The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I ask the Medic to heal me with his Medigun.
I steal some antidote from someone's pocket, and drink it... hoping it'll restore me back to my former glory (none :saddowns:)
I give the rest of the team magic jizz to drink to strengthen there powers!
i read a book!
[QUOTE=erik802;27815225]i read a book![/QUOTE]
Or else be forced to watch the pagemaster what was the movie about again?
Brie is cheese. Cheese is easily melted. MICRO-WAVE :v:
Why am I at 250 health and poisoned again? I thought I got cured and healed and shit?
anywho
Darth casts FIREBALL at the pokemon cards (sob)
Darth's PIKACHU uses THUNDERBOLT at the giant slice of brie
Problem Sleuth fires his Pez gun at the giant slice of brie.
so whos going to continue this?
I fire my golden rocket launcher at the Yugi-oh cards.
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;27805918]I vote b0b0 stop being GM you're terrible.[/QUOTE]
That was my brother on my account. I changed the post.
I put on my Magicka Special Wizard costume and attmept to cast ArcaneLightning at Pokeman cards.
I attempt to unlock my pressure-points using ancient acupuncture to heal myself of damage and increase my stats.
I cast Timelock on the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, then wail on them.
I open a mystery box in order to obtain a new weapon.
[QUOTE=EqueL;27801874]I'll try to summon my main man, Gergory House.[/QUOTE]
This.
i summon my felguard, who has strong muscles but no weapons or armor.
Welcome to Happy Hour! Apparently Random.org is feeling extra generous and has spat out a series of high rolls.
Rexen: My trap card activates on me taking damage. (Note it was a positive trap when being placed earlier, so it has a guaranteed positive effect with 1 being the lowest positive effect and 10 being the highest).
Roll: 8. Your trap card dissolves into a white energy and absorbs into you. You have gained the power of healing. You can choose to regenerate health for yourself (+200, takes 1 turn) or heal others (+100, takes 1 turn)
Rexen: I also attempt to leech life off the giant slice of brie. (Using my double roll).
Roll: 9. Knowing about the brie's magical healing properties, you stick a needle into the brie's soft exterior and pull out a red-looking liquid. You boil the liquid before drinking it, and gain +300 HP. -300 HP to the Brie.
Ray551: I try to form the magical sword again, this time more carefully. But before, I place the shrimp somewhere on the ground, so anyone in the group can take it.
Roll: 5. You manage to form a sword, however no magical qualities are attached. You place the shrimp on the ground right in front of you.
Cookie53: I use the Playing Guitar For Dummies on my self.
Roll: 6. You understand the basic concepts of playing guitar and are able to play simple guitar riffs.
Skunky: I try to revive Shadoxa with my furry power. Because it worked with Saxton Hale.
Roll: 10. [B]CRIT[/B]. You somehow manage to charm Death with your powers and he gives Shadoxa another chance at life and sends him back to help you and your comrades. He is sent back with 500hp.
b0b0: I tell Gordon Freeman and Zombie Freeman to attack the Brie.
Roll: 8. Both Freeman team up and preform a team attack on the Brie. -500 hp.
Combiner8761: I use the [B]Power harvester cannon™![/B] to absorb the power of shadoxas medkit, and fire it on Chris220 to heal him.
Roll: 6. You manage to snatch Shadoxa's medkit, however, you screw up the absorption process and Chris only gets a fraction of the healing he would've received from normal application. +50hp
SPESS MEHRINE: I strangle Skunky with its own intestines because I hate furries, and no one revives someone I just killed.
Roll: 7. You forgot you aren't Chuck Norris, but you do manage to choke Skunky out. (Skunky's unconscious for 1 turn.)
Elizer: I ask the Medic to heal me with his Medigun.
Roll: 9. He hears your cry for help and rushes to your side. You aren't Heavy, but you'll have to do for now since he's almost at full Ubercharge. He overbuffs you (lasts 4 turns) and gains Ubercharge. However, he hears another cry for his aid, and runs off.
