• The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I approach the Enemy Genie and wish for infinte wishes for everyone!
I Prepare to summon many trolls, I attempt to pick troll herbs. [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Wanpis;27750665]I approach the Enemy Genie and wish for infinte wishes for everyone![/QUOTE] [you fool, you'll kill us all!]
I search the dungeon for a magical weapon
[b]Commands[/b] EqueL: I start a deep discussion with the Thread Derailer, talking about Furries, why is he addicted to them, trying to influence him to get some mental help by going to a mental institution for few rounds. [b]Roll: 7[/b] - Attack Successful, you talk to the Thread Derailer about getting mental help, he agrees and walks away Darth_GW7: I shout until I'm horse, I mount the horse and attack Cthulhu. [b]Roll: 1[/b] - Attack Unsuccessful, you try to shout but you then realize you have sore vocal cords -100HP Wanpis: I approach the Enemy Genie and wish for infinite wishes for everyone! [b]Roll: 3[/b] - Attack Unsuccessful, you wish for infinite wishes for everyone, but then you realize the genie is evil -200HP [b]To everyone[/b] Dustinm16: I Prepare to summon many trolls, I attempt to pick troll herbs. [b]Roll: 5[/b] - Attempt Successful, you happen to find only 1 herb [b](1 = 1 troll)[/b] Ray551: I search the dungeon for a magical weapon [b]Roll: 8[/b] - Search Successful, you have found a magical rock! [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7,300/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3,750/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1,300/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000 kevinseven: 1,300/1,000 XD!: 1,300/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,150/1,000 Rsam: 1,050/1,000 Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000 mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1,300/1,000 Rexen: 1,300/1,500 bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500 blazingfly: 1,250/1,000 FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000 -xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000 theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 400/1,000 gsp1995: 1,300/1,000 Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000 MakoSkyDub: 750/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 800/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000 Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000 PvtVain: 1,300/1,000 Trounark: 301/1,000 Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] Orckrast: 1,200/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,300/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,200/1,000 RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000 sonictrey: 1,300/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,150/1,000 [b]Sore Vocal Cords[/b] Wanpis: 1,100/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,300/1,000 EqueL: 800/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B: 5000/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Lurker: 50/50 [b]Controllable By (Anyone)[/b] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 11,250/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B] Thread Derailer 0/15,000 [B]At Mental Hospital[/B] Cthulu 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] Terminator 15,000/17,500
I jump at Cthulhu, trying to hit him on the head with the magical rock
Goes up to Wanpis and tries to kick him in the balls for doing such a horrible thing.
I feed ally Forum Troll B a troll herb in hope that he may find troll love and make many trollbabies.
I spam a billion random digits at the moderator and thread derailer in an attempt to make them stop reading the thread.
[b]Commands[/b] Ray551: I jump at Cthulhu, trying to hit him on the head with the magical rock [b]Roll: 5[/b] - Attack Successful, you jump straight towards Cthulu and hit him on the head -1,000HP EqueL: I goe up to Wanpis and tries to kick him in the balls for doing such a horrible thing. [b]Roll: 10[/b] - Attack Successful, you kick wanpis in the balls -500HP Dustinm16: I feed ally Forum Troll B a troll herb in hope that he may find troll love and make many trollbabies. [b]Roll: 2[/b] - Attempt Unsuccessful, you feed your ally the herb, he hates herbs -200HP Ohforf: I ready my thunderpunch and grin angrily at the corrupted moderator, waiting for the perfect moment to strike [b]Roll: 7[/b] - Attempt Successful, you ready your fish and grin at the corrupted moderator, he backs away a few inchs -10HP Darth_GW7: I spam a billion random digits at the moderator make him stop reading the thread. [b]Roll: 4[/b] - Attack Unsuccessful, you spam random digits at the corrupted moderator bans you for 1 day [b]You can't do actions for 1 Turn(Reason: Spam)[/b] [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7,300/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3,750/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1,300/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000 kevinseven: 1,300/1,000 XD!: 1,300/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,150/1,000 Rsam: 1,050/1,000 Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000 mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1,300/1,000 Rexen: 1,300/1,500 bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500 blazingfly: 1,250/1,000 FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000 -xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000 theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 400/1,000 gsp1995: 1,300/1,000 Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000 MakoSkyDub: 750/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 800/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000 Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000 PvtVain: 1,300/1,000 Trounark: 301/1,000 Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] Orckrast: 1,200/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,300/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,200/1,000 RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000 sonictrey: 1,300/1,000 Darth_GW7: 1,150/1,000 [b]Sore Vocal Cords[/b] [b]Banned - 1 Day[/b] Wanpis: 600/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,300/1,000 EqueL: 800/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B: 4,800/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Lurker: 50/50 [b]Controllable By (Anyone)[/b] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator 11,240/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B] Thread Derailer 0/15,000 [B]At Mental Hospital[/B] Cthulu 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] Terminator 15,000/17,500
I throw the rock at Cthulhu to finish him off
I make an official thread proposing that Corrupted Moderator be removed from his post and replaced by a more responsible character.
