The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully) - General

Specialization: Sharpshooter..? Throw the DnD nerds' board at the wannabge necromancer, lowering the nerds' defence.

I attempt to find the Necronomicon and put it in my inventory.

Myself: I decide to let my allies handle the Necromancer for now. I help upgrade Arctic's armor. Issac: Issac continues treating the Necormancer as a Necromorph (DISMEMBER AND MAIM) Dante: Dante keeps attacking the Necromancer

I take strength training classes while wearing safety pads.

I use the nerds greatest weakness: a girl to score maximium damage.

(Wheres my Pikachu?) I decide since there are to many allies, to make them "dissapear" then procede to rub my animal balls with the medicine i found on the ground next to trounark.

Why the hell do people keep trying to gimp their own team?

[B]---Commands----[/B] Teracotta: Damn... well, when all else fails, shoot it in the face. Roll: 7: You shoot the Necromancer in the face dealing 6,500 dmg. Ven Kaeo: I begin casting spells to increase the abilities of all my summoned creatures, increasing the Army's and Abomination's strength and the Revenant's intelligence. | Undead Army: Attack Necromancer | Unholy Abomination: Attack Necromancer | Revenant: Cast spells on Necromancer's army to turn them against him. Roll: 8: You cast the spells on the undead giving the following: Army and Abomination +2 strength,The Revenant +2 intelligence. Army n' Abomination's Roll: 7: They attack damaging 20,000 hp. Revenant: 4: The Necromancer's hold is too great that the Revenant is unable to make them turn. Cookie53: I Repair my Bot and Upgrade him To a Tank Bot. Roll: 6: You Upgrade the bot into a somewhat Tank Bot. Crossu88: Throw the DnD nerds' board at the wannabe necromancer, lowering the nerds' defence. Roll: 8: You throw the board at the necromancer naturally this pisses the wannabe off and since it's a DnD board he sends his army to kill the nerds and they damage the nerds hp by 20,000 n' this rises the army's max hp by 20,000. The Winner: I attempt to find the Necronomicon and put it in my inventory. Roll: 7: The book or the card game? Well it don't matter for you find both. Elizer: I decide to let my allies handle the Necromancer for now. I help upgrade Arctic's armor.| Issac: Issac continues treating the Necormancer as a Necromorph. | Dante: Dante keeps attacking the Necromancer. Roll: 5: You upgrade the armor with bits n' pieces but it's not much good. Issac's Roll: 6: He finally dismembers a arm dealing 10,000 dmg. Dante's Roll: 3: Dante is too tired thus he falls asleep. Bl1tzX: I take strength training classes while wearing safety pads. Roll: 5: Those safety pads manage to safe your life as the training classes where using you as a punching bag. Trounark: I use the nerds greatest weakness: a girl to score maximium damage. Roll: 9: You pay some hookers to "hook" some of the nerds they hook away 15,000 nerds. Orckrast: I decide since there are to many allies, to make them "dissapear" then procede to rub my animal balls with the medicine i found on the ground next to trounark. Roll: 5: You fail to make the allies "disappear" But you do rub your balls with "medicine". [B]---Party Members---[/B] erik802: 900/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 950/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 700/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 650/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Cookie53: 1,000/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos[/B],Has The Warp gun [b]TDR +18%[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B] Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000 PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 800/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor, Paralyzed, On the verge to becoming a traitor.[/b] Teracotta 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] Ven Kaeo 8,000/8,000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 10 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b] Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 950/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]Inventory: Necronomicon, blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Valon Kyre: 1000/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B] B0b0: 650/1,000 [B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B] Orckrast 850/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]---Allies | Max Reached |---[/B] Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 113,444/144,444 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +4 Strength[/B] Unholy Abomination 239,990/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 strength[/B] Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%, +2 Intelligence.[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Experimental Tank Bot 12,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B] Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Controllable by (b0b0, Chris220)[/B] [B]---Foes---[/B] DnD nerds 5,000/100,000 Rabies Infested Deathclaw 500,000/500,000 Wannabe Necromancer 125,000/250,000 The Wannabe Necromancer's Army 333,444/333,444 [B]---Foe Commands---[/B] Wannabe Necromancer: Tries to heal self Roll: 6: Heals 5,000 hp. [B]---Traitors---[/B] -

I attempt increasing the amount of maximum allies by 2.

