• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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Uggg i dont want to update this :P
[B]Commands[/B] Trounark: Enter the battle like a badass. [b]Roll: 1[/b] You fail to notice that your fly is undone. Even your [i]parents[/i] are laughing at you. In your hasty attempt to correct this, you zip your testicles something awful. 999 dmg! That's gonna hurt in the morning! Ray551: I attack the Jungle man with my lightsaber [b]Roll: 1[/b] Whoops, you were holding your lightsaber upside down. The light beam cuts off your foot as you activate it. 700 dmg! You can't make this stuff up. Orckrast: The amazingly handsome young man, Orckrast, appears in the dungeon randomly after singing "what is love" whist in the shower. [b]Roll: 7[/b] Guess I wouldn't kick you out of bed. +5 Charisma! onforty: I poo, enchant it with a level 7 bandwagon enchantment, overly exxagerating its profile(Mass, Size etc), and throws it at the 12 year old. [b]Roll: 4[/b] You get all keyed up but then can't go because PvtVain is watching you. Tsk tsk. theseltsamone: I apply a random buff to my character to stand out on the character list! [b]Roll: 8[/b] You cast Haste on yourself. Next turn, you may carry out two actions. Lufttygger306: Call Arnold Schwarzenegger to finish Annoying 12'year-old off with his M202 FLASH [b]Roll: 6[/b] I'm not sure what that is, but let's say it happened. 1,500 dmg! SinjinOmega: Permaban Cuthulu. [b]Roll: N/A[/b] Go go gadget Ban hammer! kevinseven: After my failed attempt to call down reinforcements I try to call down some auto turrets to help us out. [b]Roll: 1[/b] A pair of sturdy autoturrets are parachuted in, whereupon they begin shooting at allies. Geez kevin, whose side are you on anyway. Elizer: Enraged at having a dead battery, I pummel the shit out of the Closet Furry. [b]Roll: 9[/b] Sock! Pow! Kerplunk! C-c-combo-breaker! 4,000 dmg! Ohforf: I yell fanatic chants at Cthulhu, hoping to calm him down and fight the other foes with me [b]Roll: N/A[/b] Your wasted yells just draw attention to you. The jungle man dives at you and humps you for 300HP! Nitrowing: I use my wish paper: "I wish for a weapon of immense power." [b]Roll: 6[/b] Leeching Gauntlets appear on your hands. You may draw HP from anyone you touch with these. Have fun! NecroBiologist: I use Ice Storm and hope to freeze one of the foes. [b]Roll: 7[/b] You are successful; the Annoying 12 year old is frozen for one turn. However, your indecisive aim causes you to give Bl1tzX and Forum Idiot frostbite. They shiver off 200HP each. Sl344: I rub a lamp, hopeing that a genie comes out. [b]Roll: 8[/b] Your rubbing coaxes a smoke-wreathed genie from the lamp. He regards you with scorn. MrDestroyer: Form a cult and sacrifice 1,000 babies to regain the control of Cuthulu [b]Roll: N/A[/b] Even if there was any babies (Or indeed any Cthulu) present, that would still be a terrible idea. -10 Intelligence Bl1tzX: I prepare to summon Cerebus. [b]Roll: N/A[/b] Your preparation shall not be wasted. Any attempt to summon Cerberus will have double Roll score. sonictrey: Combine annoying 12 year old and corrupted moderator to create TH89 [b]Action ignored[/b] [Playing God, more or less] RaveRaze: I write Cthulhu a strongly worded letter reprimanding him on his recent behavior [b]Roll: N/A[/b] Didn't ANYONE pay attention to Sinjin's post? Me: I attempt to steal from the Mysterious Genie. [b]Roll: 5[/b] Damn it, he had nothing on him. [b]Other[/b] The laxatives take a heavy toll on the Corrupted Moderator as he craps 1/2 of his HP away. The same applies to blubafoon, since he decided against all advice to have a couple himself. The Autoturrets spray bullets into several allies. 100dmg to RaveRaze, Lufttygger, kevinseven, Rsam and Sl344. ROFLBURGER catches a full clip to the face and dies instantly. Forum Troll B takes out some angst on the Annoying 12 year old. 300dmg! The Thread derailer sucker punches Elizer after his beating. 50dmg! [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 2250/2500 KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 kevinseven: 500/1000 XD!: 1000/1000 ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 Elizer: 850/1000 Rsam: 750/1000 Sl344: 900/1000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 800/1000 MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] MrDestroyer: 1000/1000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] blubafoon: 500/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 Forum Idiot: 800/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000 PvtVain: 1000,1000 Trounark: 1/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 Orckrast: 900/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,000/1,000 Lufttygger306: 900/1,000 RaveRaze: 900/1,000 sonictrey: 1,000/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 4,400/7,500 [B]Insane[/B] Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B] Cthulu 0/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] Jungle man 3,000/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] Autoturret A 1,000/1,000 Autoturret B 1,000/1,000 [b]???[/b] Mysterious Genie 4,000/4,000 [b]Additional[/b] I've removed "Damage done this round". Hope nobody minds, all the damage is listed in Commands and now Other, so I'm not bothered to copy it all out again.
