The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[backwardspy]

I cast a healing spell on myself and 4 of the nearest allies

[Mr Anderson]

I order my vertiberd to fire Enviromentelist-seaking missiles

[Hoppenheimer]

I appear out of the blue with my magic spells and cast lightning on both ECA Soldiers.

[Jakkalen]

I attack one random enemy with my now wooden sword

[nouvellehalf]

I get the party to defend me, as I am non-combat.

[Nubsy]

Watch Artic-Zone's back, viciously waving a rolled-up newspaper at anything that dares attack him.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Cookie53: I play a awesome Guitar solo That boosts everyone stats including me with Heriosm (100+ damage 3+turns)
Roll: 5: The solo only boosts your stats with Hero (+50 damage for 2 turns)

PrivateNomad: Enter the battle with a big blue portal with rainbows pouring out.
Roll: 3: You open a portal right over the sea causing you fall into the sea with the fish eating away 500 hp.

SPESS MEHRINE: I eat PrivateNomad's soul to regain health.
Roll: 6: You don't know where PrivateNomad is so you just eat someone else's soul regaining you 400 hp.

NecroBiologist: Targeting the ECA Soldiers and using the mighty power of GAK, I throw the goop in their eyes in an attempt to lower their accuracy.
Roll: 8: You grab a hand full of goop and throw it at the ECA Soldiers, you manage to hit ECA Soldier 2 causing him to go overboard drowning him.

Orckrast: Orckrast reenters the battle with his trusty fleshlight!
Roll: 4: A nearby janitor spots the fleshlight and takes it from you what a jeck.

Elizer: Batter up! I take a home run swing at the school of fish.
Roll: 7: Fish just popup at you and hit them with your bat scoring 1,195 home runs.

Bl1tzX: I look around in the armoury for...Well, stuff.
Roll: 5: The armoury was already looted except for a big box of illegal fireworks.

Chris220: I cast a healing spell on myself and 4 of the nearest allies
Roll: 6: You only heal 300 hp for yourself.

Mr Anderson: I order my vertiberd to fire Enviromentelist-seaking missiles.
Roll: 7: The vertiberd fires a missile at ECA Soldier 1 killing him

Killer112: I appear out of the blue with my magic spells and cast lightning on both ECA Soldiers.
Roll: -: You're a little late and lost the chance to cast lightning.

Ray551: I attack one random enemy with my now wooden sword
Roll: 6: You feel the need to kill some fish and you manage to kill around 500 of the damn things.

Arctic-Zone: I get the party to defend me, as I am non-combat.
Roll: 5: Instead of convincing the party to defend you, you just grab a random person to use as a shield.

Nubsy: Watch Artic-Zone's back, viciously waving a rolled-up newspaper at anything that dares attack him.
Roll: 8: You Watch Artic-Zone's back ready to beat the shit out of anything that dares attack him.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 550/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength[/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500

BLUcody: 150/1,000

Skunky: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 450/1,000
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 850/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 760/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Hero (+50 damage for 2 turns)[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 0/1000 [b]DEAD[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1000/1000 [b]Has a human shield that adsorbs damage 200/200.[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000

Orckrast 1000/1000

Killer112 1000/1000

Nubsy 1000/1000

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500
Brotherhood of steel Vertibird 10,000/10,000 [b](Controllable by Mr Anderson)[/b]

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 37,500/40,000
Mutated Sea Cucumber 0/45,000 [b]Shoved up in ECA Soldier 1's ass.[/b]
Calm Dragon 99,999/100,000
ECA Soldier 1 0/5,000 [b]Dead[/b]
ECA Soldier 2 0/5,000 [b]Drowned[/b]

[Xaphoon]

I enter the battle out of nowhere and equip my Plastic Sword of Triumph (+5 Courage) and stare sternly at the water to draw out harmless fish to stab while the others are fighting Monstrous Fish.

[EFG]

I join in the fight with my Gigantic Drill (+10 manliness) and proceed to charge mindlessly at the enemy while screaming my attack name out loud.

