The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

I train firefly to fight!

I try again to use the Power harvester cannon™! to absorb the heart of the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, making them deranged, and use the power of heart to fire directly at the giant slice of brie, in an attemt to make it friendly. This time i make sure I aimed it correctly.

I use Mad Milk on the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, then light them on fire.

I play Space Channel 5 on my Dreamcast to make everybody funky.

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27803423][b][i]TRULLILULLI WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO WHY IS EXODUS AN ALLY AND WHY ARE WE NOW FIGHTING AGAINST PACKS OF CARDS[/i][/b] Considering whether to bother GMing again. It's a bit like assembling Jenga and then someone else takes a turn and just topples the whole thing. Prior to crapping on it.[/QUOTE] [media][img]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-05-12/1242134490367.jpg[/img][/media] i'll be on in around 6 hours to gm unless someone already is

Curse my luck, again. I look around frantically for something heal me with. I spy a bottle of red liquid on the floor, go over to it and drain it in one gulp. I sure hope that was a health potion...

[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;27809873] i'll be on in around 6 hours to gm unless someone already is[/QUOTE] Like that would stop you [img]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/7816/fugl.png[/img]

I want my missed out turn repeated.

I drink a mega potion.

I place down a useful Magic Card which immediatley takes effect.

I do absolutely nothing.

[QUOTE=Dustinm16;27809605]I play Space Channel 5 on my Dreamcast to make everybody funky.[/QUOTE] Holy shit! <3 Space Channel 5 ftw. I tell Saxton Hale to attack the Pokemon Cards.

I use my flying penis powers to jizz Giant slice of brie! WHAT MAN WOULD WANT YOU NOW!

Haunt the shit out of someone until they try to rez me again.

I enter a intelligent conversation with the grim reaper and we find we have stuff in common and can will allow himself to be summoned when needed, but he can not return me to the living because he's not on break.

I polymorph the slice of brie into something else. hopefully something easy to beat. (Depends on Dice Roll on what it turns into)

i use a guitar solo to try and boost everyones attack how would this work again?

don't post any more for now please i've got a shitton to do :v:

I will post a post with Saxton Hale.

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27810457]Like that would stop you [img_thumb]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/7816/fugl.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Mako stop being a whiny little bitch And a hypocritical ass eater because you took gm off him earlier when he was asleep so quit bitching about it.

I give the power of my arm into the sapphire, forming it into a magical, blue sword which changes it's abilities on every attack. Exodus attacks the Yu-Gi-Oh cards