I hack one of the turrets in a attempt to take control over it.
I summon Cerebus to the battle grounds.
I punch the Jungleman in the face with my leeching gauntlet.
Ask for a wish from genie, make Cuthulu unbanned and controllable by me.
Wait so the genie is an enemy?
I start thread in an attempt to get Corrupted Moderator removed from his post!
Make Arnold jump down on Autoturret A and instant kill it with an enormous revolver
[b]Commands[/b] Rsam: I hack one of the turrets in an attempt to take control over it. [b]Roll: 7[/b] - Hack successful, You now control Autoturret A for 1 Round(s). Ohforf: I wrap some badages around my arms, hoping to recover from the mental trauma the attack left behind. Also I take a stab at the jungle man with my wand. [b]Roll: 9[/b] - Wrap successful, but upon closer inspection, you somhow manage to wrap your wand into your body, giving you magic blood. [b]+10 Magic[/b] Jungle man become erect from sudden magic stimulation. [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] B|1tzX: I summon Cerebus to the battle grounds. [b]Roll: 4[/b] - Cerebus appears, but, due to lack of sacrafices falls into a coma. Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls) Nitowing: I punch the Jungleman in the face with my leeching gauntlet. [b]Roll: 7[/b] - Attack is successfull, Jungleman is damaged 1,200HP and it is Transfered to Nitrowing. MrDestroyer: Ask for a wish from genie, make Cuthulu unbanned and controllable by me. [b]Roll: 1[/b] - Cuthulu is Granted Ban Exeption, but now only attacks MrDestroyer 25hp each round. S|344: Wait so the genie is an enemy? [b]Roll: 9[/b] - Genie becomes an enemy Genie. [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] Dustinm16: I start thread in an attempt to get Corrupted Moderator removed from his post! [b]Roll: N/A[/b] - Outcome Next Round. Lufttygger306: Make Arnold jump down on Autoturret A and instant kill it with an enormous revolver. [b]Roll: 7[/b] Arnold attacks a friendly turret, nodamage suffered. [b]Arnold is now labeled an enemy.[/b] [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3450/2500 [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 kevinseven: 500/1000 XD!: 1000/1000 ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 Elizer: 850/1000 Rsam: 750/1000 Sl344: 900/1000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 800/1000 MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] MrDestroyer: 975/1000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 500/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 Forum Idiot: 800/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000 PvtVain: 1000,1000 Trounark: 1/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 Orckrast: 900/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,000/1,000 Lufttygger306: 900/1,000 RaveRaze: 900/1,000 sonictrey: 1,000/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Autoturret A 1,000/1,000 [b]Controlled By Rsam[/b] 1 Round(s) Cerebus 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 4,400/7,500 [B]Insane[/B] Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B] Cthulu 2,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie 4,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] Arnold 7,500/7,500
Surprise buttsex Arnold
Using my Auto-turret I focus fire on the Genie.
I attempt to steal from Nitrowing. [Damn it Dustin, I can't believe you brought Cthulu back into the game]
[b]Commands[/b] ROFLBURGER: Suprise Buttsex Arnold. [b]Roll: 1[/b] - Attack is unsuccesful, corpses cannot suprise buttsex... Rsam: Using my Auto-turret I focus fire on the Genie. [b]Roll: 8[/b] - Attack is Successful, Genie -2000HP (Autoturret A Returns to enemy side) [b]ENEMY BONUS: Arnold Mounts Autoturret A, Becomes Terminator. +10,000HP[/b] MakoSkyDub: I attempt to steal from Nitrowing. [b]Roll: 9[/b] - Attempt Succesfull, Leeching Gauntlents stolen, [b]BONUS: Pants Stolen, Nitrowing +10 Shame[/b] Dustinm16: I start thread in an attempt to get Corrupted Moderator removed from his post! [b]Roll: N/A[/b] Action Pending [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3450/2500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 kevinseven: 500/1000 XD!: 1000/1000 ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 Elizer: 850/1000 Rsam: 750/1000 Sl344: 900/1000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 800/1000 MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] MrDestroyer: 950/1000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 500/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 Forum Idiot: 800/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000 PvtVain: 1000,1000 Trounark: 1/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 Orckrast: 900/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,000/1,000 Lufttygger306: 900/1,000 RaveRaze: 900/1,000 sonictrey: 1,000/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Cerebus 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 4,400/7,500 [B]Insane[/B] Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B] Cthulu 2,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] (Autoturret A Returns to enemy side) [b]BONUS: Arnold Mounts Autoturret A, Becomes Terminator. +10,000HP[/b] Terminator 17,500/17,500 [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] [No more from me, I need to focus on my homework...]
I ignore the pain and try to dropkick Cthulhu
Guys give your commands ill post a results :downs:
I summon John Connor to deal with the Terminator.
As soon as a 3rd person posts a action Ill make the results
A wild DARTH appears! [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] DARTH uses GROWL!
