The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

Give him a proper slapping back, then pocket Teracotta. I need a pocket-minion. (Obviously in the safe pocket, not the velociraptor pocket.)

The velociraptors... raving to Justin Bieber?! Just hearing the name makes me get RAGE status and I learn the magic spell Fire and I start to shoot lots of fireballs at the velociraptors. Also, because I'm using my phone now, the real me (Tomi) appears on the battlefield and starts to fight.

I fire a endless barrage of demon powers at the velociraptors.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;28192516]I cast a spell to bring Spess Mehrine back as an intelligent Wight to fight alongside us, making sure to chain his conciousness to me to prevent treachery. Undead Army: Finish off the Velociraptors Unholy Abomination: Punch B0b0 in the face.[/QUOTE] Gosh, I had a plan, and I was good all along! I had no intentions of hurting you guys!

I spend some time at the local firing range to improve my accuracy.

[B]Commands[/B] b0b0: I run to the Velociraptors, and give them a friendly welcome:D (Beating them to a pulp) Roll: 7: You run at the Velociraptors to give them a warm welcome with your fist. You bash many raptors to a pulp (8,000 dmg) also you become a little more trusty. Chris220: I run amongst the velociraptor pack, whirling my blade around in wide arcs Roll: 9: Oh joy you run among the velociraptor pack cutting down the velociraptors (10,000 dmg). Teracotta: But I'm a girl therefore my cooking skills are the best. :l Roll: -: Fine your cooking skills are the best in the world. Cookie53: I Fire My warp Mode to Place a teleporter right next to the raptors that links to a black hole draggin them in. Roll: 5: The black hole sucks some but not all (1,000 dmg). Ven Kaeo: I cast a spell to bring Spess Mehrine back as an intelligent Wight to fight alongside us, making sure to chain his conciousness to me to prevent treachery. | Undead Army: Finish off the Velociraptors | Unholy Abomination: Punch B0b0 in the face. Roll: 7: The spell brings Spess Mehrine back as an intelligent Wight not as powerful but still him. Army's Roll: 4: Your army goes for a another round however this time the raptors ambush the army by surprise taking 20,000 undead with them. Abomination: 6: The Abomination takes his fist and bangs B0b0 in the head dealing 250 dmg. Mr Anderson: Me: Now that my black wardens are offical grey wardens, i request a grey knight squad from the imperium just incase we have any more demon problems | Grey Wardens: They laugh at the raptors raving and challenge them to a rave off Roll: 4: They laugh at you saying that training your black wardens is enough. Warden's Roll: 8: Your raving Gray Wardens put the raptors to shame hell some of them join the wardens increasing your wardens max hp by 10,000. Elizer: Myself: I start building the Devastator. | Issac: I ask Issac for a few power nodes to help me make the Devastator more powerful. Roll: 6: You built the Devastator. Issac's Roll: 4: Issac hand you a few power nodes but all of them are defunct and useless. Nubsy: Give him a proper slapping back, then pocket Teracotta. I need a pocket-minion. Roll: 7: You slap B0b0 back dealing 100 dmg. However Teracotta talks you out of pocketing her or at least you fall alsleep during her renting. Killer112: The velociraptors... raving to Justin Bieber?! Just hearing the name makes me get RAGE status and I learn the magic spell Fire and I start to shoot lots of fireballs at the velociraptors. Roll: 9: The raptors raving to Justin Bieber?! That just pisses you off so you shoot lots of fireballs at the raptors Killing all but one. Combiner8761: I fire a endless barrage of demon powers at the velociraptors. Roll: 6: You fire demon-like powers at the last raptor dealing 750 dmg. Crossu88: I spend some time at the local firing range to improve my accuracy. Roll: 7: You expand hot lead into targets improving your accuracy [B]Party Members[/B] erik802: 700/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] TrulliLulli: 1,450/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b] BLUcody: 250/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Skunky: 1000/1000 [B]HATES b0b0. +3 Strength, TDR +18%[/B] Eva-1337: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength +5 Defense,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bromega513: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] SilverBullet: 1000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nitrowing: 1,250/1,250 [B]Strange yellow colour,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Rsam: 250/1,000 [B]Inventory: Small Phial,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 750/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] theseltsamone 950/1,000 [B]+5 Odour (Abilities: Regeneration),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] MakoSkyDub: 1,700/1,700 [B]+2 Dexterity, (Inventory: Leeching Gauntlet, Nitrowing's Pants),[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] EqueL: 1,000/1,000 [B]Abilities: Organics (Unavailable for 5 turns), +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 500/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] MichaelBrandow: 1,000/1,000 [B]+2 Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] KingOfScience: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Onforty: 1,250/1,500 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ohforf: 1,000/1,000 [B]5+ Intelligence,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 900/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] UnamusedRussian: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Maximo13: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Dustinm16: 200/1,000 [B]Crapped Pants[/B] [B]FATTER THAN GABEN.,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] LieutenantLeo: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Darth_GW7: 1,000/1,000 [B]NOT POISONED DUMB FUCKS, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Shadoxa: 1000/1000 [B]Inventory: Iris Shroud. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chrisl: 1,000/1,000 [B]+10 Charisma,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] killa747: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Intelligence, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Sl344: 950/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] MrDestroyer: 850/1,000 [B]ROBOT ARMOR[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 450/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] MEOWTFLOL: 1,300/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] SinjinOmega: 600/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] GoldenGnome: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Superkill307: 1000/1,000 [B]YOU ARE A PENIS, BLIND,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]+3 Strength[/B] Cookie53: 800/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b] RaveRaze: 900/1,000 [B]+3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Thethe: 1,000/1,00 [B]KITTEN KILLER[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] FreddiRox: 1,000/1,000 [B]Covered in bruises and late.[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B] PHrag 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] PrivateNomad 600/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Orckrast 850/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 600/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor.[/b] AeroSinthetic 1000/1000 [b]+5 Courage[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] EFG 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] sonictrey 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Teracotta 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] MutantBadger: 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ven Kaeo 1000/1000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%, + 4 Intelligence[/b] Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 750/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] eatdembeanz 1000/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] reecematee: 1000/1000 Playguy: 0/1000 [b]Dead[/b] Valon Kyre: 800/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B] [B]Allies | 1 More allowed |[/B] Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 113,444/144,444 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 Strength[/B] Unholy Abomination 250,000/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 50/50 [B]Wight, Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Domesticated Velociraptor 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Velociraptor 250/70,000 [B]One left.[/B] [B]Traitors[/B] B0b0: 650/1,000 [B]HATED BY SKUNKY, TDR +18%, +3 Strength, swaying away from being a Traitor.[/B] ---- I'm going to start clearing the list of people that have not posted in a while next turn.

