The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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Take a stroll around and spot the abomanation. Proceed to try and fit said abomanation into monster pocket. Along with the velociraptor.
Nubsy fuck off and leave my abomination alone.
[editline]21st February 2011[/editline]
I begin casting spells to turn myself into a Lich, a slow process that will increase my intelligence, damage resistance, max HP, and other stuff that helps me be an awesome necromancer.
Undead Army: Attack the Necromancer
Unholy Abomination: Attack the Necromancer. Punch Nubsy in the face if he gets too close.
Spess Mehrine: Help Ven Kaeo turn himself into a Lich.
I Fire My Warp Gun With Dark Matter Mode at the Necromancer,For the bot i want him to use his chain guns at the dnd nerds.
Guys attack the Necromancer. Don't attack his army. If you kill the mage keeping the ghouls alive they'll lose focus and break apart, then I can merge them into my army and make it ALL POWERFUL.
(meh, ill just do new commands)
Me and my grey attempt to gain specializations for the whole team, dragon age style
I look in MCP's manual and learn commands. Then, I type "npc_create npc_Dog" into the console, spawning dog as an ally.
[QUOTE=Elizer;28198048]Myself: I ready the Devastator and await the next enemy
Issac: Issac reloads all his weapons
Dante: I give Dante a Cow to eat.[/QUOTE]
i uh
arrive as a new character
and i do some homestuck stuff
we're all in the medium now
i prototype my sprite with the dead druid's spirit and myself creating arcticsprite
AND I GO ON AN ADVENTURE WITH YOU GUYS :buddy:
I attempt to upgrade my gun to fire Dark Engergy pellets.
Fuck this bullshit! I fuck up that wannabe necromancer! NONE SHALL BEAT THE FP TEAM!
Explain to the DnD nerds that warhammer 40k is better, and by explain, I mean slice them to ribbons and blow the backs of their skulls out.
[B]---Commands----[/B]
Nubsy: Take a stroll around and spot the abomanation. Proceed to try and fit said abomanation into monster pocket. Along with the velociraptor.
Roll: 6: You rip off a piece of the abomination, and pocketed it dealing 10 dmg. This also puts you on the verge to becoming a traitor.
Ven Kaeo: I begin casting spells to turn myself into a Lich, a slow process that will increase my intelligence, damage resistance, max HP, and other stuff that helps me be an awesome necromancer. | Undead Army: Attack the Necromancer | Unholy Abomination: Attack the Necromancer. Punch Nubsy in the face if he gets too close. | Spess Mehrine: Help Ven Kaeo turn himself into a Lich.
Roll: 7: You become partly a Lich.
Army's Roll: 9: The army swarms the Necromancer dealing 50,000 dmg.
Abomination: 8: He grabs the Necromancer smashing him into the ground dealing 20,000 dmg Also he kicks Nubsy for 200 dmg.
Spess Mehrine's Roll: 7: He turns you into a lich increasing stats.
Cookie53: I Fire My Warp Gun With Dark Matter Mode at the Necromancer,For the bot i want him to use his chain guns at the dnd nerds.
Roll: 5: The Necromancer blocks your Dark Matter shot.
Bot's Roll: 7: The bot shoots the bitching DnD fags dealing 10,000 dmg.
Mr Anderson: Me and my grey attempt to gain specializations for the whole team, dragon age style
Roll: -: Define what specializations you want.
b0b0: I look in MCP's manual and learn commands. Then, I type "npc_create npc_Dog" into the console, spawning dog as an ally.
Roll: 6: Dog spawns but seems to be inactive
Elizer: Myself: I ready the Devastator and await the next enemy | Issac: Issac reloads all his weapons | Dante: I give Dante a Cow to eat.
Roll: -: You ready the Devastator.
Issac's Roll: 5: Issac reloads all his weapons normally
Dante's Roll: 3: He finds cow rather tasteless and vomits it out.
Arctic-Zone: i uh arrive as a new character and i do some homestuck stuff we're all in the medium now i prototype my sprite with the dead druid's spirit and myself creating arcticsprite AND I GO ON AN ADVENTURE WITH YOU GUYS
Roll: You are Arctic-sprite and you go on a adventure with us.
PrivateNomad: I attempt to upgrade my gun to fire Dark Energy pellets.
