The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[Ven Kaeo]

(God fucking damn it he's back again?)

I cast a spell to increase the strength of the ghouls and zombies in my army, making them deal more damage.

Undead Army: Continue to fight the Velociraptors, infecting all that die to fuel the ranks.
Unholy Abomination: Punch Spess Mehrine in the face as hard as possible.

[Crossu88]

You know what? These enemies aren't as amusing anymore. I load up my incendiary rounds seeing as m regular rounds are nearly depleted and shoot the living FUCK out of the Velociraptors

[Cookie53]

I Use The warp Gun on to Spess Mehrine, i Teleport him to a different Plane of this Universe were he could never possible escape, Also for Elizer help i give him my Devastators Blueprints as a reward.

[Mr Anderson]

Since i have my lucky medallion back I try to kidnap a lone raptor for "research"

Black wardens: They relise with a demon on the feild they need a change of tactics, they tell the LOYAL space marines that one of their commanders has gone rogue and they request grey knight training

[b0b0]

Dang, it's off. I attempt to re-arm the nuke, then jump into a vortex.

[LineArc]

Steal a nearby spaceship and crash it (Obviously ejecting before impact) into the only porta-potty for 1582 light years, dooming everyone to shit there pants in a hour or so (3 turns).

[Nubsy]

Size up b0b0 and pocket him before he can rearm the nuke.

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In the same pocket as the velociraptor, hyuk hyuk hyuk.

[nouvellehalf]

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i heal people passively for 100 health each turn until their health is full

[NecroBiologist]

I summon ROBERT MULDOON to combat the pack of raptors!

[PrivateNomad]

I dig deep underground and attempt to ask Justin Bieber to sing, Thus ear raping ALL of the Velociraptors.

[Hoppenheimer]

I attempt to learn more magic spells, because I'm a weak bastard and all I know is Lightning.

[Elizer]

:hist101:

I tell Issac to saddle up on the raptor and me and him take shots at SPESS MEHRINE

[Disgruntled]

Shoot the velociraptors.

[Combiner8761]

Why, SPEES MEHRINE, why do you always give me prime opportunities to obtain POWERFUL POWERS!

Well, by "always" i mean twice... Whatever, i absorb SPEES MEHRINE's powers, or demon powers, or hybrid powers, with the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] and shoot a blast at SPEES MEHRINE.

[Jericho_Rus]

I fire a .357 cal Revolver at the Velociraptors.

[SPESS MEHRINE]

Where did I go wrong? All of my battle brothers hate me, and now I'm a demon!?? I decide to end my own life in the manliest way possible.

[b0b0]

[QUOTE=SPESS MEHRINE;28189032]Where did I go wrong? All of my battle brothers hate me, and now I'm a demon!?? I decide to end my own life in the manliest way possible.[/QUOTE]

Stay, stay alive. Together we shall conquer this forgotten realm, and rule all that is possible!

[Teracotta]

Turn B0b0's face into mashed potatoes.

[Rexen]

The velociraptor are but mere servents of the Creature of Havoc. I command them to obey me.

[backwardspy]

I fire an armour-piercing arrow through SPESS MEHRINE's heart

[b0b0]

I don't hate you guys, just wait. :buddy:
After the next turn, you'll all know my life saving plan!

[Rsam]

[B]Commands[/B]
Bl1tzX: I set up a large pitfall trap that will hopefully trap the Velociraptors.
Roll: 4: The Velociraptors avoid the trap and swarm you tearing away 300 hp.

Ven Kaeo: I cast a spell to increase the strength of the ghouls and zombies in my army, making them deal more damage. | Undead Army: Continue to fight the Velociraptors, infecting all that die to fuel the ranks. | Unholy Abomination: Punch Spess Mehrine in the face as hard as possible.
Roll: 6: Working with dark magic you increase the undead army's strength by 2.
Army's Roll: 8: The army kills and infects more of the Velociraptors boosting the army's max hp by 33,333.
Abomination: 5: The Abomination misses Spess Mehrine.

Crossu88: You know what? These enemies aren't as amusing anymore. I load up my incendiary rounds seeing as my regular rounds are nearly depleted and shoot the living FUCK out of the Velociraptors
Roll: 9: You lock n' load your guns with incendiary rounds while shooting the fuck out of the Velociraptors dealing 20,000 dmg.

Cookie53: I Use The warp Gun on to Spess Mehrine, i Teleport him to a different Plane of this Universe were he could never possible escape, Also for Elizer help i give him my Devastators Blueprints as a reward.
Roll: 7:You use the warp Gun on Spess Mehrine teleporting him in a different Plane of this Universe also you hand Elizer the Devastators Blueprints.

Mr Anderson: Since i have my lucky medallion back I try to kidnap a lone raptor for "research" | Black wardens: They relise with a demon on the feild they need a change of tactics, they tell the LOYAL space marines that one of their commanders has gone rogue and they request grey knight training
Roll: 6: Walking along the trail you encounter a injured raptor that you soon kidnap for "research" however it may die anytime soon.
Black warden's Roll: 7: They get the message and train your Black wardens into Gray wardens.

b0b0: Dang, it's off. I attempt to re-arm the nuke, then jump into a vortex.
Roll: -: You have keep up with the times. The nuke already exploded like a frag grenade for it was a frag grenade.

Valon Kyre: Steal a nearby spaceship and crash it (Obviously ejecting before impact) into the only porta-potty for 1582 light years, dooming everyone to shit there pants in a hour or so (3 turns).
Roll: 6: The spaceship just misses the porta-potty by an centimeter.

Nubsy: Size up b0b0 and pocket him before he can rearm the nuke.
Roll: 3: b0b0 slaps you before you could pocket him dealing 200 dmg.

