The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[nouvellehalf]

My permanent health should be slightly higher. I mean, I'm a master in the art of healing and I'm non-combat. I roll to raise my health by 400.

[Cookie53]

I fire My heavy electro lazor onto the pissed off dragon.

[Synapseudo]

I unsheathe my long sword of +5 sharpness and attempt slicing off the dragon's tail.

[PrivateNomad]

I feed poisonous fish food the the Fish!

[nouvellehalf]

BYE

be back tomorrow

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Arctic-Zone: My permanent health should be slightly higher. I mean, I'm a master in the art of healing and I'm non-combat. I roll to raise my health by 400.
Roll: 7: You pick up a potion and dranked it. You feel your max health increase by 200.

Cookie53: I fire My heavy electro lazor onto the pissed off dragon.
Roll: 4: The dragon is oddly resistant to electricity, You do no damage.

Bl1tzX: I unsheathe my long sword of +5 sharpness and attempt slicing off the dragon's tail.
Roll: 6: You take your sword and slice off the tail the dragon whelps in pain.

PrivateNomad: I feed poisonous fish food to the Fish!
Roll: 10: You send down poisonous fish food and the fish are very hungry. Around 30,000 eat and die.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength, High and pissed off [/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500

BLUcody: 150/1,000

Skunky: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 450/1,000
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 850/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: [B]DEAD[/B]
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: [B]DEAD[/B]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 360/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 0/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND, Dead[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Hero (+50 damage for 2 turns)[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 0/1000 [b]DEAD[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]Has a human shield that adsorbs damage 200/200., +4 agility[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000

Orckrast 1000/1000

Killer112 1000/1000

Nubsy 1000/1000 [B]swallowed by the Dragon (Must fight to get out)[/B]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B]

EFG 900/1000 [b](+10 womanliness)[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000

Teracotta 1000/1000

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 4,000/40,000
Pissed off Dragon 95,000/100,000 [B]Tail sliced off , Resistant to electricity, whelping in pain[/b]

[PrivateNomad]

Holy fuck, I owned those fish. Anyways:

I swallow a penis enlargment pill to gain +5 endurance!

[MutantBadger]

I jump into Never Ending Dungeon thread and use consume soul on that bear on a unicycle.

[Cookie53]

I Use my Axe to Cut off the Dragons head.

[Synapseudo]

In the event that Cookie53 does not cut off the Dragon's head, I grab my hammer and break the dragon's head.

Otherwise, I eat some bread.

[backwardspy]

In the event that neither Bl1tzX or Cookie53 manage to remove the dragon's head, I swing my blade at the dragon's neck

[Nubsy]

Claw my way out of the dragon's stomach, taking a memento with me. (Something simple, like it's heart.)

[nouvellehalf]

I revive all dead members of the party USING MY DIRECT-REVIVE SKILL BECAUSE HEALERS HAVE THAT

YES

no zombieness for my buddies :h:

[Hoppenheimer]

Suddenly, a sword drops from the sky and it falls to my hand. I use it to slash the Pissed off Dragon.

[Mr Anderson]

While mouring the loss of my vertiberd i check to see if there was a warrenty :smug:

[Jakkalen]

I eat the shrimp myself and I attempt to add 1000 to my max HP

[Teracotta]

I build on my weapons, making them +10% damage. I empty a clip from my bolter into the dragons chest while batting fish out of the air with my Fire Sword of Badass-ness.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

In a cocaine-fueled rage, I rip the dragon's legs off and start eating them.

[Orckrast]

I unzip my pants and take off my shirt, i also take out my fleshlight mini and proceed with jacking off artic zone.

[nouvellehalf]

[QUOTE=Orckrast;28097319]I unzip my pants and take off my shirt, i also take out my fleshlight mini and proceed with jacking off artic zone.[/QUOTE]

you ass

sexual harassment man

[Orckrast]

His dirty talk then arouses me into a sexual rampage.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]

PrivateNomad: I swallow a penis enlargement pill to gain +5 endurance!
Roll: 7: You swallow a "pill" that give +2 endurance

MutantBadger: I jump into Never Ending Dungeon thread and use consume soul on that bear on a unicycle.
Roll: 4: Consume soul on that bear on a unicycle? What bear on a unicycle? Oh that bear. Well you don't consume any soul.

Cookie53: I Use my Axe to Cut off the Dragons head.
Roll: 6: You only cut the neck for 500 dmg.

Bl1tzX: I grab my hammer and break the dragon's head.
Roll: 8: BAM! you hit the dragon's head for 4,000 dmg but you don't break it.

Chris220: I swing my blade at the dragon's neck
Roll: 3: The dragon fucking tired of people trying to cut it's head off grabs you and smashes you into the ground killing you.

Nubsy: Claw my way out of the dragon's stomach, taking a memento with me. (Something simple, like it's heart.)
Roll: 7: You had enough jellying about in the dragon's stomach and you claw your way out taking a lung with you in the end you deal 500 dmg.

Arctic-Zone: I revive all dead members of the party.
Roll: 9: You go down into the morgue and revive all dead members.

Killer112: Suddenly, a sword drops from the sky and it falls to my hand. I use it to slash the Pissed off Dragon.
Roll: 5: a sword drops from the sky and it falls into your hand and you hit the Dragon but it does no damage for it's a paper sword.

Mr Anderson: While mouring the loss of my vertiberd i check to see if there was a warranty
Roll: 5: You find a warrenty that states [I]"It it fails then order a new one"[/I] says a lot.

