The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

I make the Terminator the Governor of California, thus putting him out of action.

Charge my sexy big-breasted Cheerleaders! Lesbian Sex Orgy!

I kick the terminator.

Take a poop on garry

[QUOTE=Ohforf;27779332]Right, I'm being ignored now?[/QUOTE] nah i've included you in the new one [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] onforty: I dip my wand of domination into a mana potion and zap the newly powered wand at the Terminator. Roll: 7 - The wand is dipped into a mana potion, you're unsure whether the mana potion has done anything, nevertheless you zap at the Terminator, dealing 500 damage. Ohforf: I cast mana bolts from my wand-fused hand in the general direction of the terminator Roll: 9 - Dem mana bolts. You successfully fire a storm of mana bolts from your hand all landing on the terminator dealing a deadly 2000 points of damage. Rsam: Enraged I pickup a nearby object and start bashing the Dummy with it. Roll: 8 - You find a warhammer on the ground, its strange no one noticed it. You bash 700 health out of the dummy. b0b0: I magically appear out of nowhere, using my level 11 Warforged Barbarian to summon Gordon Freeman, and pull out my +5 Greataxe Roll: 10 - what the flying fuck, You've summoned Gordon Freeman, sadly he's only equipped with a crowbar. LieutenantLeo: Violently bash the dummies face out of frustration from previous moves. Roll: 1 - You pick up a nearby steel bar, walk to the dummy, evilly smile like you're going to beat the shit out of it and take a swing. The Dummy would be crapping itself if could, fortunately for him you mess up the swing, and hit yourself across the head causing 500 damage. Also you have brain damage. Rexen: I make the Terminator the Governor of California, thus putting him out of action. Roll: 6 - "Error, does not compute" zzzZBOOM. You've fried some unimportant chips in the Terminator, dealing 300 damage. Shadoxa: Charge my sexy big-breasted Cheerleaders! Lesbian Sex Orgy! Roll: 3 - The cheerleaders completely forget about the charge bit. They start having an orgy right infront of you. theseltsamone: I kick the terminator. Roll: 7 - With a powerful kick you deliver 400 damage. erik802: Take a poop on garry. Roll: 3 - It takes skill to fuck up this bad, you shit all over yourself. You're very fragrant. Characters SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 500/1,000 VERY FRAGRANT TrulliLulli:700/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 800/1,000 BLUcody: 800/1,000 Hidden Skunky: 900/1,000 HungOver Bromega513: 0/1,000 DEAD SilverBullet: 550/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 950/1,000 AFK Gun Rsam: 600/1,000 Drugged Combiner8761: 450/1,000 Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon (OUT OF BATTERY) Rexen: 700/1,500 2 turns of doubled rolls, Rejuvenation (100hp per turn until next attack) theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only), Slo-mo Vision, Got diarrhea MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 +2 Dexterity Possesses Leeching Gauntlet Possesses Nitrowings Pants Trounark: 700/1,000 Ray551: 800/1,000 Mental -10 Strength EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Potion seller NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 800/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 900/1,000 Maximo13: 900/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,000/1,000 Lufttygger306: 600/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 200/1,000 BRAIN DAMAGE Darth_GW7: 800/1,000 Allies NecronWarrior: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 can barely be controlled(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Garry: 30,000/30,000 Highly ignores player commands(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 Controllable By (Anyone) Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 Back From Mental Hospital Cerebus: 20,000/?????? Coma Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls) Ice Atronach: 10000/10000 Saxton Hale: 10000/10000 Carl: 400/400 (controllable only by Darth_GW7) MachineImpA: 200/300 MachineImpB: 200/300 CheerleaderA: 100/100 CheerleaderB: 100/100 CheerleaderC: 100/100 CheerleaderD: 100/100 Gordon Freeman 20,000/20,000 Armed with a crowbar Foes Autoturret B: DEAD Enemy Genie:DEAD Terminator: 5,550/17,500 TH98: DEAD Elite Haxor: DEAD Dummy: 700/2000 GEARS JAMMED (1 Turns)

Attempt to heal myself to full health.

I use my BADASS skill to kill 120 trolls and collect their souls in a surprisingly quick fasion. or atleast as many as I can get.

I turn into a giant super robot and roundhouse kick the terminator in the balls!

I transform into the Creature of Havoc

I upgrade my male model sexy fame and get filty rich by starring in a feature length blockbuster film about the fight as the main character.

