• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I use my INTENSE ODOR on the doctor to get this shit figured out.
I rip Disgruntled's dick off and try to beat the Chest Mimic to death with it.
[b]Commands[/b] Nitrowing: I roll to allow the GM to do one super awesome / super terrible thing to me. [b]Roll: 5[/b] You turn a strange yellow colour. Dustinm16: I reach my hand into the dark vortex in an attempt to pull out a new pet! [b]Roll: N/A[/b] Your hand disturbs the vortex, and a towering figure emerges from it, armoured and cloaked and emanating dark vapours. [i]"Tremble, for the hour of your judgement is upon you!"[/i] Rsam: I throw rocks at the vortex for fun. [b]Roll: 6[/b] You fling a rock at the vortex and it is swallowed into the void. Elizer: I reload my AFK gun with explosive-rigged AFK members. [b]Roll: 9[/b] You load MEOWTFLOL and BLUcody into your AFKgun. Disgruntled: I fire all twelve revolver rounds into the chest mimic. [b]Roll: 7[/b] Seven of your bullets hit the chest, dealing 50dmg each. thesaltsamone: I use my INTENSE ODOR on the doctor to get this shit figured out. [b]Roll: 1[/b] It's super effective! -400hp! SPESS MEHRINE: I rip Disgruntled's dick off [del]and try to beat the Chest Mimic to death with it.[/del] [b]Roll: 9[/b] You castrate Disgruntled for -700hp. You horrible bastard. [b]Other[/b] Doctor A heals MrDestroyer. +100hp thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +5hp Chest Mimic uses SplinterSpit on Disgruntled, peppering him with slivers of wood! -150hp [b]Characters[/b] SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 1000/1,000 [b]Inside AFKgun[/b] BLUcody: 1000/1,000 [b]Inside AFKgun[/b] Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [b]Strange yellow colour[/b] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 700/1,000 [b]Inventory: AFK Gun[/b] Rsam: 500/1,000 [b]Inventory: Small Phial[/b] Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100[/b] Rexen: 1,500/1,500 [b]1 turn of doubled rolls[/b] theseltsamone 610/1,000 [b]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/b] Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 [b]Mental, -10 Strength[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [b]Abilities: Organics[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [b]+2 Intelligence[/b] Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [b]5+ Intelligence[/b] Disgruntled: 150/1,000 [b]Inventory: Revolver x2[/b] Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 500/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 [b]Inventory: Iris Shroud[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [b]+10 Charisma[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [b]+3 Intelligence[/b] Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 450/1,000 [b]Ghosts[/b] [b]Allies[/b] Doctor A - 600/1,000 [b]Foes[/b] Chest Mimic - 2,250/3,000 [sp]Exodus[/sp] - 9,999/9,999 [b]Additional[/b] I've changed the format for the character list a bit, mainly so it's not so awful looking and difficult to find anyone on.
I bitch slap the Chest Mimic with Disgruntled's severed junk.
I look around for a tactical shield.
I throw a gold piece somewhere behind the chest mimic, hoping to distract him.
I Died like 9 pages ago and nobody revived me? Selfish pricks. Command: Make a deal with the devil regarding me being alive
[B]Command>[/B] [I]Attempt to reason with Exodus about becoming his minion.[/I]
I prime the "bullets" in my gun and fire both of them at the Chest Mimic.
-snip- I'll wait for a couple more actions. Or not. [u][b]Commands[/b][/u] SPESS MEHRINE: I bitch slap the Chest Mimic with Disgruntled's severed junk. [b]Roll: 2[/b] It slips out of your hand, and the Mimic gobbles it up. +200hp Rsam: I look around for a tactical shield. [b]Roll: 4[/b] There is nothing of the sort nearby. Bl1tzX: I throw a gold piece somewhere behind the chest mimic, hoping to distract him. [b]Roll: 2[/b] A poor throw. The Chest Mimic swallows the gold piece and spits it at you like a bullet. -300hp ROFLBURGER: Make a deal with the devil regarding me being alive [b]Roll: 5[/b] The devil revives you (On a pittance of HP) on the condition that if you die again, you must choose one other party member to die with you. Dustinm16: Attempt to reason with Exodus about becoming his minion. [b]Roll: 4[/b] [i]What use are you to me, feeble mortal?[/i] Elizer: I prime the "bullets" in my gun and fire both of them at the Chest Mimic. [b]Roll: 2[/b] You fire BLUcody, but he ricochets off the floor and becomes embedded in the ceiling. -900hp [u][b]Other[/b][/u] Doctor A heals ROFLBURGER. +100hp thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +5hp [sp]Exodus[/sp] casts Toxic on SPESS MEHRINE, dealing 400dmg and inflicting Poison. [u][b]Characters[/b][/u] SPESS MEHRINE: 600/1,000 [b]Poisoned[/b] Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1000/1,000 MEOWTFLOL: 1000/1,000 [b]Inside AFKgun[/b] BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [b]Strange yellow colour[/b] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 700/1,000 [b]Inventory: AFK Gun[/b] Rsam: 500/1,000 [b]Inventory: Small Phial[/b] Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100[/b] Rexen: 1,500/1,500 [b]1 turn of doubled rolls[/b] theseltsamone 610/1,000 [b]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/b] Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 [b]Mental, -10 Strength[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [b]Abilities: Organics[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [b]+2 Intelligence[/b] Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [b]5+ Intelligence[/b] Disgruntled: 150/1,000 [b]Inventory: Revolver x2[/b] Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 500/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 [b]Inventory: Iris Shroud[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [b]+10 Charisma[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [b]+3 Intelligence[/b] Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 450/1,000 Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 [b]Devil deal pending[/b] [u][b]Ghosts[/b][/u] [u][b]Allies[/b][/u] Doctor A - 600/1,000 [u][b]Foes[/b][/u] Chest Mimic - 2,450/3,000 [sp]Exodus[/sp] - 9,999/9,999 [u][b]Additional[/b][/u] ROLFBURGER, I'm not sure what happened, but somewhere along the line one of the GMs removed a whole heap of AFK people from the game. If you had still been on the list, someone would probably have revived you (I'm guessing the charitable Rsam.) Since you got screwed sort of, I'll let this deal with the devil thing fly.
