The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[Shadoxa]

Order my Soldier to use his flamethrower on the brie.
I get a giant fondu set out and try to trap the now melting cheese into the pot.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I shove the giant brie up Shadoxa's ass.

[SinjinOmega]

I fight the yu-gi-oh cards with a Stall Final Countdown Yu-gi-oh deck.

[TrulliLulli]

reserve
this is the last one im going to do today

[Dustinm16]

I summon a sega dreamcast!

[Cookie53]

[QUOTE=Dustinm16;27799980]I summon a sega dreamcast![/QUOTE]

you know how frustrating that thing is?

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=Cookie53;27800120]you know how frustrating that thing is?[/QUOTE]

It had awesome games!

[Thethe]

I kill some kittens.

[MrDestroyer]

Build a robot suit for everyone.

[Cookie53]

Would you kindly make one with a type of thermal weapon?

[Disgruntled]

I scan the enemies for any weakpoints.

[theseltsamone]

I cunningly match the Pokemon cards so that each is pared with it's weakness.

Then I throw them in a fucking fire.

[TrulliLulli]

i thought i'd never finish this heh but here

Superkill307: This time try to transform into flying throbbing penis!
Roll: 7 - You try and you try again, your perseverence pays off. You transform into a flying throbbing erect penis.

Darth_GW7: Darth takes out his own pack of pokemon cards. GAME ON. He turns one face up...
Roll: 8 - I'm shit at pokemon and you just got a pikachu.

erik802: rip the Yu-Gi-Oh cards in half!
Roll: 4 - You dont succeed in ripping the cards in half, it sends a sharp card flying at you. Your abomination feels more sick, his stomach seems to be expanding. It gets bigger and bigger and then your abomination explodes. Among his flesh you find a baby dragon snotling who says "Look at me master me have wings now!"

Ray551: I charge my burning Cthulhu fist and attack the Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I also order Exodus to eat the Giant slice of brie for maximum damage!
Roll: 9 - You charge with your burning Ctulhu fist and incinerate a lot of the cards, dealing 700 damage. Exodus throws a volley of punches into the brie and deals 600 damage.

Cookie52: i appear out of nowhere from a poof of flames.
Roll: 4 - You appear out of nowhere from a poof of flames and you nearly disappear too as you catch fire. The fire burns you for 300 damage.

RavenRaze: I open the pack of Pokemon Cards
Roll: 4 - What? The cards snap at you for getting too frisky, dealing 200 damage to your poor fingers.

Combiner8761: I use the Power harvester cannon™! to absorb the heart of the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, making them deranged, and use the power of heart to fire directly at the giant slice of brie, in an attemt to make it friendly.
Roll: 2 - You misfire and shoot at yourself, the cannon absorbs 400hp and shoots it at the brie.

b0b0: Try to summon Gordon Freeman again, if that doesn't work, I summon Dr. House.
Skunky: Try to summon Gordon Freeman again, if that doesn't work, I summon Dr. House.
Roll: 7 - With your perseverence and skill you summon Gordon Freeman, a crowbar wielding man in a HEV suit.

Trounark: Kill Elizer.
Roll: 9 - With a good old fashioned uppercut you dislocate Elizers jaw, dealing 600 damage.

Rexen: I place a useful trap card down that will activate on an enemy attack.
Roll: 8 - You successfully place a trap card faced down that will activate on an enemy attack.

Shadoxa: Order my Soldier to use his flamethrower on the brie. I get a giant fondu set out and try to trap the now melting cheese into the pot.
Roll: 8 - Your soldier burns the brie but it bites back (:v:) The soldier deals 500 damage but the brie interrupts your trap and deals 200 damage to you.

SPESS MEHRINE: I shove the giant brie up Shadoxa's ass.
Roll: 10 - CRIT You march upon the giant brie with an evil look, showing no sign of fear. You grab the shaking brie forcefully and drop him by Shadoxa. You pull down Shadoxas pants without hesitation and push him over, his 1 million dollar anus in the face of everyone. You pick up the Brie and shove it right into his ass, you use your foot to make sure its all in. Shadoxa then explodes dead for 800 damage, and you dealt 800 to the shit faced brie who'll regret he ever bothered you in the first place.