Reload and tend to the wounds caused by the autoturret.

Still upset and wanting revenge, I try to steal Elizer's new AK and pull his pants down.

i amass all of the strength i can and try to slice the terminators head off while my necron soldier shoots.

I call for my loyal pet dog in hopes he joins the battle.

guys terminators nearly fucked over keep it up [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] LieutenantLeo: Attempt to heal myself to full health. Roll: 1 - ANTICRIT You're on a streak, not a good one either. You mess up the spell and drain your own hp into the dummy. theseltsamone: I use my BADASS skill to kill 120 trolls and collect their souls in a surprisingly quick fasion. Roll: 7 - You manage to only find 90 trolls, you are 30 souls short. erik802: I turn into a giant super robot and roundhouse kick the terminator in the balls! Roll: 8 - You successfully turn into a giant super robot and you roundhouse kick the terminator in the balls, sadly the terminator doesn't have any. You deal only 1000 damage. Rexen: I transform into the Creature of Havoc Roll: 4 - You fail at your attempt - the Terminator interrupts and fires at you dealing 300 damage. Shadoxa: I upgrade my male model sexy fame and get filty rich by starring in a feature length blockbuster film about the fight as the main character. Roll: 8 - You succeed, everyone in the world knows your name and you earn a shitton of money. Disgruntled: Reload and tend to the wounds caused by the autoturret. Roll: 3 - You mess up the treatment and deliver 100 damage to yourself. Trounark: Still upset and wanting revenge, I try to steal Elizer's new AK and pull his pants down. Roll: 6 - You don't manage to steal his weapon but you do manage to pull his pants down. He becomes embarassed. TrulliLulli: i amass all of the strength i can and try to slice the terminators head off while my necron soldier shoots. Roll: 8 - You realise that its now or never, you gather all the strength you can and charge at the Terminator, while the necron soldier backs you up. Your blade gets stuck halfway through its neck causing 1000 damage and the Necron deals an additional 200 to the dummy. Thanks to the combined efforts of everyone, the Terminator is now weak, every attack will deliver 2x more damage. Rsam: I call for my loyal pet dog in hopes he joins the battle. Roll: 7 - Your pet dog arrives dressed in armor, ready to fight. Characters SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 500/1,000 VERY FRAGRANT TrulliLulli:700/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 800/1,000 BLUcody: 800/1,000 Hidden Skunky: 900/1,000 HungOver Bromega513: 0/1,000 DEAD SilverBullet: 550/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 950/1,000 AFK Gun EMBARASSED Rsam: 600/1,000 Drugged Combiner8761: 450/1,000 Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon (OUT OF BATTERY) Rexen: 400/1,500 1 turns of doubled rolls theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only), Slo-mo Vision, Got diarrhea MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 +2 Dexterity Possesses Leeching Gauntlet Possesses Nitrowings Pants Trounark: 700/1,000 Ray551: 800/1,000 Mental -10 Strength EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Potion seller NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 800/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 800/1,000 Maximo13: 900/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,000/1,000 FROZEN Lufttygger306: 600/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 0/1,000 DEAD Darth_GW7: 800/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 LODS E MONE Allies NecronWarrior: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli) extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 can barely be controlled(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Garry: 30,000/30,000 Highly ignores player commands(must roll a 10 when attempting to control) Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 Controllable By (Anyone) Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 Back From Mental Hospital Cerebus: 20,000/?????? Coma Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls) Ice Atronach: 10000/10000 Saxton Hale: 10000/10000 Carl: 400/400 (controllable only by Darth_GW7) MachineImpA: 200/300 MachineImpB: 200/300 CheerleaderA: 100/100 CheerleaderB: 100/100 CheerleaderC: 100/100 CheerleaderD: 100/100 Gordon Freeman 20,000/20,000 Armed with a crowbar Foes Autoturret B: DEAD Enemy Genie:DEAD Terminator: 2,550/17,500 WEAK TH98: DEAD Elite Haxor: DEAD Dummy: 700/2000

I'll tell Saxton Hale to attack the Terminator WITH HIS BARE HANDS! [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] oh and he should attack Gordon Freeman because I tell him to. I'm still drunk.

I tell the Terminator he can have my autograph if he destroys the dummy for us

I use my FALCON PUNCH on the terminator.

Wait a second, why does Gordon Freeman got much more health than Saxton Hale? WHAT IS THIS !?

I tell my dog to rip something off the Terminator.

