• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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In anger that the Elder Gods refused to protect me, I attempt to call to my aid the Ancient One [I]Azathoth[/I] using the Necronomicon.
I shove my dildo into the nearest enemys eye and run away like a pussy.
seriously dvc your avatar but i get assistance from elizer for upgrading my suit
Fuck this, I shoot myself.
*bunp*
[B]---Commands----[/B] TheSporeGA: I fire the charged rocket's at Deathclaw's feet. While it's stunned for a second I grab the top of it's head, and rip it's jaw right off. Roll: 6: The rocket stuns the Deathclaw while you grab on the head beating it in hopes of ripping it's jaw off but while you don't rip it off you do Deal 150 dmg. Elizer: Myself: I decide to make another health station to experiment on since I don't want to lose my first one. | Issac: I give Issac a modified shotgun that shoots slugs and tell him to attack the Deathclaw | Dante: I give Dante another fish and tell him to attack the Deathclaw | Set Deployable to Heal Everyone. Roll: 4: Well you do make another health station but it fails. Issac: 6: Issac, using the shotgun, fires a few slugs at him dealing 250 dmg. Dante: 8: Dante leaps on the Deathclaw tearing away 2,000 hp. Deployable: You forced the deployable to heal everyone but it can't handle that many people at once so to compensate the deployable heals everyone with 5 hp per turn. Ven Kaeo: I cast spells to rebind the Revenant to my will. | Army: Help Crossu by dragging him to the Deathclaw and using him to attack it. | Abomination: Help the Army help Crossu | Revenant: Do nothing Roll: 7: You regain connection to the Revenant Army: 6: Doing the most sensible thing they drag Crossu to fight the Deathclaw, naturally the Deathclaw kills Crossu88 but not before he deals 500 dmg. Abomination: -: Too late the Deathclaw killed Crossu88. Cookie53: I Freeze the DeathClaw with the Cold Fission Mode Littery Incasing him in ice | Tank Bot uses his lazer on the death claw and cuts his jaw off. Roll: 5: The DeathClaw becomes somewhat incased dealing 1,000 dmg Bot: 10: The misses the jaw cutting off the head dealing 50,000 dmg, oh well accidents do happen. Bl1tzX: I paint "Blitz and Cerberus. Best buds forever ♥" on Cerberus to increase his damage through the means of rage.| Cerberus snags some tasty treats out of a local butchery to consume. Roll: 8: You paint "Blitz and Cerberus. Best buds forever ♥" on Cerberus that somehow increases his damage and loyalty. Cerberus: 5: He don't find anything worth eating. Chris220: I quickly hack together a freezing spell and cast it at deathclaw, therefore freezing him in place (And hopefully dealing him lots of damage along the way) Roll: 7: You fire a freezing spell at the deathclaw dealing 20,000 dmg. Mr Anderson: I cast a blizzard along with my wardens Roll: 9: The blizzard becomes so fearsome to the deathclaw that it deals 40,000 dmg. Nubsy: Jury-rig together the velociraptor, the abomination's arm and one of the dead SPESS MEHRINES suits of armour to create an AUTHENTIC ARMOURED TRIPLE-LIMBED RAPTORNATOR™ ~so real~, Roll: 10: What you Jury-rig together is so AUTHENTIC that a slot opens just for it. Rexen: I attempt to topple the Deathclaw over with my strength. Roll: 5: The Deathclaw topples you over not dealing any damage though. erik802: I rip something off Rabies Infested Deathclaw and then eat it, hoping it will give me superpowers! Roll: 7: You ripped something off and then ate it giving a superpower of your choice. Trounark: I use Elizer's health station to heal myself. Roll: 6: You fuck with Elizer's health station however in the process you fried some wires dealing 200 dmg but it does heal you back to full health. Jericho_Rus: I flank the Deathclaw while it's distracted and try to make a huge leap towards him from the back smashing a katana in his head. Roll: 5: Well you would smash his head but he's headless so you just hit him with it dealing 250 dmg. b0b0: No. I slap MCP, and tell him to follow the orders, or I will infect him with Compu-AIDS. Roll: -: The MCP begs you not to infect him with Compu-AIDS but he can't set the health the deathclaw because it's not part of the program. The Winner: In anger that the Elder Gods refused to protect me, I attempt to call to my aid the Ancient One Azathoth using the Necronomicon. Roll: -: Azathoth, as always agrees to give you aid. dvc: I shove my dildo into the nearest enemys eye and run away like a pussy. Roll: 5: You shoved the dildo into the nearest enemy and ran away like a pussy. This of course makes you a pussy but you did deal 50 dmg. Arctic-Zone: i get assistance from elizer for upgrading my suit Roll: -: You try to get assistance from Elizer how he responds is of course up to him. Crossu88: Fuck this, I shoot myself. Roll: -: If you were alive you would heaved shot your self. [B]---Foe Commands---[/B] - [B]---Party Members---[/B] erik802: 1,000/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] Elizer: 600/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength, Engineer[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 750/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Cookie53: 1,000/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Has The Warp gun, TDR +18%[/b] Mr Anderson: 500/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Spirit Healer, [/b] [B]+13 LUCK[/B] Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000 PrivateNomad 2,000/2,000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device, Foot blasted off[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 700/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 900/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower,[/b] Teracotta 900/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] Ven Kaeo 8,200/8,200 [b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 11 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b] Jericho_Rus 2,600/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 0/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy, DEAD[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]Inventory: Necronomicon, blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Valon Kyre: 1000/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B] B0b0: 750/1,000 [B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B] Orckrast 950/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] dvc 1000/1000 [B]Pussy[/B] TheSporeGA 1000/1000 [B]---Allies | 0 Slots left |---[/B] Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 1000/2000[/B] Undead Army 477,888/477,888 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +4 Strength[/B] Unholy Abomination 265,000/265,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 strength[/B] Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%, +2 Intelligence.[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Dante (Raptor) 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Loyal[/B] Experimental Tank Bot 6,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B] Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]Controllable by (b0b0, Chris220)[/B] Cerebus: 6,000/10,000 [B]Controllable by (Bl1tzX), Loyal, Damage dealing increased by 10%[/B] ARMOURED TRIPLE-LIMBED RAPTORNATOR 80,000/80,000 [B]---Deployables |2 Slots left|---[/B] Elizer's Health Station 300/500 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Set to heal (Everyone), Heals 5 hp per turn.[/B] [B]---Foes---[/B] Rabies Infested Deathclaw 248,950/500,000 [B] Immune to Darkmatter, Weakness to the cold, TDR 60%, Headless[/b] [B]---Traitors---[/B]
I throw a potion full of clear white liquid at the deathclaws. Cerberus takes a power nap.
Myself: As long as the broken health dispenser isn't beyond repair, I decide to tweak it to see if I can upgrade it's healing capabilities. Issac: Continue attacking the Deathclaw Dante: Continue attacking the Deathclaw Set Deployable to Heal self
Use Cold Fission Mode On The Deathclaw Again.
A minigun comes out of the bottom of my mech and it starts shooten up Deathclaw.
I equip the Ice Beam and fire several shots at the Deathclaw.
I throw a banana-grenade at the Deathclaw.
I attempt to freeze the deathclaw Grey wardens: they magicaly find chisels on the ground and chip away at the frozen deathclaw
Me and the [b]AUTHENTIC ARMOURED TRIPLE-LIMBED RAPTORNATOR™[/b][i] ~so real~ [/i] go off in search of chemically flavoured hydration.
Fun. Fine. I slap Deathclaw, and threaten him to stop attacking, or he gets SARS.
I take out my Totally Kickass Spellbook™ and try and summon Duke Nukem for help
um i ask Elizer for some help with my robot body again
[B]---Commands----[/B] Bl1tzX: I throw a potion full of clear white liquid at the deathclaws. Cerberus takes a power nap Roll: 4: The potion explodes on the deathclaw healing it for 2,000 hp. Cerberus: -: He sleeps though the turn. Elizer: Myself: As long as the broken health dispenser isn't beyond repair, I decide to tweak it to see if I can upgrade it's healing capabilities. | Issac: Continue attacking the Deathclaw | Dante: Continue attacking the Deathclaw | Set Deployable to Heal self Roll: 6: You somewhat upgrade the dispenser's healing rate. Issac: 5: He attacks but didn't manage to deal damage. Dante: 3: Before could get an chance the deathclaw claws Dante dealing 3,000 dmg. Cookie53: Use Cold Fission Mode On The Deathclaw Again. Roll: 8: The Cold blast completely encases him in ice dealing 20,000 dmg. TheSporeGA: A minigun comes out of the bottom of my mech and it starts shooten up Deathclaw. Roll: 7: You pump the Deathclaw full of lead dealing 4,000 dmg. NecroBiologist: I equip the Ice Beam and fire several shots at the Deathclaw. Roll: 9: The Ice Beam blasts though the Deathclaw dealing 50,000 dmg. Jericho_Rus: I throw a banana-grenade at the Deathclaw. Roll: 10: The banana-grenade does some damage as it appears that banana burns like acid on him (60,000 DMG). Mr Anderson: I attempt to freeze the deathclaw | Grey wardens: they magicaly find chisels on the ground and chip away at the frozen deathclaw Roll: 6: You deal some cold damage (1,000 DMG) Wardens: -: They find some chisels and start to chip away at the frozen deathclaw but the ice is too hard. Nubsy: Me and the AUTHENTIC ARMOURED TRIPLE-LIMBED RAPTORNATOR™ ~so real~ go off in search of chemically flavoured hydration. Roll: 7: You find the oddest chemically flavoured hydration. b0b0: Fun. Fine. I slap Deathclaw, and threaten him to stop attacking, or he gets SARS. Roll: 5: The slap does some damage (1 DMG), But he doesn't know what the hell SARS is and so he doesn't feel threaten dvc: I take out my Totally Kickass Spellbook™ and try and summon Duke Nukem for help Roll: 4: The Duke doesn't give two shits about helping you. Arctic-Zone: I ask Elizer for some help with my robot body again. Roll: 8: You keep asking n' asking until one of Elizer's buds comes over to work on your armor. [B]---Foe Commands---[/B] - [B]---Party Members---[/B] erik802: 1,000/1,000 [B]Devil deal pending[/B] Elizer: 605/1,000 [B]Inventory: AFK bat, Devastator Built, +3 Strength, Engineer[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000 [B]Intelligence +100, +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] [B]Upgraded Power harvester cannon™, Increased absorbing power. [/B] Rexen: 5,000/5,000 [B]Can heal others for 100hp or heal himself for 200hp. +13 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%, Berserk Mode[/b] Trounark: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Golden Rocket Launcher (Clip size of 4, +50 points of damage). 0 rockets. +3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Ray551: 1,100/1,100 [B]Mental 20 GOLDEN COINS, UNCUT SAPPHIRE, Sword, +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 [B]+3 Strength,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Disgruntled: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: Revolver x2,[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Bl1tzX: 755/1,000 [B]Inventory: MP Magazine (+10 Speech on user) +3 STRENGTH +2 Defense, Sharp Sword[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Chris220: 1,000/1,000 [B]Inventory: +3 Strength[/B] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Cookie53: 1,000/1,000 [B]Can play awesome guitar solos, Has The Warp gun, TDR +18%[/b] Mr Anderson: 505/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Spirit Healer, [/b] [B]+13 LUCK[/B] Arctic-sprite (Arctic-Zone) 1000/1000 PrivateNomad 2,000/2,000 [b]+2 endurance, Got the Portal Device, Foot blasted off[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Killer112 705/1000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Nubsy 905/1,000 [b]TDR +18%, Calm, +2 Willpower,[/b] Teracotta 905/1000 [b]TDR +18%, Best Cooking Skills[/b] [b]Inventory: Bolter,Flame Sword, and Enforcers armor +1 attack, +2 defense[/b] Ven Kaeo 8,200/8,200 [b]Necromancer, TDR +68%, + 11 Intelligence, Powerful Lich[/b] Jericho_Rus 2,600/1,000 [b]TDR +18%[/b] Crossu88 0/1000 [b]TDR +18%, +1 Intelligence, Improved Accuracy, DEAD[/b] The Winner 1000/1000 [b]Inventory: Necronomicon, blessed by Craig, +1 charisma[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] Valon Kyre: 1000/1000 [B]On the verge to becoming a traitor[/B] B0b0: 755/1,000 [B]TDR +18%, +3 Strength.[/B] Orckrast 955/800 [B]Got balls that belong to some animal.[/b] [b]TDR +18%[/b] dvc 1000/1000 [B]Pussy[/B] TheSporeGA 1000/1000 [B]---Allies | 1 Slots left |---[/B] Post-modern Gray Wardens 31,000/31,000 [B]Under command by (Mr Anderson), Raving, RAVE SHIELD 1000/2000[/B] Undead Army 477,888/477,888 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +4 Strength[/B] Unholy Abomination 265,000/265,000 [B]Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), +2 strength[/B] Revenant: 50,000/50,000 [B] Controllable by (Ven Kaeo), TDR 80%, +2 Intelligence.[/B] Issac Clarke 30,000/30,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer)[/B] Dante (Raptor) 2,000/5,000 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Loyal[/B] Experimental Tank Bot 6,000/12,000 [B]Controllable by (Cookie53)[/B] Cerebus: 6,000/10,000 [B]Controllable by (Bl1tzX), Loyal, Damage dealing increased by 10%[/B] ARMOURED TRIPLE-LIMBED RAPTORNATOR 80,000/80,000 [B]---Deployables |2 Slots left|---[/B] Elizer's Health Station 300/500 [B]Controllable by (Elizer), Set to heal (Everyone), Heals 5 hp per turn.[/B] [B]---Foes---[/B] Rabies Infested Deathclaw 116,949/500,000 [B] Immune to Darkmatter, Weakness to the cold, TDR 60%, Headless, Encased in ice[/b] Dog 25,000/25,000 [B]---Traitors---[/B] [b]---Random Event---[/b] Dog's programing code starts to fail him forcing Dog to become a foe.
Fine. I threaten to bring The Deathclaw to life, then eat McDonalds.
I radio base and they send me a squad of soldiers.
I cast spells to increase the health and intelligence of the Revenant Army: Attack Deathclaw Abomination: Rip a tree out of the ground and hit the deathclaw with it. Revenant: Cast spells to increase the spell power of Ven Kaeo
I use The warp Gun to teleport The Deathclaw To Somewhere else Other then here. Tank Bot Goes into Repair mode By useing Nanites To repair him self.
Light the oddly flavoured chemical hydration and throw it at the pack of dogs!
I work on my strength skills. Cerberus heals himself through his power nap.
Myself: I tend to Dante's wounds and heal him Issac: I have Issac work on the real health station, showing him how I upgraded the non-working one Dante: I tell Dante to rest. Health Station still set to Everyone.
I take a nap.
Me and the grey wardens "accidently" steal some jack hammers from a worksite and start to chisel away at the deathclaw again
I rip of Chell's Foot metal... Thing and attach it on my missing foot.
i reach god-tier and fly awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I take off my glasses and break the glass to use the glass as a weapon.
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