The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)
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I attempt to do a [B]VERTICAL SLASH[/B] with my [B]STEEL LONG SWORD[/B] to [B]CTHULU.[/B]
I absorb TH98 powers with my [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b] and fire a permaban directly at TH98.
I force TH98 to say something racist.
Damn Saxton Hale. I thought we were friends. :saddowns:
Summon and use health kit.
I gather the remaining ashes of Cthulhu and combine them with my guitar, granting me a random superpower
(watch out guys, big attack coming)
I create a barricade
I will hide in the barricade together with SilverBullet after I've completed firing my [b]Power harvester cannon™![/b]
I will just dig a hole and hide in it.
I will force TH98 to say something racist while behind the cover of 7 proxies.
I jump down into the sewers to avoid any big attack.
If I succeed combining the Cthulhu's remains and the guitar I will use it's powers to protect all of the other players
[b]Commands[/b]
BLUcody:I attempt to do a VERTICAL SLASH with my STEEL LONG SWORD to CTHULU.
Roll: 5 - you swipe uselessly at the air, cthulu has already been killed.
Combiner8761: I absorb TH98 powers with my Power harvester cannon™! and fire a permaban directly at TH98.
Roll: 9 - You blast TH98 for 20,000hp. He loses his moderation powers.
Rexen:I force TH98 to say something racist
Roll: 6 - You trick TH98 into saying somthing racist, he is now a racist.
Bromega513: Summon and use health kit
Roll: 4 - You only manage to summon some bandages and a splint, but it's good enough. +350hp.
Ray551:I gather the remaining ashes of Cthulhu and combine them with my guitar, granting me a random superpower.
Roll: 10 - You now have the "[b]ULTIMATE GUITAR OF CTHULU[/b]" If you roll a 8 for a guitar attack it will damage for 1000 or up hp.
SilverBullet:I create a barricade.
Roll: 4 - I manage to create a makeshift barricade. I go ahead and let combiner join me.
Skunky:I will just dig a hole and hide in it.
Roll: 3 - you start to dig a hole but hit a sewage pipe, it sprays you and does 200 damage.
At least you are kinda protected now.
[B]ENEMY ATTACK WAVE[/B]
Elite Haxor attacks most recent players for 200hp (protected players absorb 100dmg)
AutoturretB attacks most recent players for 100hp (protected players absorb 50dmg)
Enemie Genie is tired of being freaked out and makes everyone bald
Terminator attacks most recent players for 300hp (protected players no longer protected)
[b]Ray551 protects all players![/b]
[B]Characters[/B]
BLUcody:200/1,000
Skunky:100/1,000
Bromega513: 100/1,000
SilverBullet: 100/1,000
Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 650/1,000
Rsam: 550/1,000
Combiner8761: 550/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100, PHC superweapon[/b]
Rexen: 100/1,500 [b]3 turns of doubled rolls[/b]
theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only)[/b]
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Ray551: 500/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]
[B]Allies[/B]
extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Garry: 30,000/30,000 [b]Highly ignores player commands[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Autoturret B: 700/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,900/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b]
Terminator: 14,200/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,350/30,000 [b]RACIST[/b]
Elite Haxor: 3,000/3,000 [b]EPIC HAXING SKILLZ[/b]
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[b]Note: sorry if all the quantities of health are not right. My brain is a little fried right now.
I'm going to stop for a while, if anyone else wants to take over for a little bit, be my guest.[/b]
Also I'm going to remove people not playing from the list. I'm going to take a break and if I come back and there's not too many commands then I'll do 'em.
Wow, you hate me. :saddowns: I will just scream for a medic.
inb4 medic heals me with poison.
I Attack TH89 with a rotting fish.
I have to go to sleep guys. See you next time.
I'll also go to sleep in SilverBullet's barricade until the next time i post.
Bite TH98
I cast rejuvanation on myself. This will heal me for 100 every turn (Starting with this turn), until the next attack.
I wake up from the long slumber I have been in for these last pages
I go back to sleep again.
I play another solo on the [b]ULTIMATE GUITAR OF CTHULU[/b] which motivates all the other players and heals them
I sharpen the dildo that's sticking out of Torunark's mouth, load his body into my gun and shoot at TH98's bumhole.
i muster my mental strength and try to summon a group of necron warriors
I try to steal the PHC superweapon!
