The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

I hate my luck! [b]Command >[/b][i]I quickly recover, then start firing volleys of arrow infused with (shit-smelling) magic[/i]

Fire a giant laser beam JUST LIKE IN ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMUZ at the mimic.

fuck Exodus with a rake

What the fuck guys, where did my luck go? :saddowns: I examine the dust for magical powers

Gives some potion in tries to heal Elizer

I take off my shitty pants and wear them on my head in an attempt to troll Exodus!

I activate my [b]COMBAT SCHEMA[/b], and fire a volley of aerosol body spray cans at Exodus.

Darth and PS unleash their charged SUPER ATTACK: [b]CANDY CORN SITH LORD[/b]

I duel Exodus' odor with my own odor in an epic battle!

Call in a group of raging furries to attack exodus for threadshitting in their Dragon Megathread

why the fuck is random.org giving me so many fucking 10s SPESS MEHRINE: I eat all the children at a local orphanage to regain health. Roll: 9 - You find a local orphanage and sneak in when its night time, you feast on every single one of their poor bodies, giving you full health. Rexen: I throw wood eating termites on the Chest Mimic Roll: 10 - CRIT, you find a conveniently placed jar of termites next to your feet, "Where did they come from?" you say. You throw the jar at the chest, breaking it. The termites escape and eat up the chest completely, leaving only iron strips behind. Chris220: I quickly recover, then start firing volleys of arrow infused with (shit-smelling) magic Roll: 1 - ANTICRIT You fire volleys of arrows into the air but they come back at you no thanks to a gust of wind. The arrows hit you and the shit magic causes extra damage. You take a total of 550 points of damage. SinjinOmega: Fire a giant laser beam JUST LIKE IN ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMUZ at the mimic. Roll: N/A - The mimics dead. Superkill307: fuck Exodus with a rake Roll: 10 - CRIT (what the fuck) You march towards the Exodus with an evil rapist grin on your face. After you show off quick moves that no inexperienced rapist could perform, both you and the Exodus are naked. With a raging erection and a rake you proceed to fuck Exodus and theres nothing he can do about it. You deal 1500 damage. Ray551: I examine the dust for magical powers Roll: 10 - CRIT The dust is traced with the rarest kind of magic powers you've never seen. This dust is deadly to whoever you throw it on. EqueL: Gives some potion in tries to heal Elizer Roll: 7 - Your good work and determination heal Elizer and he's fighting fit once again! Dustinm16: I take off my shitty pants and wear them on my head in an attempt to troll Exodus! Roll: 5 - You take off your shitty pants and wear them on your head, you smell exactly like Exodus and he doesn't seem to see you. GoldenGnome: I activate my COMBAT SCHEMA, and fire a volley of aerosol body spray cans at Exodus. Roll: 4 - Exodus blows up your cans in mid flight, sending a burning heat wave right at your face, causing 300 damage. Darth_GW7: Darth and PS unleash their charged SUPER ATTACK: CANDY CORN SITH LORD Roll: 10 - CRIT You and PS run towards Exodus and unleash your attack of amazing proportions onto Exodus, causing 1,000 damage. theseltsamone: I duel Exodus' odor with my own odor in an epic battle! Roll: 10 - CRIT (this website must be fucking up) You lock Exodus in an amazing battle of smell versus smell. Your smell finds a weak point in Exodus' smell defence and attacks, then while Exodus is recovering you attack with a powerful punch in the face, dealing 1,200 damage. ROFLBURGER: Call in a group of raging furries to attack exodus for threadshitting in their Dragon Megathread Roll: 6 - The furries bust through the door and start flaming Exodus, they get angry and start yiffing him, dealing a total of 500 damage. 50hp is sapped from SPESS MEHRINE 50hp is sapped from Darth_GW7 thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +100hp SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Poisoned, Devil deal pending Shadoxa: 700/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Strange yellow colour Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: AFK Gun Rsam: 500/1,000 Inventory: Small Phial Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 Intelligence +100 Rexen: 1,500/1,500 1 turn of doubled rolls theseltsamone 925/1,000 +5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration) MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 +2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants) Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 400/1,000 RAPE DUST (1) Mental EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns) NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 250/1,000 Inventory: Revolver x2 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 500/1,000 Crapped Pants Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 350/1,000 Poisoned Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 +10 Charisma killa747: 1,000/1,000 +3 Intelligence Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 450/1,000 Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 Devil deal pending MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000 Chris220: 50/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 1,000/1,000 Ghosts Allies Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA) Abomination: 150/150 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802) Foes Chest Mimic - 0/3,000 - DEAD Exodus - 2,600/9,999 POISONED, -100 HP/TURN STINKS OF SHIT

I now attempt to transform into a large throbbing penis

I summon Genesis

if the random thing gives my any more 10s in a row ima use a program

In a show of good sportsmanship I attempt to give Exodus my Shitty pants to cover the shame that is his raped buttocks.

