The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Teracotta: Since my bolter is fixed, I precede to shoot the fuck out of the enemies with mass reactive shells. They explode btw.
Roll: 7: You precede to shoot the fuck out of the Illegal aliens dealing 1,500 dmg.

Ven Kaeo: I begin casting unholy necromantic spells to bring an undead army to life on our side under my command.
Roll: 10: Being a necromancer and all, the thought of rising an undead army appeals to you, so you do exactly that.

SPESS MEHRINE: I fuck Bobby Kotick with a rake.
Roll: 8: Oh dear you take a rake, and precede to shove and fuck Kotick with it. In the end you rape n' rake away 10,000 HP.

Crossu88: I take aim at an ILLEGAL ALIEN FROM SPACE, me. Being not so smart fires 4 rounds after that.
Roll: 5: Three of the four shots miss with the last shot hitting the alien dealing 500 dmg.

Cookie53: I fire my Devastator at Bobby Kotick In hopes of saving the gaming community, sorta.
Roll: 6: The Devastator sorta screws Kotick up dealing 2,000 dmg.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18% [/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden,TDR +18%[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 500/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Face-Melted[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 1000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%[/b]

Jericho_Rus 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crossu88 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson)[/B]
Undead Army 66,666/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Bobby Kotick 112,500/125,000
Kim Jong-il 125,000/125,000
Illegal aliens from space 48,000/50,000

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I stick Kim Jong-il's head up Bobby Kotick's bloody, rake defiled asshole.

[Ven Kaeo]

((Oh yeah, who's awesome? I'm awesome.))

I command my Undead Army to attack Bobby Kotick and proceed to cast more necromantic spells to summon an Unholy Abomination.

[Hoppenheimer]

I have been sleeping, so I wake up and turn the paper sword into a ball and eat it and then cast lightning on the enemies.

[Crossu88]

I reload my gun, then procede to fire two shots and kotick and 1 at the army of umdead.

[Nubsy]

Using unearthly powers I edit Jim-Kong-Il's name to Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill. He now has serious bowel cancer.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
SPESS MEHRINE: I stick Kim Jong-il's head up Bobby Kotick's bloody, rake defiled asshole.
Roll: 4: You starting to slow down perhaps you are getting tired, anyways Kim Jong-il punches you and knocks you out.

Ven Kaeo: I command my Undead Army to attack Bobby Kotick and proceed to cast more necromantic spells to summon an Unholy Abomination.
Roll: 7: The army obeys and attacks Bobby Kotick for 2,500 dmg. At the same time you cast spells to summon an Unholy Abomination in which you heaved summoned 25% of him.

Killer112: I have been sleeping, so I wake up and turn the paper sword into a ball and eat it and then cast lightning on the enemies.
Roll: 5: You only manage to cast lightning on Kim Jong-il dealing 250 dmg at the same time Kotick stabs you for 500 dmg.

Crossu88: I reload my gun, then precede to fire two shots at kotick and 1 at the army of undead.
Roll: 8: The two shots fire and hits both of Kotick's balls that deals 2,000 dmg and the other shot killed one of the undead.

Nubsy: Using unearthly powers I edit Jim-Kong-Il's name to Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill. He now has serious bowel cancer.
Roll: 7: You now call Jim-Kong-Il, Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill also now has semi-serious bowel cancer.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18% , KO[/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden,TDR +18%[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 500/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Face-Melted[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +5 STRENGTH +2 Defence, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 1000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 LUCK[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%[/b]

Jericho_Rus 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crossu88 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

[B]Allies[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 500/500
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson)[/B]
Undead Army 55,555/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Unholy Abomination [B]25% summoned[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Bobby Kotick 108,000/125,000 [B]Ball-less[/B]
Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 124,750/125,000 [B]semi-serious bowel cancer[/B]
Illegal aliens from space 48,000/50,000

[Ven Kaeo]

[QUOTE=Crossu88;28143829]I reload my gun, then procede to fire two shots and kotick and 1 at the army of umdead.[/QUOTE]

((Crossu what the fuck you idiot they're on our side.))

Enraged at Crossu's betrayal I order my undead army to attack him while continuing to summon the abomination.

[Mr Anderson]

To help with the summening I let van kaeo borrow my lucky medallion, while ordering ALL my black wardens to rape the illegal aliens

[Synapseudo]

I spend some time exercising my muscles.

[backwardspy]

I swap out my blade in favour of my bow again, this time infused with magical power. I fire a volley at the illegal aliens

[Jericho_Rus]

I take Kotick's money from his pockets and burn them in fire right near him.

OT: What's TDR exactly? :v:

[QUOTE=Chris220;28144982]Total damage resistance.[/QUOTE]

Thanks.

[backwardspy]

Total damage resistance.

[Crossu88]

(( I have intelligence -4, Duh ))

I run over and grab Bobby koticks shot off balls qnd show them off as a trophy to showing my supiriority and to gain respect from the undead.

[reecematee]

I come into the basement to give all you kids some milk and cookies while you play your board games

[b0b0]

Reposting my command: [b]COMMAND>[/b] I tell everyone, "Your welcome" and then type impulse 101 in the MCP.

[Trounark]

I throw the old chinese lady to Kim for MAXIMIUM DAMAGE.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Ven Kaeo: Enraged at Crossu's betrayal I order my undead army to attack him while continuing to summon the abomination.
Roll: 7: That idiot Crossu88 really pissed you off, So to retaliate you order the undead army to attack him, they grab they bang and other wise deal 450 dmg. Also you summon 15% more.