I Use Warp to Confuse The Necromancer,Tank Bot Fires his 2 Missle launching Arms.

Myself: I continue to upgrade Arctic's armor and decide to take on an "TF2 Engineer" support role. Issac and Dante: I decide to give them breaks and have them help me around my newly constructed workshop

I toss a game of DnD for the nerds to make them pay attention more to the game than to us. I also got an idea of combining fire and lightning, so I do that and shoot them at the wannabe.

I cast a spell to make a Phylactery of my soul in a hard to destroy object, making me immortal (I still die, but I come back in a couple of turns) unless the Phylactery is destroyed. Army: Attack Necromancer Abomination: Attack Necromancer Revenant: Cast a spell to make the Necromancer's army turn on him.

I fire some indindiary rounds at the necromancer and set what I can of him on fire.

Ok, NOW I put a saddle on Dog and ride that bitch into the DnD nerds

Gathering what is left of the DnD nerds I appoint myself as the Dungeon Master. I am a level 8957 Dark Monkey Skeletin Dragon knight coconut salesman. I wield a gau-9000 and my trusty back scratcher. I command the nerds to roll there dice and commence a full scale attack on the necromancer using there imagination. (don't wish to be a foe)

I use my deep-in-brain Fallout memory and remember that shooting eyes deals best damage. I reload my .357 and blast the full amount of bullets at the Deathclaw.

I use the powers of the warp to shoot lightning or some shit at the deathclaw.

I use Spirit Healer and Arcane Warrior Specilizations Grey wardens: They learn more or less all specilisations but they can only teach them to other party memebers ( on their request )

Give one of the DnD nerds a vicious Chinese burn.

I eat bacon in a attempt to heal myself.

I crack open some Sunset Sarsaparilla to heal myself.

Play a blues guitar solo.

Why didnt you do my command, I was being serious

Show the DnD nerds DDO, Dungeons and Dragons Online, further wasting their time, and numbers of fighters. :D

