The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

reserve Ray551: After a few seconds of thinking about it, I choose to let Exodus live. He may help us on our quest (5 or more, he gets healed and is controlled by me) or get the fuck out of here (lower). Roll: 8 - Exodus has been allowed to live by you. You carefully walk over to him and spare his life. "If you try anything I'll fuck you up again" you say. Skunky: I will use my furry power to summon Saxton Hale! I WANT HIM! Roll: 10 - CRIT Saxton Hale has gotten your voicemails! He jumps through a wall shouting SAXTON HALE!!! He has finally come for you! Superkill307: Once more try and transform into throbbing penis. Roll: 2 - Your penis is made throbbing again thanks to a practical joke pulled by Spared Exodus and Ray551, a mechanical fist punches you in the goolies, causing 200 damage. Combiner8761: try to replace the negative AAA batteries in the Power harvester cannon™! with new ones. Roll: 10 - CRIT You pick up a pair of AAA batteries you find on the ground and replace the old ones, these ones must be supercharged because your power harvester cannon is now stronger and better 50hp is sapped from Darth_GW7 thesaltsamone doesn't regenerate because he's at full HP SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Devil deal pending Shadoxa: 700/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Strange yellow colour Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: AFK Gun Rsam: 500/1,000 Inventory: Small Phial Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 Intelligence +100 Upgraded Power harvester cannon™ Rexen: 1,000/1,500 1 turn of doubled rolls theseltsamone 925/1,000 +5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration) MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 +2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants) Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 400/1,000 Mental EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns) NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 250/1,000 Inventory: Revolver x2 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 500/1,000 Crapped Pants Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 250/1,000 Poisoned Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 +10 Charisma killa747: 1,000/1,000 +3 Intelligence Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 450/1,000 Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 Devil deal pending MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000 Chris220: 50/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 500/1,000 Ghosts - Allies Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA) Abomination: 150/150 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802) Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED) Foes -

Fine. I summon another Gordon Freeman, this time from Half-life 2: Episode 2, and sharpen his Rusty Steel Crowbar to a Steel Crowbar. Plus, I change my character's name to "Waramph Bonehead"

post some ideas for new monsters im going to go take a massive dump

I take some Green slime from the Wall and tell my Abomination to eat it hoping it Will give him magical powers! Monster ideas: dragon, giant, dickhead or toast.

I will scream "OH MY GOD, SAXTON HALE! YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!" :buddy:

Problem sleuth feeds darth his healing candy corn to remove his poison. Darth levels up!

I wanna fight a vagineer

New Monsters: Master Glukkon Dark Rayman Giant slice of brie Golden statue of Buddha A pack of pokemon cards

Add Saxton Hale on the Allies list, I dont want him to get lost again. :colbert:

Do that for problem sleuth too.

I use shielding tonic on all of the party members, adding +5 to defense.

alright will do reserve

This time try to transform into flying throbbing penis!

I absorb the leeching gauntlet power into my [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b], and utilise a minor part of the supercharged AAA charge to make it so that the when i hit something with it, it gives each character health which is equel to the 1 / 4 of the damage dealt. If it exceeds a characters max health, it will only give that character health equel to 1 / 8 of the damage dealt from that point on until the person has below his max health, which it will return to 1 / 4 of the damage dealt. Boy, i [i]really[/i] try too hard in order to make this balanced, don't I?

b0b0: summon gordon freeman Roll: 2 - He didn't want to come, you feel brokenhearted. erik802: I take some Green slime from the Wall and tell my Abomination to eat it hoping it Will give him magical powers! Roll: 10 - CRIT You take the green mucus from the wall and your Abomination happily eats it. Your abomination feels sick as if theres something in his stomach (2 turns digestion) Skunky: I will scream "OH MY GOD, SAXTON HALE! YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!" Roll: 1 - ANTICRIT Saxton feels you're being too unmanlu, he punches you in the mouth for 500 damage. Darth_GW7: Problem sleuth feeds darth his healing candy corn to remove his poison. Darth levels up! Roll: 9 - The candy corn was delicious and heals your poison! Darth has advanced to level 2! NecroBiologist: I use shielding tonic on all of the part members, adding +5 to defense. Roll: 1 - ANTICRIT A massive shield flies at your face, dealing 500 damage. SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Devil deal pending Shadoxa: 700/1,000 erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 500/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Strange yellow colour Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: AFK Gun Rsam: 500/1,000 Inventory: Small Phial Combiner8761: 1000/1,000 Intelligence +100 Upgraded Power harvester cannon™ Rexen: 1,000/1,500 1 turn of doubled rolls theseltsamone 925/1,000 +5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration) MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 +2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants) Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 400/1,000 Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP, UNCUT SAPPHIRE EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns) NecroBiologist: 500/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 250/1,000 Inventory: Revolver x2 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 500/1,000 Crapped Pants Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 250/1,000 Poisoned Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 +10 Charisma killa747: 1,000/1,000 +3 Intelligence Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 450/1,000 Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 Devil deal pending MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000 Chris220: 50/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 500/1,000 Ghosts - Allies Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA) Abomination: 150/150 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802) Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED) Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7) SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY) Foes -------------------------------- As you have completed the old mans task, you are teleported to a strange fishing spot. The old man says thanks and leaves a sapphire, cooked shrimp and some coins for Ray551. The travellers rest up and fish some shrimp outside of a weirdly placed bank, but a mysterious being teleports you all, another adventure. The mysterious man isn't seen again but for some strange reason foodstuffs and playing cards are charging violently at you! Foes Giant slice of brie: 5,000/5,000 Pokemon cards: 2,500/2,500 Yu-Gi-Oh cards: 2,500/2,500 combiner and superkill post now

This time try to transform into flying throbbing penis!

Darth takes out his own pack of pokemon cards. [b]GAME ON.[/b] He turns one face up...

I rip the Yu-Gi-Oh cards in half!

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;27799190]Darth takes out his own pack of pokemon cards. [b]GAME ON.[/b] He turns one face up...[/QUOTE] haha, i will laugh at you.

Missed my post there... Was it too complicated?

(Ok so I have to go now. just assume that my next move is to use the primary attack of whatever pokemon I get)

Did I miss something? Who is Kyle551? I charge my burning Cthulhu fist and attack the Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I also order Exodus to eat the Giant slice of brie for maximum damage!

yes its complicated, just post it again or make a new one i dont mind. also sorry Ray i got your name mixed up :v:

i appear out of nowhere from a poof of flames.

I open the pack of Pokemon Cards

[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;27799298]yes its complicated, just post it again or make a new one i dont mind. also sorry Ray i got your name mixed up :v:[/QUOTE] Yeah, I've changed my mind anyway. It would be too boring to stick with one power all the time. I use the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] to absorb the heart of the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, making them deranged, and use the power of heart to fire directly at the giant slice of brie, in an attemt to make it friendly. (:v:)

[b]COMMAND>[/B] Try to summon Gordon Freeman again, if that doesn't work, I summon Dr. House, and if that doesn't work, I cry in a corner.

[QUOTE=b0b0;27799517][b]COMMAND>[/B] Try to summon Gordon Freeman again, if that doesn't work, I summon Dr. House.[/QUOTE] I will help you. :buddy:

Kill Elizer.

I place a useful trap card down that will activate on an enemy attack.