• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I attempt to speed up the process of the nuke's detonation.
It's not like I have anything better to do, so I read a porno magazine. :v:
If the shuttle was going to explode why didn't it explode on earth? Seems like you wanted me dead.
I tell my black wardens to adjust the rave sheild to paralize the SPESS MEHRINE as he is becomeing a blight on our team :smug: and I help finish off the last 5% of the abomination
I Recharge my Gun and Combine it With the Teleporter Gun For a Warp gun that can teleport everyone expect the allies but my gun will go into stastis for 1 turn, also grants teleport enemy.
Myself: I help out Cookie with his teleporter gun by upgrading it if I can. Issac: I ask Issac to help Combiner with his [B]Power harvester cannon™[/B] by upgrading it if he can.
okok if the other nuke-neutralizing rolls don't work i sacrifice myself and cover up the bomb with my body this is an if though so all of the other rolls have to fail
Disarm the nuke with a paperclip and apple juice box.
Army of actual Space Marines arrive blah kills Spess fags friends blah diffuse nuke blah.
((Any reason why Spess Mehrine hasn't been added to the 'foes/traitors' list?))
I fire a portal ontop of a mountain then one next to me, I attempt to disarm the bomb. If I make a mistake, I go through the portal and close. :smug:
I use ELECTROSHOCK NOT-QUITE-THERAPY on Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill.
I'm still looking for my head, waving my arms at my team members to heal me or something
[B]Commands[/B] Bl1tzX: I grab Jim and force what's left of his robotic body into the nuke, hoping to disarm it in the process as well. Roll: 4: You were unable to grab Jim, thus he grabs and throws you around dealing 100 dmg. SPESS MEHRINE: I call in a company of SPESS MEHRINES to help defend the nuke, anyone wanting to disarm the nuke will have to kill them first. Roll: 2: The company of SPESS MEHRINES refuses. Crossu88: I am seriously pissed off about this, so I go into and absolute rage-fit and reloading my gun and expending 12 bullets! All of them pointing to towards kim-jong. Roll: 7: Seriously pissed off you fire off all off the rounds you could in Jim blasting away 5,000 Valon Kyre: I run up to the nuke and proceed to beat on it with a hammer, hoping to detonate it or speed up the process of it detonating. Roll: 5: Running at the bomb, SPESS MEHRINE thinks you're going to try disarming it, so he intercepts you beating you in to the ground for 200 dmg. Ven Kaeo: I command my Undead Army and the Undead Chinese Lady to attack Spess Mehrine, finishing the summoning of the Unholy Abomination and commanding it to throw the nuclear device at the ship where the Spess Mehrine idiot keeps getting reinforcements. Roll: 7: The undead swarms SPESS MEHRINE beating 300 hp out of him, also you finish the summoning. Killer112: I was sleeping again, so I wake up and start punching Jim-Kong really fast while having Ubercharge while shouting "AATTATATATATATATATATATATATA" Roll: 6: You get up and You go towards Jim to throw a few punches that deal 1,000 dmg. The Winner: I disrobe to gain more charisma. Roll: 7: Well you disrobe that gives you +1 charisma Playguy: Wait... I died because I ate my shit? Well, I'll have you know your shit is a very good source of nutrition! Roll: -: Not yours apparently. Chris220: I fire a volley of elemental arrows at SPESS MEHRINE for being a cock Roll: 4: After all of the arrows hit SPESS MEHRINE you discover that his armor is Arrow-Proof Rexen: I go all out on Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill Roll: 9: You jump you kick you punch and do bunch of different shit anyways you destroy Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill Combiner8761: I absorb the power of the nuke with my Power harvester cannon™ so that the nuke won't work, and fire a concentrated blast (so it won't hurt anybody else.) at Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill. Roll: 6: You absorbed some of the power but not all. This delays the nuke by 3 turns b0b0: I attempt to speed up the process of the nuke's detonation. Roll: 7: You ass the nuke speeds up detonation by 5 turns Jericho_Rus: It's not like I have anything better to do, so I read a porno magazine. Roll: -: You pull out a porno magazine and start to read it this make you feel like a pimp for some odd reason. Trounark: If the shuttle was going to explode why didn't it explode on earth? Roll: -: Well shit happens however Death decrees your death invalid, thus reviving you. Mr Anderson: I tell my black wardens to adjust the rave shield to paralyze the SPESS MEHRINE as he is becoming a blight on our team Roll: 7: The shield paralyzes SPESS MEHRINE. Cookie53: I Recharge my Gun and Combine it With the Teleporter Gun For a Warp gun that can teleport everyone expect the allies but my gun will go into stastis for 1 turn, also grants teleport enemy. Roll: 6: You combine both weapons to make a Portable Warp gun however the gun has to go into stasis for a turn. Elizer: Myself: I help out Cookie with his teleporter gun by upgrading it if I can. | Issac: I ask Issac to help Combiner with his Power harvester cannon™ by upgrading it if he can. Roll: 8: You add a few touches here n' their also you find a way to get it out of stasis. Issac's Roll: 7: Issac installs a few power nodes to increase it's absorbing power. Arctic-Zone: I sacrifice myself and cover up the bomb with my body Roll: 10: Must of hit some kind of button for the nuke deactivates. Nubsy: Disarm the nuke with a paperclip and apple juice box. Roll: -: The bomb is already disarmed. Teracotta: Army of actual Space Marines arrive blah kills Spess fags friends blah diffuse nuke blah. Roll: 5: The emperor is unable to send some actual Space Marines since their needed elsewhere badly. PrivateNomad: I fire a portal ontop of a mountain then one next to me, I attempt to disarm the bomb. If I make a mistake, I go through the portal and close. Roll: -: You would do all of that if the bomb was active. NecroBiologist: I use ELECTROSHOCK NOT-QUITE-THERAPY on Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill. Roll: -: You use ELECTROSHOCK NOT-QUITE-THERAPY on Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill but since he's dead nothing happens. Ray551: I'm still looking for my head, waving my arms at my team members to heal me or something Roll: 7: You start waving your arms at team members however your head starts to grow