I throw the dust at Exodus.

(Roll real dice like a man) I suck the poison out of SPESS MEHRINE

i got no 10 sided dice but the website seems to be good again :v:

I sharpen Gordon's Rusty Steel Crowbar to just a Steel Crowbar.

I fire knives from my armcannon at Exodus :v:

Superkill307: I now attempt to transform into a large throbbing penis Roll: 4 - You don't transform into a throbbing penis, instead you get one. Exodus punches you square in the dick for your rape, causing 300 damage. Rexen: I summon Genesis Roll: 2 - You summon nothing, Exodus interrupts with his own little spell, facerape. He punches you several times and then skullfucks you, dealing 500 damage. Dustinm16: In a show of good sportsmanship I attempt to give Exodus my Shitty pants to cover the shame that is his raped buttocks. Roll: 7 - Exodus thanks you very much for the pants, his anger seems to be going down. Ray551: I throw the dust at Exodus. Roll: N/A - You cold heartedly sprint to the beast that is Exodus, you circle around him making him dizzy and throw tiny specks of magic dust at his gargantuan nostrils. In an instant he reacts, readying for a sneeze. Ah... ah... While his mouth is open you throw the dust inside, each time he inhales the dust travels farther down his throat. Ah CH-BOOM-SNEEZE. The entire room is covered in slimy green mucus, the blast probably killed his poison too. You could've sworn you saw a red mushroom cloud exit his mouth. You deal 2,499 damage. Exodus is pleading for his life after the hell he has been put through. You, mighty Ray551 must decide his fate. theseltsamone: I suck the poison out of SPESS MEHRINE Roll: 9 - With great courage you at what first seem to be getting flirtatious with SPESS MEHRINE, you suck the poison right from his testicles and spit it out on the ground, getting rid of his poison. b0b0: I sharpen Gordon's Rusty Steel Crowbar to just a Steel Crowbar. Roll: N/A - Gordon Freeman was left behind in another realm. SinjinOmega: I fire knives from my armcannon at Exodus Roll: N/A - The fate of Exodus rests on Ray551's shoulders. 50hp is sapped from Darth_GW7 thesaltsamone regenerates with all his might. +75hp SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Devil deal pending Shadoxa: 700/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Strange yellow colour Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: AFK Gun Rsam: 500/1,000 Inventory: Small Phial Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 Intelligence +100 Rexen: 1,000/1,500 1 turn of doubled rolls theseltsamone 925/1,000 +5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration) MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 +2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants) Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 400/1,000 RAPE DUST (1) Mental EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns) NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 250/1,000 Inventory: Revolver x2 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 500/1,000 Crapped Pants Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 300/1,000 Poisoned Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 +10 Charisma killa747: 1,000/1,000 +3 Intelligence Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 450/1,000 Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 Devil deal pending MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000 Chris220: 50/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 700/1,000 Ghosts Allies Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA) Abomination: 150/150 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802) Foes Chest Mimic - 0/3,000 - DEAD Exodus - 1/1

Wait, what happend to my [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b]? I know it ran out of battery, but it's simply dissapeared from next to my character in the list. What happend to it? Anyway, I'll assume Makoskydub along with TrulliLulli just forgot about it and try to replace the negative AAA batteries in the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] with new ones.

snip you arent supposed to see that i think makoskydub removed it, ill add it in don't worry

I use my iris shroud on my soldier and send him off with his combat knife to try and slit the Exodus throat

I enrage, and attempt to insert my staff into the ass of Exodus, if critical, i wreck his shit, if unsuccessful.. :smith:

I stop the two idiots from killing Exodus. Let the one who threw the dust choose.

I will use my furry power to summon Saxton Hale! I WANT HIM!

magical game master steps in and stops all of you until ray551 has made dem decisions

Once more try and transform into throbbing penis.

After a few seconds of thinking about it, I choose to let Exodus live. He may help us on our quest (5 or more, he gets healed and is controlled by me) or get the fuck out of here (lower).