• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I shoa the Wannabe Necromancer my stabs......
Ask the vault dweller about level up system. ------------------------------------------------------------- [quote=Jericho_Rus]I load some incendiary bullets in the Revolver preparing to Rock'n'Roll.[/quote] I then go to the fucking store and buy some anti-infantry rounds seeing as how MY INCENDIARIES aren't original enough....
I load some incendiary bullets in the Revolver preparing to [I]Rock'n'Roll[/I].
I attempt to find a crystal club.
I heal everybody.
Jeeze, fine then. Give the Deathclaw's eyes a good poking.
Bitch slap the warp into submission then go into meditation to heal.
I get the few wardens who didnt slack off to teach me the ways of a spirit healer (Arcane warrier) Grey wardens: They slice and dice the wannabe undead army while using magic :downs:
I come running into the battle in a robotic mech. I smash Rabies Infested Deathclaw with the mech's fist. Hoping to stun it.
I use Warp With BlackHole Mode To Destroy The NecroMancer while my Tank Bot Uses his Experimental Lazor.
I fuck the deathclaw's wife.
I tell MCP to switch the enemies' hit points to 0,000/0,000.
I cast double flare on the necromancer!
[B]---Commands----[/B] PrivateNomad: I attempt to summon the Vault Dweller to take care of the deathclaw. Roll: 3: The Vault Dweller is too busy dwelling in vaults. Bl1tzX: Using what preparations I had way back at the beginning of this thread, I summon Cerebus. Roll: 7: The Cerebus comes waiting to fuck up some foes. Elizer: Myself: I decide to convert my AFK Bat back into an AFK Gun, but make it a sentry. | Issac: I ask Issac for his input on how to make it stronger. | Dante: As a side project, I build a small home for Dante. Roll: 6: you convert the bat into a AFK sentry. Issac: 8: He suggests somethings and upgrades it to a AFK Pulse-Sentry Dante: -: He rests in the home. Ven Kaeo: I try to create my Phylactery again. | Undead Army: Swarm and attack the Necromancer | Abomination: Attack the Necromancer | Revenant: Cast spells to have the Necromancer's army turn on him. Roll: 7: You recreate the Phylactery again. Army: 10: They swarm the Necromancer tearing him up dealing 60,000 dmg. Abomination: 6: He cruses the puny Necromancer killing him. Revenant: -: No need the army is under your control. NecroBiologist: shoa the Wannabe Necromancer my stabs...... Roll: -: The Necromancer is dead so.... Crossu88: I then go to the fucking store and buy some anti-infantry rounds seeing as how MY INCENDIARIES aren't original enough.... Roll: -: You go to the fucking store to buy anti-infantry rounds since your INCENDIARIES aren't fucking original enough. Jericho_Rus: I load some incendiary bullets in the Revolver preparing to Rock'n'Roll. Roll: 4: Before you could load the rounds the bullets blow up in flames burning away 200 hp. Rexen: I attempt to find a crystal club. Roll: 5: The only crystal club you find is a fake one at a Hardware Store. Chris220: I heal everybody. Roll: 6: Every one is healed for 100 hp. Nubsy: Jeeze, fine then. Give the Deathclaw's eyes a good poking. Roll: 7: You poke out the Deathclaw poking 2,000 hp. Teracotta: Bitch slap the warp into submission then go into meditation to heal. Roll: 5: After that the warp seems sable for now. Mr Anderson: I get the few wardens who didnt slack off to teach me the ways of a spirit healer | Grey wardens: They slice and dice the wannabe undead army while using magic Roll: -: They teach you the ways of a spirit healer. Grey wardens: -: Thats not advised since the army is now under Ven's control. TheSporeGA: I come running into the battle in a robotic mech. I smash Rabies Infested Deathclaw with the mech's fist. Hoping to stun it. Roll: 7: You smash the Deathclaw for 4,000 dmg. Cookie53: I use Warp With BlackHole Mode To Destroy The NecroMancer while my Tank Bot Uses his Experimental Lazor. Roll: -: NecroMancer died so its not worth wasting the shot. Trounark: I fuck the deathclaw's wife. Roll: 2: The deathclaw enjoyed the moment a little too much as she rips your dick off dealing 600 dmg. but look on the bright side she at least "enjoyed" it. b0b0: I tell MCP to switch the enemies' hit points to 0,000/0,000. Roll: 4: The MCP goes rogue on you resetting the foes hp. Orckrast: I cast double flare on the necromancer! Roll: -: would be useful if the necromancer was alive. [B]---Foe Commands---[/B] Deathclaw: 6: He claws the Unholy Abomination dealing 4,000 dmg. [B]---Party Members---[/B] erik802: 1,000/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength, Engineer[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] Trounark: 400/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 750/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Cookie53: 1,000/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Has The Warp gun, TDR +18%, Infected with Minor Rabies[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Spirit Healer, [/b] [B]+10 LUCK[/B] Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000 PrivateNomad 600/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 700/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 900/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor, Paralyzed, On the verge to becoming a traitor.[/b] Teracotta 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] Ven Kaeo 8,000/8,000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 10 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b] Jericho_Rus 2,600/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]Inventory: Necronomicon, blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Valon Kyre: 1000/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B] B0b0: 750/1,000 [B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B] Orckrast 950/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] dvc 1000/1000 TheSporeGA 1000/1000 [B]---Allies | 0 Slots left |---[/B] Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 477,888/477,888 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +4 Strength[/B] Unholy Abomination 234,990/250,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 strength[/B] Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%, +2 Intelligence.[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Loyal[/B] Experimental Tank Bot 12,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B] Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Controllable by (b0b0, Chris220)[/B] Cerebus: 10,000 [B]Controllable by (Bl1tzX)[/B] [B]---Foes---[/B] Rabies Infested Deathclaw 500,000/500,000 [B]---Traitors---[/B] -
Seduce the deathclaw and pull out a panty gun for a sneak attack and a quick get-away.
