• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
    1,225 replies, posted
I attempt to eat the Giant slice of Brie!
I attack the slice of Brie with my newly acquired sword.
I use jizz all over self in hope to become superman!
I read a bigger book with dust on it.
I dust myself off and order my soldier to use his medical supplies on me. I try to summon the Grim Reaper by using SPESS MEHRINE as a sacrifice
for the last time I'm not goddamn poisoned yeesh Darth's PIKACHU uses FLASH! Darth uses FLASH! Problem sleuth cringes in horror!
I eat the pocket lint, hoping it has some sort of beneficial health-related power
I run at the Giant Brie with a vengence and perform a deadly rising cresent kick, yelling "GENOCIDE CUTTER"! My inner 'cheap-ass fight game boss' attempts to emerge in the process.
I activate specializations for the party and use "Battlemage" specialization. :hist101:
I try to revive the dead thread
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;27839070]I try to revive the dead thread[/QUOTE] Roll: 1 ANTI CRIT You successfull failed at revieving the thread.
TETSUMAKII SENPUU KYAKU yeah
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27825823] A likely story. =D[/QUOTE] It's true! Did you see how, when [u]I[/u] GM'd, I did the whole thing, and when he GM'd, did one player. He never browses FP, it's usually me! When he does, I tell him to use proper grammar, and he usually doesn't. Also, when he does, he ends up saying the wrong thing, and not knowing what to do. Hence, the one command post, no: foes, players, allies, inv., everything else. In other news, I tell both Freeman to pull out there crowbars. Regular has Steel Crowbar, Zombie has Infected Steel Crowbar, which does less damage by 10.
I try to heal my felguard.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;27839070]I try to revive the dead thread[/QUOTE] I'm waiting for this thread to die and disappear and so I can make my own, better organised one. And be tyrannical about GMing. :v: [editline]4th February 2011[/editline] Also, I daresay you protest too much b0b0. How [i]incriminating[/i]
[quote=makoskydub;27844681]i'm waiting for this thread to die and disappear and so i can make my own, better organised one. And be tyrannical about gming. :v: [editline]4th february 2011[/editline] also, i daresay you protest too much b0b0. How [i]incriminating[/i][/quote] I'M TELLIN' THA FRIGGIN' TRUTH GOSH! /caps
Someone GM...
oh god how many pages to catch up on [editline]4th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27844681]I'm waiting for this thread to die and disappear and so I can make my own, better organised one. And be tyrannical about GMing. :v: [editline]4th February 2011[/editline] Also, I daresay you protest too much b0b0. How [i]incriminating[/i][/QUOTE] your idea will kill the thread
Attempt to patch myself up again. Need more health.
MEOWTFLOL Action: i heal everyone who needs it. Except for enemies. Roll: 5 Outcome: You end up only healing yourself for 300 hp. SPESS_MEHRINE Action: I tie Skunky's intestines around his neck, and using my speed I run up to a Boeing 747 just as it is taking off. I tie Skunky to the landing gear as the plane leaves, killing him in a glorious, bloody, rage filled furry hate crime. Roll: 7 Outcome: You punch Skunky so hard that your hand breaks through his skin, grabbing his intestines he screams and tries to retaliate, you then tie it around his neck. The 747 is too fast for you to catch up so you proceed to strangle Skunky, dealing 500 damage, killing him. Rsam Action: I transfer 200 hp to Disgruntled in order to revive him. Roll: 4 Outcome: You accidently transfer 100 more than you hoped, giving him 300hp and ressurrecting him. Cookie53 Action: read the advance version of how to play the guitar and play a solo that speeds up my allys. (1+ extra action for 3 turns) Roll: 7 Outcome: You read a guitar magazine with in-detail instructions on how to play a sweet ass solo. ROFLBURGER Action: Dickslap A slice of brie Roll: 2 Outcome: The slice of brie catches your dick, and breaks it, dealing 400 damage and killing you. Due to your deal with the devil, he asks you to pick a person to die with you. Bl1tzX Action: Due to my new found strength, I wave an oversized sword towards the Pokemon Cards. Roll: 9 Outcome: You skillfully wave your sword and slice the Pokemon Cards, dealing 700 damage. Thethe Action: I play thriller to make the zombie kittens fight for me. Roll: 7 Outcome: You play the epic song and soon several zombie kittens are under your command. Elizer Action: I call Issac Clarke and see if he wants to help a bud out. Roll: 2 Outcome: Issac is busy killing monsters, he never gets your call. NecroBiologist Action: I don my Unusual Headcrab Hat, which adds a +5 boost to my defense. Using this boost I attack the brie with a Force Blast. Roll: 6 Outcome: Donning a headcrab hat which adds 5+ defence, You attack the Brie with a force blast, dealing 200 damage. Rexen Action: I attempt yet again to transform into the Creature of Havoc with my newfound strength (which increases my roll). Roll: 7 Outcome: You transform into the Creature of Havoc, increasing your maximum hp to 5,000 and giving you 10+ strength. You feel weak and can't move after your transformation, frozen for 1 turn. Dustinm16 Action: I attempt to eat the Giant slice of Brie! Roll: 1 Outcome: ANTICRIT, You get ready to feast yourself on the giant slice of brie with your trusty spoon but your plan backfires when the Brie feasts on you with a saw instead, dealing 600 damage. Ray551 Action: I attack the slice of Brie with my newly acquired sword. Roll: 9 Outcome: You run up to the Brie and thrust the sword upwards through the slice, splitting the brie in two and dealing 400 damage to both peices. Superkill307 Action: I use jizz all over self in hope to become superman! Roll: 4 Outcome: You jizz al over your self and blind both of your eyes, stinging them for 200 damage. erik802 Action: I read a bigger book with dust on it. Roll: 5 Outcome: Blowing the dust off you open a big book and read it, but you can't understand anything. Shadoxa Action: I dust myself off and order my soldier to use his medical supplies on me. I try to summon the Grim Reaper by using SPESS MEHRINE as a sacrifice Roll: 