The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

I get even more pissed off, and I dismember the disloyal SPESS MEHRINES with my chainsword.

We should have a table of skills/subskills we can train and basic attack types we can learn.

Help SPESS MEHRINE Quest to kill the disloyal ones and Fire at them With my Cold Fission Gun,GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!!!

I throw my toy revolver at the DISLOYAL SPESS MEHRINES, pull out a turret rifle, and open fire on the bear while yelling like a man.

Since i have no balls, i order some from Ebay and decide to meditate on why im gay.

I use COURT MARTIAL on DISLOYAL SPESS MEHRINES.

I proceed to throw my POINTY SUNGLASSES at the BEAR, I then increase the size of my GIGANTIC DRILL tenfold, screaming out a cheesy attack name attempting to drill through the helpless bear.

I start sharpening my great sword.

Now that the dragon's unconscious, I stab it through it's armpit, into its heart

Time to join your team. I put on my Ushanka and take my PET BEAR with me.

Inflate the lung to it's maximum capacity and then pop it beside one of the SPESS MEHRINES, scaring him witless so he jumps ship.

I conjure a mystical [B]Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device™[/B]

:saddowns: Looks like i have to use the allience papers stating I get to have the grey wardens back me up :smug:

I headbutt the Dragon

I go trigger-happy at the Pissed off Dragon with my Golden Rocket Launcher.

I control MCP to read out my available commands. IF that doesn't work, I put sv_cheats 1 into the console, and jump into the vortex with a rope around my waist, so I don't die.

I unleash the Japanese fishing fleets upon the school of bears*

[QUOTE=Hamm0;28115040]I unleash the Japanese fishing fleets upon the school of fish[/QUOTE] They all died, they then sank to the bottam did you not read?

I predict a +1 riot I repeat the previously casted spell four times. I then cast detect life within a 10 ft radius, to see if there's anybody left in here that doesn't want to be out there.

I fix my bolter.

Now that the Dragon is knocked out I quick switch my aim to the Disloyal SPESS MAHRINES and fire off a shot, somehow this hold two shots before reloading.

