Your weird habits - General

[QUOTE=/B/rother;32864996]i throw toilet paper down the toilet before i take a shit, so that the water won't splash up my ass.[/QUOTE] That's not weird, that's a necessity.

I frequently find myself drawing [rather decent] Spy vs. Spy doodles whenever I have spare time. And - even more often - I create weird-ass crossovers between the spies and themes involving: + Zombies, mutants, and other interesting fauna + TimeSplitters shenanigans + Miscellaneous games and/or settings that would [B]NOT[/B] deemed retarded to mix. Some things, in my opinion, should simply be left isolated. *(For example: Anime + Spy vs. Spy = Original creator rolling over his grave.) + Other Spy vs. Spy-esque ideas and inspirations. While doodling whatever it may be, I always make an effort to preserve the same artistic formula that is to be found in Antonio Prohias' work in all of my drawings. It's a habit of mine, but a fun and harmless one to carry out nonetheless. ------------------------------- *Please understand that I, [B]by no means[/B], have anything against anime. My bias is that it just doesn't work all that well with the Spy vs. Spy formula, based on my own countless observations from DeviantArt.com (and elsewhere).

Sometimes when I have an itch on the top of my hand, scratching it with the short stubble on my chin will be the only way to relieve the itch.

I pull my pop tarts apart and I eat them from the center out, and I throw away the outside edges.

Taking a dump naked. Because it just feels right. :v:

Randomly humming the MGS "Duh-Duh-Duh-Dadah" theme when wandering about, and shouting it when alone in big old buildings

[QUOTE=relinquish;32874545]Taking a dump naked. Because it just feels right. :v:[/QUOTE]My eleven year old cousin used to do something similiar to that.Dunno if he still does it, but he used to take off all his clothes before crapping because he was afraid of getting poop on them. :v:

Just because my family descended from nobility I have the urge to use all these 16th century movements like bowing and all that shit and making weird patterns when waving my arms around. I act all royal and shit too.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;32875185]Just because my family descended from nobility I have the urge to use all these 16th century movements like bowing and all that shit and making weird patterns when waving my arms around. I act all royal and shit too.[/QUOTE] I kind of do the same thing, my family has a pretty big military background, so when I see my friends/family I'll salute them and call them things like Colonel or General... and I'm 25 haha. I did it in high school too.

[QUOTE=/B/rother;32864996]i throw toilet paper down the toilet before i take a shit, so that the water won't splash up my ass.[/QUOTE] So that's how it works? Man i gotta try that.

[QUOTE=soad_jonas;32829279]That's fucking disgusting[/QUOTE] and pissing in the shower isnt? I never do that shit. Gross

I count the buttons on every remote control I use/get my hands on. It's the first thing I do

If my nose has an itch I'll scrunch it up like I just smelled something nasty to itch it. It works but people look at me funny when I do it.

Checking myself out whenever a mirror or other reflective surface is around. Yes, I'm a narcissist.

I like to keep my mouth open. And i drink gallons of carbonated water in a week.

Whenever I play a game or wander about in real life I always look for ways up onto things from others things. It's a habit I developed from playing kz maps for CS 1.6. Also I always assess locations based on their strategic value. (Houses, places to hang out, etc.)

I either tap my fingers, my feet or move my head to any kind of music with a consistent rythm, I can't be still when there's beats going on. [editline]20th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=JolKally;32815918]Whenever I shit, i generally don't wipe my butt unless my shit was incredibly wet and disgusting. I then wait an hour or 2 before I start picking at my butt. Not my actual asshole, just the area around it. I start picking at it for poop crumbs that stuck to the outside of my butthole, I don't eat them. I just throw them away.[/QUOTE] ...

[t]http://content6.flixster.com/photo/72/75/83/7275832_gal.jpg[/t] I've always sat kinda like this. I'm just really uncomfortable when I sit any other way.

When I'm flacid, I grab the tip of my penis and move it up and down so my dick does the worm. It actually looks pretty cool

I cannot sit normally, i.e., legs at the side. I either always have them crossed or sit in some weird position.

I piss in the shower

-When bored, or on my computer, I play with my balls (testicles) for hours on end. -I shampoo my pubic hair -I do this weird thing where I move my jaw and make my teeth click to the beat of a song. -I chew water bottle caps until they form this sort of half moon shape. -I always challenge authority. Thats about it.

[QUOTE=wilolato;32884340]-When bored, or on my computer, I play with my balls (testicles) for hours on end. -I shampoo my pubic hair -I do this weird thing where I move my jaw and make my teeth click to the beat of a song. -I chew water bottle caps until they form this sort of half moon shape. -I always challenge authority. Thats about it.[/QUOTE] I do the same things with bottle caps. It's just fun.

I can not use a urinal when someone else is in the bathroom. It's not a size thing, it's just uncomfortable for me. I was at a football game and there was a line to use the urinal. When it was my turn I just left.

I diarrhea in the shower. Pee too. Semen on occasion.

[QUOTE=Milp;32875720]So that's how it works? Man i gotta try that.[/QUOTE] It works works like a damn charm.

[QUOTE=Zombie man70;32885083]I can not use a urinal when someone else is in the bathroom. It's not a size thing, it's just uncomfortable for me. I was at a football game and there was a line to use the urinal. When it was my turn I just left.[/QUOTE] Can you spell "awkward"? Seriously, if you stand in line for something then leave, you're doing it wrong.

I HAVE to clean the toilet seat before I take a shit, and I always make your mom jokes and references by accident. One time I did it to my teacher and it was this absolutely awful joke. I got a weeks detention for it.

I have to pick my nose clean otherwise I feel weird.

I always eat my square sandwiches corners first, then the sides and last the middle. That way i always get exactly 9 bites out of it. But the really wierd thing is that i remember the first time i did it, when the habit started. I even thought at that point in my life ''I wonder if this is going to be a habit...'' And it did.