• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I use my creepy smile-stare to make the trolls confusion and disloyalty grow.
I drink a nearby potion to see what it does.
I throw away the Dr. Pepper bottle realizing it's now empty. I scour around in hopes up finding a better weapon.
I cut my genitals off because I think gender is stupid.
I go for Forum Troll B and try to counter his arguments with my [b]Shiny Shield of Humiliation[/b].
[B]Commands[/B] Eva-1337: "Forum Troll B" says I, in a heroic and charismatic voice, "Join us, and you shall achieve your 'Nirvana', you shall achieve... MAXIMUM TROLLING." Roll: 8 - The troll can't not resist the overpowering lure of your offer, thus he joins our side. -xxsetshotxx-: Send trolls pinapple pizza. Roll: 2 - Forum Troll A really hates pinapple, insulted he punchs you in the gut dealing 200 damage. kevinseven: Try and convert the Forum trolls to worship the God Emperor. Roll: 7 - The trolls now worship the God Emperor. theseltsamone: I use my creepy smile-stare to make the trolls confusion and disloyalty grow. Roll: 4 - Forum Troll A looks at you as some kind of idiot. Nitrowing: I drink a nearby potion to see what it does. Roll: 3 - You drink a nearby potion. Soon after you fall asleep. Elizer: I throw away the Dr. Pepper bottle realizing it's now empty. I scour around in hopes up finding a better weapon. Roll: 6 - You scour around and all you find is more Dr. Pepper. Face Melter: I cut my genitals off because I think gender is stupid. Roll: 7 - you whelp in pain as you cut your genitals off dealing 900 damage to yourself. gsp1995: I go for Forum Troll B and try to counter his arguments with [B]my Shiny Shield of Humiliation.[/B] Roll: 8 - You counter his arguments and Humiliate in the process. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] -xxsetshotxx-: 200 Dmg Face Melter: 900 Dmg [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Asleep[/B] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 [B]Poisoned[/B] -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 [B]Allies (NPCs)[/B] Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B],[B]Humiliated[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Forum Troll A 2500/5000 [B]Questioning loyalty[/B], [B]Worships God[/B] Dearmored Forum Troll 6150/7500 [B]Exposed[/B], [B]On fire[/B]
I call in an artillery strike on the De-armored Forum Troll.
Wake up.
More Dr. Pepper? I decided to drink it and play "No One Knows" from QotSA on my iPod in an effort to get hyped up again.
Summon Cuthulu that I can control.
[Man, something like this could be enormously fun if it was organised a bit better.] I immediately try to steal from Elizer.
I attempt casting dispell on the entire team.
Put on troll armor
[B]Commands[/B] kevinseven: I call in an artillery strike on the De-armored Forum Troll. Roll: 6 - The artillery strike only manages to hit De-armored Forum Troll two times dealing 4600 damage. Nitrowing: Wake up. Roll: 5 - simple as it can be you wake up. Elizer: More Dr. Pepper? I decided to drink it and play "No One Knows" from QotSA on my iPod in an effort to get hyped up again. Roll: 7 - You drink the Dr. Pepper and play music off your ipod titled "No One Knows" [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE[/media] Ohforf: I stab the dearmored troll with my magical wand while solving complex magical problems in my head + I enchant spooky chants that please dark gods, nether begins and other sorts of evil doers Roll: 8 - You stab the troll and solve complex magical problems dealing 250 damage while chanting spooky chants that somehow pleases the dark gods. MrDestroyer: Summon Cuthulu that I can control. Roll: 10 - You summon a Cuthulu that is loyal to you and only to you. MakoSkyDub:I immediately try to steal from Elizer. Roll: 3 - You only manage to steal a empty Dr. Pepper bottle. Bl1tzX: I attempt casting dispell on the entire team. Roll: 5 - You dispelled something but it has no effect. Sl344: Put on troll armor. Roll: 7 - You find nearby pieces of armor and you put them on making you armored. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] De-armored Forum Troll 4850 Dmg [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 1000/1000 MakoSkyDub: 1000/1000 [B]Allies (NPCs)[/B] Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B] Cuthulu 10000/10000 [B]Controllable By (MrDestroyer)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Forum Troll A 2500/5000 [B]Questioning loyalty[/B], [B]Worships God[/B] De-armored Forum Troll 1300/7500 [B]Exposed[/B]
I decide to beat up Mako for trying to steal my Dr. Pepper.
I read the contents of an odd looking scroll to summon piles of frozen fish above De-armored Forum Troll.
