The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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[u][b]Commands[/b][/u]
Skunky: I will try to call (Saxton Hale) AGAIN.
[b]Roll: 4[/b] Who knows what you did in past lives to deserve such sub-standard roll scores. No Saxton for you.
Ohforf: I cast revive on the ghost of MEOWTFLOL
[b]Roll: 1[/b] Since reviving is unaffected by luck and you didn't specify an amount of HP to transfer, I rolled for said amount. You transfer 100hp, thus MEOWTFLOL is revived with 50hp.
Sl344: I attempt to build a BSOD gun.
[b]Roll: 5[/b] You successfully build a Slight Performance Lag laser. That'll work well against all these [i]computers[/i] you're battling.
Shadoxa: I use my shitton of movie money and try to slip this mysterious dark foe a few thousand to try and bribe him into destroying the Chest Mimic
[b]Roll: 3[/b] [i]"Pathetic maggot-spawn coward! I will teach you the meaning of exchange"[/i] [sp]Exodus[/sp] uses Vorpal Draw, draining 300hp from you and absorbing it.
onforty: I show the white in my eyes, screaming prayers to the evil god of death and pest in attempt to direct a horde of pests at the Chest Mimic, eating it up. If successful a pack of undead rats will scurry to their victim and eat him.
[b]Roll: 5[/b] You summon one Festering Rat. It nibbles [sp]Exodus'[/sp] cloak a bit.
erik802: i say "you just lost the game" and then i throw an atomic bomb on Exodus
[b]Roll: N/A[/b] There is no Atomic Bomb in your inventory.
SPESS MEHRINE: I make a deal with the [del]Chaos gods[/del] devil to restore me to full health.
[b]Roll: 9[b] You successfully contract a deal with the devil, and your hp is restored. However, if you are to die, you may only be revived if another sacrifices all of their hp for you.
TrulliLulli: i shoot an ak47 at the exodus
[b]Roll: 1[/b]Some prankster has filled your AK with crayons instead of bullets! I'd keep an eye on that erik802 fellow if I were you.
Lufttygger306: Give the foes some cake to see if they can become allies.
[b]Roll: 4[/b] [sp]Exodus[/sp] would [b]not[/b] like any cake. The Chest Mimic probably would, but it's still Immobilised.
[u][b]Other[/b][/u]
50hp is sapped from SPESS MEHRINE
50hp is sapped from Darth_GW7
thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +5hp
[u][b]Characters[/b][/u]
SPESS MEHRINE: 950/1,000
[b]Poisoned, Devil deal pending[/b]
Shadoxa: 700/1,000
erik802: 1,000/1,000
TrulliLulli:1000/1,000
BLUcody: 100/1,000
Skunky: 1000/1,000
Bromega513: 1000/1,000
SilverBullet: 1000/1,000
Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[b]Strange yellow colour[/b]
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 700/1,000
[b]Inventory: AFK Gun[/b]
Rsam: 500/1,000
[b]Inventory: Small Phial[/b]
Combiner8761: 1000/1,000
[b]Intelligence +100[/b]
Rexen: 1,500/1,500
[b]1 turn of doubled rolls[/b]
theseltsamone 620/1,000
[b]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/b]
MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[b]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/b]
Trounark: 600/1,000
Ray551: 1,000/1,000
[b]Mental, -10 Strength[/b]
EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[b]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns)[/b]
NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[b]+2 Intelligence[/b]
Onforty: 1,500/1,500
Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[b]5+ Intelligence[/b]
Disgruntled: 250/1,000
[b]Inventory: Revolver x2[/b]
Maximo13: 1,000/1,000
Dustinm16: 500/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000
Darth_GW7: 550/1,000
[b]Poisoned[/b]
Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000
[b]Inventory: Iris Shroud[/b]
Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[b]+10 Charisma[/b]
killa747: 1,000/1,000
[b]+3 Intelligence[/b]
Sl344: 850/1,000
MrDestroyer: 450/1,000
Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000
[b]Devil deal pending[/b]
MEOWTFLOL: 50/1,000
[u][b]Ghosts[/b][/u]
[u][b]Allies[/b][/u]
Doctor A - 600/1,000
Festering Rat A - 99/99
[u][b]Foes[/b][/u]
Chest Mimic - 950/3,000 - [b]Immobilised[/b]
[sp]Exodus[/sp] - 9,599/9,999
[u][b]Additional[/b][/u]
Just a reminder that you can revive a dead party member with a HP transfer AND carry out another action in the same turn.
