The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

I re-think my strategy, rearranging the Pokemon cards by pokedex number before throwing them into a fire this time.

i steal disgruntled revovlers from his dead body.

Can you hold off on the commands? This takes a while, and I'll never catch up.

I'll try to summon my main man, Gergory House.

Build a butt bot that guards me.

COMMANDS: RAVERAZE: I summon Soulja Boy to assist us ROLL: 3 You don't summon Soulja Boy because of a low roll. REXEN: I try to determine the Yu-Gi-Oh cards next action. (Note I have a trap card placed from previous turn). ROLL: 7 You manage to learn what the cards will do next, but only half of their move. THETHE: I revive the dead kittens knowing all I have done is waste my time. ROLL: 1 ([B]ANTI-CRIT![/B]) You manage to raise ZOMBEH KITTEHS! ERIK802: I name My dragon "firefly" and protects him to all cost. ROLL: 8 You train you dragon to the name, and send someone to protect him. COOKIE53: I use my trusty shotgun On the Pokemon cards. ROLL: 4 You shoot the shotgun, but it is jammed. Your shotgun is unusable for 1 turn. KILLA747: I attempt to throw my wizard hat forward, trying to hit any enemy. ROLL:9 (MINICRIT) You hit the Brie for 500 damage. SPESS MEHRINE: I'm not done with that giant brie yet. I violently assrape it in front of its family. ROLL: 5 You get up to the Brie, and stick your penis in her bum. Her family then sues you for 100 dollars. SHADOXA: Upon my death I become even more famous where films and porn vids are made, so I attempt to send shivers done SPESS MEHRINE's spine and make him shit himself ROLL:10 ([B]CRIT![/B]) You manage to send so many shivers up his spine, he is frozen and immobile for 1 turn. DUSTINM16: I Play on my SEGA DREAMCAST in an attempt to gain health! ROLL: 5 You play your Dreamcast, gaining 500 health, but also the mass of Gaben. SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Devil deal pending, IMMOBILE 1 TURN. Shadoxa: DEAD erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 500/1,000 HATES B0B0 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Strange yellow colour Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 400/1,000 Inventory: AFK Gun Rsam: 500/1,000 Inventory: Small Phial Combiner8761: 600/1,000 Intelligence +100 Upgraded Power harvester cannon™ Rexen: 1,000/1,500 1 turn of doubled rolls theseltsamone 800/1,000 +5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration) MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 +2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants) Trounark: 600/1,000 Ray551: 400/1,000 Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP, UNCUT SAPPHIRE EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns) NecroBiologist: 500/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: DEAD Inventory: Revolver x2 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,000/1,000 Crapped Pants FATTER THAN GABEN. Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 250/1,000 Poisoned Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 +10 Charisma killa747: 1,000/1,000 +3 Intelligence Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 ROBOT ARMOR Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 Devil deal pending MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000 Chris220: 50/1,000 SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 500/1,000 YOU ARE A PENIS Cookie52: 700/1,000 Ravenraze: 800/1,000 Thethe: 1,000/1,00 KITTEN KILLER B0b0: 1,000/1,000 HATED BY SKUNKY FreddiRox: 990/1,000 Covered in bruises and late. Ghosts - Allies Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA) Baby Dragon Snotling AKA FIREFLY: 500/500 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802) Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED) Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7) SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY) Gordon Freeman - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0/SKUNKY) SEGA DREAMCAST - 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY DUSTINM16) Zombie Freeman: 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0, NEEDS 500 HEALTH TRANSFER TO BE NORMAL.) Foes Giant slice of brie: 3,000/5,000 Pokemon cards: 2,500/2,500 Yu-Gi-Oh cards: 1,300/2,500 [b]EDIT[/B] I'm done for the night.

Forgot to add me bro.

Thick layers of dust and cobwebs brush off of me as I come out of hibernation, ready to feed upon the Giant Brie with savage hunger!

Immobile, I decide to take a massive dump right where I stand.

I cook enough bacon for everybody to eat.

I quit DM'ing a few minutes ago, someone take over.

i use my trusty fire enchanted axe to burn up the yugi card.

[b][i]TRULLILULLI WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO WHY IS EXODUS AN ALLY AND WHY ARE WE NOW FIGHTING AGAINST PACKS OF CARDS[/i][/b] Considering whether to bother GMing again. It's a bit like assembling Jenga and then someone else takes a turn and just topples the whole thing. Prior to crapping on it.

Somebody better fukken rez me. ...Please?

I use the power of dance to resurrect Disgruntled

Thriller or something else?

See my post below.

I enter dramatically, with a smoke machine, and epic music and everything.

[QUOTE=b0b0;27803705]RaveRaze:You use the Power Of Dance to resurrect Disgruntled. Roll 8- You try to do the thriller but fall and crack your skull -400hp.[/QUOTE] How did I roll an 8 and crack my skull?

That was my brother, we share an account. He doesn't know the internets.

I attempt to wake up and throw rocks.

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27803423][b][i]TRULLILULLI WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO WHY IS EXODUS AN ALLY AND WHY ARE WE NOW FIGHTING AGAINST PACKS OF CARDS[/i][/b] Considering whether to bother GMing again. It's a bit like assembling Jenga and then someone else takes a turn and just topples the whole thing. Prior to crapping on it.[/QUOTE] (The constant change of GMs is what keeps us in the thread, otherwise we would be bored...) I attempt to find a very strong rope.

I open a random chest.

[QUOTE=b0b0;27803854]KingOfScience: You enter and turn on your smoke machine. Roll:4 It gets to smoky and you pass out. -100hp [editline]1st February 2011[/editline] I CHANGED IT, HAPPY Sorry for caps[/QUOTE] So you changed what I had originally rolled instead of changing the outcome?