Alright will post results in a quick second making darth's thing in the list
I leech from the annoying 12 year old, and tell Forum Troll B to smash his face in as well. There are so many damn foes now. [I will GM this again, if popular demand dictates =D]
[b]Commands[/b] Ray551: I ignore the pain and try to dropkick Cthulhu [b]Roll: 5[/b] - Attack is Successful, you shrug off the invisible pain and hit Cthulhu with a dropkick, Cthulhu -1,000HP [b](Mental Status Given)[/b] Wanpis: I summon John Connor to deal with the Terminator. [b]Roll: 3[/b] - Summon Successful, John Connor hit terminator, -2,500HP Darth_GW7: DARTH uses GROWL! [b]Roll: 1[/b] - Attack is Unsuccessful, you take a big ol' growl and you hurt your vocal cords -50HP [b](Sore Vocal Cords Status Given)[/b] [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3450/2500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000 TehLeetPenguin: 450/1000 kevinseven: 500/1000 XD!: 1000/1000 ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000 Elizer: 850/1000 Rsam: 750/1000 Sl344: 900/1000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1000/1000 mikester112: 1000/1000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1000/1000 Rexen: 1000/1000 bobthe2lol: 1000/1000 blazingfly: 950/1000 FreddiRox!: 950/1000 -xxsetshotxx-: 800/1000 theseltsamone 1000/1000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 100/1000 gsp1995: 1000/1000 Bl1tzX: 800/1000 MakoSkyDub: 450/1000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] MrDestroyer: 950/1000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 500/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,000/1,000 Forum Idiot: 800/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,000/1,000 PvtVain: 1000,1000 Trounark: 1/1,000 Ray551: 1,000/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] Orckrast: 900/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,000/1,000 Lufttygger306: 900/1,000 RaveRaze: 900/1,000 sonictrey: 1,000/1,000 Darth_GW7: 950/1,000 [b]Sore Vocal Cords[/b] [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Cerebus 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 4,400/7,500 [B]Insane[/B] Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B] Cthulu 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] (Autoturret A Returns to enemy side) [b]BONUS: Arnold Mounts Autoturret A, Becomes Terminator. +10,000HP[/b] Terminator 15,000/17,500 [QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27750259]I leech from the annoying 12 year old, and tell Forum Troll B to smash his face in as well. There are so many damn foes now. [I will GM this again, if popular demand dictates =D][/QUOTE] Ah I will include your thing next results
DARTH is hit with recoil! DARTH uses SPLASH! DARTH remembers he is not water type! DARTH deletes "P"! DARTH uses SLASH!
I attempt to find anything flammable to burn the furry Thread Derailer with.
I hit Cthulhu again, this time with the powers of my God Hand
Alright let me edit the thing.
I attempt to cast Heal all on all characters.
[b]Commands[/b] MakoSkyDub: I leech from the annoying 12 year old, and tell Forum Troll B to smash his face in as well. [b]Roll: 7[/b] - Attack is Successful, you leech +500HP from the annoying 12 year old, you tell Forum Troll B to smash his face in -1,000HP [b](The annoying 12 year old runs off crying)[/b] Darth_GW7: DARTH uses SLASH! [b]Roll: 5[/b] - Attack is Successful, you slash the air -0HP Wanpis: I attempt to find anything flammable to burn the furry Thread Derailer with [b]Roll: 2[/b] - Attempt is Unsuccessful, you failed to find something flammable, the furry thread derailer yiff's you -200HP Ray551: I hit Cthulhu again, this time with the powers of my God Hand [b]Roll: 4[/b] - Attack is Unsuccessful, you realize you don't have a god hand -10 Strength Dustinm16: I attempt to cast Heal all on all characters. [b]Roll: 9[/b] - Attempt Successful, you cast Heal on everyone +500HP [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7,500/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3,950/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1,500/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1,500/1,000 TehLeetPenguin: 950/1,000 kevinseven: 1,500/1,000 XD!: 1,500/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,500/1,000 Elizer: 1,350/1,000 Rsam: 1,250/1,000 Sl344: 1,400/1,000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1,500/1,000 mikester112: 1,500/1,000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1,500/1,000 Rexen: 1,500/1,500 bobthe2lol: 1,500/1,500 blazingfly: 1,450/1,000 FreddiRox!: 1,450/1,000 -xxsetshotxx-: 1,300/1,000 theseltsamone 1,500/1,000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 600/1,000 gsp1995: 1,500/1,000 Bl1tzX: 1,300/1,000 MakoSkyDub: 950/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] MrDestroyer: 950/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 1,000/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,500/1,000 Forum Idiot: 1,300/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,500/1,000 PvtVain: 1,500/1,000 Trounark: 501/1,000 Ray551: 1,500/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] Orckrast: 1,400/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,500/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,400/1,000 RaveRaze: 1,400/1,000 sonictrey: 1,500/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,450/1,000 [b]Sore Vocal Cords[/b] Wanpis: 1,300/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,500/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Cerebus 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B] Thread Derailer 11,000/15,000 [B]Furry[/B] Cthulu 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] Terminator 15,000/17,500
I start a deep discussion with the Thread Derailer, talking about Furries, why is he addicted to them, trying to influence him to get some mental help by going to a mental institution for few rounds.
I shout until I'm hoarse I mount the horse and attack Cthulhu.
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