I will try to fix Page 11 [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] I guess I failed

I Cast Leech life on the Terminator, attempting to damage it and heal myself for the same amount.

LieutenantLeo: Attempt to heal myself to full health. Roll: 1 - ANTICRIT You're on a streak, not a good one either. You mess up the spell and drain your own hp into the dummy. theseltsamone: I use my BADASS skill to kill 120 trolls and collect their souls in a surprisingly quick fasion. Roll: 7 - You manage to only find 90 trolls, you are 30 souls short. erik802: I turn into a giant super robot and roundhouse kick the terminator in the balls! Roll: 8 - You successfully turn into a giant super robot and you roundhouse kick the terminator in the balls, bypassing the dummy, sadly the terminator doesn't have any. You deal only 1000 damage. Rexen: I transform into the Creature of Havoc Roll: 4 - You fail at your attempt - the Terminator interrupts and fires at you dealing 300 damage. Shadoxa: I upgrade my male model sexy fame and get filty rich by starring in a feature length blockbuster film about the fight as the main character. Roll: 8 - You succeed, everyone in the world knows your name and you earn a shitton of money. Disgruntled: Reload and tend to the wounds caused by the autoturret. Roll: 3 - You mess up the treatment and deliver 100 damage to yourself. Trounark: Still upset and wanting revenge, I try to steal Elizer's new AK and pull his pants down. Roll: 6 - You don't manage to steal his weapon but you do manage to pull his pants down. He becomes embarassed. TrulliLulli: i amass all of the strength i can and try to slice the terminators head off while my necron soldier shoots. Roll: 8 - You realise that its now or never, you gather all the strength you can and charge at the Terminator, while the necron soldier backs you up. Your blade gets stuck halfway through its neck causing 1000 damage and the Necron deals an additional 200 to the dummy. Thanks to the combined efforts of everyone, the Terminator is now weak, every attack will deliver 2x more damage. Rsam: I call for my loyal pet dog in hopes he joins the battle. Roll: 7 - Your pet dog arrives dressed in armor, ready to fight. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skunky: I'll tell Saxton Hale to attack the Terminator WITH HIS BARE HANDS! Roll: 5 - Saxton Hale attacks the Dummy for 700 damage but makes a false move, the Terminator punches him in the face for 300, rendering him unable to attack Gordon Freeman. Shadoxa: I tell the Terminator he can have my autograph if he destroys the dummy for us. Roll: 1 - The Terminator seems to ignore you, maybe he's the only thing that's never heard of you. theseltsamone: Wait-- No! I use my FALCON PUNCH on the terminator. Roll: N/A - You engage the Terminator in a boss battle of epic proportions, one that will be written down in the futures history books. You dodge the Terminators kick and give him a left and right uppercut and kicking him down onto the ground. As the Terminator is attempting to stand up, readying his machine gun you tense your muscles and tighten your fist, as you scream out at the top of your lungs, you notice immense power within you: FALCOOONNNNN... PUNCH. The falcon punch shatters the Terminators jaw and detaches his head from his body. As you recover from such great power, the sound of a rolling skull can be heard along the room... Out of the blue an old man appears infront of you "ah theseltsamone, you'll do"! and you and your friends are teleported into a bright room, sadly you don't see any allies or foes, just several chests neatly placed in rows. Skunky: N/A Rsam: N/A Rexen: N/A Characters SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 1000/1,000 BLUcody: 1000/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1000/1,000 AFK Gun Rsam: 1,000/1,000 Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon (OUT OF BATTERY) Rexen: 1,500/1,500 1 turns of doubled rolls theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 Regeneration, Bad Ass, Slo-mo Vision,a MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 +2 Dexterity Possesses Leeching Gauntlet Possesses Nitrowings Pants Trounark: 1,000/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 Mental -10 Strength EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Potion seller NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,000/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 LODS E MONE Allies - Foes -

I will give Saxton Hale an eagle for his exellent work.

New Boss: Anti-Heroes of Each person.

I open the first chest in the row, hoping for LODS E MONE

now its going to be PvP, i think you should roll to open a chest, and you'll get something cool, players can then possibly kill you for that item [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] im taking a break ill be back in a bit

fine. I open a random chest. Also, Saxton Hale is my friend. :mad:

Oh god, PVP. Do I spend my first turn attacking, or going for LODS E MONE? Decisions! Decisions! Oh god! The LODS E MONE roll remains.

I attempt to pick lock a chest.