Roll: 5: Well you do upgrade it but with Light Energy pellets not that does anything useful.
Crossu88: Fuck this bullshit! I fuck up that wannabe necromancer! NONE SHALL BEAT THE FP TEAM!
Roll: 7: You yell Fuck this bullshit! and you proceed to fuck up the wannabe necromancer dealing 5,000 dmg
Teracotta: Explain to the DnD nerds that warhammer 40k is better, and by explain, I mean slice them to ribbons and blow the backs of their skulls out.
Roll: 9: You take your sword and gun to "explain" to the DnD nerds anyway you do 50,000 dmg. The nerds still bitch that their game is better though.
[B]---Party Members---[/B]
erik802: 900/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending[/B]
Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Combiner8761: 950/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B]
Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]
Trounark: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
NecroBiologist: 700/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Bl1tzX: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Chris220: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Cookie53: 1,000/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]
Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000
PrivateNomad 800/1000
[b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Killer112 800/1000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]
Nubsy 800/1,000
[b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor, On the verge to becoming a traitor.[/b]
Teracotta 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]
Ven Kaeo 6,000/6,000
[b]Necromancer, TDR +58%, + 9 Intelligence, Lich[/b]
Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]
Crossu88 950/1000
[b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b]
The Winner 1000/1000
[b]blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Valon Kyre: 1000/1000
[B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B]
B0b0: 650/1,000
[B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B]
[B]---Allies | Max Reached |---[/B]
Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B]
Undead Army 113,444/144,444 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 Strength[/B]
Unholy Abomination 249,990/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
SPESS MEHRINE: 50,000/50,000 [B]Revenant, Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%[/B]
Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]
Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]
Experimental Bot 12,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B]
Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Inactive[/B]
[B]---Foes---[/B]
DnD nerds 40,000/100,000
Rabies Infested Deathclaw 500,000/500,000
Wannabe Necromancer 175,000/250,000
The Wannabe Necromancer's Army 300,000/300,000
[B]---Traitors---[/B]
-
I Put a Warp portal next to the necromancer to summon a Dangerous beast to maul him to death. As for my Bot i want him to Use His Sholder Rockets on The NecroMancer to distract him.
Nubsy stop touching my shit.
I continue casting the spells to make myself into a Lich.
Undead Army: Continue attacking the Necromancer. Attack Nubsy if he gets too close.
Unholy Abomination: Continue attacking the Necromancer. Attack Nubsy if he gets too close.
Revenant: Continue helping Ven Kaeo turn into a Lich. If Nubsy gets close to the undead army, abomination, ven kaeo, or the revenant itself, cast a spell on him to paralyse him.
I made a small update because I forgotten one of your commands Ven Kaeo so you are a lich now just saying.
You said 'partly a lich' :ninja:
I put a saddle on Dog and ride that bitch into the DnD nerds
[QUOTE=Chris220;28200000]I put a saddle on Dog and ride that bitch into the DnD nerds[/QUOTE]
He is inactive.
Myself: I set the Devastator to "Exploding Projectiles" and fire it at the Wannabe Necromancer.
Issac: I tell Issac to pretend the Necromancer is a Necromorph and to deal with him accordingly (DISMEMBER AND MAIM)
Dante: I had feared this. Dante doesn't eat meat, but enjoys fish. I toss him a few fish and tell him to attack the Necromancer as well.
I offer to play with the nerds. I roll a 20 and kill them.
I get someone to build me a suitable, upgradable robot body that I can use.
[QUOTE=b0b0;28200026]He is inactive.[/QUOTE]
In that case...
I find a way to activate Dog.
[QUOTE=Elizer;28200106]Myself: I decide that a Necromancer is nothing without his army so I proceed to fire the Devastator at his army.[/QUOTE]
You have to Set A mode First
[QUOTE=Elizer;28200106]Myself: I decide that a Necromancer is nothing without his army so I proceed to fire the Devastator at his army.[/QUOTE]
Wrong wrong wrong. Kill the necromancer, the magic holding the army together falls apart and then I can meld them into our army.
(Fixed... I guess)
Cut the necromancers balls off and sell them to a krogan. At least they'll actually get used that way.