Chris220: I steal some antidote from someone's pocket, and drink it... hoping it'll restore me back to my former glory.
Roll: 5. You successfully pickpocket someone. However, you only pull out pocket lint. (Pocket lint added to inventory)
Superkilll307: I give the rest of the team magic jizz to drink to strengthen there powers!
Roll: 9. You somehow manage to convince everyone to drink your jizz. Anyone who is active (had an action this turn) has gained +3 strength.
erik802: I read a book!
Roll: 4. You read a book. You feel no different.
Darth_GW7: Darth casts FIREBALL at the pokemon cards (sob)
Roll: 9. You hit all the cards and they catch on fire. (-150hp, 3 turns of afterburn -25hp each turn)
Darth's PIKACHU uses THUNDERBOLT at the giant slice of brie
Roll: 8. It hits successfully for 300hp
Problem Sleuth fires his Pez gun at the giant slice of brie.
Roll: 5. It hits the Brie, but does no noticable damage.
Torunark: I fire my golden rocket launcher at the Yugi-oh cards.
Roll: 10. [B]CRIT.[/B] You unload your entire clip onto the Yugioh cards. Each of them deal 500 damage (2,000 total) and thus, overkilling them. The splash damage also deals -200hp to the Brie and Pokemon Cards.
UnamusedRussian: I put on my Magicka Special Wizard costume and attmept to cast ArcaneLightning at Pokeman cards.
Roll: 10. [B]CRIT[/B]. You cast Arcane Lightning. It's so powerful, you're nearly blinded. However, you see the cards are severely damaged. -750 hp.
Eva-1337: I attempt to unlock my pressure-points using ancient acupuncture to heal myself of damage and increase my stats.
Roll: 8. You manage to unlock 60% of your pressure points. You gain 300hp and gain +5 defense.
NecroBiologist: I cast Timelock on the Yu-Gi-Oh cards, then wail on them.
Roll: N/A. You are too late to cast your spell as they are all dead.
RaveRaze: I open a mystery box in order to obtain a new weapon.
Roll: 6. You open the box but instead of finding a weapon, you find a small potion that can heal 100hp.
EqueL: I'll try to summon my main man, Gergory House.
Roll: 8. He bursts through a wall on his motorcycle and gives you a slight nod. He is interrupted by a phone call from his team and aids them on helping a case. He only responds to you unless you grant permission to ONE (1) other party member.
Killa747: I summon my felguard, who has strong muscles but no weapons or armor.
Roll: 2. You summon your Felgaurd, however he arrives bloody, beaten, bruised, you name it, it happened to him. How he managed to survive and make it to your location is a miracle. He is only controllable by you.
[B][U]Party Members[/U][/B]
[B]SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000
Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]erik802: 400/1,000
+3 Strength[/B]
TrulliLulli: 1,300/1,500
BLUcody: 100/1,000
[B]Skunky: 500/1,000
HATES b0b0. (Unconscious for 1 turn.) +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]
Bromega513: 1000/1,000
SilverBullet: 1000/1,000
Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
Strange yellow colour
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
[B]Elizer: 1,500/1,000
Inventory: AFK Gun. Overbuffed (lasts 4 turns, -125hp per turn until back to 1,000hp). +3 Strength[/B]
Rsam: 400/1,000
Inventory: Small Phial
[B]Combiner8761: 600/1,000
Intelligence +100, +3 Strength
Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]
[B]Rexen: 1,000/1,500
Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +3 Strength[/B]
theseltsamone 800/1,000
+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)
MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)
[B]Trounark: 600/1,000
Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 16 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Ray551: 400/1,000
Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]EqueL: 1,000/1,000
Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]
[B]NecroBiologist: 400/1,000
+3 Strength[/B]
MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
+2 Intelligence
KingOfScience: 875/1,000
Onforty: 1,200/1,500
Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
5+ Intelligence
Disgruntled: DEAD
Inventory: Revolver x2
[B]UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
+3 Strength[/B]
Maximo13: 1,000/1,000
Dustinm16: 650/1,000
Crapped Pants
FATTER THAN GABEN.
