The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[Mr Anderson]

I offer to give the aliens a new spaceship if they join our team, while my black wardens keep on raving but to an epic scale

[nouvellehalf]

I use my CHARISMA and a convenient team-switcher potion to get the ALIENS onto our side.

((someone should probably decide their moves though))

[Elizer]

I call Issac Clarke again to see if he's done with Dead Space 2 yet and want to come help me

[Teracotta]

I punt an Chihuahua into Kim's face.

[b0b0]

I pick up the weapons, then proceed to empty half of them into Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill's head.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
SPESS MEHRINE: I finish off Kotick by curb stomping him in the dick.
Roll: -: Kotick begs n' begs on n' on until you finally curb stomp him into a bloody pulp.

Chris220: I stab the Old Chinese Lady through the eye with my blade, followed up by an stabbed through her forehead
Roll: 5: You stab the Old Chinese Lady through the eye dealing 1000 dmg, she whelps in pain but she manages to stab you in the gut gutting away 100 hp.

Nubsy: Detonate Jim's cancerous payload, blowing him up and throwing guts over those around him.
Roll: 9: You Detonate Jim's cancerous payload. He blows up and many meat chunks fly all over the place. This only damages 20,000 of his health it also appears that he is robotic.

Jericho_Rus: I take a rest, charging my RAGE mode.
Roll: 6: During your rest you experienced a nightmare. This in turn enrages you.

Crossu88: Fuck this shit! I run over to the old Chinese lady and toss her at the army of undead! Oh, and I throw bobby's balls at Kim-jong-Gravely-Ill.
Roll: 7: You victorious grab the old Chinese lady by the neck and tossed her at the undead, Moreover the undead somewhat devours her turning her undead.

Mr Anderson: I offer to give the aliens a new spaceship if they join our team, while my black wardens keep on raving but to an epic scale
Roll: 6: They ponder on it but it looks like they really want the spaceship.

Arctic-Zone: I use my CHARISMA and a convenient team-switcher potion to get the ALIENS onto our side.
Roll: ^: Combined with Mr Anderson's offer the aliens have to join us in which they do.

Elizer: I call Issac Clarke again to see if he's done with Dead Space 2 yet and want to come help me
Roll: 8: Issac Clarke has to answer his Rig some fucking day you say to yourself, anyways you call him again this time he answers the call and comes asap.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18%/B]

erik802: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength, hidden,TDR +18%[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 500/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Face-Melted[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +7 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 900/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]

Jericho_Rus 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Enraged[/b]

Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

reecematee: 1000/1000

[B]Allies | Max Amount of Allies Reached |[/B]
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving[/B]
Undead Army 55,555/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Undead Old Chinese Lady 4000/5000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo, Crossu88)[/B]
Unholy Abomination [B]45% summoned[/B]
Legal Aliens from Space 45,000/50,000 [B]Controllable by (Anyone)[/B]
Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 100,000/125,000 [B]Robotic[/B]
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Damn it I missed some posts I will just include them next update

[b0b0]

I pick up the weapons, then proceed to empty half of them into Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill's head.

[Disgruntled]

I said no dice roll on the reload, dick.
Anyway, heal up.

[Hoppenheimer]

I cast a water spell on Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill, because he's robotic.

[Cookie53]

I Switch my Devastator To beam Mode and fire at Kim Kong

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I order my fellow SPESS MEHRINES in orbit to crash their battle barge right on top of Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill, killing everyone except for myself as I teleport away at the last second.

[Mr Anderson]

I warn Ven Kaeo to start summening the abommination or i will take back my amulet and do the summening myself >:D
[QUOTE=SPESS MEHRINE;28152760]I order my fellow SPESS MEHRINES in orbit to crash their battle barge right on top of Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill, killing everyone except for myself as I teleport away at the last second.[/QUOTE]
Not cool :'(, since my black wardens have been raving for so long they gain the abiltiy of RAVE SHIELD

[Rexen]

I go into extreme berserk mode.

[Nubsy]

Maintain my inner calm, making everything seem slower to me, and [i]obviously[/i] you couldn't crush a man as calm as this. I mean like, really calm. Calm like a lavender-scented bath. A really calm one.

[Jericho_Rus]

Enraged, I try to make a distraction by taunting and punching Jim-Kong with my bare hands for someone to flank him.

[nouvellehalf]

I uber everyone for two turns.

[Playguy]

I eat my own shit for no reason.

[erik802]

:smith: i kill myself...

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Teracotta: I punt an Chihuahua into Kim's face.
Roll: 7: The punted dog lands on Jim's face clawing it robotic eyes out for 2,000 dmg.

b0b0: I pick up the weapons, then proceed to empty half of them into Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill's head.
Roll: 5: Might of worked if the guns were not model replicas but you do toss them at Jim's head for 500 dmg.

Disgruntled: heal up.
Roll: 8: You figure you better heal your face then yell at the gods for dice rolling. So anyway you fix'd your face healing you back up to 800hp.

Killer112: I cast a water spell on Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill, because he's robotic.
Roll: 4: Jim's parts seem to be made out of some kind of materiel because he's water-proof

Cookie53: 5: I Switch my Devastator To beam Mode and fire at Kim Kong
Roll: 5:The beam does little to no damage at all.

SPESS MEHRINE: I order my fellow SPESS MEHRINES in orbit to crash their battle barge right on top of Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill, killing everyone except for myself as I teleport away at the last second.
Roll: 7: The battle barge lands on Jim dealing 5,000 dmg but before the barge can completely crush him he manages to throw the barge right out of orbit causing it to crash into the moon.