I kill myself and infuse my spirit with healing potions to spread across the party. My spirit will continue healing everyone FOREVER. Please use a seperate roll to determine the healing value of my spirit. Yes, that means my Generic Elven Healing Druid character is dead, and I may not be coming back with another one.

I cast dark spells to strip Spess Mehrine's soul from his body, killing the body, but turning Spess Mehrine into a Revenant, increasing his damage resistance by 90% Undead Army: Swarm B0b0 and make him one of the collective. Unholy Abominattion: Punch B0b0 in the face again. (Slowly turning him into this: [media]http://dotabestguides.com/wp-content/imagescache/i53.photobucket.com/albums/g70/azman12/untitledjpeg.jpg[/media])

I Use Beam Mode And Slice The Raptors Up, While that I Call Down My Experimental Bot That has a override code.

Myself: I can't exactly remember what the devastator was built to do, so I look in the instruction manual for it to tell me (1 = completely useless, 2 - 4 = can still be useful for something, 5-7 = low grade weapon, 8-9 = medium grade weapon, 10 = high grade weapon) Issac: I ask Issac to acquire some more power nodes for future uses Raptor: I name my Raptor "Dante".

[QUOTE=Rsam;28195774] Teracotta: But I'm a girl therefore my cooking skills are the best. :l Roll: -: Fine your cooking skills are the best in the world. Nubsy: Give him a proper slapping back, then pocket Teracotta. I need a pocket-minion. Roll: 7: You slap B0b0 back dealing 100 dmg. However Teracotta talks you out of pocketing her or at least you fall alsleep during her renting. [/QUOTE] This is acceptable. Also, nice try Nubsy. :P Fuck the raptors up with my flame sword.

Toss a proximity mine approximately where the next enemies will spawn, in an attempt to spawncamp them.

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;28195884]I cast dark spells to strip Spess Mehrine's soul from his body, killing the body, but turning Spess Mehrine into a Revenant, increasing his damage resistance by 90% Undead Army: Swarm B0b0 and make him one of the collective. Unholy Abominattion: Punch B0b0 in the face again. (Slowly turning him into this: [media]http://dotabestguides.com/wp-content/imagescache/i53.photobucket.com/albums/g70/azman12/untitledjpeg.jpg[/media])[/QUOTE] STOP ATTACKING ME, I'M ON YOUR FREAKING SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMMAND> I block Ven's attacks, while cutting everything, except party members, that approaches me with my dwarven, 1H axe.

Having my plan for destroying the Porto-potty failed I do the only thing I know best and take the most ungodly shit in the porto-potty, rendering it completely useless. If I succeed people will shit there pants in 2 turns.

I enter the battle using my Dildo Sword, which gives +5 Seductiveness.

[QUOTE=dvc;28196755]I enter the battle using my Dildo Sword, which gives +5 Seductiveness.[/QUOTE] god damn your avatar

[QUOTE=b0b0;28196552]STOP ATTACKING ME, I'M ON YOUR FREAKING SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMMAND> I block Ven's attacks, while cutting everything, except party members, that approaches me with my dwarven, 1H axe.[/QUOTE] [b]Traitors:[/b] B0b0: 650/1,000 Also I didn't attack my undead army did and there are thousands of them.