[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;27792514]lol im going take dem gm if mako doesnt update[/QUOTE]
I'm getting this strong image of you in my head as a sort of grubby little street urchin pawing at people's belongings. :byodood:
Someone else is welcome to take over once this boss battle is finished. Patience =/
[editline]2nd February 2011[/editline]
I'm going to sleep now. I'm doing nothing tomorrow morning, so I will update first thing.
[i]It would be awesome if no one swiped the GM spot while I am unconscious.[/i]
Thank you.
Use my Fame and Money to call in the Army, the Navy and the Air Force.
well you swiped my gm so lol
also why do you spoiler tag Exodus
Who the fuck just threw a bomb at me
I reload my AFK gun with 3 more explosive-rigged "bullets".
(No, you did it wrong, the command was Summon Low Orbit Ion Cannon, and I was telling you that it existed... Not to do the same command, Silly GM, Not understanding my command input)
[B]Command>[/B] [i]Attempt to Fart in the Direction of the other characters[/i]
I grab a potion and drink it to get my strength back. Then I shoot a fireball out of my hand to damage Chest Mimic
wait, what, I'm poisoned?
-snip- wait, actually...
[editline]1st February 2011[/editline]
Darth takes a needle and draws some of the poisoned blood out of his veins.
He stabs it into Exodus and injects his own toxic blood into their body.
I cast Cloud of Entrapment at Exodus
i summon a big, angry, robotic, fat, good and friendly Exodus
Shadoxa: Use my Fame and Money to call in the Army, the Navy and the Air Force.
Roll: 5 - The military seems to be very occupied, they can only spare a soldier.
Elizer: I reload my AFK gun with 3 more explosive-rigged "bullets".
Roll: 7 - You reload your AFK gun with three more explosive bullets.
Dustinm16: Attempt to Fart in the Direction of the other characters
Roll: 2 - You try and you try... You end up crapping yourself and smelling terrible.
Ray551: I grab a potion and drink it to get my strength back. Then I shoot a fireball out of my hand to damage Chest Mimic
Roll: 1 - ANTICRIT You take one of EqueLs potions and drink it in one go, you feel a lot stronger as your strength is restored. You then shoot a fireball from your hand only to watch it loop around and hit you in the face, dealing 500 damage. Ouch!
Darth_GW7: Darth takes a needle and draws some of the poisoned blood out of his veins. He stabs it into Exodus and injects his own toxic blood into their body.
Roll: 10 - CRIT You draw your poisoned blood into the needle, and while the Exodus isn't paying attention you jump onto his neck and stab him with it, releasing the poison into him. It has a stronger effect on him than you.
onforty: I cast Cloud of Entrapment at Exodus.
Roll: 5 - Your spell doesn't work, must've done something wrong - Exodus bites your ass for 300 hp.
erik802: summon a big, angry, robotic, fat, good and friendly Exodus
Roll: 6 - You gather all the things needed for an Exodus, during the spell you mess the order of the items up, you make an abomination who idolises you instead.
Ohforf: I attempt to mend MEOWTFLOL's wounds with some simple bandages and happy thoughts
Roll: 8 - You fully mend MEOWTFLOL's wounds, you feel happy for helping him inside.
50hp is sapped from SPESS MEHRINE
50hp is sapped from Darth_GW7
thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +5hp
Characters
SPESS MEHRINE: 900/1,000
Poisoned, Devil deal pending
Shadoxa: 700/1,000
erik802: 1,000/1,000
TrulliLulli:1000/1,000
BLUcody: 100/1,000
Skunky: 1000/1,000
Bromega513: 1000/1,000
SilverBullet: 1000/1,000
Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
Strange yellow colour
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 700/1,000
Inventory: AFK Gun
Rsam: 500/1,000
Inventory: Small Phial
Combiner8761: 1000/1,000
Intelligence +100
Rexen: 1,500/1,500
1 turn of doubled rolls
theseltsamone 625/1,000
+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)
MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)
Trounark: 600/1,000
Ray551: 500/1,000
Mental
EqueL: 1,000/1,000
Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns)
NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
+2 Intelligence
Onforty: 1,200/1,500
Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
5+ Intelligence
Disgruntled: 250/1,000
Inventory: Revolver x2
Maximo13: 1,000/1,000
Dustinm16: 500/1,000
Crapped Pants
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000
Darth_GW7: 500/1,000
Poisoned
Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000
Inventory: Iris Shroud
Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
+10 Charisma
killa747: 1,000/1,000
+3 Intelligence
Sl344: 850/1,000
MrDestroyer: 450/1,000
Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000
Devil deal pending
MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000
Ghosts
Allies
Doctor A - 600/1,000
Festering Rat A - 99/99
Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA)
Abomination: 150/150 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802)
Foes
Chest Mimic - 950/3,000 - Immobilised
Exodus - 9,599/9,999 POISONED, -100 HP/TURN
[editline]1st February 2011[/editline]
2sec ohforf
I jump from the rooftop, landing in a crouch (Providing I'm lucky enough to land the correct way up)
I get up and pull out my Yew longbow, double checking that my quiver is full of arrows (30)
My bow sparkles with just a hint of magical power.
