The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[Nubsy]

Stumble across a patch of four-leafed clovers. Made out of horseshoes, with rabbits prancing around. But only their feet.

[Teracotta]

I cut the deathclaws arm off but sadly its only a flesh wound.

[backwardspy]

I fire a volley of icicle-arrows at the deathclaw

[PrivateNomad]

Attempt to mount a BFG9000 to my portal gun.

[Rexen]

A fake club is better than no club at all. With my tremendous strength and rage I go for a killing blow.

[Trounark]

I eat a sandwich to heal myself.

[nouvellehalf]

Alright, I use my [b]SWORDHANDS[/b] to stab the Deathclaw in the eyes.

woah shit my postcount is the number of the prophets

[Rsam]

[B]---Commands----[/B]
Cookie53: I Use Darkmatter Mode to Blast The Deathclaw Legs off, The tank Bot Fires His Lazor removing His Horns.
Roll: 3: The Deathclaw grows a immunity from Darkmatter.
Bot: 6: The lazor cuts off the horns dealing 300 dmg.

The Winner: Using the Necronomicon, I attempt to invoke the Elder Gods to my aid.
Roll: 5: The gods laugh at your puny plea for aid and refuses to give aid.

Elizer: Myself: I ask the GM Gods for the ability to roll twice. Should I gain this ability, I will have two rolls, and the higher roll will be used. In terms of rolling the same number twice in a row, that number will be used. | Issac: I thank Issac for his help, but for now, we need to take down some foes. I ask him to attack the Declawed Deathclaw. | Dante: I let Dante rest for another turn.
Roll: 4: The GM Gods take this as an insult and strikes you down for 400 hp
Issac: 2: Issac goes for a strike at the Declawed Deathclaw but trips and falls down a pit trap. Trapping him.
Dante: -: Dante rests but he would rather fight then be a lazy ally.

TheSporeGA: I fire rockets at Rabies Infested Deathclaw.
Roll: 6: Rockets blow into the Deathclaw dealing 1,000 dmg.

Ven Kaeo: I begin casting dark spells to vastly increase the size of the Unholy Abomination (increase max HP by large amount) | Undead Army: Attack Deathclaw | Abomination: Attack Deathclaw | Revenant: Cast spells on Ven Kaeo to increase his intelligence and max HP
Roll: 3: You fucked up the casting for you downsize him lowering max hp 55,000.
Army: 7: They do some good by dealing 7,000 dmg.
Revenant: 6: Your max hp increases by 200 also Intelligence increases by 1.

Crossu88: I realize how damn easy these enemies are, so I fuck em' up!
Roll: 1: The enemies get your taunt and fucks you up dealing 999 dmg also enemies TDR increases by 60%

Bl1tzX: I run up to a deathclaw and aim for the face with my long sword. I tell Cerberus to knock over a few with his heads.
Roll: 5: You deal 50 dmg with your long sword.
Cerberus: 2: Cerberus charges but the Deathclaw beats him into a pulp dealing 7,000 dmg.

Jericho_Rus: I make an attempt to shoot off Deathclaw's balls.
Roll: 3: Somehow in someway the balls dodges your shots.

Mr Anderson: I show the cup to the deathclaw trying to remind him of 2 girls one cup | Grey wardens: they ask each other how one of them accidently says gay wardens and think of a way to not do it again
Roll: 4: May have not been the best thing to remind him of. Oh he remembers fondly of. Oh and he beat you around dealing 500 dmg.
Roll: -: They think of away to avoid saying that again.

Nubsy: Stumble across a patch of four-leafed clovers. Made out of horseshoes, with rabbits prancing around. But only their feet
Roll: 5: You stumble across a patch of four-leafed clovers! Yesss... oh you just smash them accidentally.

Teracotta: I cut the deathclaws arm off but sadly its only a flesh wound.
Roll: 4: Even less than a flesh wound you don't do jack shit.

Chris220: I fire a volley of icicle-arrows at the deathclaw
Roll: 9: You fires a volley of the coldest icicle-arrows ever at the deathclaw dealing 20,000 you also discover that his weakness is cold.

PrivateNomad: Attempt to mount a BFG9000 to my portal gun.
Roll: 2: While trying to jury rig that fucker to the portal gun you blast your goddamn foot off dealing 550 dmg.

Rexen: A fake club is better than no club at all. With my tremendous strength and rage I go for a killing blow.
Roll: 7: You bash the fucking Deathclaw in with the club dealing 1,000 dmg.

Trounark: I eat a sandwich to heal myself.
Roll: 6: the sandwich heals 50 hp

Arctic-Zone: Alright, I use my SWORDHANDS to stab the Deathclaw in the eyes.
Roll: 8: You stab the fuck out of the Deathclaw's eyes dealing 2,150 dmg.