back. [B]Party Members[/B] erik802: 500/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b] BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Skunky: 1000/1000 [B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B] Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat,+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Rsam: 150/1,000 [B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 650/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] theseltsamone 850/1,000 [B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 [B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 600/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 800/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Dustinm16: 100/1,000 [B]Crapped Pants[/B] [B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 [B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Shadoxa: 1000/1000 [B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 650/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 900/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]+3 Strength[/B] Cookie53: 700/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b] RaveRaze: 800/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower [/b] AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B] Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] reecematee: 1000/1000 Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b] Valon Kyre: 800/1000 [B]Allies | Max Amount of Allies Reached |[/B] Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 40,000/66,666 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B] Undead Old Chinese Lady 1,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo, Crossu88)[/B] Unholy Abomination 250,000/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B] Legal Aliens from Space 45,000/50,000 [B]Controllable by (Anyone)[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Jim-Kong-Gravely-Ill 0/125,000 [B]Destroyed[/B] [B]Traitors[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 700/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18%, Arrow-Proof, Paralyzed[/B] B0b0: 1000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]+3 Strength[/B] [B]Objects of concern[/B] SPESS MEHRINE's Make-shift Nuclear Bomb is deactivated (Roll of 8 or higher needed to start up).
Me and Issac (joint roll) both decide we need to get rid of the nuke. Issac says it would probably be best to detonate it above space to create an EMP.
Pocket the nuke, might come in handy later and stuff.
I Fire The Warp Gun Spess MEHRINE with Dark matter mode in attempts to stop him from killing us all.
Unholy Abomination: Throw the nuke at Spess Mehrine's battle barge. I work dark magic to increase the amount of zombies and ghouls in the Undead Army both by forcing the undead chinese lady into it and summoning more, increasing its' max HP and healing it.
I throw an educational book about accents at SPESS MEHRINE.
[B]Commands[/B] Elizer: Me and Issac (joint roll) both decide we need to get rid of the nuke. Issac says it would probably be best to detonate it above space to create an EMP. Roll: 6: Moving the nuke is easy but how are you going to get it into space? You wonder to yourselves. Nubsy: Pocket the nuke, might come in handy later and stuff. Roll: 5: Whoa the nuke is way too big to fit in your pockets. Cookie53: I Fire The Warp Gun at Spess MEHRINE with Dark matter mode in attempts to stop him from killing us all. Roll: 8: The gun Warps SPESS MEHRINE in many different ways dealing 600 dmg. Ven Kaeo: I work dark magic to increase the amount of zombies and ghouls in the Undead Army both by forcing the undead chinese lady into it and summoning more, increasing its' max HP and healing it. | Unholy Abomination: Throw the nuke at Spess Mehrine's battle barge. Roll: 7: Working dark magic you summoned many more undead and forced the undead chinese lady into it. Unholy Abomination's Roll: 6: The Abomination successfully throws the nuke at the battle barge setting it off but not in the of a nuke no but in the way of a frag grenade. In fact it seems that the nuke was a frag grenade the whole time. Bl1tzX: I throw an educational book about accents at SPESS MEHRINE. Roll: 4: SPESS MEHRINE finds the book rather dull and boring. [B]Party Members[/B] erik802: 500/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b] BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Skunky: 1000/1000 [B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B] Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat,+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Rsam: 150/1,000 [B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 650/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] theseltsamone 850/1,000 [B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 [B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 600/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 800/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Dustinm16: 100/1,000 [B]Crapped Pants[/B] [B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 [B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Shadoxa: 1000/1000 [B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 650/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 900/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]+3 Strength[/B] Cookie53: 700/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b] RaveRaze: 800/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower [/b] AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B] Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, -5 Intelligence[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] reecematee: 1000/1000 Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b] Valon Kyre: 800/1000 [B]Allies | 1 More ally allowed |[/B] Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 99,999/99,999 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B] Unholy Abomination 250,000/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B] Legal Aliens from Space 45,000/50,000 [B]Controllable by (Anyone)[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Pack of Velociraptors 70,000/70,000 [B]Traitors[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 100/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending, +6 Speed, +3 Strength,TDR +18%, Arrow-Proof[/B] B0b0: 1000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]+3 Strength[/B] [B]Random event[/B] Some kind of portal opens and outcomes what looks like a Pack of Velociraptors.
