The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[Bromega513]

Throw twig at TH98

[EqueL]

Throwing fried chicken from KFC at TH98

[Combiner8761]

Suddenly appear out of nowhere in front of the genie, in an attemt to creep it out even more.

[Trounark]

I beat the shit out of Elizer and then proceed to ass-rape him with a 15 inches dildo.

[SilverBullet]

[b]Commands[/b]

Nitrowing:I do a roundhouse kick in a vain attempt to hit all enemies at once.
Roll: 2 - You get ready to do a roundhouse kick but you're armor is too clunky to let you do such an athletic feat.
Auto turret B shoots your armor off

Elizer:I order Forum Troll B to distract TH98 in hopes that TH98 gets banned by a higher power.
Roll: 2 - Forum troll B goes to distract TH89 but gets distracted by Terminator and feeds off his rage, gaining 200hp.

Rsam:I place all of my c4 on the Terminator and detonate it
Roll: 6 - You manage to sneak up on the terminator and detonate the c4, damaging the terminator for 700hp, but a flying chunk of metal hits you in the leg for 400hp.

Bromega513: Throw twig at TH98
Roll: 8 - you get him right in one of his testicles for 50hp

EqueL:Throwing fried chicken from KFC at TH98.
Roll: 10 - He eats so much that he is now immobile.

Combiner8761:Suddenly appear out of nowhere in front of the genie, in an attemt to creep it out even more.
Roll: 9 - He craps his magic pants.

Trounark:I beat the shit out of Elizer and then proceed to ass-rape him with a 15 inches dildo.
Roll: 3 - you try to get sweet sweet revenge but you trip and choke on your 15 inch dildo and die.

[B]Characters[/B]
Bromega513: 1,000/1,000
SilverBullet: 750/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 650/1,000
Rsam: 1,050/1,000
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 1,300/1,500
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,300/1,000 [b]Haste, Regeneration, Bad Ass[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 700/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,000/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 200/1,000
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]

[B]Allies[/B]
extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Garry: 400/500 [b]confused, doesn't know how to use power[/b]
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]

[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Annoying 12'year-old: 0/7,500 [B]Ragequit[/B]
Cthulu: 900/10,000 [b]Permabanned[/b] [b]Granted Exception[/b] [b]Focused on MrDestroyer[/b]
Jungle man: 0/3,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Autoturret B: 700/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,900/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b]
Terminator: 14,200/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,350/30,000 [b]Immobile[/b]

[Bromega513]

Kick TH98 in the balls while he is stunned.

[theseltsamone]

I push my luck and use my haste to apply two random effects!

[Rsam]

I hand Garry a book titled "[I]How to use powers of Garry Newman for Dummys[/I]" and tell him whats going on.

[Combiner8761]

I attemt to steal the leeching gauntlet from MakoSkyDub, and if I manage to steal it I'll try to extract leeches from it. If I suceeded in extracting leeches I'll attemt to throw the leeches on the genie to freak it out even more, as well drain his health.

[BLUcody]

I ready my STEEL LONGSWORD with my STEEL HEATER SHIELD and prepare to to WHIRLWIND.

Skills: (Shield Bash - Attempts to do a random amount of blunt damage and a 50% chance to stun target for 3 turns.)
(Whirlwind - attempts to attack 3 random foes with 100-1,000 damage.)

Equipment:
Helmet: Steel Armet (2+ Defense)
Chest: Steel Breastplate (5+ Defense)
Legs: Steel Greaves (3+ Defense)
Hands: Steel gauntlets (2 Defense)
(SET BONUS: 1+ DEFENSE, 1+ ATTACK)
Left Hand: Steel Longsword (10 Attack - Medium Speed)
Right Hand: Steel Kiteshield (2+ Defense - +45% chance to block)
Jewelry:
1+ Defense gold ring
10+ Attack engraved silver ring
Medallion of Courage (1+ attack to every ally.)
TOTAL WEIGHT: 50kg/120kg.

[Trounark]

Goddamnit.

Attempt to come back from the death.

[SilverBullet]

[b]Commands[/b]

Bromega513:Kick TH98 in the balls while he is stunned.
Roll: 1 - you try to to kick TH98 in the balls but the stick lodged in one of his testicles impales your foot, causing 400hp of damage.

theseltsamone:I push my luck and use my haste to apply two random effects!
[b]Haste used![/b]
Roll#1: 3 - No effects, auto turret B shoots you for 500hp, regeneration regenerates 200hp.
Roll#2: 8 - You now have falcon punch, falcon punch can only be used once and does 3,000hp worth of damage.