[B]---Commands----[/B] Bl1tzX: I attempt increasing the amount of maximum allies by 2. Roll: 8: You convince the GM Gods to increase Maximum allies by 1 Cookie53: I Use Warp to Confuse The Necromancer,Tank Bot Fires his 2 Missle launching Arms. Roll: 9: You Warp the Necromancer's mind making him give some of his army to Ven's army. (100,000 undead men) Bot's Roll: 6: He fires two missiles at the Necromancer dealing 2,500 dmg. Elizer: Myself: I continue to upgrade Arctic's armor and decide to take on an "TF2 Engineer" support role. | Issac and Dante: I decide to give them breaks and have them help me around my newly constructed workshop Roll: 7: You upgrade the armor into Powered armor this also makes you a Engineer. Issac and Dante: 5: They don't don't much but the break boosts Dante loyalism Killer112: I toss a game of DnD for the nerds to make them pay attention more to the game than to us. I also got an idea of combining fire and lightning, so I do that and shoot them at the wannabe. Roll: 4: The spell backfires basting away 200 hp Ven Kaeo:I cast a spell to make a Phylactery of my soul in a hard to destroy object, making me immortal (I still die, but I come back in a couple of turns) unless the Phylactery is destroyed. | Army: Attack Necromancer | Abomination: Attack Necromancer| Revenant: Cast a spell to make the Necromancer's army turn on him. Roll: 3: Before you could make the Phylactery in a hard to destroy object it falls off the table destroying it. Army's Roll: 5: The Necromancer uses force against the army but not dealing any dmg. Abomination: 10: He curb stomps the fucker deep in ground smashing 60,000 hp out of him. Revenant: 6: This time he take control of some of the army (10,000 Undead men) Crossu88: I fire some indindiary rounds at the necromancer and set what I can of him on fire. Roll: 4: The robe of the necromancer seems to be fire-proof now so you deal no damage. Chris220: Ok, NOW I put a saddle on Dog and ride that bitch into the DnD nerds Roll: 7: You ride that bitch into the DnD nerds killing them all. Valon Kyre: Gathering what is left of the DnD nerds I appoint myself as the Dungeon Master. I am a level 8957 Dark Monkey Skeletin Dragon knight coconut salesman. I wield a gau-9000 and my trusty back scratcher. I command the nerds to roll there dice and commence a full scale attack on the necromancer using there imagination. (don't wish to be a foe) Roll: -: If only they didn't die. Jericho_Rus: I use my deep-in-brain Fallout memory and remember that shooting eyes deals best damage. I reload my .357 and blast the full amount of bullets at the Deathclaw. Roll: 8: You line up the shots firing right into the eyes dealing 5,000 dmg Teracotta: I use the powers of the warp to shoot lightning or some shit at the deathclaw. Roll: 6: You fire off lightning dealing 1,000 dmg to the deathclaw however your warp becomes unstable and discharges the lightning shocking 200 hp out of you. Mr Anderson: I use Spirit Healer and Arcane Warrior Specilizations Roll: 7: They learn the spirit Healer and Arcane Warrior Specializations but a few of them slack off during Spirit Healer lessons. Nubsy: Give one of the DnD nerds a vicious Chinese burn. Roll: -: They would feel the pain for a while but they can't for they are dead. PrivateNomad: I eat bacon in a attempt to heal myself. Roll: 5: The bacon tastes alright, no you start to think you ate something different because that tasted nothing like bacon. NecroBiologist: I crack open some Sunset Sarsaparilla to heal myself. Roll: 9: You drank the Sarsaparilla healing you back to full health, also you get a Sunset Sarsaparilla Star bottle cap. Disgruntled: Play a blues guitar solo. Roll: -: You play the blues. dvc: Why didnt you do my command, I was being serious Roll: 4: Alright alright don't get ticked off, You pull out a dildo of dullness. b0b0: Show the DnD nerds DDO, Dungeons and Dragons Online, further wasting their time, and numbers of fighters. :D Roll: -: Little late, someone already killed them all. [B]---Foe Commands---[/B] Rabies Infested Deathclaw. Roll: 7: Infects Cookie 53 with minor Rabies also deals 100 dmg. [B]---Party Members---[/B] erik802: 900/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength, Engineer[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 950/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 650/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Cookie53: 900/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Has The Warp gun, TDR +18%, Infected with Minor Rabies[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%,[/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B] Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000 PrivateNomad 500/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 600/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor, Paralyzed, On the verge to becoming a traitor.[/b] Teracotta 800/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] Ven Kaeo 8,000/8,000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 10 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b] Jericho_Rus 2,800/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 950/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]Inventory: Necronomicon, blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Valon Kyre: 1000/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B] B0b0: 650/1,000 [B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B] Orckrast 850/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] dvc 1000/1000 [B]---Allies | 1 Slot left |---[/B] Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 223,444/254,444 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +4 Strength[/B] Unholy Abomination 239,990/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 strength[/B] Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%, +2 Intelligence.[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Loyal[/B] Experimental Tank Bot 12,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B] Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Controllable by (b0b0, Chris220)[/B] [B]---Foes---[/B] Rabies Infested Deathclaw 495,000/500,000 Wannabe Necromancer 62,500/250,000 [B]Fire-Proof[/B] The Wannabe Necromancer's Army 223,444/223,444 [B]---Traitors---[/B] -

I attempt to summon the [I]Vault Dweller[/I] to take care of the deathclaw.

Attempt taking my ally slot... :saddowns: Using what preparations I had way back at the beginning of this thread, I summon Cerebus.

Myself: I decide to convert my AFK Bat back into an AFK Gun, but make it a sentry. Issac: I ask Issac for his input on how to make it stronger. Dante: As a side project, I build a small home for Dante. (I can work for any ally.)

I try to create my Phylactery again. Undead Army: Swarm and attack the Necromancer Abomination: Attack the Necromancer Revenant: Cast spells to have the Necromancer's army turn on him.