• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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[B]Commands[/B] Elizer: I bring out my backup iPod, hit shuffle and decide to search for items. Roll: 5 - You search for songs play when you finally find one to play, but the ipod shuts off due to dead battery MakoSkyDub: I immediately try to steal from Elizer. =D Roll: 1 - You are determined to take Elizer's backup ipod, but the Annoying 12'year-old sees his chance, he jumps and beats the living shit out of you dealing 500 damage and takes your wallet. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] MakoSkyDub: 500 Dmg [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 1000/1000 MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] MrDestroyer 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] [B]Allies (NPCs)[/B] Inglip: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone*)[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Worships God[/B] Cuthulu 10000/10000 [B]Controllable By (MrDestroyer)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 25,000/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 7,500/7,500 Thread Derailer 10,000/10,000 [B]Notes*[/B] Anyone can control the Inglip now.
Combine forces with Inglip and Cuthulu to kill them all.
Ahh hell no... Shit man I get in my [url=http://files.sharenator.com/baneblade_RE_What_weapon_would_you_use_during_a_zombie_apocalypse-s471x300-51372.jpg]Baneblade[/url] And fire all 8 guns at the Corrupted moderator.
[B]Commands[/B] MrDestroyer: Combine forces with Inglip and Cuthulu to kill them all. Roll 7 - The Combine forces drives the foes insane; Corrupted Moderator counter attacks this insane move by permabanning the Inglip and taking control of the Cuthulu. kevinseven: Ahh hell no... Shit man I get in my Baneblade And fire all 8 guns at the Corrupted moderator. Roll: 6 - You fire all 8 guns at the Corrupted moderator dealing 2,500 Dmg. However the Insane Thread Derailer Hijacks your Baneblade throwing you out in the process dealing 100 damage to you and then joyrides down the street. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] Inglip: Permabanned Corrupted Moderator: 2,500 Dmg [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] kevinseven: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] XD!: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Elizer: 900/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rsam: 850/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B], [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 1000/1000 MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] MrDestroyer 1000/1000 [B]Semi-Robotic[/B] [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 22,500/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 7,500/7,500 [B]Insane[/B] Thread Derailer 10,000/10,000 [B]Insane[/B] Cuthulu 10000/10000 ---- I'm getting sleepy, so don't expect any updates for awhile.
Hmmm this Cuthulu is bad news.... I call down reinforcements to assist in the battle (ie: 6 guardsmen?)
[Ugh this is rigged, I would never roll a one D:] I rally Forum Troll B to tackle the annoying twelve year old. If he succeeds, I pull on a pair of climbing boots and jump onto his balls. >:V [You should probably hold off on the updates anyway, until like 5-10 things have happened each time]
I bake a delicious batch of laxative-filled cupcakes and charmingly offer them to everyone nearby. I eat a couple myself.
I attack the annoying 12-year-old with a Level 10 Forum Regular Logic Blast.
I summon a catgirl to throw at Cuthulu, in the hopes it will distract him for a few rounds.
I use my furry powers and yiff the fuck out of the Thread Derailer :3: (I'm not on my main account right now and yes I am a furry)
I walk in and steal the mod's modding powers.
I whip out a AK74u with grip and rapid fire. And shoot my entire clip (30 shots) into the Thread Derailer.
