The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I attempt to assasinate TH98 with a stealthy neck snap.
I build a gun that uses afk party members as ammunition. To test whether or not the gun works, I use Wanpis as my first bullet and fire it at the Jungle Man.
I throw a waterbottle at the autoturrel, hopping to short-circuit it.
[b]Commands[/b]
Ohforf:I try to roundhouse kick the jungle man
Roll: 7 - Attack successful! You roundhouse kick him for 700hp
theseltsamone:I apply another RANDOM BUFF to my character.
Roll: 10 - Success! You can now regrow any bodyparts that become dismembered.
Darth_GW7:reboots his computer
Roll:8 - You successfully reboot your computer. +800hp
EqueL: Tests his product on Annoying 12 year-old
Roll: 3 - You try to test your product on the annoying 12 year old, but he is gone after he has rage quit.
Ray551:I shoot the dildo at Cthulhu
Roll: 6 - attack successful! you hit Cthulhu in the eye for 500hp
Dustinm16:I attempt to see the future and bring good fortune to my peeps.
Roll: 4 - You try to look into the future but suddenly Autoturrent B spots you and attacks you for 300hp
SilverBullet:I attempt to assasinate TH98 with a stealthy neck snap.
Roll: 5 - I attack TH98 but I get spotted and manage to do a stun punch for 200hp to TH98 and run away.
Elizer: build a gun that uses afk party members as ammunition. To test whether or not the gun works, I use Wanpis as my first bullet and fire it at the Jungle Man.
Roll: 10 - You successfully create and perfect your afk gun and fire wanpis at jungleman KILLING HIM and damaging wanpis for 500hp.
Sl344:I throw a waterbottle at the autoturrel, hopping to short-circuit it.
Roll: 5 - You throw the bottle at autoturret B for 200hp making it glitch for 1 turn.
[B]Characters[/B]
SilverBullet: 1,000/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3,750/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 1,150/1,000
Rsam: 1,050/1,000
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 1,300/1,500
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste, Regeneration[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,750/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 725/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 301/1,000
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,200/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,200/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 800/1,000 [b]Bluescreen'd[/b]
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000
[B]Allies[/B]
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 4,800/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B]
Cthulu: 1,000/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man: 0/3,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Autoturret B: 800/1,000 [b]TEMPORARY ERROR[/b](-1 turn)
Enemy Genie: 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b]
Terminator: 15,000/17,500
TH98: 28,800/30,000
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Note: check for next page you guys.
Packs all the bottles and starts the distribution.
-snip- wait what
Fuck YES. I throw my arm at the Terminator, not for the purpose of damage, but more for the purpose of badassery.
[b]Commands[/b]
theseltsamone:I throw my arm at the Terminator, not for the purpose of damage, but more for the purpose of badassery.
Roll: 9 - Success! You rip off your own arm for -500hp and throw it at Terminator, making him extremely angry. You grow the arm back for +500hp.
Darth_GW7:Darth uses his 1000 alts to DDOS the moderator, uploading child porn and scat videos laced with viruses
Roll: 1 - The corrupted moderator is already dead. You get attacked by the angry Terminator for 500hp
EqueL: Packs all the bottles and starts the distribution.
Roll: 10 - You can now distribute a potion with a random effect to any character.
(effect of potion depends on roll. 1= very bad effect, 10= very good effect)
[B]Characters[/B]
SilverBullet: 1,000/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3,750/2,500 [b]Pantsless +10 Shame[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 1,150/1,000
Rsam: 1,050/1,000
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 1,300/1,500
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste, Regeneration, Bad Ass[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,750/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 700/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 301/1,000
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,200/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,200/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 200/1,000
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]
[B]Allies[/B]
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 4,800/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B]
Cthulu: 1,000/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man: 0/3,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Autoturret B: 800/1,000
Enemy Genie: 2,000/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects[/b]
Terminator: 15,000/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,800/30,000
I cast a spell to coat myself in as much armor as possible to hide my shame. I also bop MakoSkyDub around the head.
(come on people post)
I attempt to rip out Terminators tracking unit.
(I'll do the thingy after a few more posts)
Summon Garry
I take out my burning gituar of death and play an epic facemelter to deal damage to all our foes.
I rip off a smile-stared face and throw it at the Genie to magnify the creepiness.
[B]Commands[/B]
SilverBullet:I attempt to rip out Terminators tracking unit.
Roll: 4 - I jump on terminator and try to rip it out, his rage has made his metal really hot and burns me for 300hp
Nitrowing:I cast a spell to coat myself in as much armor as possible to hide my shame. I also bop MakoSkyDub around the head.
Roll: 7 - You are now armored and your shame has been covered (-10 shame), but the armor is really itchy. You bop MakoSkyDub on the head for 300hp
Rexen:Summon Garry
Roll: 5 - You successfully summon a random guy with the name garry, he has no idea what is going on.
Ray551:I take out my burning gituar of death and play an epic facemelter to deal damage to all our foes.