1 Outcome: ANTICRIT, SPESS MEHRINE doesn't play around, he doesn't like your plan and beats you to death in an unrelentless raged attack, dealing 700 damage. Darth_GW7 Action: Darth's PIKACHU uses FLASH! Darth uses FLASH! Problem sleuth cringes in horror! Roll: 4 Outcome: Pickachu and you flash, but it only lasts for a second, you guys must've ran out of power, Problem Sleuth cringes in horror at this. Chris220 Action: I eat the pocket lint, hoping it has some sort of beneficial health-related power Roll: 7 Outcome: The pocket lint was very tasty, it gives you 400 health. Eva-1337 Action: I run at the Giant Brie with a vengence and perform a deadly rising cresent kick, yelling "GENOCIDE CUTTER"! My inner 'cheap-ass fight game boss' attempts to emerge in the process. Roll: 7 Outcome: You run at one of the brie peices and perform your crescent kick, yelling "GENOCIDE CUTTER". Sadly you don't feel powerful enough and your cheap ass fight game boss doesn't emerge. You dealt 400 damage against Smaller slice of brie A. Mr_Anderson Action: I activate specializations for the party and use "Battlemage" specialization. Roll: 1 Outcome: ANTICRIT, You didn't read the manual properly and activate random specializations breaking your character. You gain -10 luck. killa747 Action: I try to heal my felguard. Roll: 6 Outcome: You heal your felguard somewhat, giving it 700 health. Disgruntled Action: Attempt to patch myself up again. Need more health. Roll: 9 Outcome: You heal yourself to full health. Party Members SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength erik802: 400/1,000 +3 Strength TrulliLulli: 1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: DEAD HATES b0b0. +3 Strength Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000 +3 Strength +5 Defense Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 Strange yellow colour Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,500/1,000 Inventory: AFK Gun. Overbuffed (lasts 4 turns, -125hp per turn until back to 1,000hp). +3 Strength Rsam: 100/1,000 Inventory: Small Phial Combiner8761: 600/1,000 Intelligence +100, +3 Strength Upgraded Power harvester cannon™ Rexen: 5,000/5,000 Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength, FROZEN (1 TURN) theseltsamone 800/1,000 +5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration) MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 +2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants) Trounark: 600/1,000 Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 16 rockets. +3 Strength Ray551: 400/1,000 Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength EqueL: 1,000/1,000 Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength NecroBiologist: 400/1,000 +3 Strength MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 +2 Intelligence KingOfScience: 875/1,000 Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Revolver x2 UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000 +3 Strength Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 50/1,000 Crapped Pants FATTER THAN GABEN. Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 230/1,000 NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength Shadoxa: DEAD Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 +10 Charisma killa747: 1,000/1,000 +3 Intelligence, +3 Strength Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 ROBOT ARMOR Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH ROFLBURGER: DEAD MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 Chris220: 460/1,000 Inventory: +3 Strength SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 300/1,000 YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND +3 Strength Cookie53: 700/1,000 Can play awesome guitar solos RaveRaze: 800/1,000 +3 Strength Thethe: 1,000/1,00 KITTEN KILLER B0b0: 1,000/1,000 HATED BY SKUNKY +3 Strength FreddiRox: 990/1,000 Covered in bruises and late. Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 -10 LUCK Ghosts - Actions: Chris220 and DARTH_GW7 are poisoned for -20 damage Brie slams itself on Erik802 and deals 100 damage. Allies Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 (CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA) Baby Dragon Snotling AKA FIREFLY: 500/500 (CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802) Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 (CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED) Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7) SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY) Gordon Freeman - 10,000/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0/SKUNKY) SEGA DREAMCAST - 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY DUSTINM16) Zombie Freeman: 1,000/1,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0, NEEDS 500 HEALTH TRANSFER TO BE NORMAL.) Pikachu: 250/250 (CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7) Dr. Gregory House: 5,000/5,000 (CONTROLLED BY EQUEL AND ONE OTHER PERSON HE CHOOSES) Felguard: 1,300/10,000 (CONTROLLABLE BY KILLA747) ZOMBIEKITTENA: 250/250 ZOMBIEKITTENB: 250/250 ZOMBIEKITTENC: 250/250 Foes Smaller slice of brie A: 200/3,000 Smaller slice of brie B: 600/3,000 Pokemon cards: 75/2,500 (Afterburn: 2 turns, -25hp per) Yu-Gi-Oh cards: 0/2,500 DEAD also guys please only post your commands on one line, makes it easier, e.g. I kick you. Ally A shoots you. [B]instead of[/B] I kick you. Ally A shoots you.
Finally, some good luck! Command> Now I'm a bit more stable in terms of health, I resume firing arrows at the nearest foe
I use the medium health pack in my inventory to recover 400 hp.
I pull out a magic coin to try and negate my bad luck :smug:
Darth slices brie A into smaller pieces and eats them. Pikachu doesn't particularly likes brie, so continues attacking the pokemon cards. Problem Sleuth throws up into his hat, still disgusted by Darth's exhibitionism.
I join the battle. Summon Pedobear.
[b]COMMAND>[/B] I tell the Freemen to attack the Brie's again.
I fire off one shot at the Pokemon cards to finish them off.
I drink my own jizz in a bid to restore health.
I order Exodus to finish off the remaining pieces of Brie.
I conjure a surprisingly light shield that is bigger than me, increasing my overall defence.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.