erik802: I train firefly to fight! Roll: 2 - Firefly is in a bad mood, he bites you in the neck for 500 damage. Combiner8761: I try again to use the Power harvester cannon™! to absorb the heart of the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, making them deranged, and use the power of heart to fire directly at the giant slice of brie, in an attemt to make it friendly. This time i make sure I aimed it correctly. Roll: 7 - You absorb the heart of the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, reducing their health (and max health) by 800 and fire it at the giant slice of brie. The heart wasn't as friendly as you thought it would be - it made the brie very angry indeed. Necrobiologist: I use Mad Milk on the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, then light them on fire. Roll: 3 - Woops! You accidently drop the milk bottle on the ground, the Yu-Gi-Oh cards fight back with Blue Eyes White Dragon, dealing 400 damage. Dustinm16: I play Space Channel 5 on my Dreamcast to make everybody funky. Roll: 7 - Everyone starts getting funky, party members start to dance and now deal 100 more damage. Chris220: I look around frantically for something heal me with. I spy a bottle of red liquid on the floor, go over to it and drain it in one gulp. I sure hope that was a health potion... Roll: 3 - You drink poison, which will sap 20hp per turn for 5 turns. Bl1tzX: I drink a mega potion. Roll: 7 - You drink a potion and gain +5 strength. Rexen: I place down a useful Magic Card which immediatley takes effect. Roll: 3 - The card slips out of your hand and trying to pick it up, you are tripped by SPESS MEHRINE and bang your head on the ground, causing 300 damage and slight dizzyness. b0b0: I do absolutely nothing. Roll: 5 - You do absolutely nothing. Skunky: Holy shit! <3 Space Channel 5 ftw. I tell Saxton Hale to attack the Pokemon Cards. Roll: 8 - Saxton Hale agrees and clotheslines the pokemon cards, dealing 600 damage. Superkill307: I use my flying penis powers to jizz Giant slice of brie! WHAT MAN WOULD WANT YOU NOW! Roll: 2 - You were nearly there but you jizzed in your penis eyes, causing blindness in your right eye. SinjinOmega: I polymorph the slice of brie into something else. hopefully something easy to beat. (Depends on Dice Roll on what it turns into) Roll: 4 - You transform the slice of brie into an even bigger slice of brie, increasing his max health by 500. Cookie53: i use a guitar solo to try and boost everyones attack how would this work again? Roll: 5 - It doesn't work due to you not practising your guitar skills, everyone laughs at you. Ray551: I give the power of my arm into the sapphire, forming it into a magical, blue sword which changes it's abilities on every attack. Exodus attacks the Yu-Gi-Oh cards Roll: 6 - You didn't manage to give the power of your arm to the sapphire, you now have a sore arm and you wish you looked over how this works one more time. Exodus punches the yu-gi-oh cards for 300 damage. Party Members (everyone is funky, 100+ damage): 20hp sapped from Chris220 SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Devil deal pending, +6 Speed. Shadoxa: DEAD erik802: 500/1,000 TrulliLulli:1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: 500/1,000 HATES B0B0 Eva-1337: 700/1,000 Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Strange yellow colour Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 50/1,000 Inventory: AFK Gun Rsam: 400/1,000 Inventory: Small Phial Combiner8761: 600/1,000 Intelligence +100 Upgraded Power harvester cannon™ Rexen: 700/1,500 1 turn of doubled rolls theseltsamone 800/1,000 +5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration) MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 +2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants) Trounark: 600/1,000 Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 20 rockets. Ray551: 400/1,000 Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP, UNCUT SAPPHIRE EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns) NecroBiologist: 400/1,000 MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence KingOfScience: 875/1,000 Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: DEAD Inventory: Revolver x2 Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 650/1,000 Crapped Pants FATTER THAN GABEN. Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 250/1,000 Poisoned Shadoxa: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Iris Shroud, MEDKIT Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 +10 Charisma killa747: 1,000/1,000 +3 Intelligence Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 ROBOT ARMOR Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000 Devil deal pending MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000 Chris220: 30/1,000 (POISONED, 5 TURNS) SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 500/1,000 YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND IN RIGHT EYE Cookie52: 700/1,000 RaveRaze: 800/1,000 Thethe: 1,000/1,00 KITTEN KILLER B0b0: 1,000/1,000 HATED BY SKUNKY FreddiRox: 990/1,000 Covered in bruises and late. Ghosts - Allies Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA) Baby Dragon Snotling AKA FIREFLY: 500/500 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802) Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED) Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7) SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY) Gordon Freeman - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0/SKUNKY) SEGA DREAMCAST - 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY DUSTINM16) Zombie Freeman: 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0, NEEDS 500 HEALTH TRANSFER TO BE NORMAL.) Foes Giant slice of brie: 3,500/5,500 Pokemon cards: 1,900/2,500 Yu-Gi-Oh cards: 125/2,500

My trap card activates on me taking damage. (Note it was a positive trap when being placed earlier, so it has a guaranteed positive effect with 1 being the lowest positive effect and 10 being the highest). I also attempt to leech life off the giant slice of brie. (Using my double roll). 3 Rolls total.

I try to form the magical sword again, this time more carefully. But before, I place the shrimp somewhere on the ground, so anyone in the group can take it.

Revive me god damn it my soldier needs a leader

i use the playing guitar for dummys on my self.

I try to revieve Shadoxa with my furry power. Because it worked with Saxton Hale.

I tell Gordon Freeman and Zombie Freeman to attack the Brie.

I use the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] to absorb the power of shadoxas medkit, and fire it on Chris220 to heal him.

I strangle Skunky with its own intestines because I hate furries, and no one revives someone I just killed.