Darth goes through seven proxies, and makes many alternate accounts, preparing to attack next turn.
Mixes some drinks with herbs and pours them on ROLFBURGER's body, trying to revive him.
[b]Commands[/b] Ray551: I throw the rock at Cthulhu to finish him off [b]Roll: 3[/b] - Attack Unsuccessful, you throw the rock at Cthulu, Cthulu hits it back at you -100HP Ohforf: I unleash the motherfucking fury on the corrupted moderator [b]Roll: 6[/b] - Attack Successful, you do a major combo on the corrupted moderator, -2,500HP Dustinm16: I make an official thread proposing that Corrupted Moderator be removed from his post and replaced by a more responsible character. [b]Roll: 2[/b] - Attempt Unsuccessful, you make the thread asking for the moderator to be removed, it is declined and a even more corrupted moderator steps in the battle [b](TH98 Steps in the battle)[/b] Darth_GW7: Darth goes through seven proxies, and makes many alternate accounts, preparing to attack next turn. [b]Roll: 1[/b] - Attempt Unsuccessful, you go through the proxies but then your computer bluescreens -5,000HP EqueL: Mixes some drinks with herbs and pours them on ROLFBURGER's body, trying to revive him. [b]Roll: 4[/b] - Attempt Unsuccessful, you make what seems to be a working potion, you pour onto ROFLBURGER's body but it doesn't work [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7,300/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3,750/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1,300/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000 kevinseven: 1,300/1,000 XD!: 1,300/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 0/1000 [b]Deceased[/b] Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,150/1,000 Rsam: 1,050/1,000 Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000 mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1,300/1,000 Rexen: 1,300/1,500 bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500 blazingfly: 1,250/1,000 FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000 -xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000 theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 400/1,000 gsp1995: 1,300/1,000 Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000 MakoSkyDub: 750/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 800/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000 Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000 PvtVain: 1,300/1,000 Trounark: 301/1,000 Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] Orckrast: 1,200/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,300/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,200/1,000 RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000 sonictrey: 1,300/1,000 Darth_GW7: 0/1,000 [b]Bluescreen'd[/b] Wanpis: 600/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,300/1,000 EqueL: 800/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B: 4,800/5000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Lurker: 50/50 [b]Controllable By (Anyone)[/b] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator: 8,740/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B] Thread Derailer: 0/15,000 [B]At Mental Hospital[/B] Cthulu: 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man: 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B: 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie: 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] Terminator: 15,000/17,500 TH98: 30,000/30,000
Rages and swears like a mad man, thinking that his potion doesn't work, but gives it one more try.
three 1's in a row? I call shenanigans.
I have gathered all 7 balls and attempt to summon the dragon...
[b]Commands[/b] EqueL: Rages and swears like a mad man, thinking that his potion doesn't work, but gives it one more try. [b]Roll: 7[/b] - Attempt Successful, you pour the potion over ROFLBURGER's body, you see it has worked +500HP Dustinm16: I have gathered all 7 balls and attempt to summon... [b]Roll: 2[/b] - Attempt Unsuccessful, you drop your 7 balls on your feet by accident -250HP [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 7,300/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3,750/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1,300/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000 kevinseven: 1,300/1,000 XD!: 1,300/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 500/1000 Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,150/1,000 Rsam: 1,050/1,000 Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000 mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1,300/1,000 Rexen: 1,300/1,500 bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500 blazingfly: 1,250/1,000 FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000 -xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000 theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 400/1,000 gsp1995: 1,300/1,000 Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000 MakoSkyDub: 750/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 800/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000 Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000 PvtVain: 1,300/1,000 Trounark: 301/1,000 Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] Orckrast: 1,200/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,300/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,200/1,000 RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000 sonictrey: 1,300/1,000 Darth_GW7: 0/1,000 [b]Bluescreen'd[/b] Wanpis: 600/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,050/1,000 EqueL: 800/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B: 4,800/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b] Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator: 8,740/25,000 Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B] Cthulu: 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man: 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B: 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie: 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] Terminator: 15,000/17,500 TH98: 30,000/30,000
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;27751242]three 1's in a row? I call shenanigans.[/QUOTE] [I was about to say, Darth is getting [i]suspiciously[/i] unlucky. xD] I attempt to steal form the corrupted mod, with my trusty leeching gauntlet.