Missing the days when I was GM RaveRaze? I sympathise. *Tear*

I would vote for a total restart as I don't know whats going on, but that's probably not the best course of action. I just don't know.

I vote b0b0 stop being GM you're terrible.

Pissed off that Torunark has been trying to kill me (for some unknown reason), I attempt to reason with him. Since my Speech skill is 60, I attempt to reason with him. Should I roll a 6 or higher, Torunark will stop attacking me for 10 turns.

I give Elizer a "Meeting People" skill magazine to improve his chances of persuasion.

I'll do a quick one before I go to bed... [B]Eva-1337[/B]: Thick layers of dust and cobwebs brush off of me as I come out of hibernation, ready to feed upon the Giant Brie with savage hunger! Result: 1. [B][I]ANTICRIT[/I][/B]. Unfortunately, you forgot to prepare yourself for the hibernation. Your bones are fragile and your stomach is in serious pain. You try to move, but it hurts very badly. [B]-300 HP[/B] [B]SPESS MEHRINE[/B]: Immobile, I decide to take a massive dump right where I stand. Result: 9. You bring a new phrase to "drop it like it's hot". Your shit is literally hot. It thaws you and afterward, you feel very relieved. In fact, you feel very limber. [B]+6 Speed.[/B] [B]Rsam[/B]: I cook enough bacon for everybody to eat. Result: 3. Somehow, you managed to fuck up cooking bacon. In fact, you weren't cooking bacon, it was vegan bacon. Everyone spits it out and your self esteem takes a hit. You slash your wrists because of this. [B]-100 hp[/B] [B]Cookie53[/B]: I use my trusty fire enchanted axe to burn up the yugi card. Result: 5. Your fire axe only manages to spit out a weak flame. It slightly damages the card. [B]75 damage done[/B] [B]RaveRaze[/B]: I use the power of dance to resurrect Disgruntled Result: 3. You start to dance and Disgruntled's body moves slightly, but he is not revived. [B]KingOfScience[/B]: I enter dramatically, with a smoke machine, and epic music and everything. Result: 3. The smoke machine malfunctions and spits out too much smoke. You try to find your way in it but end up tripping on something and landing face first into the ground. [B]-125 hp[/B] [B]Dustinm16[/B]: I attempt to find a very strong rope. Result: 1. [B][I]ANTICRIT[/I][/B]. You appear to find a braided rope. You yank on it, but it doesn't budge. You yank on it some more before it finally gives out. However, you activated a classic dungeon trap. The rope lands on you, but so do a pile of boulders. [B]-350 hp[/B] [B]Torunark[/B]: I open a random chest. Result: 10. [B][I]CRIT.[/I][/B] You open the chest and lo and behold! A golden rocket launcher is now yours! It holds a clip of 4 and has +50 (points) of damage attached to it! Also found are 20 rockets for ammo. [B]Elizer[/B]: Pissed off that Torunark has been trying to kill me (for some unknown reason), I attempt to reason with him. Since my Speech skill is 60, I attempt to reason with him. Should I roll a 6 or higher, Torunark will stop attacking me for 10 turns. Result: 1. [B][I]ANTICRIT[/I][/B] Before you even finish your argument, Torunark has heard enough. He punches you again, square on in the chest. [B]-350 hp[/B] [B]Bl1tzX[/B]: I give Elizer a "Meeting People" skill magazine to improve his chances of persuasion. Result: N/A. Unfortunately, you are too late to try and aid Elizer as he has already talked to Torunark. You put the magazine back in your inventory. [B][U]Party Members:[/U][/B] [B]SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Devil deal pending, +6 Speed.[/B] Shadoxa: DEAD erik802: 1,000/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 500/1,000 HATES B0B0 [B]Eva-1337: 700/1,000[/B] Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Strange yellow colour Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [B]Elizer: 50/1,000 Inventory: AFK Gun[/B] [B]Rsam: 400/1,000 Inventory: Small Phial[/B] Combiner8761: 600/1,000 Intelligence +100 Upgraded Power harvester cannon™ Rexen: 1,000/1,500 1 turn of doubled rolls theseltsamone 800/1,000 +5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration) MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 +2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants) [B]Trounark: 600/1,000 Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 20 rockets.[/B] Ray551: 400/1,000 Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP, UNCUT SAPPHIRE EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns) NecroBiologist: 500/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence [B]KingOfScience: 875/1,000[/B] Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: DEAD Inventory: Revolver x2 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [B]Dustinm16: 650/1,000 Crapped Pants FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B] Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 250/1,000 Poisoned Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 +10 Charisma killa747: 1,000/1,000 +3 Intelligence Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 ROBOT ARMOR [B]Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user)[/B] ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 Devil deal pending MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000 Chris220: 50/1,000 SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 500/1,000 YOU ARE A PENIS Cookie52: 700/1,000 [B]RaveRaze: 800/1,000[/B] Thethe: 1,000/1,00 KITTEN KILLER B0b0: 1,000/1,000 HATED BY SKUNKY FreddiRox: 990/1,000 Covered in bruises and late. Ghosts - Allies Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA) Baby Dragon Snotling AKA FIREFLY: 500/500 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802) Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED) Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7) SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY) Gordon Freeman - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0/SKUNKY) SEGA DREAMCAST - 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY DUSTINM16) Zombie Freeman: 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0, NEEDS 500 HEALTH TRANSFER TO BE NORMAL.) Foes Giant slice of brie: 3,000/5,000 Pokemon cards: 2,500/2,500 [B]Yu-Gi-Oh cards: 1,225/2,500[/B]