Rsam:I hand Garry a book titled "How to use powers of Garry Newman for Dummys" and tell him whats going on.
Roll: 7 - He learns the powers of GARRY! But he currently does things only if he wants to

Combiner8761:I attemt to steal the leeching gauntlet from MakoSkyDub, and if I manage to steal it I'll try to extract leeches from it. If I suceeded in extracting leeches I'll attemt to throw the leeches on the genie to freak it out even more, as well drain his health.
Roll: 2 - There is no leaches in the leaching gauntlet, thats just the name of the effect it has.
You feel stupid.

Trounark: action ignored, you are dead. Another player must bring you back to life in order for you to play.

BLUcody: No.

[B]Characters[/B]
Bromega513: 600/1,000
SilverBullet: 750/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 650/1,000
Rsam: 1,050/1,000
Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000 [b]Intelligence -5[/b]
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 1,300/1,500
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only)[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 700/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,000/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 200/1,000
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]

[B]Allies[/B]
extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Garry: 30,000/30,000 [b]Highly ignores player commands[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]

[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Cthulu: 900/10,000
Autoturret B: 700/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,900/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b]
Terminator: 14,200/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,350/30,000 [b]Immobile[/b]
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Note: Cthulu's effects have worn off.

[Bromega513]

Cry

[Combiner8761]

After my newfound stupidity I am compelled to buy an intelligence potion from EqueL in order regain my lost brain cells. So i buy one and consume the strange liquid.

[BLUcody]

Fuck this.

Sits down pouty.

Skills: (Shield Bash - Attempts to do a random amount of blunt damage and a 50% chance to stun target for 3 turns.)
(Whirlwind - attempts to attack 3 random foes with 100-1,000 damage.)

Equipment:
Helmet: Steel Armet (2+ Defense)
Chest: Steel Breastplate (5+ Defense)
Legs: Steel Greaves (3+ Defense)
Hands: Steel gauntlets (2 Defense)
(SET BONUS: 1+ DEFENSE, 1+ ATTACK)
Left Hand: Steel Longsword (10 Attack - Medium Speed)
Right Hand: Steel Kiteshield (2+ Defense - +45% chance to block)
Jewelry:
1+ Defense gold ring
10+ Attack engraved silver ring
Medallion of Courage (1+ attack to every ally.)
TOTAL WEIGHT: 50kg/120kg.

[Rexen]

I sarifice half of my HP to allow my rolls do be doubled.

[SilverBullet]

(BLUcody I am not going to include all you're freaking effects... jeez.)

I try to make a rapid fire rocket launcher.

[Rsam]

I attempt to steal a nearby car to run over the Cthulu.

[Crazy Ivan]

I enact a daring SIXPOOL 'LING RUSH of Cthulu!

[SilverBullet]

[b]Commands[/b]

Bromega513: Cry
Roll: 7 - you cry and cry, you succeeded at crying. good job?

Combiner8761: You buy one of EqueLs intelligence potions and drink it hoping for the best.
Roll: 10 - You are now a freakin super genius. You can make 1 super weapon without the need of a roll, but it uses 1 turn.

Rexen:I sarifice half of my HP to allow my rolls do be doubled.
Roll: 6 - You sacrifice half your hp, but you only get 3 turns of doubled rolls.

Silverbullet:I try to make a rapid fire rocket launcher.
Roll: 5 - It doesn't work.

Rsam: I attempt to steal a nearby car to run over the Cthulu.
Roll: 2 - you get one and hotwire it, you speed towards cthulu but he flings your car in the air and it lands upsidown, crushing your arm for 500hp.

Crazy Ivan:I enact a daring SIXPOOL 'LING RUSH of Cthulu!
Roll:5 You do some weird random shit that I don't know what it is and deal 200 damage to cthulu.

[B]Characters[/B]
Bromega513: 600/1,000
SilverBullet: 750/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 650/1,000
Rsam: 550/1,000
Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100[/b]
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 650/1,500 [b]3 turns of doubled rolls[/b]
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only)[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 700/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,000/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 200/1,000
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]

[B]Allies[/B]
extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Garry: 30,000/30,000 [b]Highly ignores player commands[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]

[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Cthulu:700/10,000
Autoturret B: 700/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,900/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b]
Terminator: 14,200/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,350/30,000 [b]Immobile[/b]

[Jakkalen]

I hit Cthulhu with the burning guitar

[Rsam]

I climb out of the car and head to the hospital to get medical aid.