Roll: 5 - Semi successful. You deal 100hp of damage to all foes.
theseltsamone:I rip off a smile-stared face and throw it at the Genie to magnify the creepiness.
Roll: 7 - Success! You rip your face off for -300hp and throw it at the genie, he is now creeped out. You regrow your face for +300hp
[B]Characters[/B]
SilverBullet: 700/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3,750/2,500 [b]Pantsless, Armored, Itchy[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 1,150/1,000
Rsam: 1,050/1,000
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 1,300/1,500
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste, Regeneration, Bad Ass[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 700/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 301/1,000
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,200/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,200/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 200/1,000
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]
[B]Allies[/B]
Random man named garry: 500/500 [b]confused[/b]
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 4,800/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B]
Cthulu: 900/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man: 0/3,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Autoturret B: 700/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,900/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Creeped out[/b]
Terminator: 14,900/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,700/30,000
I pick up a conveniently-placed pair of pants and put them on.
I reload my gun with an improved clip (can now hold 3 afk members) and fire 3 random members at TH98
I play a solo again, this time to get my status back to normal.
I use a medical kit on my burns.
[editline]30th January 2011[/editline]
[b]Commands[/b]
Nitrowing:I pick up a conveniently-placed pair of pants and put them on.
Roll: 9 - You now have pants.
Elizer:I reload my gun with an improved clip (can now hold 3 afk members) and fire 3 random members at TH98
Roll:5 - You shoot Lufttygger306, Trounark, and onforty at TH89. Only one hits its mark for 300hp and the other ricochet and hit you and garry for 100hp. Each afk player is damaged for 200hp
Ray551:I play a solo again, this time to get my status back to normal.
Roll:9 - Your status is restored?
SilverBullet:I use a medical kit on my burns.
Roll: 2 - I don't really know how to use the kit and only heal 100hp.
Terminator attacks Nitrowing for 500hp
Auto Turret B attacks SilverBullet for 450hp
TH89 atttacks elizer for 700hp
[B]Characters[/B]
SilverBullet: 350/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3,250/2,500 [b]Armored, Itchy[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 350/1,000
Rsam: 1,050/1,000
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 1,300/1,500
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste, Regeneration, Bad Ass[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 700/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 101/1,000
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,000/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 200/1,000
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]
[B]Allies[/B]
Random man named garry: 400/500 [b]confused[/b]
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 4,800/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B]
Cthulu: 900/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man: 0/3,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Autoturret B: 700/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,900/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Creeped out[/b]
Terminator: 14,900/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,400/30,000
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Note:I'll be back in a little bit to do the rolls.
Bless the man named garry with the powers of Garry Newman.
I take use of my string on high rolls to do something UNREALISTICALLY CHALLENGING.
Ffs, those are resurrection potions, and they were going to be sold to get profit.
I drink Dr. Pepper in hopes that I restore my health.
I look around for a pack of c4 explosives.
Grabbin pills
Sorry about those autoturrets, hmmm what to do... I call an extermanautus (A planet killer) on the planet! Ask them to do it in 3 turns.
Summon Magical staff
[b]Commands[/b]
Rexen: Bless the man named garry with the powers of Garry Newman.
Roll:4 - Garry gets the powers, but does not know how to use them.
theseltsamone:I take use of my string on high rolls to do something UNREALISTICALLY CHALLENGING.
Roll: 5 - I have no idea what that is, but you only manage to do somthing only mildly challenging.
EqueL: Ffs, those are resurrection potions, and they were going to be sold to get profit.
Roll: 6 - You will get useless currency for each sell (might become useful later on)
Elizer:I drink Dr. Pepper in hopes that I restore my health
Roll: 7 - You gain 300hp.
Rsam:I look around for a pack of c4 explosives
Roll: 5 - you only manage to find enough for 1 use.
Silverbullet:Grabbin pills
Roll: 8 - I gain 400hp
kevinseven: I call an extermanautus (A planet killer) on the planet! Ask them to do it in 3 turns
Roll: 4 - You summon him but he can't hear your tiny voice.
Bromega513: Summon magical staff
Roll: 2 - You only manage to summon a small regular twig.
[B]Characters[/B]
Bromega513: 1,000/1,000
SilverBullet: 750/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 3,250/2,500 [b]Armored, Itchy[/b]
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 650/1,000
Rsam: 1,050/1,000
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 1,300/1,500
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste, Regeneration, Bad Ass[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 700/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b] [b]-25HP/Round[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 101/1,000
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,000/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 200/1,000
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]
[B]Allies[/B]
extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Garry: 400/500 [b]confused, doesn't know how to use power[/b]
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 4,800/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B]
Cthulu: 900/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man: 0/3,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Autoturret B: 700/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,900/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Creeped out[/b]
Terminator: 14,900/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,400/30,000
I do a roundhouse kick in a vain attempt to hit all enemies at once.
I order Forum Troll B to distract TH98 in hopes that TH98 gets banned by a higher power.
I place all of my c4 on the Terminator and detonate it.
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