I begin casting dark spells to vastly increase the size of the Unholy Abomination (increase max HP by large amount) Undead Army: Attack Deathclaw Abomination: Attack Deathclaw Revenant: Cast spells on Ven Kaeo to increase his intelligence and max HP
I fire my Anti-Infantry rounds at the deathclaw.
I ask elizer to build me a cup :D Grey wardens: pick out two women from the group
i use Beam Mode to Cut off the claw of the deathclaw, tank Bot uses Rocket Launcher.
[B]---Commands----[/B] Teracotta: Seduce the deathclaw and pull out a panty gun for a sneak attack and a quick get-away. Roll: 7: You seduce the Deathclaw while planning a sneak attack with a panty gun anyways you shoot it dealing 6,000 dmg also run the fuck out of there. Ven Kaeo: begin casting dark spells to vastly increase the size of the Unholy Abomination (increase max HP by large amount) | Undead Army: Attack Deathclaw | Abomination: Attack Deathclaw | Revenant: Cast spells on Ven Kaeo to increase his intelligence and max HP Roll: 8: The Abomination grows even bigger increasing max hp by 50,000 Army: 6: They swarm the Deathclaw dealing 4,000 dmg. Revenant: 5: The spell casting failed to do anything. Crossu88: I fire my Anti-Infantry rounds at the deathclaw. Roll: 10: You fire round after round blowing away 20,000 hp. Mr Anderson: I ask elizer to build me a cup :D | Grey wardens: pick out two women from the group Roll: 6: He builds a cup with a five leaf clover that increases luck by 2. Gray Wardens: 4: Oh they pick two women and when those women ask what they are the Wardens accidentally respond with Gay Wardens, surface to say the women leave and the wardens face-palm Cookie53: i use Beam Mode to Cut off the claw of the deathclaw, tank Bot uses Rocket Launcher. Roll: 8: You cut off the claws making the deathclaw claw-less also deals 5,000 dmg. Bot: 7: He fires the Rocket at the deathclaw dealing 2,500 dmg. [B]---Foe Commands---[/B] Deathclaw: 8: He grasps the tank bot smashing it into the ground dealing 6,000 dmg. [B]---Party Members---[/B] erik802: 1,000/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] Elizer: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength, Engineer[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] Trounark: 400/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 750/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Cookie53: 1,000/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Has The Warp gun, TDR +18%, Infected with Minor Rabies[/b] Mr Anderson: 1,000/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Spirit Healer, [/b] [B]+12 LUCK[/B] Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000 PrivateNomad 600/1000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 700/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 900/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor, Paralyzed, On the verge to becoming a traitor.[/b] Teracotta 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] Ven Kaeo 8,000/8,000 [b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 10 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b] Jericho_Rus 2,600/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 1,000/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]Inventory: Necronomicon, blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Valon Kyre: 1000/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B] B0b0: 750/1,000 [B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B] Orckrast 950/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] dvc 1000/1000 TheSporeGA 1000/1000 [B]---Allies | 0 Slots left |---[/B] Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B] Undead Army 477,888/477,888 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +4 Strength[/B] Unholy Abomination 274,990/300,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 strength[/B] Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%, +2 Intelligence.[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Loyal[/B] Experimental Tank Bot 6,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B] Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Controllable by (b0b0, Chris220)[/B] Cerebus: 10,000 [B]Controllable by (Bl1tzX)[/B] [B]---Foes---[/B] Rabies Infested Deathclaw 462,500/500,000 [B]Clawless[/B] [B]---Traitors---[/B] -
I Use Darkmatter Mode to Blast The Deathclaw Legs off, The tank Bot Fires His Lazor removing His Horns. Crap Rabies Help!!!
Using the Necronomicon, I attempt to invoke the Elder Gods to my aid.
Myself: I ask the GM Gods for the ability to roll twice. Should I gain this ability, I will have two rolls, and the higher roll will be used. In terms of rolling the same number twice in a row, that number will be used. Issac: I thank Issac for his help, but for now, we need to take down some foes. I ask him to attack the Declawed Deathclaw. Dante: I let Dante rest for another turn.
I fire rockets at Rabies Infested Deathclaw.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;28246863]I begin casting dark spells to vastly increase the size of the Unholy Abomination (increase max HP by large amount) Undead Army: Attack Deathclaw Abomination: Attack Deathclaw Revenant: Cast spells on Ven Kaeo to increase his intelligence and max HP[/QUOTE] Repeat
I realize how damn easy these enemies are, so I fuck em' up!
I run up to a deathclaw and aim for the face with my long sword. I tell Cerberus to knock over a few with his heads.
I make an attempt to shoot off Deathclaw's balls. :v:
I show the cup to the deathclaw trying to remind him of 2 girls one cup :devil: Grey wardens: they ask each other how one of them accidently says gay wardens and think of a way to not do it again
[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;28254080]I show the cup to the deathclaw trying to remind him of 2 girls one cup :devil: [/QUOTE] You evil creature.
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