[B]Command>[/B] [i]Summon Low Orbit Ion Cannon from the old battlefield.[/i] [editline]31st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Dustinm16;27778151]I use the Low Orbit Ion Cannon to DDOS attack The Terminator.[/QUOTE] [This is what I meant]
I fire the other "bullet" at the mimic and reload my gun with 3 more explosive-rigged AFKs.
I eat a whole packet of newly-bought mints.
Command: i kick a can
Let's the the new Organics at the Chest Mimic
I will maybe me the GM when i come home!
I will try to call Saxton Hale again. [editline]1st February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=erik802;27790642]I will maybe me the GM when i come home![/QUOTE] No!
[QUOTE=Skunky;27790651]I will try to call Saxton Hale again. [editline]1st February 2011[/editline] No![/QUOTE] :smith: okay...
[QUOTE=erik802;27790841]:smith: okay...[/QUOTE] :saddowns: Okay. Do it.
Cry for a few minutes, then call for help from Doctor A. Healings restore lost body parts, right? RIGHT?!
[QUOTE=erik802;27790642]I will maybe me the GM when i come home![/QUOTE] :byodood: Ok ok I'm updating! [editline]2nd February 2011[/editline] [u][b]Commands[/b][/u] Dustinm16: I use the Low Orbit Ion Cannon to DDOS attack The Terminator. [b]Action Ignored[/b] [Reply from several pages ago? Terminator is long dead] Elizer: I fire the other "bullet" at the mimic [del]and reload my gun with 3 more explosive-rigged AFKs.[/del] [b]Roll: 3[/b] Your abysmal aim sends MEOWTFLOL spinning into the vortex. Good riddance. Bl1tzX: I eat a whole packet of newly-bought mints. [b]Roll: 1[/b] Don't you know Imperial Mints are for old women?? erik802: i kick a can [b]Roll: 10[/b] You give that can a super-powered mega-drive kick. It hits [sp]Exodus[/sp] in the face, dealing 700dmg. EqueL: Let's try the new Organics at the Chest Mimic [b]Roll: N/A[/b] A green glow fills the room with a sound of rushing wind as if you were falling through an endless chasm. There is a sudden blast of white light. As it fades, you see the Chest Mimic appears to be frozen on the spot. -1,500dmg Skunky: I will try to call Saxton Hale again. [b]Roll: 4[/b] Keep trying, kiddo. Who is Saxton Hale anyway. Disgruntled: Cry for a few minutes, then call for help from Doctor A. Healings restore lost body parts, right? RIGHT?! [b]Roll: 8[/b] You're in luck! Doctor A had a prosthetic wang handy. Comes with hundreds of attachments! +100HP [u][b]Other[/b][/u] 50hp is sapped from SPESS MEHRINE thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +5hp [sp]Exodus[/sp] casts Toxic on Darth_GW7, dealing 400dmg and inflicting Poison. [u][b]Characters[/b][/u] SPESS MEHRINE: 550/1,000 [b]Poisoned[/b] Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1000/1,000 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [b]Strange yellow colour[/b] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 700/1,000 [b]Inventory: AFK Gun[/b] Rsam: 500/1,000 [b]Inventory: Small Phial[/b] Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100[/b] Rexen: 1,500/1,500 [b]1 turn of doubled rolls[/b] theseltsamone 615/1,000 [b]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/b] Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 [b]Mental, -10 Strength[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [b]Abilities: Organics[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [b]+2 Intelligence[/b] Onforty: 1,500/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [b]5+ Intelligence[/b] Disgruntled: 250/1,000 [b]Inventory: Revolver x2[/b] Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 500/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 600/1,000 [b]Poisoned[/b] Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 [b]Inventory: Iris Shroud[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [b]+10 Charisma[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [b]+3 Intelligence[/b] Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 450/1,000 Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 [b]Devil deal pending[/b] [u][b]Ghosts[/b][/u] MEOWTFLOL [u][b]Allies[/b][/u] Doctor A - 600/1,000 [u][b]Foes[/b][/u] Chest Mimic - 950/3,000 - [b]Immobilised[/b] [sp]Exodus[/sp] - 9,299/9,999 [u][b]Additional[/b][/u] I'd like to GM until my boss has been dispatched, if nobody minds. ;o
[QUOTE] [u][b]Additional[/b][/u] I'd like to GM until my boss has been dispatched, if nobody minds. ;o[/QUOTE] Okay =)
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27790959] Skunky: I will try to call Saxton Hale again. [b]Roll: 4[/b] Keep trying, kiddo. Who is Saxton Hale anyway. [/QUOTE] [img]http://xray.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/saxton_hale-_window_2.png[/img] That's him. I will try to call him AGAIN.
I attempt to build a BSOD gun.
I use my shitton of movie money and try to slip this mysterious dark foe a few thousand to try and bribe him into destroying the Chest Mimic
I show the white in my eyes, screaming prayers to the evil god of death and pest in attempt to direct a horde of pests at the Chest Mimic, eating it up. If successful a pack of undead rats will scurry to their victim and eat him.
i say "you just lost the game" and then i throw an atomic bomb on Exodus
I make a deal with the Chaos gods to restore me to full health.
i shoot an ak47 at the exodus lol im going take dem gm if mako doesnt update
Give the foes some cake to see if they can become allies.
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