Mr Anderson: To help with the summening I let ven kaeo borrow my lucky medallion, while ordering ALL my black wardens to rape the illegal aliens
Roll: 5: You let ven kaeo borrow the medallion that speeds up summoning by 5% however when you command the Wardens to rape the illegal aliens they thought you said start a rave party at the illegal aliens, anyways the aliens were confused about what the Wardens were doing.

Bl1tzX: I spend some time exercising my muscles.
Roll: 6: You spend your free time exercising muscles that increase your Strength by 2

Chris220: I swap out my blade in favour of my bow again, this time infused with magical power. I fire a volley at the illegal aliens
Roll: 8: taking your bow to your side you fire arrow after arrow to the point of sending volleys of arrows that hit the aliens 3,000 times.

Jericho_Rus: I take Kotick's money from his pockets and burn them in fire right near him.
Roll: 4: If anything taking Kotick's money from his pockets and burning them should piss him off however when you do Kotick seems a little concern but thinks the Cod games will keep giving him more money then ever.

Crossu88: I run over and grab Bobby koticks shot off balls and show them off as a trophy to showing my superiority and to gain respect from the undead.
Roll: 5: You grab Bobby koticks shot off balls and show them off as a trophy to show superiority and to gain respect from the undead however the undead aren't fans of giving respect except for their masters.

reecematee: I come into the basement to give all you kids some milk and cookies while you play your board games.
Roll: 3: You are unable to come into the basement for the door seems to be locked.

b0b0: I tell everyone, "Your welcome" and then type impulse 101 in the MCP.
Roll: 7: The weapons from HL appear in front of you.

Trounark: I throw the old chinese lady to Kim for MAXIMIUM DAMAGE.
Roll: 2: This seemed to do nice bit of damage for it deals 4,750 dmg However Jim finds that this is his true love and for that he conveniences her to join the foes.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18% , KO[/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden,TDR +18%[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 500/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Face-Melted[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +7 STRENGTH +2 Defence, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 1000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]

Jericho_Rus 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

reecematee: 1000/1000

[B]Allies[/B]
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson)[/B]
Undead Army 55,555/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Unholy Abomination [B]45% summoned[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Bobby Kotick 108,000/125,000 [B]Ball-less[/B]
Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 120,000/125,000 [B]semi-serious bowel cancer[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 5000/5000
Illegal aliens from space 45,000/50,000 [B]Confused (Can probably be converted).[/B]

[Cookie53]

I Over Charge My Devastator onto Bobby Hoping to warp him to another world that has no such thing as money.

[Nubsy]

Offer treatment for the cancer, but instead triple his cancer with the help of a magnifying glass. That is Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill I am talking about.

[Orckrast]

I Choose Pikachu as my companion for LIFE.

[Jericho_Rus]

I pick up a two-handed Claymore and charge at Kotick.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I slap myself in the face to WAKE THE FUCK UP.

[nouvellehalf]

I make Bobby Kotick my gay dick-ass lover but dump him leaving him ashamed and weakening his defences!
-30% DEF on Kotick.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Cookie53: I Over Charge My Devastator onto Bobby Hoping to warp him to another world that has no such thing as money.
Roll: 10: It don't warp him but instead warps him mind into thinking that he has no money, the thought tears him apart wreaking his max hp to 10,000 this also drives him insane.

Nubsy: Offer treatment for the cancer, but instead triple his cancer with the help of a magnifying glass. That is Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill I am talking about.
Roll: 8: The cancer triples.

Orckrast: I Choose Pikachu as my companion for LIFE.
Roll: 6: Pikachu questions wither he should join you or the foes.

Jericho_Rus:I pick up a two-handed Claymore and charge at Kotick.
Roll: 7: You charge Kotick with a two-handed Claymore hacking n' slashing him away for 7,500 dmg. He then kneels down begging for mercy.

SPESS MEHRINE: I slap myself in the face to WAKE THE FUCK UP.
Roll: 5: A twitch in your arm slaps you waking you up.

Arctic-Zone: I make Bobby Kotick my gay dick-ass lover but dump him leaving him ashamed and weakening his defenses!
Roll: 9: You make him your gay dick-ass lover but than you dump him this makes him ashamed and also weakens his defenses by -90% DEF

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18%/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden,TDR +18%[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 500/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Face-Melted[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +7 STRENGTH +2 Defence, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 1000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]

Jericho_Rus 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

reecematee: 1000/1000

[B]Allies[/B]
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson)[/B]
Undead Army 55,555/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Unholy Abomination [B]45% summoned[/B]
Pikachu [B]Questions wither he should join us or the foes[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Bobby Kotick 2,500/125,000 [B]Ball-less, Insane, Begging for Mercy, -90% DEF[/B]
Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 120,000/125,000 [B]Really-serious bowel cancer[/B]
Old Chinese Lady 5000/5000
Illegal aliens from space 45,000/50,000 [B]Confused (Can probably be converted).[/B]

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I finish off Kotick by curb stomping him in the dick.

[backwardspy]

I stab the Old Chinese Lady through the eye with my blade, followed up by an stabbed through her forehead

[Nubsy]

Detonate Jim's cancerous payload, blowing him up and throwing guts over those around him.

[Jericho_Rus]

I take a rest, charging my RAGE mode.

[Crossu88]

Fuck this shit! I run over to the old Chinese lady and toss her at the army of undead! Oh, and I throw bobby's balls at Kim-jong-Gravely-Ill.