[B]---Foe Commands---[/B]

[B]---Party Members---[/B]
erik802: 1,000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending[/B]

Elizer: 600/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength, Engineer[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]

Trounark: 350/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Cookie53: 1,000/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Has The Warp gun, TDR +18%, Infected with Minor Rabies[/b]

Mr Anderson: 500/1,000
[b]TDR +18%, Spirit Healer, [/b] [B]+12 LUCK[/B]

Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000

PrivateNomad 50/1000
[b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device, Foot blasted off[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 700/1000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 900/1,000
[b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor, Paralyzed, On the verge to becoming a traitor.[/b]

Teracotta 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

Ven Kaeo 8,200/8,200
[b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 11 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b]

Jericho_Rus 2,600/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crossu88 1/1000
[b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000
[b]Inventory: Necronomicon, blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Valon Kyre: 1000/1000
[B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B]

B0b0: 750/1,000
[B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B]

Orckrast 950/800
[B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

dvc 1000/1000

TheSporeGA 1000/1000

[B]---Allies | 0 Slots left |---[/B]
Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 2000/2000[/B]

Undead Army 477,888/477,888 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +4 Strength[/B]

Unholy Abomination 245,000/245,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 strength[/B]

Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%, +2 Intelligence.[/B]

Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Trapped[/B]

Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Loyal[/B]

Experimental Tank Bot 6,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B]

Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Controllable by (b0b0, Chris220)[/B]

Cerebus: 3,000/10,000 [B]Controllable by (Bl1tzX)[/B]

[B]---Foes---[/B]
Rabies Infested Deathclaw 451,000/500,000 [B]Clawless, Immune to Darkmatter, Weakness to the cold, TDR 60%[/b]

[B]---Traitors---[/B]
-

[PrivateNomad]

I eat a golden apple to heal myself.

[Synapseudo]

I give Cerberus fresh meat to chew on. Cerberus licks his wounds.

[Cookie53]

I Use Cold Fission Element and Blast A beam at the deathclaw,tank bots gives me a antidote.

[Mr Anderson]

I appeal to the irish leprechons with my luck and ask if they can give me a boost?
Grey Wardens: Yet again a slice and dice with magic attempt, but on the deathclaw

[TheSporeGA]

I attempt to stomp on Deathclaw. I also begin to charge up my rockets.

[Elizer]

Myself: I curse the gods under my breath and build a health station.

Issac: Issac remembers he has jet boosters and activates them to fly out of the pit.

Dante: I remind Dante to limber up.

[Ven Kaeo]

Repeat last commands.

[Crossu88]

I ask Ven Kaeo for assistance!

[Rsam]

[B]---Commands----[/B]
PrivateNomad: I eat a golden apple to heal myself.
Roll: 9: The apple is so good that not only do you heal but also increase max hp by 1,000

Bl1tzX: I give Cerberus fresh meat to chew on. Cerberus licks his wounds.
Roll: 7: This heals Cerberus for 3,000 hp.

Cookie53: I Use Cold Fission Element and Blast A beam at the deathclaw,tank bots gives me a antidote.
Roll: 7: The cold blast hits the deathclaw dealing 7,000 dmg.
Bot: 8: The antidote cures the Rabies.

Mr Anderson: I appeal to the irish leprechons with my luck and ask if they can give me a boost? | Grey Wardens: Yet again a slice and dice with magic attempt, but on the deathclaw
Roll: 6: The Irish decide to boost your luck by 1.
Wardens: 4: The wardens seem to be on a case of bad luck anyway the deathclaw bites back at the wardens dealing 1,000 dmg however the rave shield absorbs it.

TheSporeGA: I attempt to stomp on Deathclaw. I also begin to charge up my rockets.
Roll: 5: You stomp the Deathclaw for 100 dmg.

Elizer: Myself: I curse the gods under my breath and build a health station. | Issac: Issac remembers he has jet boosters and activates them to fly out of the pit. | Dante: I remind Dante to limber up.
Roll: 10: Your engineering skills pay off as you set a deployable health station that can be set to heal people 100 hp per turn.
Issac: 6: His boosters are no match for the trap as he flies out.
Dante: -: He limbers up.

Ven Kaeo: I begin casting dark spells to vastly increase the size of the Unholy Abomination (increase max HP by large amount) | Undead Army: Attack Deathclaw | Abomination: Attack Deathclaw | Revenant: Cast spells on Ven Kaeo to increase his intelligence and max HP
Roll: 7: You Resized him back rising max hp by 20,000.
Army: 5: They damage the Deathclaw for 1,000 dmg.
Abomination: 10: He picks up the Deathclaw and smashes him in the ground dealing 80,000 dmg.
Revenant: 1: He don't get your order in fact it seems he's losing connection to you.