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;27751479][I was about to say, Darth is getting [i]suspiciously[/i] unlucky. xD][/QUOTE] The randomnumbers.org or whatever the sites called, gens the number so it's not my fault Also darth your numbers weren't three 1's, it did 1, 4 and then 1 again.
I look for a magical weapon again, hoping to find a sword or something
Once a 3rd is posted ill post the results.
After noticing that his potion works, starts making more of them, and trying to sell some on the internet to make some money. (Money to be used later)
I use Creepy Smile-Stare on TH89 and punch KO3N1G1N4TOR in the eyes in an effort to restore what I assume to be his poor vision.
[b]Commands[/b] MakoSkyDub: I attempt to steal form the corrupted mod, with my trusty leeching gauntlet. [b]Roll: 8[/b] - Attempt Successful, you steal [b](+1,000HP, A pack of gum, and his account)[/b] Ray551: I look for a magical weapon again, hoping to find a sword or something [b]Roll: 10[/b] - Search Successful, you found a magical bow and dildo arrow! EqueL: After noticing that his potion works, starts making more of them, and trying to sell some on the internet to make some money. [b]Roll: 5[/b] - Attempt Successful, while you create more potions you don't know if they work Ohforf: I kick the corrupted moderator with fierce fury [b]Roll: 2[/b] - Attack Unsuccessful, you try to kick the moderator but he dodges and punches you in the stomach -500HP theseltsamone: I use Creepy Smile-Stare on TH89 and punch KO3N1G1N4TOR in the eyes in an effort to restore what I assume to be his poor vision. [b]Roll: 8[/b] - Attack Successful, you make a creepy smile while staring at TH89 finds you creepy -1,000HP and you punch KO3N1G1N4TOR in the eyes you make his eyes bleed -700HP [B]Characters[/B] Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B] Nitrowing: 3,750/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b] KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B], Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000 TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000 kevinseven: 1,300/1,000 XD!: 1,300/1,000 ROFLBURGER: 500/1000 Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000 Elizer: 1,150/1,000 Rsam: 1,050/1,000 Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B] FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000 mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B] Euphe: 1,300/1,000 Rexen: 1,300/1,500 bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500 blazingfly: 1,250/1,000 FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000 -xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000 theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste[/b] Face Melter: 400/1,000 gsp1995: 1,300/1,000 Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000 MakoSkyDub: 1,750/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b] MrDestroyer: 750/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b] blubafoon: 800/1,000 NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000 Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000 SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000 PvtVain: 1,300/1,000 Trounark: 301/1,000 Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b] Orckrast: 1,200/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b] onforty: 1,300/1,000 Lufttygger306: 1,200/1,000 RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000 sonictrey: 1,300/1,000 Darth_GW7: 0/1,000 [b]Bluescreen'd[/b] Wanpis: 600/1,000 Dustinm16: 1,050/1,000 EqueL: 800/1,000 [B]Allies[/B] Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B] Forum Troll B: 4,800/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B] Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b] Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b] Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i] [B]Foes[/B] Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b] Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B] Cthulu: 1,500/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b] Jungle man: 1,800/3,000 [b]Viagra-crazed[/b] [b]+1 Spear Penis Added to Inventory[/b] Autoturret B: 1,000/1,000 Enemy Genie: 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b] Terminator: 15,000/17,500 TH98: 29,000/30,000 Alright i'm gonna go to bed now, someone take over as GM.
I apply another RANDOM BUFF to my character.
Darth reboots his computer.
Tests his product on Annoying 12 year-old
I shoot the dildo at Cthulhu
I attempt to see the future and bring good fortune to my peeps.
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