The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I use my creepy smile-stare to make the trolls confusion and disloyalty grow.
I drink a nearby potion to see what it does.
I throw away the Dr. Pepper bottle realizing it's now empty. I scour around in hopes up finding a better weapon.
I cut my genitals off because I think gender is stupid.
I go for Forum Troll B and try to counter his arguments with my [b]Shiny Shield of Humiliation[/b].
[B]Commands[/B]
Eva-1337: "Forum Troll B" says I, in a heroic and charismatic voice, "Join us, and you shall achieve your 'Nirvana', you shall achieve... MAXIMUM TROLLING."
Roll: 8 - The troll can't not resist the overpowering lure of your offer, thus he joins our side.
-xxsetshotxx-: Send trolls pinapple pizza.
Roll: 2 - Forum Troll A really hates pinapple, insulted he punchs you in the gut dealing 200 damage.
kevinseven: Try and convert the Forum trolls to worship the God Emperor.
Roll: 7 - The trolls now worship the God Emperor.
theseltsamone: I use my creepy smile-stare to make the trolls confusion and disloyalty grow.
Roll: 4 - Forum Troll A looks at you as some kind of idiot.
Nitrowing: I drink a nearby potion to see what it does.
Roll: 3 - You drink a nearby potion. Soon after you fall asleep.
Elizer: I throw away the Dr. Pepper bottle realizing it's now empty. I scour around in hopes up finding a better weapon.
Roll: 6 - You scour around and all you find is more Dr. Pepper.
Face Melter: I cut my genitals off because I think gender is stupid.
Roll: 7 - you whelp in pain as you cut your genitals off dealing 900 damage to yourself.
gsp1995: I go for Forum Troll B and try to counter his arguments with [B]my Shiny Shield of Humiliation.[/B]
Roll: 8 - You counter his arguments and Humiliate in the process.
[B]Damage Done This Round[/B]
-xxsetshotxx-: 200 Dmg
Face Melter: 900 Dmg
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Asleep[/B]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B]
Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Rexen: 1000/1000
bobthe2lol: 1000/1000
blazingfly: 950/1000
FreddiRox!: 950/1000 [B]Poisoned[/B]
-xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000
theseltsamone 1000/1000
Face Melter: 100/1000
gsp1995: 1000/1000
[B]Allies (NPCs)[/B]
Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B],[B]Humiliated[/B]
[B]Foes[/B]
Forum Troll A 2500/5000 [B]Questioning loyalty[/B], [B]Worships God[/B]
Dearmored Forum Troll 6150/7500 [B]Exposed[/B], [B]On fire[/B]
I call in an artillery strike on the De-armored Forum Troll.
Wake up.
More Dr. Pepper? I decided to drink it and play "No One Knows" from QotSA on my iPod in an effort to get hyped up again.
Summon Cuthulu that I can control.
[Man, something like this could be enormously fun if it was organised a bit better.]
I immediately try to steal from Elizer.
I attempt casting dispell on the entire team.
Put on troll armor
[B]Commands[/B]
kevinseven: I call in an artillery strike on the De-armored Forum Troll.
Roll: 6 - The artillery strike only manages to hit De-armored Forum Troll two times dealing 4600 damage.
Nitrowing: Wake up.
Roll: 5 - simple as it can be you wake up.
Elizer: More Dr. Pepper? I decided to drink it and play "No One Knows" from QotSA on my iPod in an effort to get hyped up again.
Roll: 7 - You drink the Dr. Pepper and play music off your ipod titled "No One Knows"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE[/media]
Ohforf: I stab the dearmored troll with my magical wand while solving complex magical problems in my head + I enchant spooky chants that please dark gods, nether begins and other sorts of evil doers
Roll: 8 - You stab the troll and solve complex magical problems dealing 250 damage while chanting spooky chants that somehow pleases the dark gods.
MrDestroyer: Summon Cuthulu that I can control.
Roll: 10 - You summon a Cuthulu that is loyal to you and only to you.
MakoSkyDub:I immediately try to steal from Elizer.
Roll: 3 - You only manage to steal a empty Dr. Pepper bottle.
Bl1tzX: I attempt casting dispell on the entire team.
Roll: 5 - You dispelled something but it has no effect.
Sl344: Put on troll armor.
Roll: 7 - You find nearby pieces of armor and you put them on making you armored.
[B]Damage Done This Round[/B]
De-armored Forum Troll 4850 Dmg
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B]
Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Rexen: 1000/1000
bobthe2lol: 1000/1000
blazingfly: 950/1000
FreddiRox!: 950/1000
-xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000
theseltsamone 1000/1000
Face Melter: 100/1000
gsp1995: 1000/1000
Bl1tzX: 1000/1000
MakoSkyDub: 1000/1000
[B]Allies (NPCs)[/B]
Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B]
Cuthulu 10000/10000 [B]Controllable By (MrDestroyer)[/B]
[B]Foes[/B]
Forum Troll A 2500/5000 [B]Questioning loyalty[/B], [B]Worships God[/B]
De-armored Forum Troll 1300/7500 [B]Exposed[/B]
I decide to beat up Mako for trying to steal my Dr. Pepper.
