• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I try to get magical powers.
I use the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] to absorb the powers of ROFLBURGER's devil, making it (and ROFLBURGER:smug:) unable to kill anybody, and store it for later use.
I combine the zombie kittens with a baby dragon corpse.
I poke the Pokemon Card for maximium damage.
i use my flamethrower in hopes of destroying the brie. god i love the edit button.
I redial Issac's number and leave him a voicemail.
How did you get Issac's number?
I send my felguard in to attack the Brie B.
Slice my enemies to pieces with plasma.
I fall through the sky, encased in a drop pod that lands on Brie B, blowing the fuck out of it. I hop out, decked out in Enforcers armor with a holy bolt pistol(unlimited ammo :P) and Flame Sword of Badassness. Warhammer 40k ftw.
rise from your grave.
Sorry, but , bump! I didn't want to do this, this is a good thread. I'd hate to see it die.
is someone going to revive it? because i feel too lazy to make the rolls.
As I mentioned before, when this one dies I will make another one, rigged a bit tighter than this. Tbh I probably won't encourage/allow multiple GMs, and on the days I'm in college I obviously won't update it until a certain time each day. Player's inventories will be set when they join the game (They'll pick the objects they wish to bring with them, beyond that they'll have to find stuff in the dungeon. No pulling machine guns or whatever out of a hat at will.) I'm also thinking about having a Dungeon Map. If you all don't like the sound of that, then I guess bump this thread and continue bugging each other to GM. I'm pretty busy so I don't mind not doing it, I think it'd be fun though.
[quote=MakoSkyDub;383015]As I mentioned before, when this one dies I will make another one, rigged a bit tighter than this. Tbh I probably won't encourage/allow multiple GMs, and on the days I'm in college I obviously won't update it until a certain time each day. Player's inventories will be set when they join the game (They'll pick the objects they wish to bring with them, beyond that they'll have to find stuff in the dungeon. No pulling machine guns or whatever out of a hat at will.) I'm also thinking about having a Dungeon Map. If you all don't like the sound of that, then I guess bump this thread and continue bugging each other to GM. I'm pretty busy so I don't mind not doing it, I think it'd be fun though. [/quote] Just make a new thread for it. Waiting for this thread to die will take a while since I may update it soon.
[QUOTE=Rsam;28020704]Just make a new thread for it. Waiting for this thread to die will take a while since I may update it soon.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;28020604]If you all don't like the sound of that, then I guess bump this thread and continue bugging each other to GM. [b]I'm pretty busy so I don't mind not doing it, I think it'd be fun though.[/b][/QUOTE]
I decided to update. [B]Commands[/B] Chris220: Now I'm a bit more stable in terms of health, I resume firing arrows at the nearest foe. Roll: 5: You start firing arrows at Smaller slice of brie A but you only manage to hit with one arrow dealing 50 Dmg. NecroBiologist: I use the medium health pack in my inventory to recover 400 hp. Roll: 2: You fucked up the healing process wasting the pack. Mr Anderson: I pull out a magic coin to try and negate my bad luck Roll: 4: You manage to pull out a magic coin but it slips your fingers falling down into the sewer. Darth_GW7: Darth slices brie A into smaller pieces and eats them. Roll: 8: You enjoy slicing brie A into the smallest bloodly bits of pieces, hell you enjoy it so much you feast on the bits healing you back up to max. PHrag: I join the battle. Summon Pedobear. Roll: 1: You Summon a black bear that then mauls you killing you. b0b0: I tell the Freemen to attack the Brie's again. Roll: 10: Freemen hits the Brie here and there and kills him. Disgruntled: I fire off one shot at the Pokemon cards to finish them off. Roll: 8: Fired one hell of a shot tearing the cards up. Superkilll307: I drink my own jizz in a bid to restore health. Roll: 5: you manage choke on your own jizz killing you. Ray551: I order Exodus to finish off the remaining pieces of Brie. Roll: -: The Bries are dead. Bl1tzX: I conjure a surprisingly light shield that is bigger than me, increasing my overall defence. Roll: 5: You conjure a shield that increases defence by 2 erik802: I try to get magical powers. Roll: 3: You conjure no magical