[NecroBiologist]

I toss TNT into the school of fish. Blast fishing ahoy!

[sonictrey]

Poison the water with the fish

[Synapseudo]

I aim the illegal fireworks at the calm dragon, light them and run away.

[PrivateNomad]

Look for a chest of secrets

[Cookie53]

I Use My Electro Gun to Zap most of the fish in the water.

[Teracotta]

[QUOTE=Teracotta;27913599]I fall through the sky, encased in a drop pod that lands on the closest enemy, blowing the fuck out of it. I hop out, decked out in Enforcers armor with a holy bolt pistol(a shit ton of ammo :P) and Flame Sword of Badassness. Warhammer 40k ftw.[/QUOTE]

Reposted to get back in.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I snort 12 pounds of cocaine to regain the rest of my health.

[backwardspy]

I swing my blade wildly and lop off the left foreleg of the calm dragon

[Nubsy]

Stop guarding Artic-zone and charge the dragon, leaping up in the air before bringing the newspaper down on his head, cleaving it in two through the power of papercuts.

[Mr Anderson]

I check inside the vertiberd just incase the brotherhood "accidentally" left any weapons in there

[Hoppenheimer]

I use lightning on the water and when some of the fishes are dead, I give the fish to the party for them to regain health. Fried fish, anyone?

[b0b0]

I find out what my limited commands are.

[nouvellehalf]

I train to increase my agility by five!

Also, there should be a Steam group so we can chat our commands.

[b0b0]

I agree! Steam DND!

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
AeroSinthetic: I enter the battle out of nowhere and equip my Plastic Sword of Triumph (+5 Courage) and stare sternly at the water to draw out harmless fish to stab while the others are fighting Monstrous Fish.
Roll: 7: The fish jump up one after one while you stab around 500 fish also this gives you +5 Courage

EFG: I join in the fight with my Gigantic Drill (+10 manliness) and proceed to charge mindlessly at the enemy while screaming my attack name out loud.
Roll: 4: You join in with your tiny Drill (+10 womanliness) and charge mindlessly at the enemy; however, you slip and bang your head for 100 dmg.

NecroBiologist: I toss TNT into the school of fish. Blast fishing ahoy!
Roll: 6: You blow up around 750 fish.

sonictrey: Poison the water with the fish.
Roll: 5: The water is Poisoned, thus Poisoning 250 fish.

Bl1tzX: I aim the illegal fireworks at the calm dragon, light them and run away.
Roll: 7: the fireworks go bang in trails of light however one of the fireworks hits the calm dragon banging 1,999 hp and it pisses him off.

PrivateNomad: Look for a chest of secrets
Roll: 4: You look in a chest of secrets and find a note saying [i]"You're going to die in 7 days."[/i]

Cookie53: I Use My Electro Gun to Zap most of the fish in the water.
Roll: 8: The zapper zaps 2,000 fish.

Teracotta: I fall through the sky, encased in a drop pod that lands on the closest enemy, blowing the fuck out of it. I hop out, decked out in Enforcers armor with a holy bolt pistol(a shit ton of ammo :P) and Flame Sword of Badassness. Warhammer 40k ftw.
Roll: 7: Encased in a drop pod you land on the Dragon's tail smashing it which smashes 1,000 hp.

SPESS MEHRINE: I snort 12 pounds of cocaine to regain the rest of my health.
Roll: 5: You snort 12 pounds of cocaine that regains the rest of your health this in turn makes you high and pissed off.

Chris220: I swing my blade wildly and lop off the left foreleg of the calm dragon
Roll: 3: Well you did swing the blade but it misses and the dragon reacts by smashing you down for 400 hp.

Nubsy: Stop guarding Arctic-zone and charge the dragon, leaping up in the air before bringing the newspaper down on his head, cleaving it in two through the power of papercuts.
Roll: 4: You get an Idea and you jump at the dragon with newspaper in hand, but the dragon sees you as dinner and swallows you whole.

