The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

Roll for my chest. I supplied you with hot cheerleaders i need a reward.

i have to go i will be back on tomorrow morning

I jump back into the battle and roll to open a chest

I open a chest in order to become a unique character.

I walk into the library of everything and casts gnusto(Anybody ever heard of the game "Enchanter"?) on it, writing it into my spellbook, Gnusto is always successful. Also i pick up some loafs of elvern bread. I cast cloud of disappearing, and slips into a time-space transit pocket waiting for the pack to re-appear in the dungeon. "I dont want to fight for physical goods, i got what i need"

Who wants to be the game keeper or whatever that guy is called?

Just relaxing in the dawn, going to library to read some books.

I tend to my pants problem and tell Gordon Freeman (in sign language) to bash the Terminator

I call for a god damn doctor, because apparently I'm shit at first aid.

I'll GM again if we need someone. Except I'm not gonna stick to this pvp treasure rubbish, what's the point of killing each other for items if there's no enemies to use shit on ;o If no one objects, I'll edit this post in a few minutes with an update. EDIT: More commands have been posted, so I updated in a new post. Werd

I summon Kim Jong-il inside of a dreadnought to fight by my side!

i put on my robe and wizard hat that boosts my intelligence by +3

Summon myself from the dead, making me a zombie that can infect people.

I wander in drunk with my cock out and attempt to impress people with my dance moves. I attempt to execute "The Running Man" and "The Charleston."

[b]Commands[/b] Skunky: I will give Saxton Hale an eagle for his exellent work. [b]Roll: N/A[/b] It would seem Saxton Hale was removed from the allies list. Bummer. theseltsamone: I open the first chest in the row, hoping for LODS E MONE [b]Roll: 3[/b] You prize open a chest, and get a right hook from a boxing glove attached to a spring within. Kids these days. -400hp Skunky: I open a random chest. [b]Action Ignored[/b] [Unscrupulously trying to take a double turn] Rsam: I attempt to pick lock a chest. [b]Roll: 10[/b] You crack open a chest and find a small phial of Phoenix Tears. One Phoenix Tear will revive a KO'd ally and restore all HP. Shadoxa: Roll for my chest. [b]Roll: 7[/b] You find an Iris Shroud. When worn, this will turn you invisible for 2 turns. Sl344: I jump back into the battle and roll to open a chest [b]Roll: 1[/b] This chest wasn't as it appeared; you have disturbed a Mimic! The chest uses SplinterSpit, peppering you with slivers of wood! -150hp Ohforf: I quaff a potion of minor wound healing [b]Roll: 4[/b] That was naught but Onion Juice. Eugh. Dustinm16: I open a chest in order to become a unique character. [b]Roll: 4[/b] It was locked. You are now unique in being the only character who got nothing. onforty: I walk into the library of everything and casts gnusto(Anybody ever heard of the game "Enchanter"?) on it, writing it into my spellbook, Gnusto is always successful. Also i pick up some loafs of elvern bread.I cast cloud of disappearing, and slips into a time-space transit pocket waiting for the pack to re-appear in the dungeon. "I dont want to fight for physical goods, i got what i need" [b]Action Ignored[/b] [Multiple actions / What the fuck / Interfering with space-time] EqueL: Just relaxing in the dawn, going to library to read some books. [b]Roll: 7[/b] You read a dusty grimoire, and learn how to cast Organics, a special offensive magic. [Can only be used once per 5 turns.] Elizer: I tend to my pants problem and tell Gordon Freeman (in sign language) to bash the Terminator [b]Roll: 2[/b] I don't know what your "pants problem" is, but it's worse than ever. Terminator is deceased. Disgruntled: I call for a god damn doctor, because apparently I'm shit at first aid. [b]Roll: 9[/b] You summon one Doctor to the party. Any ally may give him one command per round, but it cannot be offensive. If no commands are given to him, he will attempt to heal the party member with the lowest HP. SPESS MEHRINE: I summon Kim Jong-il inside of a dreadnought to fight by my side! [b]Roll: 3[/b] That doesn't happen, 'nough said. killa747: i put on my robe and wizard hat that boosts my intelligence by +3 [b]Roll: 9[/b] Boost successful! (Not that it will do you any noticeable good!) MrDestroyer: Summon myself from the dead, making me a zombie that can infect people. [b]Roll: N/A[/b] Ghosts cannot summon. Chrisl: I wander in drunk with my cock out and attempt to impress people with my dance moves. I attempt to execute "The Running Man" and "The Charleston." [b]Roll: 8[/b] "The Charleston"! My favorite! +10 Charisma [b]Other[/b] A dark vortex forms in the centre of the room. [b]Characters[/b] SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 1000/1,000 BLUcody: 1000/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1000/1,000 [b]AFK Gun[/b] Rsam: 1,000/1,000 [b]Inventory: Small Phial[/b] Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100[/b] Rexen: 1,500/1,500 [b]1 turns of doubled rolls[/b] theseltsamone 600/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Slo-mo Vision[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 [b]Mental, -10 Strength[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [b]Abilities: Organics[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [b]+2 Intelligence[/b] Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [b]5+ Intelligence[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,000/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 [b]Inventory: Iris Shroud[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [b]+10 Charisma[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [b]+3 Intelligence[/b] Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]Ghosts[/b] MrDestroyer [b]Allies[/b] Doctor A - 1,000/1,000 [b]Foes[/b] Chest Mimic - 3,000/3,000 [b]Additional[/b] I've added a Ghosts section for dead party members. Dead NPCs will not become ghosts. Ghosts cannot use ordinary commands, but may still talk to/haunt other party members until revived. Any party member may revive a Ghost using a HP-Transfer, where you allow a Ghost to siphon an amount of your HP (you will choose the amount.) The Ghost will then be returned to the party with 1/2 of the HP you transfered. Also, something to note while I'm GMing, summoning any ally will take one turn, in which said ally won't be able to attack. Furthermore, to summon an ally you will need a roll of 8 or higher. The allies list was getting ridiculous, so I'm perfectly happy to go along with the removal of all allies by the last GM, even though it made no sense. Good luck!

