The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I arm a nuclear missile bomb that will detonate in 1 turn, and I retreat up to the second SPESS MEHRINE battle barge in orbit, The Litany of Litany's Litany, to relax in a reclining chair while I watch the nuke go off.

[b0b0]

Sweet. I do nothing for the next 3 turns! And by nothing, I mean look for a Rest Shrine to repair my health. Then, I go to Stormreach Harbor, and bash some Kobolds' heads together.

[Elizer]

Myself: I attempt to steal my bat back because I am powerless without it.

Issac: He shoots at Jim Kong with his Line Gun

[Teracotta]

I cleave Jim in half with my Sword of Badassness.

[Cookie53]

Switch to Dark Matter Mode And Blast The Damn bot into a new darkage.

[Nubsy]

Finish my hot beverage and leave Jim with a perplexing paradox, hopefully exposing his mind to the terror's of the warp and turning him into a gibbering, burning, wreck.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Bl1tzX: I spend some time at the nearby gym.
Roll: 3: All is well until some asshole drops a 450 lb dumbbell on you smashing away 350 hp and - 4 STRENGTH.

SPESS MEHRINE: I arm a nuclear missile bomb that will detonate in 1 turn, and I retreat up to the second SPESS MEHRINE battle barge in orbit, The Litany of Litany's Litany, to relax in a reclining chair while I watch the nuke go off.
Roll: 7: Some of the wires were a bitch to connect but you make a make-shift nuclear bomb that will go off in 6 turns

b0b0: Sweet. I do nothing for the next 3 turns! And by nothing, I mean look for a Rest Shrine to repair my health. Then, I go to Stormreach Harbor, and bash some Kobolds' heads together.
Roll: 8: You head to a Rest Shrine that regenerates HP and you find one regenerating back to max.

Elizer: Myself: I attempt to steal my bat back because I am powerless without it. | Issac: He shoots at Jim Kong with his Line Gun
Roll: 10: You need your bat back so you walk up to Jim taking the bat and smashing Jim up with it in the end you get your bat back and damaged Jim for 31,000 dmg.
Issac's Roll: 5: He has no ammo for the Line Gun.

Teracotta: I cleave Jim in half with my Flame Sword of Badassness.
Roll: 6: You some what fuck up Jim with your Flame Sword of Badassness dealing 5,000 dmg.

Cookie53: Switch to Dark Matter Mode And Blast The Damn bot into a new darkage.
Roll: 8: You fire off a Blast of Dark Matter that sends Jim half way into the darkage dealing 15,000 dmg

Nubsy: Finish my hot beverage and leave Jim with a perplexing paradox, hopefully exposing his mind to the terror's of the warp and turning him into a gibbering, burning, wreck.
Roll: 5: The terror's of the warp don't do much but it does do damage for 2,000.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18%/B]

erik802: 500/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK bat,+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 800/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 900/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 1000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower [/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]

Jericho_Rus 800/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Enraged[/b]

Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

reecematee: 1000/1000

Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b]

[B]Allies | Max Amount of Allies Reached |[/B]
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B]
Undead Army 55,555/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Undead Old Chinese Lady 4000/5000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo, Crossu88)[/B]
Unholy Abomination [B]45% summoned[/B]
Legal Aliens from Space 45,000/50,000 [B]Controllable by (Anyone)[/B]
Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 18,000/125,000 [B]Robotic, Water-Proof, Legs blasted off, Repairs by intense heat.[/B]

[B]Objects of concern[/B]
SPESS MEHRINE's Make-shift Nuclear Bomb will go off in 6 turns (Roll of 8 or higher needed to disable).

[Elizer]

Myself: I wind up for a home run swing against Jim's head.

Isaac: Isaac goes to the store to buy some line gun ammo.

[Synapseudo]

I read "How to avoid accidents while working out for dummies".

[Cookie53]

I Use my Teleporter Ray on The Nuke and Use my Devastator again on the Bot only this time overcharge

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I board the SPESS MEHRINE battle barge Litany of Litany's Litany to chill and watch everyone else die.

Edit: You know what, fuck my last order. I order my battle brothers in SPESS to bombard the living fuck out of the undead army and the chinese lady. Thats what you get for screwing with my nuclear missle bomb.

[Ven Kaeo]

I command the undead army and undead chinese lady to pick up the nuke and start running away with it. I also continue summoning the abomination.

[editline]19th February 2011[/editline]

((Where did I get +10 luck?

Also if anyone is curious this is what I'm summoning:
[media]http://www.keyourcars.com/wp-content/uploads/Elemental_battle_by_Amisgaudi.jpg[/media]))

[Teracotta]

I receive word from the emperor that he doesn't want the nuke to go off so I disable the damn nuke. He also said that if spess mehrine interferes that he will unite the legions of actual space marines to seriously fuck him and his fag friends up.

[Trounark]

I use my portable shuttle to escape to my space station placed on earth's orbit and then proceed to destroy Kim with my orbital space cannon, I will stay here until the nuke has gone off or been disabled.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

[QUOTE=Teracotta;28158802]I receive word from the emperor that he doesn't want the nuke to go off so I disable the damn nuke. He also said that if spess mehrine interferes that he will unite the legions of actual space marines to seriously fuck him and his fag friends up.[/QUOTE]

Who is this emperor of which you speak? I only know the EMPRAH!

[Crossu88]

I suggest to Ven Kaeo to deliver the old chinese lady to the nice people who have the abomination cued to have some "Private time" to help us cast the abomination faster.