[B]---Commands----[/B]
Cookie53: I Put a Warp portal next to the necromancer to summon a Dangerous beast to maul him to death. As for my Bot i want him to Use His Shoulder Rockets on The NecroMancer to distract him.
Roll: 8: A demon of sorts comes out of the portal that than attempts to maul him to death but only deals 5,000 dmg.
Bot's Roll: 5: The Shoulder Rockets jam.
Ven Kaeo: I continue casting the spells to make myself into a Lich. | Undead Army: Continue attacking the Necromancer. Attack Nubsy if he gets too close. | Unholy Abomination: Continue attacking the Necromancer. Attack Nubsy if he gets too close. | Revenant: Continue helping Ven Kaeo turn into a Lich. If Nubsy gets close to the undead army, abomination, ven kaeo, or the revenant itself, cast a spell on him to paralyse him.
Roll: 7: You continue casting the spells that make you a more powerful Lich increasing the stats even more.
Army's Roll: 4: They try but this time the Necromancer fights back by taking control of them so you lose 13,444 men.
Abomination: 6: This time he curb stomps him dealing 5,000 dmg.
Revenant's roll: 8: He casts a spell on nubsy to paralyze him.
Chris220: I find a way to activate Dog.
Roll: 9: You fuck with some wires that somehow activates Dog.
Elizer: Myself: I set the Devastator to "Exploding Projectiles" and fire it at the Wannabe Necromancer. | Issac: I tell Issac to pretend the Necromancer is a Necromorph and to deal with him accordingly (DISMEMBER AND MAIM) | Dante: I had feared this. Dante doesn't eat meat, but enjoys fish. I toss him a few fish and tell him to attack the Necromancer as well.
Roll: 4: You fire off a shot at the Necromancer but he uses telekinesis to grab and throw the Projectile at the Unholy Abomination dealing 10,000 dmg.
Issac's Roll: 6: Issac fires at the Necromancer but only dishes out 3,000 dmg.
Dante's Roll: 7: He fucking loves fish and leaps on the Necromancer tearing up 5,500 dmg.
PrivateNomad: I offer to play with the nerds. I roll a 20 and kill them.
Roll: 3: You roll a lucky 20 on their game and the nerds get fucking pissed thinking you cheated They swarm beating you into a pulp (300 dmg)
Arctic-Zone: I get someone to build me a suitable, upgradable robot body that I can use.
Roll: 6: Some one builds you a cheap upgradable robot body that you can use.
Teracotta: Cut the necromancers balls off and sell them to a krogan. At least they'll actually get used that way.
Roll: -: You try to cut the necromancer's balls off but to your surprise he (or she) don't got balls at all.
[B]---Party Members---[/B]
erik802: 900/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending[/B]
Elizer: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Combiner8761: 950/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B]
Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]
Trounark: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
NecroBiologist: 700/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Bl1tzX: 650/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Chris220: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Cookie53: 1,000/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000
[b]TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B]
Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000
PrivateNomad 500/1000
[b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Killer112 800/1000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]
Nubsy 800/1,000
[b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor, Paralyzed, On the verge to becoming a traitor.[/b]
Teracotta 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]
Ven Kaeo 8,000/8,000
[b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 10 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b]
Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]
Crossu88 950/1000
[b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b]
The Winner 1000/1000
[b]blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
Valon Kyre: 1000/1000
[B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B]
B0b0: 650/1,000
[B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B]
[B]---Allies | Max Reached |---[/B]
Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B]
Undead Army 113,444/144,444 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 Strength[/B]
Unholy Abomination 239,990/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo)[/B]
Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%[/B]
Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]
Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]
Experimental Bot 12,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B]
Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Controllable by (b0b0, Chris220)[/B]
[B]---Foes---[/B]
DnD nerds 40,000/100,000
Rabies Infested Deathclaw 500,000/500,000
Wannabe Necromancer 156,500/250,000
The Wannabe Necromancer's Army 313,444/313,444
[B]---Traitors---[/B]
-
Damn... well, when all else fails, shoot it in the face.
I begin casting spells to increase the abilities of all my summoned creatures, increasing the Army's and Abomination's strength and the Revenant's intelligence.
Undead Army: Attack Necromancer
Unholy Abomination: Attack Necromancer
Revenant: Cast spells on Necromancer's army to turn them against him.
I Repair my Bot and Upgrade him To a Tank Bot.
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