powers. Combiner8761: I use the Power harvester cannon™! to absorb the powers of ROFLBURGER's devil, making it (and ROFLBURGER) unable to kill anybody, and store it for later use. Roll: 4: You must of messup or something because nothing happens. Thethe: I combine the zombie kittens with a baby dragon corpse. Roll: 2: Even if you did have a baby dragon corpse you probably couldn't combine them. Trounark: I poke the Pokemon Card for maximium damage. You poke at whats left of the card. Cookie53: i use my flamethrower in hopes of destroying the brie. You burn whats left of the brie. Elizer: I redial Issac's number and leave him a voicemail. Roll: 6: Issac is too busy to get the message. [B]Party Members[B] SPESS MEHRINE: 1,000/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength[/B] erik802: 400/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] TrulliLulli: 1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: [B]DEAD [B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B] Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B] Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [B]Strange yellow colour[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,500/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK Gun. Overbuffed (lasts 4 turns, -125hp per turn until back to 1,000hp). +3 Strength[/B] Rsam: 100/1,000 [B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B] Combiner8761: 600/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] theseltsamone 800/1,000 [B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 [B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B] Trounark: 600/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 16 rockets. +3 Strength[/B] Ray551: 400/1,000 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B] NecroBiologist: 400/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [B]+2 Intelligence[/B] KingOfScience: 875/1,000 Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [B]5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2 UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 50/1,000 [B]Crapped Pants[/B] [B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B] Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 [B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B] Shadoxa: DEAD [B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [B]+10 Charisma[/B] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 [B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B] ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B] MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 Chris220: 460/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B] [B]+3 Strength[/B] Cookie53: 700/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B] RaveRaze: 800/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] +3 Strength FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [B]-10 LUCK[/B] PHrag 0/0 [b]DEAD[/b] [B]Ghosts[/B] - [B]Allies[/B] Doctor A - 600/1,000 Festering Rat A - 99/99 Soldier: 1,500/1,500 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY SHADOXA)[/B] Baby Dragon Snotling AKA FIREFLY: 500/500 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY ERIK802)[/B] Spared Exodus - 9,999/9,999 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY RAY551 AND WHOEVER RAY PERMITS, CAN'T BE LOST UNLESS KILLED)[/B] Problem Sleuth - 9,666/9,666 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7)[/B] SAXTON HALE - 10,000/10,000 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY SKUNKY)[/B] Gordon Freeman - 10,000/10,000 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0/SKUNKY)[/B] SEGA DREAMCAST - 1,000/1,000 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY DUSTINM16)[/B] Zombie Freeman: 1,000/1,000 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY B0B0, NEEDS 500 HEALTH TRANSFER TO BE NORMAL.)[/B] Pikachu: 250/250 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY DARTH_GW7)[/B] Dr. Gregory House: 5,000/5,000 [B](CONTROLLED BY EQUEL AND ONE OTHER PERSON HE CHOOSES)[/B] Felguard: 1,300/10,000 [B](CONTROLLABLE BY KILLA747)[/B] ZOMBIEKITTENA: 250/250 ZOMBIEKITTENB: 250/250 ZOMBIEKITTENC: 250/250 [B]Foes[/b] Smaller slice of brie A: 0/3,000 [B]Dead[/B] Smaller slice of brie B: 0/3,000 [B]Dead[/B] Pokemon cards: 0/2,500 [B]Dead[/B]
[:wtc: I left him a voicemail, how could his phone not get it?] I give up on calling Issac and instead decide to turn my AFK gun into a baseball bat.
Next enemy? Fish. Lost of them.
Fish and Sea Cucumbers. Action: I insert appropriate batteries into a taser.
