The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[Mr Anderson]

I make a magic medallion to stop my F***ing bad luck :sigh:

[b0b0]

Sweet my slap worked!

[b]COMMAND>[/b] Call on the MCP (Master Control Program) to take the seas over for me.

[backwardspy]

I refine my aim a little, and resume firing upon the nearest foe

[Cookie53]

OverCharge my Makeshift lazor and make it fire at a random targets while playing fitting music.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Mr Anderson: I make a magic medallion to stop my F***ing bad luck
Roll: 9: The Old Chinese Lady feels your pain and gives you a green coated medallion flipping your luck to +10

b0b0: Call on the MCP (Master Control Program) to take the seas over for me.
Roll: 4: The MCP recently experienced a crash and will not be online for a while.

Chris220: I refine my aim a little, and resume firing upon the nearest foe.
Roll: 8: Refining your aim you fire a round in to the Sea Cucumber dealing 250 dmg.

Cookie53: OverCharge my Makeshift lazor and make it fire at a random targets while playing fitting music.
Roll: 6: You manage to Charge the lazor some , And you fire it at random fish killing around 105 fish. All of this while playing fitting music.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 900/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength[/B]

erik802: 400/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,300/1,500

BLUcody: 100/1,000

Skunky: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,125/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun. Overbuffed (lasts 1 turns, -125hp per turn until back to 1,000hp). +3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 100/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 600/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 800/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 600/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 16 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 400/1,000
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 100/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 875/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 50/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 460/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 0/1000 [b]DEAD[/b]

[B]Ghosts[/B]
-

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500

[B]Foe Reinforcements[/b]
Oh no the ECA [Environmental Control Agency] protests against our violence and sends 2 soldiers.

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 39,895/40,000 [b]Poisoned -lose 100 hp per turn for 1 turns.[/b]
Mutated Sea Cucumber 29,750/45,000
Pissed off Dragon 99,999/100,000
ECA Soldier 1 5,000/5,000
ECA Soldier 2 5,000/5,000

[backwardspy]

Sheathing my bow, I whip out my blade and start muttering under my breath, hoping to imbue it with some wonderful powers

[Cookie53]

I Summon that annoying Sun from super mario Bros, i also play on my guitar for a random stat.

[Crazy Ivan]

I reveal what I've been lurking around deviously constructing.

A kickin-rad subway combat wagon! (Do not laugh. Is glorious soviet technology to be having.)

And attack the god damned sea cucumber because it's phallic.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I shove the Mutated Sea Cucumber up ECA Soldier 1's ass.

[Mr Anderson]

I make my last plea for help off of the Brotherhood of steel, while wearing my lucky medalion

[Trounark]

I attack the Soldiers with my golden rocket launcher then proceed to wank furiously.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Chris220: Sheathing my bow, I whip out my blade and start muttering under my breath, hoping to imbue it with some wonderful powers
Roll: 5: You mutter under your breath hoping to imbue your blade but nothing happens.

Cookie53: I Summon that annoying Sun from super mario Bros, i also play on my guitar for a random stat.
Roll: 6: The angry sun is too angry to be summoned, but you play your guitar that seems to calm the Pissed off Dragon.

Crazy Ivan: attack the god damned sea cucumber because it's phallic.
Roll: 4: You hop in your subway combat wagon but every single shot misses the cucumber.

SPESS MEHRIN: I shove the Mutated Sea Cucumber up ECA Soldier 1's ass.
Roll: 8: You grab the Cucumber and shove it completely up ECA Soldier 1's ass.

Mr Anderson: I make my last plea for help off of the Brotherhood of steel, while wearing my lucky medalion
Roll: 10: The Brotherhood responds to this by sending a vertibird.

Trounark: I attack the Soldiers with my golden rocket launcher then proceed to wank furiously.
Roll: 7: You fire of a rocket that manages to hit both of the soldiers dealing 2,500 dmg

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 900/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength[/B]

erik802: 400/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,300/1,500

BLUcody: 100/1,000

Skunky: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 100/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 600/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 800/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 600/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 400/1,000
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 100/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 875/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 50/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 460/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 0/1000 [b]DEAD[/b]

[B]Ghosts[/B]
-

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500
Brotherhood of steel Vertibird 10,000/10,000 [b](Controllable by Mr Anderson)[/b]

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 39,795/40,000
Mutated Sea Cucumber 0/45,000 [b]Shoved up in ECA Soldier 1's ass.[/b]
Calm Dragon 99,999/100,000
ECA Soldier 1 2,500/5,000
ECA Soldier 2 2,500/5,000

[b0b0]

FIne. I summon all four of "The Beatles" and attempt to summon MPC until he appears.