Alright alright.
[b]Commands[/b]
Silverbullet: I heal myself with a medical kit
Roll: 6 - I gain 400 hp
Skunky: I will just scream for a medic
Roll: 7 - Forum troll B comes and heals you for 500hp
MEOWTFLOL:I Attack TH89 with a rotting fish.
Roll: 1 - You attack TH89 with a rotting fish, to no effect. TH89 attacks you with a bunch of racist slurs hurting your feelings for -500hp.
Bromega513:Bite TH89
Roll: 2 - You Bite TH89 but your teeth break for -400hp, You are now DEAD
Rexen:I cast rejuvanation on myself. This will heal me for 100 every turn (Starting with this turn), until the next attack.
Roll: 9 - cast Successful! (second roll unneeded)
FlashFireSix:I wake up from the long slumber I have been in for these last pages
I go back to sleep again.
Roll: 3 - you indeed go back to sleep, then suddenly a giant fucking bomb hits your house and you fucking DIE.
Ray551:I play another solo on the ULTIMATE GUITAR OF CTHULU which motivates all the other players and heals them.
Roll: 6 - You get to choose the player you want to super heal twice.
Elizer:I sharpen the dildo that's sticking out of Torunark's mouth, load his body into my gun and shoot at TH98's bumhole.
Roll: 3 - Your gun gets jammed and blasts body parts everywere damaging all foes for 50hp
TrulliLulli:i muster my mental strength and try to summon a group of necron warriors
Roll: 6 - You manage to summon 2 necron warriors, only controlled by you. [b]2 allies have been added[/b]
erik802:I try to steal the PHC superweapon!
Roll: 3 - You fail horribly. Son, I am dissapoint. -100hp
[B]Characters[/B]
erik802: 900/1,000
TrulliLulli:1,000/1,000
MEOWTFLOL:500/1,000
BLUcody:200/1,000
Skunky:600/1,000
Bromega513: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
SilverBullet: 500/1,000
Nitrowing: 2,500/2,500
Crazy Ivan: 1,300/1,000
Elizer: 650/1,000
Rsam: 550/1,000
Combiner8761: 550/1,000 [b]Intelligence +100, PHC super-weapon[/b]
Rexen: 100/1,500 [b]2 turns of doubled rolls, Rejuvenation (100hp per turn until next attack)[/b]
theseltsamone 1,000/1,000 [b]Regeneration, Bad Ass, Falcon punch (1 turn only)[/b]
MakoSkyDub: 1,450/1,000 [b]+2 Dexterity[/b] [b]Possesses Leeching Gauntlet[/b] [b]Possesses Nitrowings Pants[/b]
Trounark: 0/1,000 [b]DEAD[/b]
Ray551: 500/1,000 [b]Mental[/b] [b]-10 Strength[/b]
EqueL: 800/1,000 [b]Potion seller[/b]
[B]Allies[/B]
NecronWarriorA: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli)
NecronWarriorB: 200/200 (controllable only by TrulliLulli)
extermanautus the planet eater: 30,000/30,000 [b]can barely be controlled[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Garry: 30,000/30,000 [b]Highly ignores player commands[/b](must roll a 10 when attempting to control)
Forum Troll B: 5,000/5,000 [B]Controllable By (Anyone)[/B]
Thread Rerailer: 5,000/5,000 [b]Back From Mental Hospital[/b]
Cerebus: 20,000/?????? [b]Coma[/b] [i]Summon Missus Cerebus to awaken (Needs 120 souls of trolls)[/i]
[B]Foes[/B]
Autoturret B: 650/1,000
Enemy Genie: 1,850/4,000 [b]All wishes now have negative effects, Freaked out, Shame +50[/b]
Terminator: 14,150/17,500 [b]RAGE[/b]
TH98: 28,300/30,000 [b]RACIST[/b]
Elite Haxor: 2,950/3,000 [b]EPIC HAXING SKILLZ[/b]
fuck yes
i order my necron warriors to shoot their gauss rifles at the genie
i attempt to impale th98 with my bladed staff
I upgrade my gun at a "Power to the People" station.
I smile-stare TH98 again, hoping that the creeping sticks this time.
I ask Enemy Genie if i can have the PHC superweapon.
I attack TH89 with another facemelter solo
I seek medical aid at the hospital.
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