SinjinOmega: I fight the yu-gi-oh cards with a Stall Final Countdown Yu-gi-oh deck.
Roll: 2 - I don't know what kind of deck the enemy had but its strategy was superior to yours in every way, dealing a crashing 500 damage to you.

Dustinm16: I summon a sega dreamcast!
Roll: 7 - Why would you want to summon that? No one understands but you go ahead and do it anyway, enjoy!

Thethe: I kill some kittens.
Roll: 7 - You kill some poor kittens. Everyone hates you for this.

MrDestroyer: Build a robot suit for everyone.
Roll: 6 - You try to be charitable but you only have enough for one robot suit, which you put on yourself - shielding you from damage.

Disgruntled: I scan the enemies for any weakpoints.
Roll: 3 - You can't find any, and while you're scanning the pokemon cards catch you offguard, dealing 300 damage, killing you.

theseltsamone: I cunningly match the Pokemon cards so that each is pared with it's weakness.
Roll: 4 Your cunning strategy isn't as cunning as you thought. You leave yourself wide open for a defence and a pikachu shocks you for 200 damage.

SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000
Devil deal pending

Shadoxa: DEAD

erik802: 1,000/1,000

TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500

BLUcody: 100/1,000

Skunky: 500/1,000

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
Strange yellow colour

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 400/1,000
Inventory: AFK Gun

Rsam: 500/1,000
Inventory: Small Phial

Combiner8761: 600/1,000
Intelligence +100
Upgraded Power harvester cannon™

Rexen: 1,000/1,500
1 turn of doubled rolls

theseltsamone 800/1,000
+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)

Trounark: 600/1,000

Ray551: 400/1,000
Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP, UNCUT SAPPHIRE

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns)

NecroBiologist: 500/1,000

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
+2 Intelligence

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
5+ Intelligence

Disgruntled: DEAD
Inventory: Revolver x2

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 500/1,000
Crapped Pants

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 250/1,000
Poisoned

Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000
Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
+10 Charisma

killa747: 1,000/1,000
+3 Intelligence

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 450/1,000
ROBOT ARMOR

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000

ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000
Devil deal pending

MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000

Chris220: 50/1,000

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 500/1,000 YOU ARE A PENIS

Cookie52: 700/1,000

Ravenraze: 800/1,000

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 KITTEN KILLER

Ghosts
-

Allies
Doctor A - 600/1,000
Festering Rat A - 99/99
Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA)
Baby Dragon Snotling AKA FIREFLY: 500/500 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802)
Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED)
Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7)
SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY)
Gordon Freeman - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0/SKUNKY)
SEGA DREAMCAST - 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY DUSTINM16)

Foes
Giant slice of brie: 3,500/5,000
Pokemon cards: 2,500/2,500
Yu-Gi-Oh cards: 1,800/2,500

this is my last for tonight someone take over

[FreddiRox!]

I wish everyone a merry Christmas and proceed to throw cats around the room.

[Skunky]

Hell yeah! High five!

I tell Saxton Hale to attack the Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Or just stare at them.

[MrDestroyer]

Heal myself to full health.

[b0b0]

[B]COMMAND>[/B] I use monster reborn on my original Gordon Freeman with 20,000 health and bring him back from the dead. There are now 2 Freemen on the field, and I get Skunky to join a rouge group of neutral players who can hurt anyone.

Also, [QUOTE=Skunky;27800829]Hell yeah! High five!

I tell Saxton Hale to attack the Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Or just stare at them.[/QUOTE]

/HIGHFIVE!

Oh, and I'm still not on the list.

I'll take over, wish me luck!

This'll be about 10 minutes.

[RaveRaze]

I summon Soulja Boy to assist us

[Rexen]

I try to determine the Yu-Gi-Oh cards next action. (Note I have a trap card placed from previous turn).

[Thethe]

I revive the dead kittens knowing all I have done is waste my time.

[erik802]

I name My dragon "firefly" and protects him to all cost

Ima sleep now, good night!