Size up the Velociraptors and pocket one.
I grab one of Jim Kong-Il's severed robotic leg and bring it down onto SPESS MEHRINE's head.
I pull out a codex on Dark Magic and read it to boost my intelligence and thus ensure better success with summoning. Unholy Abomination: Pick up Spess Mehrine and throw him at the Velociraptors. Undead Army: Swarm the Velociraptors and kill them. Infect any dead Velociraptor to add it to the horde.
Myself: I attempt to saddle up and domesticate a Velociraptor. Issac: I ask Issac to dispose of SPESS MEHRINE in any way possible. I would prefer his signature curb stomp.
I run up a volcano, Fire a portal in it and fire another near the dinosaur. Complete Annihilation. :smug:
I talk to the legalized aliens from space and ask them if they could do anything about my intelligence stat, and my weapon.
Help Elizer get the nuke into space while shooting Spess fag in the kneecaps.
Cry.
[B]Commands[/B] Nubsy: Size up the Velociraptors and pocket one. Roll: 7: You sized the Velociraptors and managed to pocket one. Bl1tzX: I grab one of Jim Kong-Il's severed robotic leg and bring it down onto SPESS MEHRINE's head. Roll: 6: You take a leg and bet SPESS MEHRINE's head in dealing 50 dmg. Ven Kaeo: I pull out a codex on Dark Magic and read it to boost my intelligence and thus ensure better success with summoning. | Unholy Abomination: Pick up Spess Mehrine and throw him at the Velociraptors. | Undead Army: Swarm the Velociraptors and kill them. Infect any dead Velociraptor to add it to the horde. Roll: 7: You conjure a codex on Dark Magic that gives insight on the uses of Dark Magic + 4 Intelligence Abomination's Roll: 8: He picks up Spess Mehrine tossing him at the Velociraptors that then tear him up killing him. Army's Roll: 6: It's a big battle between the undead and the dinos. You lose 11,000 men but they manage to kill and infect a few of them. Elizer: Myself: I attempt to saddle up and domesticate a Velociraptor. | Issac: I ask Issac to dispose of SPESS MEHRINE in any way possible. I would prefer his signature curb stomp. Roll: 9: You grab a Velociraptor calming it down and at the same time saddling it up. Issac's Roll: -: Issac curb stomps SPESS MEHRINE limbs off. PrivateNomad: I run up a volcano, Fire a portal in it and fire another near the dinosaur. Complete Annihilation. Roll: 5: You set up a trap of portals and a few dinosaurs fall for it Annihilating 5,000 of them. Crossu88: I talk to the legalized aliens from space and ask them if they could do anything about my intelligence stat, and my weapon. Roll: 6: They fix your mind as for your weapon they have no idea what to do with it. Teracotta: Help Elizer get the nuke into space while shooting Spess fag in the kneecaps. Roll: -: The nuke is gone as is Spess. SPESS MEHRINE: Cry. Roll: 10: You cry manly tears however a demon starts to feel empathy for you so he combines his soul with yours putting you in demon form that can walk the earth once again (Basically you revive as a demon.) [B]Party Members[/B] erik802: 500/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] TrulliLulli: 1,350/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b] BLUcody: 150/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Skunky: 1000/1000 [B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B] Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat,+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Rsam: 150/1,000 [B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 650/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] theseltsamone 850/1,000 [B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 [B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 600/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] KingOfScience: 925/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Onforty: 1,200/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 800/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Dustinm16: 100/1,000 [B]Crapped Pants[/B] [B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 [B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Shadoxa: 1000/1000 [B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Sl344: 850/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 650/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 900/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] SinjinOmega: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]+3 Strength[/B] Cookie53: 700/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b] RaveRaze: 800/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] FreddiRox: 990/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 500/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor.[/b] AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] EFG 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%, + 4 Intelligence[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B] Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 650/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] reecematee: 1000/1000 Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b] Valon Kyre: 800/1000 [B]Allies | Max reached |[/B] Post-modern Black Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 100,111/111,111 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), Now with Undead Velociraptors.[/B] Unholy Abomination 250,000/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B] Legal Aliens from Space 45,000/50,000 [B]Controllable by (Anyone)[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Domesticated Velociraptor 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Pack of Velociraptors 57,000/70,000 [B]Traitors[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 5,000/5,000 [B]Devil deal pending, Demon Form[/B] B0b0: 1000/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]+3 Strength[/B]
I set up a large pitfall trap that will hopefully trap the Velociraptors.
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