Mr Anderson: I warn Ven Kaeo to start summening the abommination or i will take back my amulet and do the summening myself >:D
Roll: -: You yell at Ven to start summening also the black wardens gain RAVE SHIELD.

Rexen: I go into extreme berserk mode.
Roll: -: The recent SPESS MEHRINE action to crush us all puts you in berserk mode.

Nubsy: Maintain my inner calm, making everything seem slower to me, and obviously you couldn't crush a man as calm as this. I mean like, really calm. Calm like a lavender-scented bath. A really calm one.
Roll: A Calm(9): You maintain calm because everyone knows you can't kill a cold calm man.

Jericho_Rus: Enraged, I try to make a distraction by taunting and punching Jim-Kong with my bare hands for someone to flank him.
Roll: 5: You taunt and toss some punches here n' their eventually Jim Punches you in the face for 200 dmg.

Arctic-Zone: I uber everyone for two turns.
Roll: 8: Let the uberlization begin. You uber everyone for two nice turns.

Playguy: I eat my own shit for no reason.
Roll: 1: You eat your own shit so much that it kills you.

erik802: I kill myself...
Roll: -: You say to yourself [I]"It must be done"[/I] a few seconds later a sound of a shotgun erupts and you lay on the on the cold hard ground in a pool of blood that covers it.

[B]Party Members |Party Uber'd for 2 turns.|[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18%/B]

erik802: 0/1,000
[B]dead[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK Gun.+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 800/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +7 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 900/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 1,000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm[/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]

Jericho_Rus 800/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Enraged[/b]

Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

reecematee: 1000/1000

Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b]

[B]Allies | Max Amount of Allies Reached |[/B]
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B]
Undead Army 55,555/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Undead Old Chinese Lady 4000/5000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo, Crossu88)[/B]
Unholy Abomination [B]45% summoned[/B]
Legal Aliens from Space 45,000/50,000 [B]Controllable by (Anyone)[/B]
Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 92,500/125,000 [B]Robotic, Water-Proof[/B]

[Mr Anderson]

My Black wardens ready the rave sheild for a killing blow (If a hit will kill someone it stops it) while i give my BFG to cookie

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I rip Jim-Kong's skull out of his head and beat him to death with it.

[Elizer]

Myself: I take a few swings at Robot Jong Kim

Issac: I tell Issac to attack the Robot as well.

[Nubsy]

Engage Jim in a calm discussion about Mino Argento, especially his earlier works. Distracting him and allowing my fellow party-members to achieve better results on their rolls.

[Trounark]

I throw water at Robot Kim.

[b0b0]

I slap Jim, and then quit for the next 3 turns.

[Cookie53]

I Set My Beam on Full Blast:fire Damage.

[Nubsy]

[QUOTE=Trounark;28154146]I throw water at Robot Kim.[/QUOTE]

He's water-proof, boy-o.

[erik802]

i make a deal with the devil, i get half of my health back and the next time i die i have to take another person with me.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Mr Anderson: My Black wardens ready the rave shield for a killing blow (If a hit will kill someone it stops it) while i give my BFG to cookie
Roll: 7: The Black wardens ready the rave shield for a killing blow Also you give Cookie53 the BFG 9000 maybe he can do something with it eh.

SPESS MEHRINE: I rip Jim-Kong's skull out of his head and beat him to death with it.
Roll: 9: If anything is to destroy this damn foe it would be to rip his skull out, and so you do that n' beat the shit out of him with it bashing up 12,000 dmg.

Elizer: Myself: I take a few swings at Robot Jong Kim | Issac: I tell Issac to attack the Robot as well.
Roll: 6: Jim grabs your bat from your puny hands.
Issac's Roll: 8: Using a plasma cutter Issac blasts off Jim's legs dealing 10,500 dmg.

Nubsy: Engage Jim in a calm discussion about Mino Argento, especially his earlier works. Distracting him and allowing my fellow party-members to achieve better results on their rolls.
Roll: 7: Being calm about it you Engage Jim in a calm discussion after a little bit he try's to convert you, but you are resistive about it +2 Willpower.

Trounark: I throw water at Robot Kim.
Roll: -: The water has no effect I wonder why.

b0b0: I slap Jim, and then quit for the next 3 turns.
Roll: 6: You slap him around after a time Jim brakes your hand dealing 350 dmg.

Cookie53: I Set My Beam on Full Blast:fire Damage.
Roll: 5: Is he... melting? Oh no the intense heat actually repairs him anyways you end up repairing him for 1,000 hp

erik802: i make a deal with the devil, i get half of my health back and the next time i die i have to take another person with me.
Roll: -: The devil agrees to this.

[B]Party Members |Party Uber'd for 1 turns.|[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18%/B]

erik802: 500/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK bat,+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 800/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +7 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 900/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 650/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower [/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]

Jericho_Rus 800/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Enraged[/b]

Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

reecematee: 1000/1000

Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b]

[B]Allies | Max Amount of Allies Reached |[/B]
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B]
Undead Army 55,555/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Undead Old Chinese Lady 4000/5000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo, Crossu88)[/B]
Unholy Abomination [B]45% summoned[/B]
Legal Aliens from Space 45,000/50,000 [B]Controllable by (Anyone)[/B]
Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 71,000/125,000 [B]Robotic, Water-Proof, holds Elizer's AFK bat, Legs blasted off, Repairs by intense heat.[/B]

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