In an effort for some additional healing, I apply another RANDOM BUFF. Unless the old man is still there, in which case, I make an immature gesture at him.

I open a random chest.

I take a shoe from Darth_GW7 and attempt to break the lock on the chest.

I decide to revive MrDestroyer by Transferring 500 Hp.

I check for traps in the room, then open a random chest when I'm sure there isn't a trap.

I decide pants are for uncool people and remove them exposing my boxers. I attack a random enemy.

I attempt to use my charisma to persuade Elizer that pants are actually, in fact, pretty damn cool.

I sacrifice my life in order to result in future successes for the team. (Mark me as dead, but available as a power to be activated in times of dire need).

I use Nitrowing power and turn myself into a super boss character... Because this dungeon direly needs a boss... Like a boss!

[b]Commands[/b] theseltsamone: In an effort for some additional healing, I apply another RANDOM BUFF. [b]Roll: 3[/b] +5 Odour. And not in a good way. Rsam: I decide to revive MrDestroyer by Transferring 500 Hp. [b]Roll: N/A[/b] MrDestroyer has been revived. Let's hope he actually does something. Dustinm16: I take a shoe from Darth_GW7 [del]and attempt to break the lock on the chest.[/del] [b]Roll: 1[/b] Darth doesn't take kindly to thieves - he spots you untying his shoe and kicks you in the face. What a ruthless fiend. -500hp Trounark: I open a random chest. [b]Roll: 1[/b] You pick a chest at random. POW! The spring-powered boxing glove strikes again! -400hp Necrobiologist: I check for traps in the room, then open a random chest when I'm sure there isn't a trap. [b]Roll: 5[/b] You can't see any traps in the room that haven't already been triggered. The only unopened chest left is the one Dustinm16 found, which is still locked. Elizer: I decide pants are for uncool people and remove them exposing my boxers. I attack a random enemy. [b]Roll: 8[/b] You whip off your pants and axe-kick the Chest Mimic for 400dmg. Chrisl:I attempt to use my charisma to persuade Elizer that pants are actually, in fact, pretty damn cool. [b]Roll: 10[/b] You give a speech on pants to rival Martin Luther King's "I have a dream". Elizer puts on his pants again, and also tears off yours and puts them on. Nitrowing: I sacrifice my life in order to result in future successes for the team. [b]Roll: 5[/b] You botch your suicide, only taking 1/2 of your hp. Dustinm16: I use Nitrowing power and turn myself into a super boss character [b]Action Ignored[/b] [Pre-emptive action[/b] [b]Other[/b] The dark vortex in the centre of the room throbs dangerously. It looks like something is about to come through. Doctor A heals MrDestroyer. +100hp thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +5hp Chest Mimic uses Splintery Bite on Elizer. -300hp [b]Characters[/b] SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 1000/1,000 BLUcody: 1000/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 700/1,000 [b]AFK Gun[/b] Rsam: 500/1,000 [b]Inventory: Small Phial[/b] Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100[/b] Rexen: 1,500/1,500 [b]1 turns of doubled rolls[/b] theseltsamone 605/1,000 [b]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/b] Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 [b]Mental, -10 Strength[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [b]Abilities: Organics[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [b]+2 Intelligence[/b] Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [b]5+ Intelligence[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 500/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 [b]Inventory: Iris Shroud[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [b]+10 Charisma[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [b]+3 Intelligence[/b] Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 350/1,000 [b]Ghosts[/b] [b]Allies[/b] Doctor A - 1,000/1,000 [b]Foes[/b] Chest Mimic - 2,600/3,000 [b]Additional[/b] To encourage HP transferring, from now on you may carry out an action as well as reviving an ally in one turn. Multiple actions in one turn will no longer result in an ignored turn, however only the first action will take place. If you post multiple actions where one or more actions will make little or no difference to the game (I.E taking off pants) then both actions will be carried out. However, if you roll a medium to low score, your actions will most likely conflict with each other.

I roll to allow the GM to do one super awesome / super terrible thing to me.

I reach my hand into the dark vortex in an attempt to pull out a new pet!

I throw rocks at the vortex for fun.

I reload my AFK gun with explosive-rigged AFK members.

I fire all twelve revolver rounds into the chest mimic.