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000
[B]Darth_GW7: 230/1,000
Poisoned, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Shadoxa: 500/1,000
Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]
Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
+10 Charisma
[B]killa747: 1,000/1,000
+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]
Sl344: 850/1,000
MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
ROBOT ARMOR
Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH
ROFLBURGER: 200/1,000
Devil deal pending
MEOWTFLOL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Chris220: 60/1,000 (POISONED, 4 TURNS)
Inventory: Pocket lint. +3 Strength[/B]
SinjinOmega: 500/1,000
GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000
[B]Superkill307: 500/1,000 YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND IN RIGHT EYE
+3 Strength[/B]
[B]Cookie53: 700/1,000
Can play basic guitar riffs. +3 Strength[/B]
[B]RaveRaze: 800/1,000
+3 Strength[/B]
Thethe: 1,000/1,00 KITTEN KILLER
[B]B0b0: 1,000/1,000 HATED BY SKUNKY
+3 Strength[/B]
FreddiRox: 990/1,000 Covered in bruises and late.
Ghosts
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[B]Actions[/B]:
Chris220 and DARTH_GW7 are poisoned for -20 damage
Brie slams itself on Erik802 and deals 100 damage.
Allies
Doctor A - 600/1,000
Festering Rat A - 99/99
Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA)
Baby Dragon Snotling AKA FIREFLY: 500/500 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802)
Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED)
Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7)
SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY)
Gordon Freeman - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0/SKUNKY)
SEGA DREAMCAST - 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY DUSTINM16)
Zombie Freeman: 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0, NEEDS 500 HEALTH TRANSFER TO BE NORMAL.)
Pikachu: 250/250 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7)
Dr. Gregory House: 5,000/5,000 (CONTROLLED BY EQUEL AND ONE OTHER PERSON HE CHOOSES)
Felguard: 500/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY KILLA747)
Foes
[B]Giant slice of brie: 2,200/5,500[/B]
[B]Pokemon cards: 800/2,500 (Afterburn: 3 turns, -25hp per)[/B]
[B]Yu-Gi-Oh cards: 0/2,500 [U]DEAD[/U][/B]
[U][I]Notes[/I][/U]
Due to how long this update was, I may have missed one or two folks. If there are any mistakes, please let me know. Oh, and the only reason I GM'ed is because of the length. Please don't hate me :frown:
i heal everyone who needs it. Except for enemies.
[QUOTE=Superkilll307;27813701]Mako stop being a whiny little bitch And a hypocritical ass eater because you took gm off him earlier when he was asleep so quit bitching about it.[/QUOTE]
A. I was GM before that, not that it matters because
B. He hadn't asked to continue GMing for a specific timeframe. erik was next in line to be GM, not Trulli, and erik agreed to wait until the next day to take over from me.
Nice flame though, kid.
[QUOTE=b0b0;27819745]That was my brother on my account. I changed the post.[/QUOTE]
A likely story. =D
Posted the GM. Please look 2 posts above.
I tie Skunky's intestines around his neck, and using my speed I run up to a Boeing 747 just as it is taking off. I tie Skunky to the landing gear as the plane leaves, killing him in a glorious, bloody, rage filled furry hate crime.
I'm going to continue to complain in a ghostly manner until someone revives me.
I transfer 200 hp to Disgruntled in order to revive him.
read the advance version of how to play the guitar and play a solo that speeds up my allys. (1+ extra action for 3 turns)
Dickslap A slice of brie
Due to my new found strength, I wave an oversized sword towards the Pokemon Cards.
I play thriller to make the zombie kittens fight for me.
I call Issac Clarke and see if he wants to help a bud out.
I don my Unusual Headcrab Hat, which adds a +5 boost to my defense. Using this boost I attack the brie with a Force Blast.
I attempt yet again to transform into the Creature of Havoc with my newfound strength (which increases my roll).
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