Edit:
Darn it, just missed the update :P
I throw my stinking self onto Exodus!
I search for a magical weapon
Darth summons Problem Sleuth to assist him in the battle.
Then poses as a team 'cause shit just got real.
trullilulli tries to cut through the exodus with his bladed staff
I fire my entire clip at both enemies.
I order my soldier to do everything he can do against the Exodus. Everything!
(If that doesn't count as my go)
I also try to use Eye Lazors!
Chris220:I jump from the rooftop, landing in a crouch (Providing I'm lucky enough to land the correct way up) I get up and pull out my Yew longbow, double checking that my quiver is full of arrows (30) My bow sparkles with just a hint of magical power.
Roll: 3 - You jump from the rooftop, unexpectedly landing head first and getting your head stuck in the floor, dealing 300 damage. You get up and pick your Yew longbow from the ground, you double check your arrows and find only 10, the rest must have fallen out. Your bow must've landed in dustinm16s pants because it has a magical shitty smell.
Ray551: I search for a magical weapon
Roll: 2 - While searching you step on the end of a rake and comically it hits you in the head, dealing 100 damage and making you slightly dizzy, you pick up the rake - maybe it has magical powers?
Darth_GW7: Darth summons Problem Sleuth to assist him in the battle. Then poses as a team 'cause shit just got real.
Roll: 9 - You summon Problem Sleuth, then pose as a team while someone takes a photograph 'cause shit just got real.
TrulliLulli: trullilulli tries to cut through the exodus with his bladed staff
Roll: 3 - You run at the Exodus and trip over your shoelaces, cutting yourself for 200 damage.
Elizer: I fire my entire clip at both enemies.
Roll: 1 - ANTICRIT Those explosive AFKers must've plotted against you subconsciously, as you squeeze the trigger the whole magazine explodes, causing 500 damage to you.
Dustinm16: I throw my stinking self onto Exodus
Roll: 8 - Taking a sprint you throw yourself onto exodus and grab onto him, whatever you ate, he doesn't like the smell of it and throws up. You see your oppertunity and while he is distracted you punch him in the back of the head, dealing 500 damage. The Exodus also stinks now.
Shadoxa: I order my soldier to do everything he can do against the Exodus. Everything! I also try to use Eye Lazors!
Roll: 5 - The soldier fires his entire magazine at the Exodus, dealing 399 damage. You fire your Eye Lazors in his face and cause an additional 400 damage.
50hp is sapped from SPESS MEHRINE
50hp is sapped from Darth_GW7
thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +100hp
SPESS MEHRINE: 850/1,000
Poisoned, Devil deal pending
Shadoxa: 700/1,000
erik802: 1,000/1,000
TrulliLulli:800/1,000
BLUcody: 100/1,000
Skunky: 1000/1,000
Bromega513: 1000/1,000
SilverBullet: 1000/1,000
Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
Strange yellow colour
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 200/1,000
Inventory: AFK Gun
Rsam: 500/1,000
Inventory: Small Phial
Combiner8761: 1000/1,000
Intelligence +100
Rexen: 1,500/1,500
1 turn of doubled rolls
theseltsamone 725/1,000
+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)
MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)
Trounark: 600/1,000
Ray551: 400/1,000 RAKE
Mental
EqueL: 1,000/1,000
Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns)
NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
+2 Intelligence
Onforty: 1,200/1,500
Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
5+ Intelligence
Disgruntled: 250/1,000
Inventory: Revolver x2
Maximo13: 1,000/1,000
Dustinm16: 500/1,000
Crapped Pants
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000
Darth_GW7: 450/1,000
Poisoned
Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000
Inventory: Iris Shroud
Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
+10 Charisma
killa747: 1,000/1,000
+3 Intelligence
Sl344: 850/1,000
MrDestroyer: 450/1,000
Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000
Devil deal pending
MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000
Chris220: 600/1,000
Ghosts
Allies
Doctor A - 600/1,000
Festering Rat A - 99/99
Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA)
Abomination: 150/150 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802)
Foes
Chest Mimic - 950/3,000 - Immobilised
Exodus - 8,200/9,999 POISONED, -100 HP/TURN STINKS OF SHIT
seems about right
I examine the rake to find out if it has any powers
I order my Soldier to start using all of his explosives.