I voicemail my old friends the Brotherhood of Steel and we recieve exlucive suits of T-51b power armour (Next enemy some kind of dragon :downs: )
The FP Party ventures out to high seas in a big ass boat, along the way they encounter schools of monstrous fish, mutated Sea Cucumbers and a pissed off sea dragon oh my. [B]Party Members[/B] [B]Ghosts[/B] - [B]Allies[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Schools of Monstrous Fish 40,000/40,000 Mutated Sea Cucumber 45,000/45,000 Pissed off Dragon 100,000/100,000 --- New batch of foes In case your wondering no none of you have been deleted. Except for Allies they did not manage to get on the boat.
I use my "Meeting People" Magazine and then convince the Old Chinese Lady who is the cook on the ship to eat the Mutated Sea Cucumber.
I rip Bl1tzX's arms off to use as makeshift clubs against the Mutated Sea Cucumber.
I dump poisoned fish feed into the water to feed the Monstrous Fishes.
[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;28021594]I voicemail my old friends the Brotherhood of Steel and we recieve exlucive suits of T-51b power armour[/QUOTE] This again, forgot the enemy was dead :byodood:
im just gonna use my High energy emitting weapons on the Mutated sea cucumber.
I slap the Dragon.
i press the hidden button.
[B]Commands[/B] Bl1tzX: I use my "Meeting People" Magazine and then convince the Old Chinese Lady who is the cook on the ship to eat the Mutated Sea Cucumber. Roll: 9: Using your "Meeting People" Magazine you convince the Old Chinese Lady that the Mutated Sea Cucumber is high in both protean and fat, thus shes starts to eat the fuck out of the Cucumber eating away 10,000hp. SPESS MEHRINE: I rip Bl1tzX's arms off to use as makeshift clubs against the Mutated Sea Cucumber. Roll: 5: Oh shit you slip on the floor banging 100 dmg to you, but you did manage to find a mannequin so you rip it's arms off. NecroBiologist: I dump poisoned fish feed into the water to feed the Monstrous Fishes. Roll: 3: Oh god you screw up dumping all of the feed on you, and boy are the Fishes hungry they jump on you tearing you up tearing you 300 hp, but on other the hand they are poisoned. Mr Anderson: I voicemail my old friends the Brotherhood of Steel and we receive exclusive suits of T-51b power armor. Roll: 4: Oh they got the message all right, they ship the most exclusive suits of T-51b non-power armor. Cookie53: im just gonna use my High energy emitting weapons on the Mutated sea cucumber. Roll: 7: Grabbing your little makeshift laser weapon you shoot up the Mutated sea cucumber with hot energy burning 5,000 hp into it. b0b0: I slap the Dragon. Roll: 6: Feeling daring you bitch slap the Dragon dealing 1 dmg to it. erik802: i press the hidden button. Roll: 9: The button makes you hidden. [B]Party Members[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 900/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength[/B] erik802: 400/1,000 [B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B] TrulliLulli: 1,300/1,500 BLUcody: 100/1,000 Skunky: [B]DEAD [B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B] Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B] Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [B]Strange yellow colour[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,500/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK Gun. Overbuffed (lasts 4 turns, -125hp per turn until back to 1,000hp). +3 Strength[/B] Rsam: 100/1,000 [B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B] Combiner8761: 600/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] theseltsamone 800/1,000 [B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 [B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B] Trounark: 600/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 16 rockets. +3 Strength[/B] Ray551: 400/1,000 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B] NecroBiologist: 100/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [B]+2 Intelligence[/B] KingOfScience: 875/1,000 Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [B]5+ Intelligence Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2 UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 50/1,000 [B]Crapped Pants[/B] [B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B] Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 [B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B] Shadoxa: DEAD [B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [B]+10 Charisma[/B] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 [B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B] ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B] MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 Chris220: 460/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B] [B]+3 Strength[/B] Cookie53: 700/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B] RaveRaze: 800/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] +3 Strength FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [B]-10 LUCK[/B] PHrag 0/0 [b]DEAD[/b] [B]Ghosts[/B] - [B]Allies[/B] Old Chinese Lady 500/500 [B]Foes[/b] Schools of Monstrous Fish 40,000/40,000 [b]Poisoned -lose 100 hp per turn for 2 turns.[/b] Mutated Sea Cucumber 30,000/45,000 Pissed off Dragon 99,999/100,000
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