Crossu88: I ask Ven Kaeo for assistance!
Roll: -: You ask how he responds is up to him.

[B]---Foe Commands---[/B]
Deathclaw: 8: He regrows his claws.

[B]---Party Members---[/B]
erik802: 1,000/1,000
[B]Devil deal pending[/B]

Elizer: 600/1,000
[B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength, Engineer[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000
[B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]
[B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B]

Rexen: 5,000/5,000
[B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b]

Trounark: 350/1,000
[B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Ray551: 1,100/1,100
[B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
[B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Bl1tzX: 750/1,000
[B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Chris220: 1,000/1,000
[B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Cookie53: 1,000/1,000
[B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Has The Warp gun, TDR +18%[/b]

Mr Anderson: 500/1,000
[b]TDR +18%, Spirit Healer, [/b] [B]+13 LUCK[/B]

Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000

PrivateNomad 2,000/2,000
[b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device, Foot blasted off[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Killer112 700/1000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

Nubsy 900/1,000
[b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower, Pocketed a Velociraptor, Paralyzed, On the verge to becoming a traitor.[/b]

Teracotta 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b]
[b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b]

Ven Kaeo 8,200/8,200
[b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 11 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b]

Jericho_Rus 2,600/1,000
[b]TDR +18%[/b]

Crossu88 1/1000
[b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy[/b]

The Winner 1000/1000
[b]Inventory: Necronomicon, blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

Valon Kyre: 1000/1000
[B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B]

B0b0: 750/1,000
[B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B]

Orckrast 950/800
[B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b]

dvc 1000/1000

TheSporeGA 1000/1000

[B]---Allies | 0 Slots left |---[/B]
Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 1000/2000[/B]

Undead Army 477,888/477,888 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +4 Strength[/B]

Unholy Abomination 265,000/265,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 strength[/B]

Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%, +2 Intelligence., Starting to lose connection [/B]

Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B]

Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Loyal[/B]

Experimental Tank Bot 6,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B]

Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Controllable by (b0b0, Chris220)[/B]

Cerebus: 6,000/10,000 [B]Controllable by (Bl1tzX)[/B]

[B]---Deployables |2 Slots left|---[/B]
Elizer's Health Station 500/500 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Set to heal (Elizer)[/B]

[B]---Foes---[/B]
Rabies Infested Deathclaw 362,900/500,000 [B] Immune to Darkmatter, Weakness to the cold, TDR 60%[/b]

[B]---Traitors---[/B]

[TheSporeGA]

I fire the charged rocket's at Deathclaw's feet. While it's stunned for a second I grab the top of it's head, and rip it's jaw right off.

[Elizer]

Myself: I decide to make another health station to experiment on since I don't want to lose my first one.

Issac: I give Issac a modified shotgun that shoots slugs and tell him to attack the Deathclaw

Dante: I give Dante another fish and tell him to attack the Deathclaw

Set Deployable to Heal Everyone.

[Ven Kaeo]

I cast spells to rebind the Revenant to my will.

Army: Help Crossu by dragging him to the Deathclaw and using him to attack it.
Abomination: Help the Army help Crossu
Revenant: Do nothing

[Cookie53]

I Freeze the DeathClaw with the Cold Fission Mode Littery Incasing him in ice,tank Bot uses his lazer on the death claw and cuts his jaw off.

[Synapseudo]

I paint "Blitz and Cerberus. Best buds forever ♥" on Cerberus to increase his damage through the means of rage. Cerberus snags some tasty treats out of a local butchery to consume.

[backwardspy]

I quickly hack together a freezing spell and cast it at deathclaw, therefore freezing him in place (And hopefully dealing him lots of damage along the way)

[Mr Anderson]

I cast a blizzard along with my wardens

[Nubsy]

Jury-rig together the velociraptor, the abomination's arm and one of the dead SPESS MEHRINES suits of armour to create an [b]AUTHENTIC ARMOURED TRIPLE-LIMBED RAPTORNATOR™[/b] [i]~so real~[/i],

then place the ,[b]AUTHENTIC ARMOURED TRIPLE-LIMBED RAPTORNATOR™[/b] [i]~so real~[/i], in my pocket untill there is space in the allies list.

[Rexen]

I attempt to topple the Deathclaw over with my strength.

[erik802]

I rip something off Rabies Infested Deathclaw and then eat it, hoping it will give me superpowers!

[Trounark]

I use Elizer's health station to heal myself.

[Jericho_Rus]

I flank the Deathclaw while it's distracted and try to make a huge leap towards him from the back smashing a katana in his head.

[b0b0]

No. I slap MCP, and tell him to follow the orders, or I will infect him with Compu-AIDS.