 turns of doubled rolls theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only), Slo-mo Vision, Got diarrhea MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 +2 Dexterity Possesses Leeching Gauntlet Possesses Nitrowings Pants Trounark: 700/1,000 Ray551: 800/1,000 Mental -10 Strength EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Potion seller NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 800/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 900/1,000 Maximo13: 900/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,000/1,000 FROZEN (1 Turn) Lufttygger306: 600/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 700/1,000 Darth_GW7: 800/1,000 Allies NecronWarrior: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 can barely be controlled(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Garry: 30,000/30,000 Highly ignores player commands(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 Controllable By (Anyone) Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 Back From Mental Hospital Cerebus: 20,000/?????? Coma Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls) Ice Atronach: 10000/10000 Saxton Hale: 10000/10000 Carl: 400/400 (controllable only by Darth_GW7) MachineImpA: 200/300 MachineImpB: 200/300 CheerleaderA: 100/100 CheerleaderB: 100/100 CheerleaderC: 100/100 CheerleaderD: 100/100 Foes Autoturret B: DEAD Enemy Genie:DEAD Terminator: 8,750/17,500 TH98: DEAD Elite Haxor: DEAD Dummy: 1400/2000 GEARS JAMMED (2 Turns)

Enraged I pickup a nearby object and start bashing the Dummy with it.

I magically appear out of nowhere, using my level 11 Warforged Barbarian to summon Gordon Freeman, and pull out my +5 Greataxe

Violently bash the dummies face out of frustration from previous moves.