[B]Commands[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: I get even more pissed off, and I dismember the disloyal SPESS MEHRINES with my chainsword. Roll: 6: Pissed off about the disloyal SPESS MEHRINES you fight them with your chainsword dishing out 750 hp. Cookie53: Help SPESS MEHRINE Quest to kill the disloyal ones and Fire at them With my Cold Fission Gun,GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!!! Roll: 8: You help out SPESS MEHRINE to kill the disloyal ones and in doing so you fire the Cold Fission Gun killing one of the disloyal SPESS MEHRINEs (1,000 dmg). Ven Kaeo: I throw my toy revolver at the DISLOYAL SPESS MEHRINES, pull out a turret rifle, and open fire on the bear while yelling like a man. Roll: 6: You throw away the toy and pull out a turret rifle that opens fire on the bear blasting away 250 hp. Orckrast: Since i have no balls, i order some from Ebay and decide to meditate on why i'm gay. Roll: 7: The only balls you find on ebay are ones that came from animals but you buy them anyway. NecroBiologist: 4: I use COURT MARTIAL on DISLOYAL SPESS MEHRINES. Roll: 4: The DISLOYAL SPESS MEHRINES responds to this by shooting you up for 550 dmg. EFG: I proceed to throw my POINTY SUNGLASSES at the BEAR Roll: 5: You throw POINTY SUNGLASSES at the bear for no dmg. Bl1tzX: I start sharpening my great sword. Roll: 7: The dull sword turns into a sharp sword. Chris220: Now that the dragon's unconscious, I stab it through it's armpit, into its heart Roll: 10: The Dragon's natural armor is no match for your sword it goes right though the heart that damages the Dragon for a outstanding 60,000 dmg. Jericho_Rus: Time to join your team. I put on my Ushanka and take my PET BEAR with me. Roll: 6: You don your Ushanka but you forgotten to bring your PET BEAR. Nubsy: Inflate the lung to it's maximum capacity and then pop it beside one of the SPESS MEHRINES, scaring him witless so he jumps ship. Roll: 5: The Inflated lung pops but all it does is amuse the SPESS MEHRINES. PrivateNomad: I conjure a mystical Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device™ Roll: 9: You head to the restrooms as you need to take a piss bad however when you get there you find a Portal Device that someone left so you do the right thing and take it. Mr Anderson: Looks like i have to use the alliance papers stating I get to have the Grey wardens back me up Roll: 7: A group of the Black wardens come to back you up. Ray551: I headbutt the Dragon Roll: 4: Well the headbutt goes wrong as the Dragon bites your head off but does not kill you oddly. Trounark: I go trigger-happy at the Pissed off Dragon with my Golden Rocket Launcher. Roll: 8: You go trigger-happy firing all 15 rockets at the Dragon dealing 10,000 dmg. b0b0: I control MCP to read out my available commands. Roll: -: The listed commands follows as noclip, impulse 101, and other commands for setting foes (ex, Hit points) Teracotta: I fix my bolter. Roll: 7: With your fixing skills you fixed the bolter with no problems. AeroSinthetic: Now that the Dragon is knocked out I quick switch my aim to the Disloyal SPESS MAHRINES and fire off a shot, somehow this hold two shots before reloading. Roll: 5: Right before you could fire off rockets the Launcher jams. [B]Party Members[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength, High and pissed off [/B] erik802: 450/1,000 [B]+3 Strength, hidden[/B] TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 BLUcody: 150/1,000 Skunky: 1000/1000 [B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength[/B] Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength +5 Defense[/B] Bromega513: 1000/1,000 SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [B]Strange yellow colour[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength[/B] Rsam: 150/1,000 [B]Inventory: Small Phial[/B] Combiner8761: 650/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength[/B] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] theseltsamone 850/1,000 [B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration)[/B] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 [B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants)[/B] Trounark: 650/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength[/B] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless[/B] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength[/B] NecroBiologist: 600/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [B]+2 Intelligence[/B] KingOfScience: 925/1,000 Onforty: 1,200/1,500 Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [B]5+ Intelligence[/B] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2[/B] UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 Dustinm16: 100/1,000 [B]Crapped Pants[/B] [B]FATTER THAN GABEN.[/B] Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 [B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength[/B] Shadoxa: 1000/1000 [B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength[/B] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [B]+10 Charisma[/B] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] Sl344: 850/1,000 MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] Bl1tzX: 700/1,000 [B]Inventory: Meeting People magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence, Sharp Sword[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 Chris220: 1000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [B]+3 Strength[/B] Cookie53: 700/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B] RaveRaze: 800/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [B]+3 Strength[/B] FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [B]+10 LUCK[/B] PHrag 1000/1000 Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] Killer112 1000/1000 Nubsy 1000/1000 [B]Has the Dragon's Lung[/B] AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] EFG 900/1000 [b](+10 womanliness)[/b] sonictrey 1000/1000 Teracotta 1000/1000 MutantBadger: 1000/1000 Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 Jericho_Rus 1000/1000 [B]Allies[/B] Old Chinese Lady 500/500 Black Wardens 20,000/20,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson)[/B] [B]Foes[/b] Pissed off Dragon 18,000/100,000 [B]Tail sliced off , Resistant to electricity, whelping in pain, Legs broken,[/b] Bear 8,750/10,000 Disloyal SPESS MEHRINES 4,250/6,000

I set all the enemy hit points to 00,000.00000

If b0b0 fails, I charge up my strength, preparing to release an attack on the arms on the Dragon. Otherwise, I take a bite on a mystical sandwich.

I use my Cold Fussion Gun onto the Pissed off Dragon while doing that play a random guitar solo.

Unload all 12 shots into the dragon.

I rip one of the disloyal SPESS MEHRINES in half with my bare goddamn hands.

[QUOTE=Arctic-Zone;28100116]We should have a table of skills/subskills we can train and basic attack types we can learn.[/QUOTE] Heh, good luck playing with a sense of structure or achievement ITT ;o

I channel The Bear Jew (from Inglorious Basterds) and start attacking the SPESS MEHRINES.

I pop out of fucking nowhere and shoot a SPESS MEHRINE in the foot for 30 damage. -4 Intelligence +10 Luck Sleuth's pepperbox (Epic revolver)