[B]Commands[/B] kevinseven: Hmmm this Cuthulu is bad news.... I call down reinforcements to assist in the battle (ie: 6 guardsmen?) [b]Roll: 1[/b] You get a bout of nerves and garble your call for six guardsmen; your superiors mistake it as "sex Tarzan". A berserk, viagra-popping jungle man is dropped on you, crushing 400hp out of you. blubafoon: I bake a delicious batch of laxative-filled cupcakes and charmingly offer them to everyone nearby. I eat a couple myself. [b]Roll: 7[/b] They've come out golden brown and delicious-looking. The corrupted moderator greedily snatches two handfuls and stuffs them into his mouth. He'll soon regret it. NecroBiologist: I attack the annoying 12-year-old with a Level 10 Forum Regular Logic Blast. [b]Roll: 6[/b] As it turns out you only manage a Level 6 Blast, dealing 600 damage. Bl1tzX: I summon a catgirl to throw at Cuthulu, in the hopes it will distract him for a few rounds. [b]Roll: 4[/b] You huff and you puff and you summon an ordinary house cat. Cthulu promptly devours it. Forum Idiot: I use my furry powers and yiff the fuck out of the Thread Derailer [b]Roll: 2[/b] Disaster strikes! Thread Derailer is a closet furry! Your yiffing increases his Max HP to 15,000. Me: I rally Forum Troll B to tackle the annoying twelve year old. If he succeeds, I pull on a pair of climbing boots and jump onto his balls. >:V [b]Roll: 8[/b] Forum Troll B takes him to the ground, doing 200 dmg. I leap onto his balls with both spiked feet, dealing 1,000 dmg per boot. SinjinOmega: I walk in and steal the mod's modding powers. [b]Roll: 9[/b] Success. You may use one turn to ban anyone, preventing them from taking one turn. Alternately you may permaban one person/monster/whatever, thus expiring your powers. PvtVain: I whip out a AK74u with grip and rapid fire. And shoot my entire clip (30 shots) into the Thread Derailer. [b]Roll: 3[/b] You whip out a banana by mistake, and wet yourself. How embarrassing. [B]Damage Done This Round[/B] kevinseven - 400 dmg Annoying 12yrold - 2,800 dmg House Cat - Presumed dead. [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 kevinseven: 600/1000 XD!: 1000/1000 ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000 Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 Elizer: 900/1000 Rsam: 850/1000 Sl344: 1000/1000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 1000/1000 MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] MrDestroyer: 1000/1000 blubafoon: 1000/1000 NecroBiologist: 1000/1000 Forum Idiot: 1000/1000 SinjinOmega: 1000/1000 PvtVain: 1000,1000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 22,500/25,000 [b]Has ingested large quantities of laxative[/b] Annoying 12'year-old 4,700/7,500 [B]Insane[/B] Thread Derailer 15,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B] Cuthulu 10,000/10,000 Jungle man 3,000/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]Additional[/b] The robotic thing wears off, it was stupid anyway.
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27729975]PvtVain: I whip out a AK74u with grip and rapid fire. And shoot my entire clip (30 shots) into the Thread Derailer. [b]Roll: 3[/b] You whip out a banana by mistake, and wet yourself. How embarrassing.[/QUOTE] :golfclap:
Enter the battle like badass.
I attack the Jungle man with my lightsaber
The amazingly handsome young man, Orckrast, appears in the dungeon randomly after singing "what is love" whist in the shower.
I poo, enchant it with a level 7 bandwagon enchantment, overly exxagerating its profile(Mass, Size etc), and throws it at the 12 year old. [editline]29th January 2011[/editline] Thats about 3 rolls.. [editline]29th January 2011[/editline] Forum troll B mashes his keyboard, spewing random chars at errybody "SPIJFIOSJFOIJSIODJOFJDSJIFOFDDJFIDFJIOFDOISFIJFIOJFSJIFIOJSIOJDSIJSJIO"
I apply a random buff to my character to stand out on the character list!
Call Arnold Schwarzenegger to finish Annoying 12'year-old off with his M202 FLASH
Permaban Cuthulu. What? Thought i was going to keep them for that long?
After my failed attempt to call down reinforcements I try to call down some auto turrets to help us out.
Enraged at having a dead battery, I pummel the shit out of the Closet Furry.
I use my wish paper: "I wish for a weapon of immense power." Worst case scenario, I get a rubber hammer or something.
I use Ice Storm and hope to freeze one of the foes.
I rub a lamp, hopeing that a genie comes out.
Form a cult and sacrifice 1,000 babies to regain the control of Cuthulu
I prepare to summon Cerebus.
Combine annoying 12 year old and corrupted moderator to create TH89
I write Cthulhu a strongly worded letter reprimanding him on his recent behavior
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