Mr Anderson: I check inside the vertiberd just incase the brotherhood "accidentally" left any weapons in there
Roll: 8: Well you do find a BFG 9000 but other than that nope.

Killer112: I use lightning on the water and when some of the fishes are dead, I give the fish to the party for them to regain health. Fried fish, anyone?
Roll: 6: You use lightning and Fried around 2,000 fish.

b0b0: I find out what my limited commands are.
Roll: -: You know; commands for controlling things. It is a MCP after all.

Arctic-Zone: I train to increase my agility by five!
Roll: 7: You train your agility up to +4

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength, High and pissed off [/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500

BLUcody: 150/1,000

Skunky: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 450/1,000
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 850/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 360/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Hero (+50 damage for 2 turns)[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 0/1000 [b]DEAD[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1000/1000 [b]Has a human shield that adsorbs damage 200/200., +4 agility[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000

Orckrast 1000/1000

Killer112 1000/1000

Nubsy 1000/1000 [B]swallowed by the Dragon (Must fight to get out)[/B]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B]

EFG 900/1000 [b](+10 womanliness)[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000

Teracotta 1000/1000

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500
Brotherhood of steel Vertibird 10,000/10,000 [b](Controllable by Mr Anderson)[/b]

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 34,000/40,000
Pissed off Dragon 97,000/100,000 [B]Tail smashed[/b]
----
You guys can start the steam group yourselves.

[NecroBiologist]

I take the fragmented bone shards from the dragon's crushed tail and hurl them at its eyes.

[ilikeminifridge]

My character's attacks

rape: no damage, lifetime of regret effect
get money: gain wealth to buy items

[Cookie53]

I Combine my Make-Shift Lazor Rifle with my Zapper for a heavy electro lazor.

[EFG]

I proceed to replace my TINY DRILL with GIGANTIC DRILL, attempting to drill through the PISSED OFF DRAGON.

[Xaphoon]

I stop stabbing fish and turn to the Pissed Off Dragon. Calmly approaching it due to my new found courage, I attempt to reason with the dragon while secretly calling in a Super Secret Airstrike with hand signals.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
NecroBiologist: I take the fragmented bone shards from the dragon's crushed tail and hurl them at its eyes.
Roll: 6: You missed the eyes completely but you at least hit the dragon for 50 hp.

Cookie53: I Combine my Make-Shift Lazor Rifle with my Zapper for a heavy electro lazor.
Roll: 8: You jury rig the weapons together making a Make-Shift heavy electro lazor

EFG: I proceed to replace my TINY DRILL with GIGANTIC DRILL, attempting to drill through the PISSED OFF DRAGON.
Roll: 7: You replace your TINY DRILL with a Semi-GIGANTIC DRILL and almosted drilled through the DRAGON drilling away 1,950 hp.

AeroSinthetic: I stop stabbing fish and turn to the Pissed Off Dragon. Calmly approaching it due to my new found courage, I attempt to reason with the dragon while secretly calling in a Super Secret Airstrike with hand signals.
Roll: 4: Well approaching it wasn't the problem, but the Airstrike landed on Mr Anderson's Vertibird destroying it

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength, High and pissed off [/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500

BLUcody: 150/1,000

Skunky: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 450/1,000
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 850/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 360/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Hero (+50 damage for 2 turns)[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 0/1000 [b]DEAD[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1000/1000 [b]Has a human shield that adsorbs damage 200/200., +4 agility[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000

Orckrast 1000/1000

Killer112 1000/1000

Nubsy 1000/1000 [B]swallowed by the Dragon (Must fight to get out)[/B]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B]

EFG 900/1000 [b](+10 womanliness)[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000

Teracotta 1000/1000

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500
Brotherhood of steel Vertibird 0/10,000 [b]Destroyed[/b]

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 34,000/40,000
Pissed off Dragon 95,000/100,000 [B]Tail smashed[/b]