I'm confused with my loot, since Elizer already threw the bottle away. When he swings for me, I attempt to duck the blow and steal from him again when he's left open. =D
I pull a nearby lever to see what happens.
Use Cuthulu to make the forum troll go mad and suicide.
[B]Commands[/B] Elizer: I decide to beat up Mako for trying to steal my Dr. Pepper. Roll: 5 -You attack Mako with a few jabs to the chest dealing 50 damage Ohforf: I'll have a sanity check, seeing as goddamn Cthulhu just kicked in. Oh, also I want to try and get rid of that semi-robot status I've got going on for a while. Roll: 7 - You check your sanity level, your still a sane man and you got rid of the robotic status. Bl1tzX: I read the contents of an odd looking scroll to summon piles of frozen fish above De-armored Forum Troll. Roll: 6 - The troll becomes blind while eating the piles of frozen fish. MakoSkyDub: When he swings for me, I attempt to duck the blow and steal from him again when he's left open. =D Roll: 8 - When Elizer makes another move you duck and you pick pocked Elizer's iPod. Nitrowing: I pull a nearby lever to see what happens. Roll: 9 - A hidden door opens reviling a case. MrDestroyer: Use Cuthulu to make the forum troll go mad and suicide. Roll: 5 - The Cuthulu attempts but trips and passes out. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] MakoSkyDub: 50 Dmg [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 1000/1000 MakoSkyDub: 950/1000 [B]Allies (NPCs)[/B] Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B] Cuthulu 10000/10000 [B]Controllable By (MrDestroyer)[/B], [B]KO[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Forum Troll A 2500/5000 [B]Questioning loyalty[/B], [B]Worships God[/B] De-armored Forum Troll 1300/7500 [B]Exposed[/B], [B]Blind[/B] ------- [quote=MakoSkyDub;383015]I'm confused with my loot, since Elizer already threw the bottle away.[/quote] Yeah but if you remember he finds another Dr. Pepper and drinks it, thus making the bottle empty. So I'm sorry for confusing you.
I open the mysterious case cautiously. Also, I'd like to be human rather than robotic.
[Oh ok, I didn't see that. Hard to keep track.] Success! I put on 3's & 7's to improve my dexterity for future thievery.
I fix my bayonet and charge at the dearmored forum troll!
Throw tomahawk at troll A. Also, where's my name on the list?
[B]Commands[/B] Ohforf: I cast mild discomfort at the de-armored troll Roll: 4 - You cast mild discomfort at the troll but it has little to no effect. Nitrowing: I open the mysterious case cautiously. Roll: 7 - In the case appears to be a piece of paper with the words "[i]What do you wish for[/i]". MakoSkyDub: Success! I put on 3's & 7's to improve my dexterity for future thievery. Roll: 6 - You play 3's & 7's that Improves your dexterity by 2. kevinseven: I fix my bayonet and charge at the dearmored forum troll! Roll: 8 - You charge and thrust the bayonet into the troll's heart killing him. MrDestroyer: Throw tomahawk at troll A. Roll: 10 - You Throw the tomahawk right into Forum Troll A killing him. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] De-armored Forum Troll: Killed Forum Troll A: Killed [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 1000/1000 MakoSkyDub: 950/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] MrDestroyer 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] [B]Allies (NPCs)[/B] Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B] Cuthulu 10000/10000 [B]Controllable By (MrDestroyer)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Forum Troll A 0/5000 [B]Dead![/B] De-armored Forum Troll 0/7500 [B]Dead![/B] ---- [quote=MrDestroyer;288009]Also, where's my name on the list? [/quote] My bad; Added to the list. Ideas for new foes?
[QUOTE=Rsam;27725476]Ideas for new foes?[/QUOTE] Corrupted Moderators, Shitposters, Spambots, Anime nerds, Computer Illiterate People, Thread Derailers. I could go on if you'd like. I bring out my backup iPod, hit shuffle and decide to search for items.
[B]Commands[/B] [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 1000/1000 MakoSkyDub: 950/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] MrDestroyer 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] [B]Allies (NPCs)[/B] Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B] Cuthulu 10000/10000 [B]Controllable By (MrDestroyer)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 7,500 Thread Derailer 10,000 -- Alright new foes to dispatch.
[QUOTE=Elizer;27725624]I bring out my backup iPod, hit shuffle and decide to search for items.[/QUOTE]
[i]Ugh, he's thought of everything.[/i] I immediately try to steal from Elizer. =D
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