Your weird habits - General

I talk to myself a lot, or pretend I'm talking to people that I know when I'm by myself. I don't know if it would be considered weird though, because apparently most people talk to themselves all the time.

I tend to pick dead bits of skin off of my foot and eat them.

Whenever I get into an intense part during a game, I'll get this fucking RAW itch somewhere on my head or face. If it's an online match when it happens and I can't pause it's instantly 20x worse.I end up awkwardly rubbing the controller on my head(just got a fucking itch typing this sentence)at weird angle like a retard.

When I masturbate when a parent comes in my room I "loose the mood".

Most of the time I can't blow all the shit out of my nose, so I usually end up going in there on a mining spree. Sometimes when I'm lying down relaxed watching a movie on my iPad or on the computer watching something alone, my left hand finds its way down my pants and plays with my pubic hair...it just happens without me really paying attention. When I'm taking a shit I put my index finger on my penis and hold it down, so it doesn't touch the bowl and so I can piss directly into the bowl, if I don't do that then I end up hitting the side of the bowl and it sprays. Recently, I find myself using bleach to clean the toilet seat before I take a shit. I only take a shit about every two days, sometimes three. I'll think of some other weird habits... One bad habit is that I do all my homework at around 8 or 10 PM, because I wasted the rest of my time on the computer or doing something I'd find fun. Pretty much all homework the night before it's due. For essays I end up staying up till 1 or 2.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32814723]actually, think of how much water you'd save if you just pissed outside instead[/QUOTE] Plus, you can water the garden.

I close my left eye and squint when I comb my hair.

i have to lock my car [I]at least[/I] 3 to 4 times with my keys. even when a door is closed i push on it constantly until it feels right. i have a lock on my closet door because the other doorknob broke and that's the only replacement, but anyways i have to make sure that my closet is locked constantly for whatever reason. every time i get in my car i usually have to light up a cigarette. when i shut down my computer i have to stare to make sure that the lights are off until it feels right. it pisses me off when people whisper to me. there are probably a lot more but i'm tired and can't think of them at the moment.

I bait my nails :P

When I eat I don't mix foods or eat things together, I eat one at a time. Lets say I go to McDonald's and I get a Big Mac medium combo. I will eat the burger, then the fries, then drink the drink.

[QUOTE=Ihazard;32820024]I walk around in tight circles when on the phone or else I can't listen to what they're saying at all[/QUOTE] this sitting and talking on the phone = impossible

I for some reason just can't take a phone call inside. I have to take every call out on the porch, or else I get really uncomfortable.

I also piss in the bath.

[QUOTE=Typhoonx10;32828102]I also piss in the bath.[/QUOTE] That's fucking disgusting

[QUOTE=soad_jonas;32829279]That's fucking disgusting[/QUOTE] I was joking that time

Sometimes I keep my tongue out of my mouth for as long as I can until it comes dry.

I can't help looking to the bottom left corner of my eye but I'm starting to do it less which is good.

I put my hand up to my mouth like I'm smoking a cigarette. I don't smoke though. Also I can't resist putting things in my mouth either. Pens, cards, [sub][sub][sub]penises[/sub][/sub][/sub] coins, shit I found on the floor, doesn't matter.

I commentate on my games when I haz no Recording Equiptment. You think I have platinum up my nose for how much I pick it I usually keep the TV on when I'm doing stuff. Sometimes my dick Is in agony I sit on my legs. And they get all stiff

I use over-exaggerated body movements as if I were from a cartoon or videogame.

When someone surprises me I sometimes do a fake sounding weird scream as a joke but sometimes they think I was being serious so they look at me weird.

When I'm at home I piss sitting. Otherwise, I piss standing. Yay for versatility.

I sleep with my blanket tucked under my chin EVERY night.

I chew my cheeks, usually when I'm doing something that I need to concentrate on (test, game, etc).

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Crack the joints in my hands. All the time. And I get into it to, practically pressing down with all my weight on the joint between thumb and hand so it can pop.

I whistle with my tongue Chew on everything, although I prefer soft plastic so I can flatten it out. Sometimes I even chew on plastic while I'm chewing gum. I also fiddle with shit constantly when I'm watching something like flip my remote or my phone around. I sleep without blankets even when Im cold I just grab extra pillows and stack them on me. I also bathe very irregularly, its not that I don't like showering its just that I never smell bad and it takes a very long time for my hair to get greasy so no one notices. And even though I have a shit load of shirts I only wear a select few even if they don't fit properly.

I attach a pen to the collar of my shirt, whenever I go out, hang out with friends, or work on something.

I say lalalalala before sleeping.

[QUOTE=Yakekuso;32835802]When I'm at home I piss sitting. Otherwise, I piss standing. Yay for versatility.[/QUOTE]