I read the contents of an odd looking scroll to summon piles of frozen fish above De-armored Forum Troll.
I'm confused with my loot, since Elizer already threw the bottle away.
When he swings for me, I attempt to duck the blow and steal from him again when he's left open. =D
I pull a nearby lever to see what happens.
Use Cuthulu to make the forum troll go mad and suicide.
[B]Commands[/B]
Elizer: I decide to beat up Mako for trying to steal my Dr. Pepper.
Roll: 5 -You attack Mako with a few jabs to the chest dealing 50 damage
Ohforf: I'll have a sanity check, seeing as goddamn Cthulhu just kicked in. Oh, also I want to try and get rid of that semi-robot status I've got going on for a while.
Roll: 7 - You check your sanity level, your still a sane man and you got rid of the robotic status.
Bl1tzX: I read the contents of an odd looking scroll to summon piles of frozen fish above De-armored Forum Troll.
Roll: 6 - The troll becomes blind while eating the piles of frozen fish.
MakoSkyDub: When he swings for me, I attempt to duck the blow and steal from him again when he's left open. =D
Roll: 8 - When Elizer makes another move you duck and you pick pocked Elizer's iPod.
Nitrowing: I pull a nearby lever to see what happens.
Roll: 9 - A hidden door opens reviling a case.
MrDestroyer: Use Cuthulu to make the forum troll go mad and suicide.
Roll: 5 - The Cuthulu attempts but trips and passes out.
[B]Damage Done This Round[/B]
MakoSkyDub: 50 Dmg
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 2250/2500 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Coridan: 0/1000 [B]DEAD![/B]
Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Rexen: 1000/1000
bobthe2lol: 1000/1000
blazingfly: 950/1000
FreddiRox!: 950/1000
-xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000
theseltsamone 1000/1000
Face Melter: 100/1000
gsp1995: 1000/1000
Bl1tzX: 1000/1000
MakoSkyDub: 950/1000
[B]Allies (NPCs)[/B]
Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B]
Cuthulu 10000/10000 [B]Controllable By (MrDestroyer)[/B], [B]KO[/B]
[B]Foes[/B]
Forum Troll A 2500/5000 [B]Questioning loyalty[/B], [B]Worships God[/B]
De-armored Forum Troll 1300/7500 [B]Exposed[/B], [B]Blind[/B]
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[quote=MakoSkyDub;383015]I'm confused with my loot, since Elizer already threw the bottle away.[/quote]
Yeah but if you remember he finds another Dr. Pepper and drinks it, thus making the bottle empty. So I'm sorry for confusing you.
I open the mysterious case cautiously.
Also, I'd like to be human rather than robotic.
[Oh ok, I didn't see that. Hard to keep track.]
Success! I put on 3's & 7's to improve my dexterity for future thievery.
I fix my bayonet and charge at the dearmored forum troll!
Throw tomahawk at troll A.
Also, where's my name on the list?
[B]Commands[/B]
Ohforf: I cast mild discomfort at the de-armored troll
Roll: 4 - You cast mild discomfort at the troll but it has little to no effect.
Nitrowing: I open the mysterious case cautiously.
Roll: 7 - In the case appears to be a piece of paper with the words "[i]What do you wish for[/i]".
MakoSkyDub: Success! I put on 3's & 7's to improve my dexterity for future thievery.
Roll: 6 - You play 3's & 7's that Improves your dexterity by 2.
kevinseven: I fix my bayonet and charge at the dearmored forum troll!
Roll: 8 - You charge and thrust the bayonet into the troll's heart killing him.
MrDestroyer: Throw tomahawk at troll A.
Roll: 10 - You Throw the tomahawk right into Forum Troll A killing him.
[B]Damage Done This Round[/B]
De-armored Forum Troll: Killed
Forum Troll A: Killed
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 2250/2500
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
Rexen: 1000/1000
bobthe2lol: 1000/1000
blazingfly: 950/1000
FreddiRox!: 950/1000
-xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000
theseltsamone 1000/1000
Face Melter: 100/1000
gsp1995: 1000/1000
Bl1tzX: 1000/1000
MakoSkyDub: 950/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b]
MrDestroyer 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B]
[B]Allies (NPCs)[/B]
Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Rexen)[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B]
Cuthulu 10000/10000 [B]Controllable By (MrDestroyer)[/B]
[B]Foes[/B]
Forum Troll A 0/5000 [B]Dead![/B]
De-armored Forum Troll 0/7500 [B]Dead![/B]
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[quote=MrDestroyer;288009]Also, where's my name on the list? [/quote]
My bad; Added to the list.
Ideas for new foes?
[QUOTE=Rsam;27725476]Ideas for new foes?[/QUOTE]
Corrupted Moderators, Shitposters, Spambots, Anime nerds, Computer Illiterate People, Thread Derailers.
I could go on if you'd like.
I bring out my backup iPod, hit shuffle and decide to search for items.