Ray551: I eat the shrimp myself and I attempt to add 1000 to my max HP
Roll: 6: You eat the shrimp that adds 100 to your max HP.

Teracotta: I build on my weapons, making them +10% damage. I empty a clip from my bolter into the dragons chest while batting fish out of the air with my Fire Sword of Badass-ness.
Roll: 4: You only focus on building on your weapons, but you messed up and break your bolter.

SPESS MEHRINE: In a cocaine-fueled rage, I rip the dragon's legs off and start eating them.
Roll: 8: Enraged you break the dragon's legs dealing 2,000 dmg.

Orckrast: I unzip my pants and take off my shirt, i also take out my fleshlight mini and proceed with jacking off arctic zone.
Roll: 5: You disgusted Arctic-Zone and just because he's non-combatant doesn't he can't fight back, thus he breaks your "balls" lowering your max HP to 800

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength, High and pissed off [/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500

BLUcody: 150/1,000

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, COOKED SHRIMP (Available for anyone), UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 850/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 1000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Hero (+50 damage for 2 turns)[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 1000/1000

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]Has a human shield that adsorbs damage 200/200., +4 agility[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]"Balls" broken[/b]

Killer112 1000/1000

Nubsy 1000/1000 [B]Has the Dragon's Lung[/B]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B]

EFG 900/1000 [b](+10 womanliness)[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000

Teracotta 1000/1000

MutantBadger: 1000/1000

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 4,000/40,000
Pissed off Dragon 88,000/100,000 [B]Tail sliced off , Resistant to electricity, whelping in pain, Legs broken[/b]
Bear on a unicycle 10,000/10,000

[NecroBiologist]

I eat a Dahlok's Bar, healing myself and overhealing 50HP. With my new health boon, I shove a stick into the spokes of the bear's unicycle.

[nouvellehalf]

I train my endurance for longer running/acrobatics periods and higher damage resistance.

[Xaphoon]

I quickly apoligize to whoever owned the Vertibird, and use my awesome power of swap to trade my Plastic Sword of Triumph (+5 Courage) for my Rocket Launcher of Dragon Slaying, and fire a shot at the Pissed Off Dragon.

[Cookie53]

OverCharge my electro lazor on to the Fish and then use Switch it to Dark Fission mode and blast the dragon into oblivion.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I summon a squad of Tactic00l SPESS MEHRINES to assist me.

[Ven Kaeo]

I wander into the thread with a revolver, and, confused, start shooting at the closest, biggest, meanest looking thing.

:v:

[PrivateNomad]

I summon BP and spill oil to finish off the fish!

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
NecroBiologist: I eat a Dahlok's Bar, healing myself and overhealing 50HP. With my new health boon, I shove a stick into the spokes of the bear's unicycle.
Roll: 10: You pick up a Dahlok's Bar eat it and overheal 150HP and noticing the bear's unicycle you shove a stick into the spokes forcing the bear to fly dealing 1,000 dmg.

Arctic-Zone: I train my endurance for longer running/acrobatics periods and higher damage resistance.
Roll: 6: You train your endurance for a long ass time upping it to +3 endurance also your human shield escapes.

AeroSinthetic: I quickly apoligize to whoever owned the Vertibird, and use my awesome power of swap to trade my Plastic Sword of Triumph (+5 Courage) for my Rocket Launcher of Dragon Slaying, and fire a shot at the Pissed Off Dragon.
Roll: 8: You swap your Plastic Sword of Triumph for a Rocket Launcher and fire of a shot at the Dragon however the shot never exploded thus hitting the dragon hard knocking it out.

Cookie53: OverCharge my electro lazor on to the Fish and then use Switch it to Dark Fission mode and blast the dragon into oblivion.
Roll: 7: You fired your electro lazor on the Fish and electrocuted 3,999 fish.

SPESS MEHRINE: I summon a squad of Tactic00l SPESS MEHRINES to assist me.
Roll: 4: Your disloyal squad betrays you and joins the foes.

Ven Kaeo: I wander into the thread with a revolver, and, confused, start shooting at the closest, biggest, meanest looking thing.
Roll: 5: You fire your toy revolver at the closest, biggest, meanest looking thing and a flag comes out with [i]"BANG!"[/i]

PrivateNomad: I summon BP and spill oil to finish off the fish!
Roll: 7: They come and spill oil to kill the last fish.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength, High and pissed off [/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500

BLUcody: 150/1,000

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour[/B]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 15 rockets. +3 Strength[/B]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B]

NecroBiologist: 1,150/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence[/B]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000

Onforty: 1,200/1,500

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence[/B]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma[/B]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B]

Sl344: 850/1,000

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B]

Bl1tzX: 700/1,000
[B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence[/B]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000

Chris220: 1000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Hero (+50 damage for 2 turns)[/B]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 1000/1000

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]"Balls" broken[/b]

Killer112 1000/1000

Nubsy 1000/1000 [B]Has the Dragon's Lung[/B]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B]

EFG 900/1000 [b](+10 womanliness)[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000

Teracotta 1000/1000

MutantBadger: 1000/1000

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500

[B]Foes[/b]
Schools of Monstrous Fish 0/40,000
Pissed off Dragon 88,000/100,000 [B]Tail sliced off , Resistant to electricity, whelping in pain, Legs broken, KO[/b]
Bear 9,000/10,000
Disloyal SPESS MEHRINES 6,000/6,000