• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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Cast a spell to turn everyone into giant robots that can alter reality at there will.
With my rusty cheese knife I attempt to stab the Shit Poster multiple times.
I try to commit suicide.
I rape the shitposter to death
I throw a grenade at the shitposter.
I sever the shitposter with my mighty penis spear
Have hot wet gay sex with shit poster. (I miss the first one you know when I was immortal and shit like that.)
I will try to learn a little more magic spells.
I sing prayers for the holy god Emperor to inspire my team mates!
Place a large ammount of comical Warner Bros. TNT sticks in a pile that will propel XD! into the Shitposter like a weaponized idiot-cannon.
[B]Commands[/B] TehLeetPenguin: suck shit posters cock. Roll: 6 - With an uncontrollable urge to suck the Shit Poster's cock you slip and bang your head on the floor dealing 50 damage to you. Elizer: Now hyped up, I attempt to attack the Shit Poster. Roll: 3 - You over-hyped the attack and completely miss the target, thus hitting the wall dealing 100 damage to you. Nitrowing: I grapple the Shit-poster with my right hand on his right upper arm. Roll: 1 - The Shit poster dodges your grapple and grapples you than throws you across the room dealing 250 damage to you. Eva-1337: I spout profanities as ROFLBURGER kills my children. I attempt to jump down onto his head and beat it like a drum. (Non-Lethal Damage) Roll: 9 - You spout so many profanities and landed on ROFLBURGER head perfectly beating it like a drum hard knocking ROFLBURGER out. MrDestroyer: Cast a spell to turn everyone into giant robots that can alter reality at there will. Roll: 8 - You cast the spell turning everyone into semi-robotics that can alter reality at will. Rsam: With my rusty cheese knife I attempt to stab the Shit Poster multiple times. Roll: 4 - The cheese knife slips cutting your hand dealing 150 damage to you. Coridan: I try to commit suicide. Roll: 9 - For whatever reason you commit suicide hang man style. ROFLBURGER: I rape the shitposter to death Roll: 0? - Due to Eva-1337 knocking you unconscious you are unable to do anything for a short while. Sl344: I throw a grenade at the shitposter. Roll: 6 - You throw a grenade landing near the Shit Poster killing him. FlashFireSix: I sever the shitposter with my mighty penis spear Roll: 5 - You sever the lifeless body with your mighty penis spear although you must of been hitting it hard for the penis spear snaps in two. mikester112:Have hot wet gay sex with shit poster. Roll 4 - Getting a hard on for the lifeless body that was Shit Poster you decide to fuck it. Euphe: I will try to learn a little more magic spells. Roll 7 - Reading your spell book you learn a few spells. kevinseven: I sing prayers for the holy god Emperor to inspire my team mates! Roll: 9 - The prayers inspire everyone. Crazy Ivan: Place a large ammount of comical Warner Bros. TNT sticks in a pile that will propel XD! into the Shitposter like a weaponized idiot-cannon. Roll 5 - XD! disagrees with the idea. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 50 dmg Elizer: 100 dmg Nitrowing: 250 dmg ROFLBURGER: KNOCK OUT! Rsam: 150 dmg Coridan: suicided Shit Poster: Killed [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]KO*[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Shit Poster: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B] [B]Notes*[/B] A KO'ed target will be out for one round(s) --- Due to a lack of OP updates I decided to do one myself. If I did something wrong let me know.
Summon inglip
In case sonictrey or "OP" doesn't come back does anyone have ideas for new foes?
Any thing from the internet or maybe sci-fi/fantasy things? Trolls (internet type) would be a fun enemy. It could try and anger people to do damage.
[B]Commands[/B] [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]KO*[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Forum Troll A 5000/5000 Forum Troll B 5000/5000 Armored Forum Troll 7500/7500 ---- A batch of trolls appear.
Summon Inglip
I Pull out a chainsword and attempt to cut through the Armored Forum Troll's armor.
I call the kremlin and ask them to use every nuclear weapon available to russia to destroy the trolls.
I attempt to kill a Troll with a roundhouse kick to the face.
I make all the enemies disappear with my reality-altering powers.
I bend over, spread my cheeks and launch a Mega-Spidsey Web Ball at Armored Troll to immobilize him.
[B]Commands[/B] Rexen: Summon Inglip Roll: 7 - You summoned the Inglip, but it just stands around looking mindless. kevinseven: I Pull out a chainsword and attempt to cut through the Armored Forum Troll's armor. Roll: 6 - The chainsword barely cuts though the armor dealing a mere 100 damage to the troll. bobthe2lol: I call the kremlin and ask them to use every nuclear weapon available to russia to destroy the trolls. Roll: 2 - The kremlin never answered your phone calls Nitrowing: I attempt to kill a Troll with a roundhouse kick to the face. Roll: 8 - You roundhouse kick Forum Troll A like a badass dealing 2500 damage to him MrDestroyer: I make all the enemies disappear with my reality-altering powers. Roll: 6 - You use reality-altering powers to make all the enemies disappear, but the most it disappears is the armor of Armored Forum Troll making him exposed to attacks. Eva-1337: I bend over, spread my cheeks and launch a Mega-Spidsey Web Ball at Armored Troll to immobilize him. Roll: 7 - You immobilized the troll with stickily strong web. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] Armored Forum Troll: 100 Dmg Forum Troll A: 2500 damage [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 Allies (NPCs) Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Forum Troll A 2500/5000 Forum Troll B 5000/5000 Dearmored Forum Troll 7400/7500 [B]Exposed[/B], [B]Immobilized[/B] ---- If anyone wishes feel free to use my character.
I set my Las-rifle to full charge and I shoot a single blast and the Dearmored Forum Troll.
I trip over, accidentally headbutting the Dearmored Forum troll in the face.
I lick the ceiling.
Knowing that my odds are against me rolling high, I choose to do a groovy dance to distract the trolls.
[B]Commands[/B] kevinseven: I set my Las-rifle to full charge and I shoot a single blast at the Dearmored Forum Troll. Roll: 8 - You fire the over-charged rifle at the troll hitting him; the blast sets him on fire while destroying Eva-1337's immobilizing web dealing 750 damage. blazingfly: I trip over, accidentally headbutting the Dearmored Forum troll in the face. Roll: 5 - You trip over, headbutting the troll dealing 50 damage to you and the troll. FreddiRox!: I lick the ceiling. Roll: 4 - You notice a odd substance on the ceiling so you lick it; however it poisons you. Nitrowing: Knowing that my odds are against me rolling high, I choose to do a groovy dance to distract the trolls. Roll: 9 - Your slick groovy dance distract the trolls A&B. They start to question their loyalty to the Dearmored Forum Troll. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] Dearmored Forum Troll: 800 Dmg, on fire blazingfly: 50 Dmg FreddiRox!: poisoned [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Inspired[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 1000/1000 [B]Poisoned[/B] Allies (NPCs) Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Forum Troll A 2500/5000 [B]Questioning loyalty*[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Questioning loyalty*[/B] Dearmored Forum Troll 6350/7500 [B]Exposed[/B], [B]On fire[/B] [B]Notes*[/B] A foe that questions loyalty can be converted to our side.
"Forum Troll B" says I, in a heroic and charismatic voice, "Join us, and you shall achieve your 'Nirvana', you shall achieve... MAXIMUM TROLLING."
Send trolls pinapple pizza
Try and convert the Forum trolls to worship the God Emperor.
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