[Jakkalen]

I attempt to cast some magic on my sword to get some magical effect on it before attacking the dragon

[Cookie53]

i use my makeshift Lazor-RapidFire Music Repeater or LRMR on the ECA Soldiers .

[NecroBiologist]

I try (again) to heal myself, this time with a small medpack from my inventory.

(God I have the shittiest luck.)

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
b0b0: FIne. I summon all four of "The Beatles" and attempt to summon MPC until he appears.
Roll: 6: The "Beatles" refuse to be summoned as for the MCP it gives you limited commands for a console.

Ray551: I attempt to cast some magic on my sword to get some magical effect on it before attacking the dragon
Roll: 3: Your sword turns in to a dull wooden sword.

Cookie53: I use my makeshift Lazor on the ECA Soldiers.
Roll: 9: You grab your Lazor and fire 5 shots of hot energy into both of the ECA Soldiers burning 1,500 dmg to both, Your Lazor is now depleted of energy.

NecroBiologist: I try (again) to heal myself, this time with a small medpack from my inventory.
Roll: 7: You grab the med-pack rip it up and used whatever medical aid you could find restoring 700 hp.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 900/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength[/B]

erik802: 400/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,300/1,500

BLUcody: 100/1,000

Skunky: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 100/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 600/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 800/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 600/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 400/1,000
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 875/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 50/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 460/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 0/1000 [b]DEAD[/b]

[B]Ghosts[/B]
-

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500
Brotherhood of steel Vertibird 10,000/10,000 [b](Controllable by Mr Anderson)[/b]

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 39,795/40,000
Mutated Sea Cucumber 0/45,000 [b]Shoved up in ECA Soldier 1's ass.[/b]
Calm Dragon 99,999/100,000
ECA Soldier 1 1,000/5,000
ECA Soldier 2 1,000/5,000

[Cookie53]

I recharge my lazor with a more Energized Cell.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I take a massive shit on ECA Soldier 1's face.

[NecroBiologist]

I toss a grenade at the ECA Soldiers, then take cover.

[nouvellehalf]

I join the party as a very successful but Generic Elven Healing Druid.

I insta-heal everyone in the party to full health.

[Synapseudo]

I tell the Old Chinese Lady that the Dragon is from European culture, and thus must be eliminated to preserve her own culture's dragons.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Cookie53: I recharge my lazor with a more Energized Cell.
Roll: 5: You charge up the makeshift lazor.

SPESS MEHRINE: I take a massive shit on ECA Soldier 1's face.
Roll: 2: The ECA Soldier is pissed off about your recent action that before you can get a chance to shit he pumps you full of hot lead blasting away 800 hp.

NecroBiologist: I toss a grenade at the ECA Soldiers, then take cover.
Roll: 6: You overly tossed the grenade that it goes overboard blowing up 600 fish.

Arctic-Zone: I insta-heal everyone in the party to full health.
Roll: 4: Meh you only healed 50hp.

Bl1tzX: I tell the Old Chinese Lady that the Dragon is from European culture, and thus must be eliminated to preserve her own culture's dragons.
Roll: 8: The Lady agrees, and hands you a key that unlocks the armory.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 150/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength[/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500

BLUcody: 150/1,000

Skunky: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 450/1,000
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 850/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 460/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 0/1000 [b]DEAD[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1000/1000

[B]Ghosts[/B]
-

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500
Brotherhood of steel Vertibird 10,000/10,000 [b](Controllable by Mr Anderson)[/b]

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 39,195/40,000
Mutated Sea Cucumber 0/45,000 [b]Shoved up in ECA Soldier 1's ass.[/b]
Calm Dragon 99,999/100,000
ECA Soldier 1 1,000/5,000
ECA Soldier 2 1,000/5,000
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This is all of the updates I can do tonight for now anyway.

[Cookie53]

I play a awesome Guitar solo That boosts everyone stats including me with Heriosm (100+ damage 3+turns)

[PrivateNomad]

Enter the battle with a big blue portal with rainbows pouring out

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I eat PrivateNomad's soul to regain health.

[NecroBiologist]

Targeting the ECA Soldiers and using the mighty power of GAK, I throw the goop in their eyes in an attempt to lower their accuracy.

[Orckrast]

Orckrast reenters the battle with his trusty fleshlight! (Google it)

[Elizer]

Batter up! I take a home run swing at the school of fish.

[Synapseudo]

I look around in the armoury for...Well, stuff.