[Cookie53]

i use my trusty shotgun

On the Pokemon cards

[killa747]

i attempt to throw my wizard hat forward, trying to hit any enemy.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I'm not done with that giant brie yet. I violently assrape it in front of its family.

[Shadoxa]

> Upon my death I become even more famous where films and porn vids are made, so I attempt to send shivers done SPESS MEHRINE's spine and make him shit himself

[Cookie53]

[QUOTE=Shadoxa;27801243]> Upon my death I become even more famous where films and porn vids are made, so I attempt to send shivers done SPESS MEHRINE's spine and make him shit himself[/QUOTE]

why would you become more famous Right when you died o well i guess my poof of flames is questionable.

[Dustinm16]

I Play on my SEGA DREAMCAST in an attempt to gain health!

[b0b0]

[B]PLAYER COMMANDS[/B]
FREDDIROX: I wish everyone a merry Christmas and proceed to throw cats around the room.
ROLL: 2 You succeed at wishing a Merry Christmas, but you were too late, it already passed. For that, the cats scratch you and throw clocks and you. You lose 10 health and have bruises.

SKUNKY: I tell Saxton Hale to attack the Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Or just stare at them.
ROLL: 10 ([B]CRIT![/B]) SAXTON HAALE!! Attacks the Yu-Gi-Oh cards. 500 damage!

MRDESTROYER: Heal myself to full health.
ROLL: 8 You manage to heal your self, but to only 3/4 of your maximum health.

B0B0: I use monster reborn on my original Gordon Freeman with 20,000 health and bring him back from the dead. There are now 2 Freemen on the field, and I get Skunky to join a rouge group of neutral players who can hurt anyone.
ROLL: 1 ([B]ANTI-CRIT!)[/B]) I fail, and quite badly at that. I get Freeman back, but as a zombie, and Skunky now hates me.

SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000
Devil deal pending

Shadoxa: DEAD

erik802: 1,000/1,000

TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500

BLUcody: 100/1,000

Skunky: 500/1,000
[b]HATES B0B0[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
Strange yellow colour

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 400/1,000
Inventory: AFK Gun

Rsam: 500/1,000
Inventory: Small Phial

Combiner8761: 600/1,000
Intelligence +100
Upgraded Power harvester cannon™

Rexen: 1,000/1,500
1 turn of doubled rolls

theseltsamone 800/1,000
+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)

Trounark: 600/1,000

Ray551: 400/1,000
Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP, UNCUT SAPPHIRE

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns)

NecroBiologist: 500/1,000

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
+2 Intelligence

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
5+ Intelligence

Disgruntled: DEAD
Inventory: Revolver x2

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 500/1,000
Crapped Pants

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 250/1,000
Poisoned

Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000
Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
+10 Charisma

killa747: 1,000/1,000
+3 Intelligence

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
ROBOT ARMOR

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000

ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000
Devil deal pending

MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000

Chris220: 50/1,000

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 500/1,000 YOU ARE A PENIS

Cookie52: 700/1,000

Ravenraze: 800/1,000

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 KITTEN KILLER

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 HATED BY SKUNKY

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 Covered in bruises and late.
Ghosts
-

Allies
Doctor A - 600/1,000
Festering Rat A - 99/99
Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA)
Baby Dragon Snotling AKA FIREFLY: 500/500 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802)
Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED)
Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7)
SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY)
Gordon Freeman - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0/SKUNKY)
SEGA DREAMCAST - 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY DUSTINM16)
Zombie Freeman: 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0, NEEDS 500 HEALTH TRANSFER TO BE NORMAL.)

Foes
Giant slice of brie: 3,500/5,000
Pokemon cards: 2,500/2,500
Yu-Gi-Oh cards: 1,300/2,500

ADDITIONAL:
THIS IS HARD, I WILL ONLY DO 4 PLAYERS AT A TIME. C&C on this monstrosity welcome, I have only done this this one time.
Also, I will be double posting, but that's only to catch up with this.

[Skunky]

Saxton Hale attack the Yu-Gi-Oh cards again! Also, B0B0 YOU MORON! :colbert:

[killa747]

i try and throw my wizard robe over the enemy, trying to distract them