[Bromega513]

Kick TH98

[Skunky]

I call Saxton Hale and tell him to kill TH98 WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

[Rexen]

I tell Garry to Permaban TH98

[Combiner8761]

I build the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] and use the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] to absorb TH98 powers into the [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] for later use.

[BLUcody]

I attempt to do a VERTICAL SLASH with my STEEL LONG SWORD to CTHLHU.

Skills: (Shield Bash - Attempts to do a random amount of blunt damage and a 50% chance to stun target for 3 turns.)
(Whirlwind - attempts to attack 3 random foes with 100-1,000 damage.)

Equipment:
Helmet: Steel Armet
Chest: Steel Breastplate
Legs: Steel Greaves
Hands: Steel gauntlets
Left Hand: Steel Longsword
Right Hand: Steel Kiteshield
Jewelry:
Gold ring
Engraved silver ring
Medallion of Courage
TOTAL WEIGHT: 50kg/120kg.

[Rsam]

@ BLUcody
Just a tip: only post commands.

[BLUcody]

[QUOTE=Rsam;27759025]@ BLUcody
Just a tip: only post commands.[/QUOTE]

But no one will know of my-

Agh, fuck it.

[SilverBullet]

[b]Commands[/b]

Ray551: I hit Cthulhu with the burning guitar
Roll: 9 - [b]CRITICAL HIT[/b] you bash him with your epic flaming guitar burning him to DEATH.

Bromega513: Kick TH98
Roll: 5 You kick him for 200hp and he sends you flying into
Crazy Ivan. Both of you lose 300hp

Skunky:I call Saxton Hale and tell him to kill TH98 WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
Roll: 1 - You call him up but he doesn't know who you are and somehow punches you through the phone for 400hp

Rexen:I tell Garry to Permaban TH98
Roll#1: 2 - He ignores your request.
Roll#2: 9 - He considers it, but forgets about it later. (must roll a 10)

Combiner8761:I build the Power harvester cannon™! and use it to absorb TH89 powers into the cannon for later use.
Roll: N/A You build the cannon using 1 turn. You must wait until next round to use your cannon.

[B]Characters[/B]
Skunky:600/1,000
CrazyIvan:700/1,000
Bromega513: 300/1,000
SilverBullet: 750/1,000
Ohforf: 6,800/1,000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 600/1,000 [B]BL1ND[/B],
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
TehLeetPenguin: 750/1,000
kevinseven: 1,300/1,000
XD!: 1,300/1,000
ROFLBURGER: 500/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 650/1,000
Rsam: 550/1,000
Combiner8761: 1,000/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100, PHC superweapon[/b]
Sl344: 1,200/1,000 [B]Armored[/B]
FlashFireSix: 1,300/1,000
mikester112: 1,300/1,000 [B]Gay[/B]
Euphe: 1,300/1,000
Rexen: 650/1,500 [b]3 turns of doubled rolls[/b]
bobthe2lol: 1,300/1,500
blazingfly: 1,250/1,000
FreddiRox!: 1,250/1,000
-xxsetshotxx-: 1,100/1,000
theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only)[/b]
Face Melter: 400/1,000
gsp1995: 1,300/1,000
Bl1tzX: 1,100/1,000
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
MrDestroyer: 700/1,000 [b]-10 Intelligence[/b]
blubafoon: 800/1,000
NecroBiologist: 1,300/1,000
Forum Idiot: 1,100/1,000
SinjinOmega: 1,300/1,000
PvtVain: 1,300/1,000
Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Ray551: 1,300/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
Orckrast: 1,000/1,000 [b]+5 Charisma[/b]
onforty: 1,300/1,000
Lufttygger306: 1,000/1,000
RaveRaze: 1,200/1,000
sonictrey: 1,300/1,000
Darth_GW7: 200/1,000
Wanpis: 600/1,000
Dustinm16: 550/1,000
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]

[B]Allies[/B]
extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Garry: 30,000/30,000 [b]Highly ignores player commands[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Inglip: 0/5,000 [B]Permabanned[/B]
Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Lurker: 0/50 [b]Stopped Reading The Thread[/b]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]

[B]Foes[/B]
Corrupted Moderator: 0/25,000 [b]Hacked By MakoSkyDub[/b]
Autoturret B: 700/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,900/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b]
Terminator: 14,200/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,350/30,000
Elite Haxor: 3,000/3,000 [b]EPIC HAXING SKILLZ[/b]
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[b]Note: TH98 has become active again.
An Elite Haxor has appeared![/b]