[Ven Kaeo]

((er... I'm stitching it together from a large number of other corpses. It's not 'cued' anywhere.))

[Jericho_Rus]

I make myself a sandwich.

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Elizer: Myself: I wind up for a home run swing against Jim's head. | Isaac: Isaac goes to the store to buy some line gun ammo.
Roll: 5: This time around you only deal 1,000 dmg.
Isaac's Roll: -: He head down to the store buying a few rounds.

Bl1tzX: I read "How to avoid accidents while working out for dummies".
Roll: 7; The book got somewhat boring but you do feel like you know how to avoid an accident.

Cookie53: I Use my Teleporter Ray on The Nuke and Use my Devastator again on the Bot only this time overcharge
Roll: 4: The bomb must of had a shield for the Teleporter has no effect. also you are out of charges.

SPESS MEHRINE: I order my battle brothers in SPESS to bombard the living fuck out of the undead army and the chinese lady. Thats what you get for screwing with my nuclear missle bomb.
Roll: 9: The battle brothers drops a fuck ton of bombs on the undead army and the chinese lady blowing up 15,555 for the undead and 3,000 for the Chinese lady.

Ven Kaeo: I command the undead army and undead Chinese lady to pick up the nuke and start running away with it. I also continue summoning the abomination.
Roll: 8: After SPESS MEHRINE's bombardment the army is too weak to carry out this order but in the same time you make big process on summoning the abomination for you have summoned 50% more.

Teracotta: I receive word from the emperor that he doesn't want the nuke to go off so I disable the damn nuke. He also said that if spess mehrine interferes that he will unite the legions of actual space marines to seriously fuck him and his fag friends up.
Roll: 6: So damn close to disarming the bomb you only delay it for 2 more turns.

Trounark: I use my portable shuttle to escape to my space station placed on earth's orbit and then proceed to destroy Kim with my orbital space cannon, I will stay here until the nuke has gone off or been disabled.
Roll: 2: Oh shit the portable shuttle explodes in space leaving you to die in space.

Crossu88: I suggest to Ven Kaeo to deliver the old chinese lady to the nice people who have the abomination cued to have some "Private time" to help us cast the abomination faster.
Roll: -: Ven explains that he will be stitching it together.

Jericho_Rus: I make myself a sandwich.
Roll: 10: You don't just make yourself a sandwich, You make yourself one hell of a fucking good sandwich! That you eat overhealing for 2,000 hp.

[B]Party Members[/B]

SPESS MEHRINE: 1000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18%/B]

erik802: 500/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK bat,+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 150/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 650/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™[/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]

theseltsamone 850/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 0/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Dead[/B]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength, Headless,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 600/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 800/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 100/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 750/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 900/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 700/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Devastator [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 800/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

B0b0: 1000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower [/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]

Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

reecematee: 1000/1000

Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b]

[B]Allies | Max Amount of Allies Reached |[/B]
Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B]
Undead Army 40,000/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Undead Old Chinese Lady 1,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo, Crossu88)[/B]
Unholy Abomination [B]95% summoned[/B]
Legal Aliens from Space 45,000/50,000 [B]Controllable by (Anyone)[/B]
Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 17,000/125,000 [B]Robotic, Water-Proof, Legs blasted off, Repairs by intense heat.[/B]

[B]Objects of concern[/B]
SPESS MEHRINE's Make-shift Nuclear Bomb will go off in 7 turns (Roll of 8 or higher needed to disable).
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[quote=Ven Kaeo;168624]Where did I get +10 luck?[/quote]
Mr Anderson gave you his lucky medallion to speed up summoning and since the medallion is lucky it offers +10 luck.

[Synapseudo]

I grab Jim and force what's left of his robotic body into the nuke, hoping to disarm it in the process as well.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

I call in a company of SPESS MEHRINES to help defend the nuke, anyone wanting to disarm the nuke will have to kill them first.

[Crossu88]

(( Ven Kaeo, you gotta understand the basics to having a dumb character! ))

I am seriously pissed off about this, so I go into and absolute rage-fit and reloading my gun and expending 12 bullets! All of them pointing to towards kim-jong. ( 6 is the max amount of ammo I can hold in my revolver! (Duh.))

[LineArc]

I run up to the nuke and proceed to beat on it with a hammer, hoping to detonate it or speed up the process of it detonating.

[Ven Kaeo]

Spess Mehrine what the fuck is wrong with you

[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]

I command my Undead Army and the Undead Chinese Lady to attack Spess Mehrine, finishing the summoning of the Unholy Abomination and commanding it to throw the nuclear device at the ship where the Spess Mehrine idiot keeps getting reinforcements.

[Hoppenheimer]

I was sleeping again, so I wake up and start punching Jim-Kong really fast while having Ubercharge while shouting "AATTATATATATATATATATATATATA"

[The Winner]

I disrobe to gain more charisma.

[Playguy]

Wait... I died because I ate my shit? Well, I'll have you know your shit is a very good source of nutrition!

[backwardspy]

I fire a volley of elemental arrows at SPESS MEHRINE for being a cock

[Rexen]

I go all out on Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill

[Combiner8761]

Hold on, SPESS MEHRINE has a nuke?

...

:smug:

I absorb the power of the nuke with my [b]Power harvester cannon™[/b] so that the nuke won't work, and fire a concentrated blast (so it won't hurt anybody else.) at Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill.