The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
1,225 replies, posted
Uggg i dont want to update this :P
[B]Commands[/B]
Trounark: Enter the battle like a badass.
[b]Roll: 1[/b] You fail to notice that your fly is undone. Even your [i]parents[/i] are laughing at you. In your hasty attempt to correct this, you zip your testicles something awful. 999 dmg! That's gonna hurt in the morning!
Ray551: I attack the Jungle man with my lightsaber
[b]Roll: 1[/b] Whoops, you were holding your lightsaber upside down. The light beam cuts off your foot as you activate it. 700 dmg! You can't make this stuff up.
Orckrast: The amazingly handsome young man, Orckrast, appears in the dungeon randomly after singing "what is love" whist in the shower.
[b]Roll: 7[/b] Guess I wouldn't kick you out of bed. +5 Charisma!
onforty: I poo, enchant it with a level 7 bandwagon enchantment, overly exxagerating its profile(Mass, Size etc), and throws it at the 12 year old.
[b]Roll: 4[/b] You get all keyed up but then can't go because PvtVain is watching you. Tsk tsk.
theseltsamone: I apply a random buff to my character to stand out on the character list!
[b]Roll: 8[/b] You cast Haste on yourself. Next turn, you may carry out two actions.
Lufttygger306: Call Arnold Schwarzenegger to finish Annoying 12'year-old off with his M202 FLASH
[b]Roll: 6[/b] I'm not sure what that is, but let's say it happened. 1,500 dmg!
SinjinOmega: Permaban Cuthulu.
[b]Roll: N/A[/b] Go go gadget Ban hammer!
kevinseven: After my failed attempt to call down reinforcements I try to call down some auto turrets to help us out.
[b]Roll: 1[/b] A pair of sturdy autoturrets are parachuted in, whereupon they begin shooting at allies. Geez kevin, whose side are you on anyway.
Elizer: Enraged at having a dead battery, I pummel the shit out of the Closet Furry.
[b]Roll: 9[/b] Sock! Pow! Kerplunk! C-c-combo-breaker! 4,000 dmg!
Ohforf: I yell fanatic chants at Cthulhu, hoping to calm him down and fight the other foes with me
[b]Roll: N/A[/b] Your wasted yells just draw attention to you. The jungle man dives at you and humps you for 300HP!
Nitrowing: I use my wish paper: "I wish for a weapon of immense power."
[b]Roll: 6[/b] Leeching Gauntlets appear on your hands. You may draw HP from anyone you touch with these. Have fun!
NecroBiologist: I use Ice Storm and hope to freeze one of the foes.
[b]Roll: 7[/b] You are successful; the Annoying 12 year old is frozen for one turn. However, your indecisive aim causes you to give Bl1tzX and Forum Idiot frostbite. They shiver off 200HP each.
Sl344: I rub a lamp, hopeing that a genie comes out.
[b]Roll: 8[/b] Your rubbing coaxes a smoke-wreathed genie from the lamp. He regards you with scorn.
MrDestroyer: Form a cult and sacrifice 1,000 babies to regain the control of Cuthulu
[b]Roll: N/A[/b] Even if there was any babies (Or indeed any Cthulu) present, that would still be a terrible idea. -10 Intelligence
Bl1tzX: I prepare to summon Cerebus.
[b]Roll: N/A[/b] Your preparation shall not be wasted. Any attempt to summon Cerberus will have double Roll score.
sonictrey: Combine annoying 12 year old and corrupted moderator to create TH89
[b]Action ignored[/b] [Playing God, more or less]
RaveRaze: I write Cthulhu a strongly worded letter reprimanding him on his recent behavior
[b]Roll: N/A[/b] Didn't ANYONE pay attention to Sinjin's post?
Me: I attempt to steal from the Mysterious Genie.
[b]Roll: 5[/b] Damn it, he had nothing on him.
[b]Other[/b]
The laxatives take a heavy toll on the Corrupted Moderator as he craps 1/2 of his HP away. The same applies to blubafoon, since he decided against all advice to have a couple himself.
The Autoturrets spray bullets into several allies. 100dmg to RaveRaze, Lufttygger, kevinseven, Rsam and Sl344. ROFLBURGER catches a full clip to the face and dies instantly.
Forum Troll B takes out some angst on the Annoying 12 year old. 300dmg!
The Thread derailer sucker punches Elizer after his beating. 50dmg!
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 7000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 2250/2500
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000
kevinseven: 500/1000
XD!: 1000/1000
ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000
Elizer: 850/1000
Rsam: 750/1000
Sl344: 900/1000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1000/1000
mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1000/1000
Rexen: 1000/1000
bobthe2lol: 1000/1000
blazingfly: 950/1000
FreddiRox!: 950/1000
-xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000
theseltsamone 1000/1000 [b]Haste[/b]
Face Melter: 100/1000
gsp1995: 1000/1000
Bl1tzX: 800/1000
MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b]
MrDestroyer: 1000/1000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b]
blubafoon: 500/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
Forum Idiot: 800/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000
PvtVain: 1000,1000
Trounark: 1/1,000
Ray551: 1,000/1,000
Orckrast: 900/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,000/1,000
Lufttygger306: 900/1,000
RaveRaze: 900/1,000
sonictrey: 1,000/1,000
[B]Allies[/B]
Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000
Annoying 12'year-old 4,400/7,500 [B]Insane[/B]
Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B]
Cthulu 0/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b]
Jungle man 3,000/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b]
Autoturret A 1,000/1,000
Autoturret B 1,000/1,000
[b]???[/b] Mysterious Genie 4,000/4,000
[b]Additional[/b]
I've removed "Damage done this round". Hope nobody minds, all the damage is listed in Commands and now Other, so I'm not bothered to copy it all out again.
I hack one of the turrets in a attempt to take control over it.
I summon Cerebus to the battle grounds.
I punch the Jungleman in the face with my leeching gauntlet.
Ask for a wish from genie, make Cuthulu unbanned and controllable by me.
Wait so the genie is an enemy?
I start thread in an attempt to get Corrupted Moderator removed from his post!
Make Arnold jump down on Autoturret A and instant kill it with an enormous revolver
[b]Commands[/b]
Rsam: I hack one of the turrets in an attempt to take control over it.
[b]Roll: 7[/b] - Hack successful, You now control Autoturret A for 1 Round(s).
Ohforf: I wrap some badages around my arms, hoping to recover from the mental trauma the attack left behind. Also I take a stab at the jungle man with my wand.
[b]Roll: 9[/b] - Wrap successful, but upon closer inspection, you somhow manage to wrap your wand into your body, giving you magic blood. [b]+10 Magic[/b] Jungle man become erect from sudden magic stimulation. [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b]
B|1tzX: I summon Cerebus to the battle grounds.
[b]Roll: 4[/b] - Cerebus appears, but, due to lack of sacrafices falls into a coma. Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)
Nitowing: I punch the Jungleman in the face with my leeching gauntlet.
[b]Roll: 7[/b] - Attack is successfull, Jungleman is damaged 1,200HP and it is Transfered to Nitrowing.
MrDestroyer: Ask for a wish from genie, make Cuthulu unbanned and controllable by me.
[b]Roll: 1[/b] - Cuthulu is Granted Ban Exeption, but now only attacks MrDestroyer 25hp each round.
S|344: Wait so the genie is an enemy?
[b]Roll: 9[/b] - Genie becomes an enemy Genie. [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b]
Dustinm16: I start thread in an attempt to get Corrupted Moderator removed from his post!
[b]Roll: N/A[/b] - Outcome Next Round.
Lufttygger306: Make Arnold jump down on Autoturret A and instant kill it with an enormous revolver.
[b]Roll: 7[/b] Arnold attacks a friendly turret, nodamage suffered. [b]Arnold is now labeled an enemy.[/b]
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 7000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3450/2500 [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000
kevinseven: 500/1000
XD!: 1000/1000
ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000
Elizer: 850/1000
Rsam: 750/1000
Sl344: 900/1000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1000/1000
mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1000/1000
Rexen: 1000/1000
bobthe2lol: 1000/1000
blazingfly: 950/1000
FreddiRox!: 950/1000
-xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000
theseltsamone 1000/1000 [b]Haste[/b]
Face Melter: 100/1000
gsp1995: 1000/1000
Bl1tzX: 800/1000
MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b]
MrDestroyer: 975/1000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 500/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
Forum Idiot: 800/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000
PvtVain: 1000,1000
Trounark: 1/1,000
Ray551: 1,000/1,000
Orckrast: 900/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,000/1,000
Lufttygger306: 900/1,000
RaveRaze: 900/1,000
sonictrey: 1,000/1,000
[B]Allies[/B]
Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Autoturret A 1,000/1,000 [b]Controlled By Rsam[/b] 1 Round(s)
Cerebus 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000
Annoying 12'year-old 4,400/7,500 [B]Insane[/B]
Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B]
Cthulu 2,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b]
Autoturret B 1,000/1,000
Enemy Genie 4,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b]
Arnold 7,500/7,500
Surprise buttsex Arnold
Using my Auto-turret I focus fire on the Genie.
I attempt to steal from Nitrowing.
[Damn it Dustin, I can't believe you brought Cthulu back into the game]
[b]Commands[/b]
ROFLBURGER: Suprise Buttsex Arnold.
[b]Roll: 1[/b] - Attack is unsuccesful, corpses cannot suprise buttsex...
Rsam: Using my Auto-turret I focus fire on the Genie.
[b]Roll: 8[/b] - Attack is Successful, Genie -2000HP (Autoturret A Returns to enemy side) [b]ENEMY BONUS: Arnold Mounts Autoturret A, Becomes Terminator. +10,000HP[/b]
MakoSkyDub: I attempt to steal from Nitrowing.
[b]Roll: 9[/b] - Attempt Succesfull, Leeching Gauntlents stolen, [b]BONUS: Pants Stolen, Nitrowing +10 Shame[/b]
Dustinm16: I start thread in an attempt to get Corrupted Moderator removed from his post!
[b]Roll: N/A[/b] Action Pending
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 7000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3450/2500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000
kevinseven: 500/1000
XD!: 1000/1000
ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000
Elizer: 850/1000
Rsam: 750/1000
Sl344: 900/1000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1000/1000
mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1000/1000
Rexen: 1000/1000
bobthe2lol: 1000/1000
blazingfly: 950/1000
FreddiRox!: 950/1000
-xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000
theseltsamone 1000/1000 [b]Haste[/b]
Face Melter: 100/1000
gsp1995: 1000/1000
Bl1tzX: 800/1000
MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 950/1000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 500/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
Forum Idiot: 800/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000
PvtVain: 1000,1000
Trounark: 1/1,000
Ray551: 1,000/1,000
Orckrast: 900/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,000/1,000
Lufttygger306: 900/1,000
RaveRaze: 900/1,000
sonictrey: 1,000/1,000
[B]Allies[/B]
Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Cerebus 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000
Annoying 12'year-old 4,400/7,500 [B]Insane[/B]
Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B]
Cthulu 2,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b]
Autoturret B 1,000/1,000
Enemy Genie 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b]
(Autoturret A Returns to enemy side) [b]BONUS: Arnold Mounts Autoturret A, Becomes Terminator. +10,000HP[/b]
Terminator 17,500/17,500
[editline]30th January 2011[/editline]
[No more from me, I need to focus on my homework...]
I ignore the pain and try to dropkick Cthulhu
Guys give your commands ill post a results :downs:
I summon John Connor to deal with the Terminator.
As soon as a 3rd person posts a action Ill make the results
A wild DARTH appears!
[editline]30th January 2011[/editline]
DARTH uses GROWL!
Alright will post results in a quick second making darth's thing in the list
I leech from the annoying 12 year old, and tell Forum Troll B to smash his face in as well. There are so many damn foes now.
[I will GM this again, if popular demand dictates =D]
[b]Commands[/b]
Ray551: I ignore the pain and try to dropkick Cthulhu
[b]Roll: 5[/b] - Attack is Successful, you shrug off the invisible pain and hit Cthulhu with a dropkick, Cthulhu -1,000HP [b](Mental Status Given)[/b]
Wanpis: I summon John Connor to deal with the Terminator.
[b]Roll: 3[/b] - Summon Successful, John Connor hit terminator, -2,500HP
Darth_GW7: DARTH uses GROWL!
[b]Roll: 1[/b] - Attack is Unsuccessful, you take a big ol' growl and you hurt your vocal cords -50HP
[b](Sore Vocal Cords Status Given)[/b]
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 7000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3450/2500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000
kevinseven: 500/1000
XD!: 1000/1000
ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000
Elizer: 850/1000
Rsam: 750/1000
Sl344: 900/1000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1000/1000
mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1000/1000
Rexen: 1000/1000
bobthe2lol: 1000/1000
blazingfly: 950/1000
FreddiRox!: 950/1000
-xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000
theseltsamone 1000/1000 [b]Haste[/b]
Face Melter: 100/1000
gsp1995: 1000/1000
Bl1tzX: 800/1000
MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 950/1000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 500/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000
Forum Idiot: 800/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000
PvtVain: 1000,1000
Trounark: 1/1,000
Ray551: 1,000/1,000 [b]Mental[/b]
Orckrast: 900/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,000/1,000
Lufttygger306: 900/1,000
RaveRaze: 900/1,000
sonictrey: 1,000/1,000
Darth_GW7: 950/1,000 [b]Sore Vocal Cords[/b]
[B]Allies[/B]
Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Cerebus 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000
Annoying 12'year-old 4,400/7,500 [B]Insane[/B]
Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B]
Cthulu 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b]
Autoturret B 1,000/1,000
Enemy Genie 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b]
(Autoturret A Returns to enemy side) [b]BONUS: Arnold Mounts Autoturret A, Becomes Terminator. +10,000HP[/b]
Terminator 15,000/17,500
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27750259]I leech from the annoying 12 year old, and tell Forum Troll B to smash his face in as well. There are so many damn foes now.
[I will GM this again, if popular demand dictates =D][/QUOTE]
Ah I will include your thing next results
DARTH is hit with recoil!
DARTH uses SPLASH!
DARTH remembers he is not water type!
DARTH deletes "P"!
DARTH uses SLASH!
I attempt to find anything flammable to burn the furry Thread Derailer with.
I hit Cthulhu again, this time with the powers of my God Hand
Alright let me edit the thing.
I attempt to cast Heal all on all characters.
[b]Commands[/b]
MakoSkyDub: I leech from the annoying 12 year old, and tell Forum Troll B to smash his face in as well.
[b]Roll: 7[/b] - Attack is Successful, you leech +500HP from the annoying 12 year old, you tell Forum Troll B to smash his face in -1,000HP [b](The annoying 12 year old runs off crying)[/b]
Darth_GW7: DARTH uses SLASH!
[b]Roll: 5[/b] - Attack is Successful, you slash the air -0HP
Wanpis: I attempt to find anything flammable to burn the furry Thread Derailer with
[b]Roll: 2[/b] - Attempt is Unsuccessful, you failed to find something flammable, the furry thread derailer yiff's you -200HP
Ray551: I hit Cthulhu again, this time with the powers of my God Hand
[b]Roll: 4[/b] - Attack is Unsuccessful, you realize you don't have a god hand -10 Strength
Dustinm16: I attempt to cast Heal all on all characters.
[b]Roll: 9[/b] - Attempt Successful, you cast Heal on everyone +500HP
[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 7,500/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3,950/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1,500/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,500/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 950/1,000
kevinseven: 1,500/1,000
XD!: 1,500/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b]
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,500/1,000
Elizer: 1,350/1,000
Rsam: 1,250/1,000
Sl344: 1,400/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,500/1,000
mikester112: 1,500/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,500/1,000
Rexen: 1,500/1,500
bobthe2lol: 1,500/1,500
blazingfly: 1,450/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,450/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,300/1,000
theseltsamone 1,500/1,000 [b]Haste[/b]
Face Melter: 600/1,000
gsp1995: 1,500/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,300/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 950/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 950/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 1,000/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,500/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,300/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,500/1,000
PvtVain: 1,500/1,000
Trounark: 501/1,000
Ray551: 1,500/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,400/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,500/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,400/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,400/1,000
sonictrey: 1,500/1,000
Darth_GW7: 1,450/1,000 [b]Sore Vocal Cords[/b]
Wanpis: 1,300/1,000
Dustinm16: 1,500/1,000
[B]Allies[/B]
Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Cerebus 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000
Annoying 12'year-old 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B]
Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B]
Cthulu 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b]
Autoturret B 1,000/1,000
Enemy Genie 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b]
Terminator 15,000/17,500
I start a deep discussion with the Thread Derailer, talking about Furries, why is he addicted to them, trying to influence him to get some mental help by going to a mental institution for few rounds.
I shout until I'm hoarse
I mount the horse and attack Cthulhu.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.