I offer b0b0 a chance to redeem himself by restoring his health and putting his name on the charecter list, not the foe list Grey wardens: They relise there from the dragon age universe and that some are warriers, mages and rogues so they want to learn specializationz

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;28196884][b]Traitors:[/b] B0b0: 650/1,000 Also I didn't attack my undead army did and there are thousands of them.[/QUOTE] Though it says, I am trying not to be a trader. This situation is like STar Wars: Episode 3-6, where Anakin is evil, then goes good and helps his son. Wait, I still have MCP!

You may be trying not to be a trader but you're still a traitor.

I hate you. (Not Really)

Re-read your post and my post. You will see that disagree should be a funny :v:

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;28197285]Re-read your post and my post. You will see that disagree should be a funny :v:[/QUOTE] I hate you for making me laugh. (Yet again, not really.) Oh, and on my post, I miss the Bad Spelling rating.

[B]---Commands----[/B] Arctic-Zone: I kill myself and infuse my spirit with healing potions to spread across the party. My spirit will continue healing everyone FOREVER. Roll: 8: You kill yourself infusing your spirit with healing potions that are ever lasting (Heal 100 hp per turn for everybody in the party) Ven Kaeo: I cast dark spells to strip Spess Mehrine's soul from his body, killing the body, but turning Spess Mehrine into a Revenant, increasing his damage resistance by 90% | Undead Army: Swarm B0b0 and make him one of the collective. | Unholy Abomination: Punch B0b0 in the face again. Roll: 7: You turn Spess Mehrine into a powerful Revenant boosting max hp, and damage resistance by 80% Army's Roll: 2: They disobey the order. Abomination: 6: He punches him again dealing 100 dmg. Cookie53: I Use Beam Mode And Slice The Raptors Up, While that I Call Down My Experimental Bot That has a override code. Roll: 9: You kill the last raptor also you call down a Experimental Bot. Elizer: Myself: I can't exactly remember what the devastator was built to do, so I look in the instruction manual for it to tell me | Issac: I ask Issac to acquire some more power nodes for future uses | Raptor: I name my Raptor "Dante". Roll: 6: The instruction manual makes it out to be a low grade weapon Issac's Roll: 8: He find some power nodes in a storage locker as well as a upgrade for the devastator to boost it from a low grade weapon to a mid-Grade weapon. Roll: -: The raptor rather likes the name. Teracotta: Fuck the raptors up with my flame sword Roll: 7: You kill the last raptor with the sword. Disgruntled: Toss a proximity mine approximately where the next enemies will spawn, in an attempt to spawncamp them. Roll: 3: You messed up setting the mine. b0b0: I block Ven's attacks, while cutting everything, except party members, that approaches me with my dwarven, 1H axe. Roll: 10: You block more of Ven's attacks whlie yelling that you on their side and you proved this. Valon Kyre: Having my plan for destroying the Porto-potty failed I do the only thing I know best and take the most ungodly shit in the porto-potty, rendering it completely useless. If I succeed people will shit there pants in 2 turns. Roll: 7: Well you do that but none feel the need to shit. [B]---Party Members---[/B] erik802: 800/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 850/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 600/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 550/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Cookie53: 900/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B] Arctic-Zone 1200/1200 [b]+4 agility, +3 endurance[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] PrivateNomad 700/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 700/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor.[/b] Teracotta 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] Ven Kaeo 1,000/1,000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +18%, + 4 Intelligence[/b] Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 850/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Valon Kyre: 900/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B] B0b0: 550/1,000 [B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B] [B]---Allies | 1 More allowed |---[/B] Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 113,444/144,444 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 Strength[/B] Unholy Abomination 250,000/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B] SPESS MEHRINE: 50,000/50,000 [B]Revenant, Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Experimental Bot 12,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B] [B]---Foes---[/B] Velociraptor 0/70,000 [B]Dead[/B] [B]---Traitors---[/B] - ---- Cleared the list of non-posters to clear up some space also tried something different to make it easier to read. Also I will include the posts I did not include in this update next update.

I look in MCP's manual and learn commands. Then, I type "npc_create npc_Dog" into the console, spawning dog as an ally. Next foe is DnD nerds.

I begin casting spells to turn myself into a Lich, a slow process that will increase my intelligence, damage resistance, max HP, and other stuff that helps me be an awesome necromancer. Undead Army: Infect all of the corpses in the area. Unholy Abomination: Dig up corpses from underground for the Undead to infect. Spess Mehrine: Help turn Ven Kaeo into a Lich.

Preempt the enemies and kill one by stabbing then through a time vortex.

Myself: I ready the Devastator and await the next enemy Issac: Issac reloads all his weapons Dante: I give Dante a Cow to eat.

Next enemy is a rabies infested deathclaw :D (my commands are in my last post that got forgotten :saddowns:)

After going though a bunch of shit the FP party encounters more god damn foes such DnD nerds that bitch at us, a fucking Rabies Infested Deathclaw shows up, and a damn wannabe necromancer shows thinking he's hot shit, and better then Ven Kaeo. [B]---Foes---[/B] DnD nerds 100,000/100,000 Rabies Infested Deathclaw 500,000/500,000 Wannabe Necromancer 250,000/250,000 The Wannabe Necromancer's Army 300,000/300,000 --- Teach those mother-fuckers a lesson