I take one of his army surplus medkits and start to use it.
Darth and PS: DOUBLE TEAM!
Darth and Problem Sleuth are combining their powers! Attack next turn!
I will try to call Saxton Hale again. I want him back. :saddowns:
I fuck Exodus with a rake.
I focus my magical powers and attempt to give myself more health
I attempt to kill Exodus with a blade to the face.
I attempt to transform into the Creature of Havoc.
Ray551: I examine the rake to find out if it has any powers
Roll: 1 - ANTICRIT, the rake turns to dust in your hands and you will never find out, maybe the dust has magical powers? Dust added to inventory.
Shadoxa: I order my Soldier to start using all of his explosives. I take one of his army surplus medkits and start to use it.
Roll: 9 - Your soldier tosses grenades at the exodus, they're super effective and deal 900 damage. You grab one of the soldiers medkits, but have no wounds. Medkit added to inventory.
Darth_GW7: Darth and PS: DOUBLE TEAM! Darth and Problem Sleuth are combining their powers! Attack next turn!
Roll: 5 - You team up with Problem Sleuth and kick the Exodus in the chest, dealing 200 damage.
Skunky: I will try to call Saxton Hale again. I want him back.
Roll: 5 - You leave Saxton Hale a voicemail, maybe he'll call you back?
SPESS MEHRINE: I fuck Exodus with a rake.
Roll: 3 - You forget one vital thing in your plan, you fuck the rake instead, dealing 400 damage to your penis.
TrulliLulli: I focus my magical powers and attempt to give myself more health
Roll: 9 - You focus your powers and feel the magic. You give yourself an additional 500 max health.
LieutenantLeo: I attempt to kill Exodus with a blade to the face.
Roll: 7 - You don't exactly kill Exodus but you give him a nasty scar and stick the blade through his left cheek, dealing 700 damage.
Rexen: I attempt to transform into the Creature of Havoc.
Roll: 2 - You didn't succeed this time either, you end up summonning a pet rabbit, you call him Bugs Bunny. He then dies by the hands of the Exodus.
50hp is sapped from SPESS MEHRINE
50hp is sapped from Darth_GW7
thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +100hp
SPESS MEHRINE: 400/1,000
Poisoned, Devil deal pending
Shadoxa: 700/1,000
erik802: 1,000/1,000
TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500
BLUcody: 100/1,000
Skunky: 1000/1,000
Bromega513: 1000/1,000
SilverBullet: 1000/1,000
Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
Strange yellow colour
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 200/1,000
Inventory: AFK Gun
Rsam: 500/1,000
Inventory: Small Phial
Combiner8761: 1000/1,000
Intelligence +100
Rexen: 1,500/1,500
1 turn of doubled rolls
theseltsamone 825/1,000
+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)
MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)
Trounark: 600/1,000
Ray551: 400/1,000 DUST
Mental
EqueL: 1,000/1,000
Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns)
NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
+2 Intelligence
Onforty: 1,200/1,500
Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
5+ Intelligence
Disgruntled: 250/1,000
Inventory: Revolver x2
Maximo13: 1,000/1,000
Dustinm16: 500/1,000
Crapped Pants
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000
Darth_GW7: 400/1,000
Poisoned
Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000
Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT
Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
+10 Charisma
killa747: 1,000/1,000
+3 Intelligence
Sl344: 850/1,000
MrDestroyer: 450/1,000
Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000
Devil deal pending
MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000
Ghosts
Allies
Doctor A - 600/1,000
Festering Rat A - 99/99
Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA)
Abomination: 150/150 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802)
Foes
Chest Mimic - 950/3,000 - Immobilised
Exodus - 6,900/9,999 POISONED, -100 HP/TURN STINKS OF SHIT
I eat all the children at a local orphanage to regain health.
I throw wood eating termites on the Chest Mimic
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