Arctic-Zone: i heal people passively for 100 health each turn until their health is full
Roll: 5: You start healing people passively for 50 health

NecroBiologist: I summon ROBERT MULDOON to combat the pack of raptors!
Roll: 3: You almost completed the summoning until a raptor leaps on you tearing away 200 hp.

PrivateNomad: I dig deep underground and attempt to ask Justin Bieber to sing, Thus ear raping ALL of the Velociraptors.
Roll: 5: Well due to bieber being shot to death you instead dig up a vid of him singing. When the Velociraptors hear it they start to rather enjoy it so they rave to it.

Killer112: I attempt to learn more magic spells, because I'm a weak bastard and all I know is Lightning.
Roll: 7: You trip on a book detailing the powerful uses of fire.

Elizer: I tell Issac to saddle up on the raptor and me and him take shots at SPESS MEHRINE
Roll: -: Issac saddles up on the raptor and you n' him take pot shots at SPESS MEHRINE's painting of himself.

Disgruntled: Shoot the velociraptors.
Roll: 7: You fire 12 shots into the velociraptors managing to kill one.

Combiner8761: i absorb SPEES MEHRINE's powers, or demon powers, or hybrid powers, with the Power harvester cannon™! and shoot a blast at SPEES MEHRINE.
Roll: 8: The harvester cannon sucks all of the demon power while at the same time shooting a blast off at SPEES MEHRINE dealing 2,000 dmg.

Jericho_Rus: I fire a .357 cal Revolver at the Velociraptors.
Roll: 6: You line up a shot at one of the Velociraptors killing one.

SPESS MEHRINE: Where did I go wrong? All of my battle brothers hate me, and now I'm a demon!?? I decide to end my own life in the manliest way possible.
Roll: -: Trapped in a alt. Universe all of your battle brothers hate you and most of all you're a demon so in the end you kill yourself in the manliest way possible.

Teracotta: Turn B0b0's face into mashed potatoes.
Roll: 4: Perhaps if your cooking skill was higher you could smash his face into mashed potatoes.

Rexen: The velociraptor are but mere servents of the Creature of Havoc. I command them to obey me
Roll: 5: The velociraptors seem too busy raving to Justin Bieber.

Chris220: I fire an armour-piercing arrow through SPESS MEHRINE's heart
Roll: -: Those ideas come a little late for SPESS MEHRINE is dead for good.

[B]Party Members[/B]
erik802: 550/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending[/B]

TrulliLulli: 1,400/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

BLUcody: 200/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Skunky: 1000/1000
[B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B]

Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250
[B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastators Blueprints, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Rsam: 200/1,000
[B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 700/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]

theseltsamone 900/1,000
[B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700
[B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Trounark: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EqueL: 1,000/1,000
[B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 450/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000
[B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

KingOfScience: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Onforty: 1,250/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ohforf: 1,000/1,000
[B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 850/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Dustinm16: 150/1,000
[B]Crapped Pants[/B]
[B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000
[B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Shadoxa: 1000/1000
[B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chrisl: 1,000/1,000
[B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

killa747: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Sl344: 900/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MrDestroyer: 800/1,000
[B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 400/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 950/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

SinjinOmega: 550/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]+3 Strength[/B]

Cookie53: 750/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b]

RaveRaze: 850/1,000
[B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

FreddiRox: 1,000/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]

PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

PrivateNomad 550/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Orckrast 800/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 550/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 850/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor.[/b]

AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

EFG 950/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

sonictrey 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Teracotta 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%, + 4 Intelligence[/b]

Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crossu88 700/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b]

reecematee: 1000/1000

Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b]

Valon Kyre: 850/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B]

[B]Allies | 1 More allowed |[/B]
Post-modern Gray Wardens 21,000/21,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B]
Undead Army 133,444/144,444 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), Now with Undead Velociraptors, +2 Strength[/B]
Unholy Abomination 250,000/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]
Domesticated Velociraptor 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Pack of Velociraptors 30,000/70,000 [B]Raving to Justin Bieber's music.[/B]

[B]Traitors[/B]
SPESS MEHRINE: 0/5,000
[B]Devil deal pending, Dead for good[/B]

B0b0: 1000/1,000
[B]HATED BY SKUNKY[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]+3 Strength[/B]

[B]Random Event[/B]
The Legal Aliens from Space take off into space never coming back.

[b0b0]

Wow. Anyways, my plan was to throw the nuke at the enemies, and regain your trust.

COMMAND? I run to the Velociraptors, and give them a friendly welcome:D
(Beating them to a pulp)

[backwardspy]

I run amongst the velociraptor pack, whirling my blade around in wide arcs

[Teracotta]

But I'm a girl therefore my cooking skills are the best. :l

[b0b0]

No. Anyways, my plan wasn't to kill you guys, it was to help!

[Cookie53]

I Fire My warp Mode to Place a teleporter right next to the raptors that links to a black hole draggin them in.

[Ven Kaeo]

I cast a spell to bring Spess Mehrine back as an intelligent Wight to fight alongside us, making sure to chain his conciousness to me to prevent treachery.

Undead Army: Finish off the Velociraptors
Unholy Abomination: Punch B0b0 in the face.

[Mr Anderson]

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;28192516]"I cast a spell to bring Spess Mehrine back as an intelligent Wight to fight alongside us"[/QUOTE]

You beat me to it :saddowns:

Me: Now that my black wardens are offical grey wardens, i request a grey knight squad from the imperium just incase we have any more demon problems

Grey Wardens: They laugh at the raptors raving and challenge them to a rave off

[Elizer]

Myself: I start building the Devastator.

Issac: I ask Issac for a few power nodes to help me make the Devastator more powerful.